FabSwingers.com forum: If you could trade bodies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?

can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x

At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one, because while my body isn't perfect, it is mine, a work in progress....I would not want to be anything other than me

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Hulk Smash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hulk Smash

SMASHHH x

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I'd be Kirsten Dunst for the day. Why wouldn't you?

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Noone,I love my body it is very much a part of who I am.x

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Robyn Lawley

She’s the same height as me anyway and she’s a beaut. And most importantly, I love her long hair! (I get long hair envy)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Somebody dead and unpleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres only 1 person id trade with

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Ryan Reynolds please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joseph Merrick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with "

And the answer is….?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

J.Lo’s bod is insane

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

"Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

Call me if you get it and need to try it out

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My body at 30. Just before I wrecked my knee. I miss playing sport so much and if I hadn't played in that one game...

Anyway, I'd like to be Heather Graham for a week. I'd never leave the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

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quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

Call me if you get it and need to try it out

Yep, you'd be my first call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

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but your like erm 50× hotter than her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?"

Just body x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. I'd pick dancer as I think she's got a perfect body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fit and healthy 18 year old please. A nice little reset button that would be.

Nobody famous tho. That would just be hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennifer Lopez

Just for a day. Wouldn't like her body 24/7 or anything

much

Call me if you get it and need to try it out

Yep, you'd be my first call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

Just body x

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oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Myself.

Why would I wish to have someone else's body; on an evolutionary timescale, it has taken 15,000,000,000 (fifteen billion years) to reach the state of perfect functionality that my body and mind represent. They work together in perfect harmony.

It is folly to wish for another humans carcass an central processing unit.

Why have I come to this (arrogant) conclusion?

For years I was in a toxic dysfunctional relationship wherein the other person criticised relentlessly every aspect of my body and mind and my behaviour.

I only began to really appreciate and value me, as an individual, when I got rid of him, when he got married; a wedding which I boycotted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself.

It is folly to wish for another humans carcass an central processing unit.

Why have I come to this (arrogant) conclusion?

For years I was in a toxic dysfunctional relationship wherein the other person criticised relentlessly every aspect of my body and mind and my behaviour.

I only began to really appreciate and value me, as an individual, when I got rid of him, when he got married; a wedding which I boycotted!

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unless your an angel looking for a meat sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd trade bodies with a 25 year old version of me

All the same attributes I have today just with a little more hair and without the aches and pains I feel in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd trade bodies with a 25 year old version of me

All the same attributes I have today just with a little more hair and without the aches and pains I feel in the morning

Oh forgot to say minus the middle age spread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd trade bodies with a 25 year old version of me

All the same attributes I have today just with a little more hair and without the aches and pains I feel in the morning

Exactly my point.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Clearly Harry Potter he’s the chosen one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going. "

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

Just body x

oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better

What about lives then? X

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?"

Yeah I'd take dieu's body, I'd go to Gregg's, get some sausage rolls, then come home and compare my arsehole to the end of the sausage rolls. I'd take some pics, then post them on fab and win this month's hot pics.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I really like mine, but if it was just for a day I'd take Mr Von Matterhorn. Cos ooooft. And I'd get to meet Mrs Von Matterhorn

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Marlon moraes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Actually howling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

Just body x

oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better

What about lives then? X

"
tut tut tut nosey parker you set the rules already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds.

Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?"

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

Just body x

oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better

What about lives then? X

tut tut tut nosey parker you set the rules already

… I mean

ya know I’m a nosey betch x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Right now I wouldn't swap my body for anyone else's. All I need to do is keep what I worked to achieve. (smug)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres only 1 person id trade with

And the answer is….?

quick question is it just i get there body or swap lives too?

Just body x

oh thats so disappointing then il stick with what i got then theres nobody better

What about lives then? X

tut tut tut nosey parker you set the rules already

… I mean

ya know I’m a nosey betch x

"
no shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too.

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

"Ryan Reynolds.

Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos. "

What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For one day only....the young 20 something female I saw walking along Byres Rd in Glasgow last summer. She was statuesque. Had men of all ages doing that bendy rubber neck thing that they do.....and a few 46yr old women too."

Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Reynolds.

Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos.

What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you "

I'm not my type.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'd pick the guy that plays reacher in the Netflix series. I can't remember his name at present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh."

Yep. Best thing was the wee stunner seemed oblivious which just made her even more beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

I would love to to have the body of Cristiano Ronaldo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody dead and unpleasant"

Secret Goth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Reynolds.

Then lock myself away and take lots of pictures and videos.

What if I were to switch into your body and have Ryan have his way with me. That way you’ll have a better sense of how good it feels for any man lucky enough to join you "

This is weird for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to to have the body of Cristiano Ronaldo "

That's inspiration for a new thread...."If you could have the bank account of anyone...."

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Holly willowby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to to have the body of Cristiano Ronaldo

That's inspiration for a new thread...."If you could have the bank account of anyone...."

Will you start it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aah, the beauty of youth. Sigh."

Only problem is, people are looking. I prefer to be unnoticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one, because while my body isn't perfect, it is mine, a work in progress....I would not want to be anything other than me

I love your replies to these themed threads

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By *S2004Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Rob McElhenney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvira Mistress of the Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz. "

Glad you appreciated my fuck up

Tell you what, you be Lenny (a much better choice

) and I’ll be his beautiful daughter.

The ensuing role-play would be quite fitting for Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id swap mine for my pre-lockdown bod. Need to get it back!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Actually,

I’m changing my answer.

I’d swap with anybody and everybody who goes the fuck on about being ripped and then I’d absolutely destroy it for them.

Feed my face with pie, cake, snacks, junk food, all of it, borderline heart disease and diabetes then give it them back.

And say ‘oh, don’t worry, the women love a dad bod’."

This is useful, and pertinent info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

I did wonder but then thought it's be an in joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id swap mine for my pre-lockdown bod. Need to get it back!!"

You and me both. Although by pre-lockdown, I mean 20 years before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Which dress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

this has made my morning! I do like Billy Ocean but if I went older I’d definitely go for the beautiful Mr Kravitz.

Glad you appreciated my fuck up

Tell you what, you be Lenny (a much better choice

) and I’ll be his beautiful daughter.

The ensuing role-play would be quite fitting for Fab

. Sounds good to me. I love Zoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Which dress?"

The green atonement one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holly willowby x"

Willowboobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

I did wonder but then thought it's be an in joke "

Now makes me think if every time I’ve mentioned Frank Ocean someone has thought I meant Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

Sniggering here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also gonna say Zoe Kravitz too cos she’s a little minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Jesus you fiend!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?

can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x

At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession

I'd love to swap into yours for a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Which dress?

The green atonement one

Ah right. Googled it

NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.

01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Holly willowby x"

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x"

thanks!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x"

Message just in from someone called Keira asking to borrow midnight's body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!"

Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips

I'd have more spankings than hot dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Which dress?

The green atonement one

Ah right. Googled it

NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.

01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy.

Oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's a bit wooden. Your features look just right to me x

Message just in from someone called Keira asking to borrow midnight's body. "

ROFL... As if.. she can have it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust) "

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!

Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips

I'd have more spankings than hot dinners"

Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track..."

Keep up Geraldine, or I'll have to come around and tell you off

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over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Which dress?

The green atonement one

Ah right. Googled it

NAH stick with the fantastic bod that you already have.

01/03/2022 Photo proves my point. Very sexy.

Oh thank you

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I would go for Chris hemsworth as the guy is a walking god

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over a year ago

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Keep up Geraldine, or I'll have to come around and tell you off

Watch it or I will be tracking your typos too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would go for Chris hemsworth as the guy is a wanking god

Hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could trade bodies, who would you pick?

can be a forumite, or a public figure dead or alive x

At the moment I’d get Sydney Sweeney cos she’s my girl crush obsession

No one tbh.

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over a year ago

"Also gonna say Zoe Kravitz too cos she’s a little minx

Was saying to my friend that if I was Batman and She wanted me to run away with her, God help the people of Gotham.

. She’s so beautiful

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over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!

Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips

I'd have more spankings than hot dinners

Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips. "

When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness

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over a year ago

I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take Frank Ocean’s please. And his face if it’s going.

Ooh, ooh, can I touch you?

Do the things that lovers do.

Can I touch you?

Oh, my biggest Fab faux pas to-date! A well-meaning forumite has just messaged me to say that I confused Frank Ocean with Billy Ocean

I did think it slightly strange that a man in his twenties would want the body of a 72 year old!

Sniggering here

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track..."

Nope definately not a typo.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

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over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!

Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips

I'd have more spankings than hot dinners

Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips.

When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness

So thoughtful!!

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over a year ago

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing...

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkk there is a God.

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

Mind blowing thought

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over a year ago

"I'd swap with keira knightly... THAT dress

Nope, stick with your lovely self. Unless you particularly want the most slappable face in Showbiz

Oh i love her chiselled features! I imagine her cheeks would glow nicely after a slap too.. I'd enjoy that

She's gorgeous but so irritatingly smug!

Indeed.. Imagine the fun you could have with those pursed lips

I'd have more spankings than hot dinners

Nope I only want to slap her! She seems quite nice too damn it. I guess she can't help talking with her lips.

When I've swapped I'll let you put duct tape over my mouth and a hood over my head so you don't have to look at that smugness

So thoughtful!!

I know.. She said smugly

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X"

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing..."

As if.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea."

Hmm.....not quite sure that's a bargain, but can I watch

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkk there is a God.

Yup, and her name is literally Dieu

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea."

What would need cleaned up?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

[Removed by poster at 13/03/22 09:52:36]

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Baby oil....obviously

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

Oh Fuckkkkkkkkkk there is a God.

Yup, and her name is literally Dieu

Don't I know it.

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over a year ago

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing...

As if.

It's "definitely" a typo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would go for Chris hemsworth as the guy is a walking god

I mean

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Chris hemsworth as the guy is a walking god

I mean

Never heard of him x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing...

As if.

It's "definitely" a typo.

That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise.

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elvira Mistress of the Night

As Elvira or in civvies?

Can't believe how different she looks......

Winston

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Jamie Lee Curtis in her younger days.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"

.......gets coat x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"

Can I be the towel boy.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Just for a day - Salma Hayek..she looks incredible x

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …"

Stop this thread it tooo sexy - in my mind all day now.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Just for a day - Salma Hayek..she looks incredible x"

Oh, you scrub up alright

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over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …

Can I be the towel boy. "

Go on then. No peeking though

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over a year ago

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing...

As if.

It's "definitely" a typo.

That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise.

Definitely is the correct English spelling in any dictionary. Can't speak for Scottish ones. Obvs.

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over a year ago

"Just for a day - Salma Hayek..she looks incredible x"

Agreed. Clearly I have a ‘type’, when it comes to women …

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …

Stop this thread it tooo sexy - in my mind all day now.

Oops, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is like to see what life was like as Eddie Hall at 31 stone when he won wsm in 2017. Just for a day…must have been crazy

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Holly willowby x

Ooooft do you mean Hotty Wowilloughby? (lust) pure and utter (lust)

Is that another typo? It's so hard to keep track...

Nope definately not a typo.

No? I think you're fibbing...

As if.

It's "definitely" a typo.

That is the correct spelling of the word. Line of duty will have you believe otherwise.

Definitely is the correct English spelling in any dictionary. Can't speak for Scottish ones. Obvs.

We do have the odd word that we spell differently.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not sure. Probably Beyoncé. Always thought she had the perfect figure in my eyes.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …

Can I be the towel boy.

Go on then. No peeking though "

I won't be peeking!!!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I am gonna be kind of obvious here and go : Kelly Brooke ,

But!

I would like even slightly larger boobs than Kelly’s

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over a year ago

"Not sure. Probably Beyoncé. Always thought she had the perfect figure in my eyes. "

Oh hello there? Did I say I’d swap my body with Jay Z’s? Anyway I guess that means we’re like… together?

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over a year ago

Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back.

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over a year ago

"Can I keep my face? I think my face on Usain Bolt's body would be weird but fun and I would go for a run and everybody would be like wow that's fast and then hopefully I'd keep some of the muscle memory and get faster at running when I get my body back. "
damn it il never catch up now ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe I'd swap with a really strong builder and do loads of work around my house.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"I am gonna be kind of obvious here and go : Kelly Brooke ,

But!

I would like even slightly larger boobs than Kelly’s "

Kelly Brook even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll catch you and bum you with Usain's body and my face but it's OK because I've got a nice face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't mind swapping for your body, tbh.

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over a year ago

I'll catch you and bum you with Usain's body and my face but it's OK because I've got a nice face. "
wheres that crying emoji at

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over a year ago

"I would go for Sofia Vergara. An absolute goddess.

She could be me. And then we’d go to bed

She's OK. Can I come too? X

Nope. She is all mine.

You can be in charge of the clean-up after though. And make the tea.

What would need cleaned up?

Dieu.. She needs hosing down

That’s fine. My shower is big enough for two …

.......gets coat x"

Looks for loofah

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