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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would admin allow it as a joke profile? Think people should show the support for Colin & Bertha

People have fake profiles or multiple profiles at least us lot are open and honest about wanting this one. Could make it an actual couples profile so that in order to upload the various pictures we have between us all means that the guys and Colin could upload those pictures, just like us ladies who have pictures taken with Colin

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Put my name down on the petition. Would be great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in....

Just hope all the support doesn't choke Colin....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who is Colin? or Bertha?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can imagine the veri's now .. 'when he finally plucked up the courage to meet me, he turned into the hardest cock i know and gave me a right stuffing. Ended in a spit roast'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all."

How many other verified chickens would want a profile??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"who is Colin? or Bertha? "

Colin is a plastic chicken dog toy (sorry it had to be said lol) and it started out with one forum member taking a comedy avatar.. it took off and various other forum members got hooked on the 'colin' craze.

In the joke sense he went on a UK tour ended up in locations from Devon to Scotland with various people/couples and pictures were taken. Bertha is truly the mother of all cocks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

How many other verified chickens would want a profile?? "

Mind you - you might get single guys pretenbding to be plastic toys to boost their chances of a meet!

Might be hard to get away with face to face though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who is Colin? or Bertha?

Colin is a plastic chicken dog toy (sorry it had to be said lol) and it started out with one forum member taking a comedy avatar.. it took off and various other forum members got hooked on the 'colin' craze.

In the joke sense he went on a UK tour ended up in locations from Devon to Scotland with various people/couples and pictures were taken. Bertha is truly the mother of all cocks.. "

hahaha I like it, you can count me in

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

They get my vote.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all."

I am guessing no for the above reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

I am guessing no for the above reasons

"

Ahh... But, just this once, and by popular demand, wouldn't it be nice if your guess was incorrect.....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I am guessing only if we were on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

I am guessing no for the above reasons

Ahh... But, just this once, and by popular demand, wouldn't it be nice if your guess was incorrect..... "

Could always link it to a "Chatity Cockathon" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

I am guessing no for the above reasons

Ahh... But, just this once, and by popular demand, wouldn't it be nice if your guess was incorrect.....

Could always link it to a "Chatity Cockathon" ? "

You got a chatty cock...????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all."

Agree...the site is fast becoming Facebook as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey why not

If we end up in the papers again for this i'm not taking the blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

How many other verified chickens would want a profile??

Mind you - you might get single guys pretenbding to be plastic toys to boost their chances of a meet!

Might be hard to get away with face to face though! "

No it wouldn't, there's a few that could actually pull that off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

I am guessing no for the above reasons

Ahh... But, just this once, and by popular demand, wouldn't it be nice if your guess was incorrect.....

Could always link it to a "Chatity Cockathon" ?

You got a chatty cock...???? "

"Charity" Doh - lousy bloody spellchecker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey why not

If we end up in the papers again for this i'm not taking the blame "

we all pin the blame with Ryan.. the originator of 'Colin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey why not

If we end up in the papers again for this i'm not taking the blame

we all pin the blame with Ryan.. the originator of 'Colin'

"

I take it Colin is over 18?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont want to be a kill joy but if they do it for one they will have to do it for all.

Agree...the site is fast becoming Facebook as it is."

Never done facebook - never will!

But so far I can't see too many similarities between the two! As far as I know most of my friends/family on facebook don't sit around discussing anal and threesomes before heading off to a party/club/orgy.

Could just be me though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey why not

If we end up in the papers again for this i'm not taking the blame

we all pin the blame with Ryan.. the originator of 'Colin'

I take it Colin is over 18? "

Ive no idea of his age...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show "

ha! He ain't your anymore remember... You gave him up for adoption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute you are seriously suggesting a fake profile on fab, how could you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute you are seriously suggesting a fake profile on fab, how could you!

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dont think anyone's wanted to be a plastic chicken and a dildo before though.. first for everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show "

Says the man dressed as a snowman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show

Says the man dressed as a snowman!! "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aww poor old frosty knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show

Says the man dressed as a snowman!!

"

Oh - it's a snowman!

I thought it was the "Stay Puff" man from Ghostbusters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot my Colin ain't a freak show

Says the man dressed as a snowman!!

Oh - it's a snowman!

I thought it was the "Stay Puff" man

from Ghostbusters!! "

No the stay puff man is slimmer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, what you are basically asking for is to set up a fake profile?

Because we haven't got enough of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, what you are basically asking for is to set up a fake profile?

Because we haven't got enough of those.

"

yes but this would be an obvious fake profile for a laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a laugh, done for charity it could do well! Is there a charity for ageing swingers?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sounds like a laugh, done for charity it could do well! Is there a charity for ageing swingers? "

If there isn't there will be one soon... "just a moment of your time could bring joy to an aged swinger".

OP - I don't think they need one. I'm sure I just saw Colin on an advert with a famous blonde and boobied woman.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

"

Jeez - lighten up folks - the idea i'm sure, much like many forum threads posted on an hourly, if not daily basis is a laugh!

If it had been in Site Support or feedback - personally I may have been worried!! As it's not - somehow the words 'tongue' and 'cheek' spring to mind!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

Jeez - lighten up folks - the idea i'm sure, much like many forum threads posted on an hourly, if not daily basis is a laugh!

If it had been in Site Support or feedback - personally I may have been worried!! As it's not - somehow the words 'tongue' and 'cheek' spring to mind!! "

To some its a laugh, to some its not. And no i disagree, i think the words "arse" and "licking" to some would be more appropriate....hey its my i opinion, i will stick by it, and am honest and upfront about it...i could say the same to you...about lightening up, but i wouldnt be so patronising.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more. "

id expect no other kinda response from you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

id expect no other kinda response from you "

And why would that be?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I disagree with the comparison to Facebook....on the grounds that I have never seen this much sycophantic bollocks on Facebook....ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

Jeez - lighten up folks - the idea i'm sure, much like many forum threads posted on an hourly, if not daily basis is a laugh!

If it had been in Site Support or feedback - personally I may have been worried!! As it's not - somehow the words 'tongue' and 'cheek' spring to mind!! To some its a laugh, to some its not. And no i disagree, i think the words "arse" and "licking" to some would be more appropriate....hey its my i opinion, i will stick by it, and am honest and upfront about it...i could say the same to you...about lightening up, but i wouldnt be so patronising. "

Those that don't find it funny - and i'm sure there are many - would probably have as much interest in this thread as I have about manufacturing processes in the textile industry in south weast asia!

However given the number of 'colin' pics that were prevalent across the site, especially some of the forums - i'm sure there are a few who appreciate the humour involved without being niave enought o honestly think it's a serious post!

There's a multitude of daft suggestions bandied around all the time - but I can't recall any serious responses saying how ridiculous the suggestions are. The odd sarcastic remark, the usual banter - but generally - a healthy dose of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i am going to be a kill joy here but i think its a very childish idea! We have enough fun threads floating around without having fun made up profiles for a dog toy!

I think you will find FB is the place for this sort of thing not fab

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I think its a ridiculous idea, obviously people would have to log in for it to post, but has anyone thought about what new posters would think , how confusing it would be? Wouldnt veris be null n void as they are inanimate objects.

Its nay from me, and i agree with this facbook similarity some have already mentioned, we have a "like me " in the shape of being fabbed.

If they do it for one "joke" profile they will have to do it for lots more.

Jeez - lighten up folks - the idea i'm sure, much like many forum threads posted on an hourly, if not daily basis is a laugh!

If it had been in Site Support or feedback - personally I may have been worried!! As it's not - somehow the words 'tongue' and 'cheek' spring to mind!! To some its a laugh, to some its not. And no i disagree, i think the words "arse" and "licking" to some would be more appropriate....hey its my i opinion, i will stick by it, and am honest and upfront about it...i could say the same to you...about lightening up, but i wouldnt be so patronising.

Those that don't find it funny - and i'm sure there are many - would probably have as much interest in this thread as I have about manufacturing processes in the textile industry in south weast asia!

However given the number of 'colin' pics that were prevalent across the site, especially some of the forums - i'm sure there are a few who appreciate the humour involved without being niave enought o honestly think it's a serious post!

There's a multitude of daft suggestions bandied around all the time - but I can't recall any serious responses saying how ridiculous the suggestions are. The odd sarcastic remark, the usual banter - but generally - a healthy dose of humour! "

Well i was smiling when i worte it does that count?

It IS ridiculous to have a plastic chuck and a dildo having a profile...totally and utterly....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

As I am guilty of creating the whole Colin saga in the 1st place. I will chuck in my opinion.

As with everything else on this site some will like it and some will not. I personally thought for a period of time it injected some fun and humour into the forum. It was pretty clear from the responses, and number of regular posters that wanted to get involved; that I am not alone in this opinion. However I respect that there will also be a group of people that will consider it childish and ridiculous. Hey ho I would rather Colin than most of the other shit that gets posted every day.

I do agree though that a unique profile for a toy is going a bit far

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not sure anyone objected to any fun being had with pics of a rubber chicken

As you say, a profile would be taking it too far though, wether it was said with a tongue firmly stuck in the side of a gob or not.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm all for a bit of a laugh on the forums but I think setting up a profile for them is a step too far really.

Profiles are for people seeking meets, camming or just chat, not rubber dog toys.

Mind you I don't like people making profiles for dogs on facebook either and this is the same thing in my eyes

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Will they meet single bi guys aged 53, if yes great idea.

If no... Fucking time wasters.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Will they meet single bi guys aged 53, if yes great idea.

If no... Fucking time wasters.

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