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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She holds her pinkie out when stroking your cock....

She says "excuse me" when she farts during 69.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

I had to read this 4 times before I got it

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Asks where you keep your credit card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

I had to read this 4 times before I got it

Strong coffee for moody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

I had to read this 4 times before I got it

Still don't get it :/ explain please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

Haha funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she swallows rather than spits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

I had to read this 4 times before I got it

Still don't get it :/ explain please

'She' turns out to be a 'he'...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......"

She just doesnt speak full stop. Well it is in my case lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't feel "Stepehen and the twins" when slipping your hand into her skimpy lace knickers!

I had to read this 4 times before I got it

Still don't get it :/ explain please

Meat n two veg......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......"

and uses a linen napkin to wipe the corners of her mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

She just doesnt speak full stop. Well it is in my case lol"

Is that because the gentleman rendered you speechless....??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"she swallows rather than spits

She requests the gentleman to "arrive" in a waterford crystal goblet and sips daintily with her pinky stuck out...honestly Cute, you gotta lot to learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't laugh when she sees your cock for the first time .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

and uses a linen napkin to wipe the corners of her mouth

That's not a lady that's royalty!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

She just doesnt speak full stop. Well it is in my case lol

Is that because the gentleman rendered you speechless....??

He would need to be more than a gentleman, more like superhero lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

She just doesnt speak full stop. Well it is in my case lol

Is that because the gentleman rendered you speechless....??

He would need to be more than a gentleman, more like superhero lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

she doesnt order spagetti bolognese on your first date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she doesnt spit, and deffo doesnt gargl e it !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

She just doesnt speak full stop. Well it is in my case lol

Is that because the gentleman rendered you speechless....??

He would need to be more than a gentleman, more like superhero lol"

Well, Good morning to you m'dear......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she swallows rather than spits

She requests the gentleman to "arrive" in a waterford crystal goblet and sips daintily with her pinky stuck out...honestly Cute, you gotta lot to learn

damm im so common.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

I just expect to sleep in the wet patch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

I just expect to sleep in the wet patch lol "

Guess if the whole beds a tad damp there's not much of an option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

She supplies conti sheets so no wet patch for either one

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"She offers to sleep in the wet patch!

I just expect to sleep in the wet patch lol

Guess if the whole beds a tad damp there's not much of an option!

Hahaha......good point

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

In the height of passion she says "Please fuck me"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In the height of passion she says "Please fuck me""

Yay! I'm a laydeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She doesn't speak with her mouth full......

and uses a linen napkin to wipe the corners of her mouth

That's not a lady that's royalty!

you better believe it young'un!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She asks "Would you mind awfully fucking my sister, whilst I finish watching TOWIE"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She asks "Would you mind awfully fucking my sister, whilst I finish watching TOWIE"

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