FabSwingers.com forum: I once was called into the police station

By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

For what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Stealing” the free gloves at a petrol station

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

For having "fixed and dilated" pupils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having "fixed and dilated" pupils"

We meaning eyes or children?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"For having "fixed and dilated" pupils

We meaning eyes or children?"

This time, eyes

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A producer….Insurance and license.

Witness statement.

When I was younger, d*unken and disorderly

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"“Stealing” the free gloves at a petrol station

Hahaha

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

'Dick too big', neighbours thought was hiding firearms down my grey joggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Dick too big', neighbours thought was hiding firearms down my grey joggers!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

An eyewitness line up…

A) it wasn’t me…..

B) they pay well!!!

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"'Dick too big', neighbours thought was hiding firearms down my grey joggers!

I thought I hid my cock pics..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get stuck in the jail bars and have the officers punish me. That's what happens in all police stations right?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

To service their photocopier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I had a bit of hash stuck to my key ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't. I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assaulting your neighbour

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Assaulting your neighbour "

If it was one of our neighbours, they deserved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assaulting your neighbour

If it was one of our neighbours, they deserved it"

You got NFH like me?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Assaulting your neighbour

If it was one of our neighbours, they deserved it

You got NFH like me?"

I don't know what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For racing modded wheelie bins down the A50 to Stoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing in my neighbours shower

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I was 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breach of the peace

Not called but dragged lol

With youth comes bit stupidity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They accused me of blowing up a cat!!!!! Mistaken identity which was easily proven, but what a head fuck that was at the time!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They accused me of blowing up a cat!!!!! Mistaken identity which was easily proven, but what a head fuck that was at the time!!!!"

You blew up the wrong cat?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Looked into the window of an empty police car when I was 15. Got arrested, taken 30 minutes away by car to the police station, then kicked out at 5am with no money or phone.

Took a 2 hour walk home and never told my parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To bring lunch - my ex was a copper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assaulting your neighbour

If it was one of our neighbours, they deserved it

You got NFH like me?

I don't know what you mean

Neighbours From Hell…..

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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I was with friends when we got assaulted by an older guy. He didn’t reckon on my mates who got the better of him. A passer by thought we were assaulting an innocent bloke so we all got called in.

I was shitting it although I threw one punch only. Fortunately the coppers knew this guy to be some sort of violent nutter.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I know of an incident when a guy turned up at a police station to service a vending machine. He wasn't able to repair it on site so 2 cops helped him load it on his van. It was only 2 days later when the real vending operator turned up that they realised what had happened.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Once for an Identity parade, and once to identify some recovered stolen property.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Witness statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing in my neighbours shower "

To be fair I did worse in yours

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Plagiarising a much-beloved poet.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

For indecent exposure! O-)

Turns out a need a 'permit' to wear short shorts, that show my cock print

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By *panking masterMan
over a year ago

Washington

"For what?"
to see if they had a spare key to fit my handcuffs

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