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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Chinese burn. I don’t think I’d be a very good torturer

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

By never giving you a forum ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will refrain from giving a contribution as I could face a forum ban as my mind has wonderful dark places.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will refrain from giving a contribution as I could face a forum ban as my mind has wonderful dark places.

NBVN x"

There is always my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By never giving you a forum ban"

Plenty of other people to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterboarding with ribena

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

You seen Hostel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waterboarding with ribena

Wet and sticky and not in a fun way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You seen Hostel?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed you Jaffa cakes until you burst

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Tickling and I’d do it for free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seen Hostel?"

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feed you Jaffa cakes until you burst

I was waiting for someone to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tickling and I’d do it for free."

I'm not ticklish though

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Tickling and I’d do it for free.

I'm not ticklish though

I’ll find a spot…don’t you worry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tickling and I’d do it for free.

I'm not ticklish though

I’ll find a spot…don’t you worry

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/03/22 16:14:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed you Jaffa cakes until you burst

I was waiting for someone to say that "

I’m actually disappointed with my fellow forumites for not beating me to it

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Torture? By doing the exact opposite of what you REALLY want me to do! Sure, that's real torture?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?"

Slowly

Hang on am I being paid on an hourly rate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?

Slowly

Hang on am I being paid on an hourly rate? "

We could negotiate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones."

That would probably make it sound better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small?

Tits or arse?

Do you like redheads?

How big is too big?

Girth or Length?

Profile advice?

What happens in clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones."

Wait? Collection? How many albums did they have?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small? Depends on what it is

Tits or arse? Are

Do you like redheads? Yes

How big is too big? Depends on what it is

Girth or Length? I have both

Profile advice? Don't copy mine

What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs

That sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small? Depends on what it is

Tits or arse? Are

Do you like redheads? Yes

How big is too big? Depends on what it is

Girth or Length? I have both

Profile advice? Don't copy mine

What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs

That sorted?"

But I’d ask you repeatedly for days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small? Depends on what it is

Tits or arse? Are

Do you like redheads? Yes

How big is too big? Depends on what it is

Girth or Length? I have both

Profile advice? Don't copy mine

What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs

That sorted?

But I’d ask you repeatedly for days."

And get a contradictory answer each time

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fire"

Start at my feet please they are frozen today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seen Hostel?

Nope "

Oh god I have!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You seen Hostel?

Nope

Oh god I have!!!"
is it that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts and lemon juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small? Depends on what it is

Tits or arse? Are

Do you like redheads? Yes

How big is too big? Depends on what it is

Girth or Length? I have both

Profile advice? Don't copy mine

What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs

That sorted?

But I’d ask you repeatedly for days.

And get a contradictory answer each time

Who’s torturing who here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d just sit and ask you all the mundane forum questions that get asked every day.

Big or small? Depends on what it is

Tits or arse? Are

Do you like redheads? Yes

How big is too big? Depends on what it is

Girth or Length? I have both

Profile advice? Don't copy mine

What happens in clubs? Stays in clubs

That sorted?

But I’d ask you repeatedly for days.

And get a contradictory answer each time

Who’s torturing who here?"

I didn't say I would make it easy for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paper cuts and lemon juice."

Inventive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You seen Hostel?

Nope

Oh god I have!!!is it that bad?"

Yeah

Google the trailer for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.

You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.

You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"

God remind me to stay on your good side

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.

You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"

Not sure I would like to know the sexual options

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?"

Ram very hot chilly sauce up ya fudge tunnel and watch you squirm

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Superglue. First your eyelids open and then your urethra closed. To follow snapping your teeth with a pair of pliers and inserting them down your throat with ground glass.

You did say torture right? Or did you mean something sexual?"

Ok hanibal calm down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strip off and make you watch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Waterboarding with ribena

Looool that’s funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being payed lots of money to torture me how would you do it?

Ram very hot chilly sauce up ya fudge tunnel and watch you squirm

Make sure you stand behind a blast wall when I fart then

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Tickling and I’d do it for free."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strip off and make you watch!"

How would that be torture?

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones.

Wait? Collection? How many albums did they have?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play my collection of Steps albums at half speed through your headphones.

Wait? Collection? How many albums did they have?"

I lost count. Perhaps 5, 6, 7, 8...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx"

Yep I read some strange stuff too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not into S&M so we'd be a bit in the dark with sexual torture. Spanking is as far as we go and a little light bondage between ourselves though not with others. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go play at the Adams' was an early memory and I remember thinking how horrible things can be. It's available on Audible if you haven't read it.

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"Thinking about it again Willow, I don't have a menacing side. I wouldn't take the money and I wouldn't torture anyone. I just read a lot and have a disturbing imagination. Big love xx"

I love the good vibes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well that was interesting

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Well that was interesting "

What was your favourite torture?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that was interesting

What was your favourite torture?"

I think the waterboarding with ribena won though

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Make u wear England shirt x

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Well that was interesting

What was your favourite torture?

I think the waterboarding with ribena won though "

That’s my favourite too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make u wear England shirt x "

That's OK I'm getting set on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww damm not often I miss a beat like that but

I am already doing that for free by not blocking you ha ha

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd make you clean my toilet after the kids have used it - then watch Peppa Pig on repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By sending you multiple friends requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww damm not often I miss a beat like that but

I am already doing that for free by not blocking you ha ha

That's not torture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By sending you multiple friends requests

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I wouldnt on principle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww damm not often I miss a beat like that but

I am already doing that for free by not blocking you ha ha

That's not torture "

I was only say as you keep asking people to block you wonko ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By sending you multiple friends requests

Have I won

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By sending you multiple friends requests

Have I won

Won what?

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

"By sending you multiple friends requests

Have I won

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