FabSwingers.com forum: Meeting preparations

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.

What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?

Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?

Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.

But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.

Would be:

- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)

-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)

-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)

-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)

-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)

- getting dressed

- finishing off with perfume

So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Um take a shower, make sure my hair isn't too wild, clean clothes, cologne. 1 hour.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

These days, shove on a pair of jeans and a cheap top, wash my face in cold water, spend less than five minutes shoving on some mascara and a bit of lippy, find a pair of shoes that aren't falling apart, and I'm done.

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By *eau and ArrowCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit.

Shower.

Shave.

Jokes, I don’t shave.

Or shower.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.

What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?

Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?

Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.

But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.

Would be:

- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)

-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)

-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)

-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)

-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)

- getting dressed

- finishing off with perfume

So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x

Hmm....I'd just be happy you'd turned up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit.

Shower.

Shave.

Jokes, I don’t shave.

Or shower."

Lol make sure she don’t rim ya then

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Shit.

Shower.

Shave.

Jokes, I don’t shave.

Or shower."

And when you shit, it’s in the other persons shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shower. Brush teeth. Mouthwash. Fresh shave. Aftershave

Best jeans on and one of my long sleeve tops that fits me best, to show what a skinny runt I am lol

Not feel like a chore at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut my hair, trim my stubble and shave my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe

Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though

Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits

Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3

Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last date I spent 20 mins in addition to my usual shower/hair wash.

5 mins applying minimal makeup

15 mins panicking over what to wear and leaving several outfits on the floor before wearing what I always wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.

What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?

Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?

Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.

But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.

Would be:

- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)

-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)

-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)

-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)

-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)

- getting dressed

- finishing off with perfume

So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x

Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female

, that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last date I spent 20 mins in addition to my usual shower/hair wash.

5 mins applying minimal makeup

15 mins panicking over what to wear and leaving several outfits on the floor before wearing what I always wear

Not

- should be

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Trim the lady garden, shave legs and armpits, shower, put on clean clothes. Probably about 30 minutes in total.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

When (more like IF) I have a date, I'll time myself and let you know!

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

I really don’t know as not had a meet or anything in sooooooo many yrs (hopefully this may change one day)

But in past I’d make sure I was clean shaved, showered, nice clothes picked out depending on what type date either smart casual or suit and then nice aftershave like sauvage (however spell it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.

What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?

Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?

Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.

But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.

Would be:

- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)

-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)

-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)

-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)

-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)

- getting dressed

- finishing off with perfume

So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x

Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female

, that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too."

Exactly . But it all depends on how many steps we wanna add.

Like my skin care is a must and ritual for me x

Nothing better than a good facial .. I mean face mask x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trim the lady garden, shave legs and armpits, shower, put on clean clothes. Probably about 30 minutes in total. "

Laser hair removal has literally changed my life cos the shaving is SO minimal that I am loving it and I don’t care how much I spent (btw Even against grain if I left it, it feels totes smooth like a baby’s bottom)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Okie dokes here goes.

Shower and wash hair - 20 mins.

Dry hair. 30- 45 mins.

Fuck about choosing what to wear.

Curl hair. 1.5-2 hours.

Fuck about choosing what to wear.

About 2 hours before I need to leave, shower cap on, back in shower to shave get squeaky clean. 30 mins (need to leave it as late as possible or I'll be prickly again coz my hair grows like the play-doh barbershop)

Body lotion

Change mind on what I'm wearing

Make up. 20 mins on relax mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its someone I really, really like and I already have a feeling we have a connection then problem an hour. I like to be totally cleaned up, look and smelling my best

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I can get ready in 20mins if I wash my hair the day before. Nobody has ever complained about how I have looked.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Takes me about 90 minutes including a leisurely bath, then make up, blow dry. And getting dressed of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a while.

In fact, I can’t be arsed writing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to be clean n fresh i dont put much effort in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe

Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though

Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits

Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3

Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours

You bloody wee poser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, say you have a meeting with a person you really fancy, and clearly want to impress them.

What are your routines when getting ready? Be as detailed as you can, also how long does it take you to get yourself all prepped?

Do you like the whole ritual or do you find it a chore?

Okay so mine can be quite extensive If I really wanna impress him.

But generally, counting I already washed my hair at some stage before.

Would be:

- shower (lots of scrubbing the dead skin, making sure the little 3 hair on my body left is gone)

-skin care time (so face mask, and my whole skin care routine that takes about 15 mins)

-body skin care time (so body oils to make me extra smooth)

-make up (I’m quite quick with make up unless I wanna do something complicated to my eyes, but generally that’s another 15 mins)

-fixing my hair with GHD (maybe another 20 mins)

- getting dressed

- finishing off with perfume

So maybe the whole thing takes me 2-3 hours? X depending how easy I wanna take it x

Shower , deodorant,and casual clothes , all in all about 15 minutes, once l am clean and fresh am good to go , l know it takes a lot lot longer for a female

, that's just not here btw , that includes everyday life too.

Exactly . But it all depends on how many steps we wanna add.

Like my skin care is a must and ritual for me x

Nothing better than a good facial .. I mean face mask x

A meet may be different but no matter what it's the person you wanna be with that counts , if..IF there are things you don't like about the other person when you meet them ,then it's an instant turn off , but you'd have been chatting to that person for a while so you'd know them some bit before hand , how many on the forums have met people and have been instantly turned off ? A person's prep is different but anyone worth their salt is gonna be clean and fresh in all the right places for a meet .A relationship is different , there is a " comfort zone " which is quite acceptable but a guy can forget about arriving at 8oc after being told to be there ..cause it just don't happen ..he's lucky to be out of there at 9.30pm..thats just the way it is .

..and l knew you ment face mask btw

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Takes a while.

In fact, I can’t be arsed writing it

I'll say it again, I'm happy when people turn up x

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

"Takes a while.

In fact, I can’t be arsed writing it

Hahahaha love the answer

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okie dokes here goes.

Shower and wash hair - 20 mins.

Dry hair. 30- 45 mins.

Fuck about choosing what to wear.

Curl hair. 1.5-2 hours.

Fuck about choosing what to wear.

Body lotion

Change mind on what I'm wearing

Make up. 20 mins on relax mode.

Love this answer x

I have to have done my hair before otherwise it’d add +1 hour at least to my routine and I absolutely hate it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning. "
you aint kiddin

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have a shower, shave my legs only, wash my hair, pop on some conditioner whilst shaving my legs. Rinse hair and body. Smother myself in baby oil, when in shower, rinse off again.

Get out carefully, pat dry the body. Wrap hair in towel. Clean my teeth, floss. Comb through my hair. Squirt on deodorant.

Moisturise my face, blow dry my hair.

Pop hair up in a bun whilst I do my makeup (foundation, blusher, eyeliner and lip salve)

Get dressed. Underwear, Jeans and a top.

Put a selection of jewellery on.

Squirt some perfume on.

Out the door.

The whole thing takes roughly an hour IF I know what I’m wearing in advance. I’m a bit indecisive when it comes to clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If its someone I really, really like and I already have a feeling we have a connection then problem an hour. I like to be totally cleaned up, look and smelling my best

But that’s what I mean, I think there’s something beautiful about making the effort x and go through some steps

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes me about an hour to get ready

Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.

Then a de fuzz

Shower, hair wash, condition

Face mask

Body lotion

Clothes

Make up

Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.

Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again

Though my latest meet I turned up straight from work looking like i'd been dragged through a hedge backwards....He didn't care, then I saw him at random in Morrisons a few days later, my hair scraped back and no make up, he said I looked great....Poor bloke, and he wants to see me again! At least when I do sort myself out for him I know I'll look good lol

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning. you aint kiddin

When I met you I’d just had an all weekender. God knows what I must have looked like

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

For both of us it depends on what the meet is.

If it’s a bi meet with bum play expected then there are several more involved steps to take.

If visiting a club we usually give ourselves a couple of hours in the hotel to get ready.

Always freshly showered, shaved or waxed though and always smelling great.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Depending on if I need to shave or not, I can be showered, teeth cleaned, hair sorted, dressed and out of the door in 15-20mins. Morning getting ready for work (including washing hair) takes 15. If I need to shave my bits, add another 15mins or so on. Mr KC would be similar timewise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max."

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning. you aint kiddin

When I met you I’d just had an all weekender . God knows what I must have looked like

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looked good enough to eat oh wait that was the big mack

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a nightmare takes me like a day and hafe

Most off it is down to me have so meny outfits though

Shave the night before and flush and try on about 20-30 outfits

Only to pick outfit number 2 or 3

Then the day off shower re flush get ready make up takes about 3 hours

You bloody wee poser!

Ha ha I am that can’t help myself ha ha

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I shower, brush my teeth and get dressed in clean clothes that make me feel good.

I don't do make up or nails and my dreads are washed once a week anyway.

All that faffing men don't really or usually care about unless something specific has come up in conversation like lipstick (bleurgh) or a particular item of clothing or footwear.

When I was meeting, I would mainly meet at mine so I'd be wearing something nice and comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

x"
it's ok..I understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably meet so many more guys if I was ‘dare ready’ all of the time.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

ladies can turn up in joggers and a hoodie for me. I'm talking to the lady, not their dress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me about an hour to get ready

Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.

Then a de fuzz

Shower, hair wash, condition

Face mask

Body lotion

Clothes

Make up

Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.

Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again

It's called Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

x"
it aint just you lasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

x it's ok..I understand

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

xit aint just you lasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d probably meet so many more guys if I was ‘dare ready’ all of the time."

Dare ready? Oh, for fuck sake. DATE ready.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I've got it down to an hr. Make up and hair straightened. Quick shower with sexy

shower cap on. Body oil all over then it's fumble about trying to fasten suspender belt without giving myself a hernia (single ladies will understand) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got it down to an hr. Make up and hair straightened. Quick shower with sexy

shower cap on. Body oil all over then it's fumble about trying to fasten suspender belt without giving myself a hernia (single ladies will understand) x "
you had me at shower cap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

Mmmm depends, but generally I’m so selective on who I decide to go out with, that I am quite excited so I’m happy to go through the whole making myself nice and beautiful x

Even better when you turn up and they comment how gorg I look.

It’s all a big scam

cos really I’m a female gremlin they just don’t know it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Trim the lady garden, shave legs and armpits, shower, put on clean clothes. Probably about 30 minutes in total.

Oh, I'd never want to get rid of it all. It keeps me warm in the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

Mmmm depends, but generally I’m so selective on who I decide to go out with, that I am quite excited so I’m happy to go through the whole making myself nice and beautiful x

Even better when you turn up and they comment how gorg I look.

It’s all a big scam

cos really I’m a female gremlin they just don’t know it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Not much to be honest. I do it all anyway, waxing, nails, make up etc. I’d have another shower if it was later in the day as I usually have one in the morning. you aint kiddin

When I met you I’d just had an all weekender . God knows what I must have looked like

looked good enough to eat oh wait that was the big mack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes me about an hour to get ready

Have to poop initially, it's a nervous thing.

Then a de fuzz

Shower, hair wash, condition

Face mask

Body lotion

Clothes

Make up

Hair - Hair takes the longest becausd I blow dry and straighten it, it has to be perfect.

Then try not to think about pooping again because I'm not showering again

It's called Love

Or him not being fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The week before i do intensive body scrubbing and use the fake tan that is moisturiser.. So i don't blind him with the glare

Night before i wax, do anal prep

choose outfits and pack lingerie

The day - anal prep, shave legs, wash /dry hair, make up, dress, perfume.. Then get ready for a mega drive

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

An hour max.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On reflection, that sounds hideous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha

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over a year ago

"What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha "

Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha "

yup... Or you are in the shower

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"On reflection, that sounds hideous!"

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha

Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?!

Clinkers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is anal prep?

Is showering your bum not enough?

This is something I need to know in case one day I pop my anal cherry.

Let’s just say if you wanna indulge in anal sex, it’s best to be prepped … unless you + he doesn’t mind potential mess x haha

Omg, I guess stuff could get dislodged from up there?!

I mean anything can happen

don’t do it after a curry night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings

I need to get out more x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal. "

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

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over a year ago

"Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings

I need to get out more x"

I need to buy some numbing cream

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh the other prep required is to suddenly become an angelic choir girl the week before to reduce the punishment spankings

I need to get out more x

I need to buy some numbing cream

Wait......what?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

Those wild ones eh.

The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

Those wild ones eh.

The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco. "

That was after 8

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

Those wild ones eh.

The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.

That was after 8

Benedict's unicorns are posh.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

Those wild ones eh.

The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.

That was after 8

Benedict's unicorns are posh. "

Edinburgh. Expect no less

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Soz' for bringing the thread down.. Too much reality and mot enough fantasy

Let's rewind - no prep neded, everyone knows girls only poop unicorn glitter

Only the Scottish ones, it's our national animal.

I saw a wild one once.....but I had been drinking

Those wild ones eh.

The only ones I have seen were in the unicorn stables being fed a diet of chocolate and prosseco.

That was after 8

Benedict's unicorns are posh.

Edinburgh. Expect no less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shower, brush my teeth and get dressed in clean clothes that make me feel good.

I don't do make up or nails and my dreads are washed once a week anyway.

All that faffing men don't really or usually care about unless something specific has come up in conversation like lipstick (bleurgh) or a particular item of clothing or footwear.

When I was meeting, I would mainly meet at mine so I'd be wearing something nice and comfortable.

I think we are prep twins (without the dreads or the anal!)

I'm a low maintenance girl and whilst I try to look nice - I am just not the type to get dolled up. I wear a bit of makeup to cover my rosacea. I don't have fancy lingerie and fancy clothes so I don't tend to swipe right etc on men who go for that.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

After getting ready all clean & fresh I have to repeat after a nervous poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all as I don't get meets

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"After getting ready all clean & fresh I have to repeat after a nervous poo

Glad it's not just me who gets a jingle in the bottom before meeting x

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Shower, brush teeth, shave (face and down there), brush hair, put deodorant, iron shirt... check I have condoms

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Do any other ladies sorta breathe a sigh of relief if it’s cancelled? Not that the buggers ever do

It’s all just such a bloody FAFF.

And unless I really, really like him I simply can’t be arsed. This is why I don’t meet randoms.

If you’re reading *you know who you are*, I don’t mean you

Phew.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Shower, shave my bits, moisturise, brush teeth, apply make up, do hair, slip into something sexy, spray perfume and leave

About an hour max xx

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x"

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

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over a year ago

Mani and pedi at the salon

At home brow lamination

Shower/shave etc

Do hair

Makeup

Moisturise face and body

Perfume on

Get dressed inc lingerie

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

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over a year ago

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Shit.

Shower.

Shave.

Jokes, I don’t shave.

Or shower."

Local jet wash is faster

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Shower, defuzz, wash hair and towel/rough dry, if I'm doing curls I'll put it in heatless curl wrap to dry while I do makeup, choose outfit and shoes and undies...

Probably 2/3 hours if I'm putting a lot of effort....

I can however be ready in less than an hour if really needed.

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been that long I can't remember.

I will wash my hair and have a shower using my best shower oil and body stuff. That's effort right there!!!

Also put a bit of make up on, I don't want to scare them off straight away.

If they don't like me fairly natural though then they really aren't the guy for me to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After getting ready all clean & fresh I have to repeat after a nervous poo

Nervous poo. Lol I can relate

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I fill my time browsing social media procrastinating about having to go out the house then flap about 30 minutes before leaving having a shower, getting dressed, doing hair and makeup then go there spending the entire journey convincing myself I’ll have an awful time and not get home until 3am after having the best night ever.

Every. Single. Time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax at salon

Nails at salon

Hair (wash & blow) at salon

Dry body brush

Shave legs, underarms

Shower

Moisturise

Make up

Faff with hair

Choose what to wear

Then be riddled with anxiety

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Shower up make sure I’m trimmed and a few sprays of aftershave

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

Are those the vintage years?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

Are those the vintage years?

I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun.

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over a year ago

There are 2 of us:

Day before or same day get nails done and hair cut if required.

Clean place and ensure that it is spotless in the event that things move back home.

Ensure that drinks, ice, condoms and lube are plentiful.

On the day:

select clothes to wear and shoes.

Shower including all over shave except for top of head, wash hair and exfoliate.

Dry naturally as possible.

Do hair and then teeth including mouthwash.

Make up and then deodorant and moisturiser especially in those areas that need to be kept smoothe.

Often a little play with each other to get us excited.

Dress.

Have a little drink.

Double check that the meet is going ahead.

Finally perfume/cologne and head on out.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

Are those the vintage years?

I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun."

Where as now you are just skint.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

Are those the vintage years?

I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun.

Where as now you are just skint.

Comparatively, yes (three kids an ex w do that to you

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hair is the biggest chore, so normally that gets done the day before.

Bath, body scrub, shave legs, moisturise.

Minimal make up, I only do brows, mascara and lippy most of the time. Occasionally I'll put eye shadow on.

Get dressed, perfume... Probably a couple of hours all in. 3 at the most! I'm not sure how much notice they really take lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Of course we take notice. I feel honoured that someone does that for me when I'm really not worth it.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Bath. Shave if the lady indicates no beard. Deodorant. CK be. Shirt. Trousers. Clean socks and pants (you might get run over). Hair is minimal, but will trim. Hour max.

But what if you had two meets in one day, or over a couple of days? One hates a beard and one loves

Two meets? Firstly, you must be joking and secondly, I only concentrate on one person at a time. I know that's not the fab methodology, but I just can't do that x

CK! Are you sure you're a Yorkshire man living in Fife?

It's on offer at Suoerdrug

It’s leftover stock from the 90s, that’s why

I quite liked 1995 to 1997

Are those the vintage years?

I had an absolute blast back then. I never had so much money (comparatively) and so much unadulterated fun.

Where as now you are just skint.

Comparatively, yes (three kids an ex w do that to you

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Depends if it’s a social or getting down and dirty

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