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What's the most disgusting thing someone can do on a meet?

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By *Jstarsolo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my earhole clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

I love to receive spitting

But agree that the person shouldn't have done such a thing without asking for consent.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Lick my asshole clean."

I thought you liked that!?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

Oh hell I'd have thrown up instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a continental breakfast..

This boy aint got time for that nonsense

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

When she tells you she can't give a bj due to a tooth abscess but then removes her glass eye and says but I can improvise....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

Ewwwww That would definitely be the end of the meet for me! Things like that are ‘popular’ in porn but very niche in real life - and should definitely be agreed upon beforehand. I had a social with a young guy local to me once. He had at least 8 teeth missing and was wearing a very ‘chavvy’ outfit. Not disgusting - but certainly off putting. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.

Oh hell I'd have thrown up instantly "

Thrown up and slapped them simultaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

Disgusting. But brilliant use of the word globule.

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By *44_f45Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *44_f45Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Turns up for a hotel meet…then proceeds to use your toilet for the loudest, most horrible dump ever….went from hi….to..bye

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By *Jstarsolo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Smelly and unwashed, especially around the nether regions, is also a definite no no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to ask where do you find these people but….

Here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she tells you she can't give a bj due to a tooth abscess but then removes her glass eye and says but I can improvise...."

Why were you with my ex?,Don’t let her improvise

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

That's revolting I'd have walked out and told him why. As others have said that should have been discussed prior to the act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a poo in my bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do a poo in my bath. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a girl that turned up really d*unk. She threw up in my toilet and then tried to kiss and have sex with me.

Nope not happening

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Turns up for a hotel meet…then proceeds to use your toilet for the loudest, most horrible dump ever….went from hi….to..bye"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order a continental breakfast..

This boy aint got time for that nonsense "

I'm sure I can find a bit of sausage for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without checking if that's what someone likes, that's pretty fucked up and seriously gross.

Feel sorry for you having to experience that.


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick my nose

And eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Order a continental breakfast..

This boy aint got time for that nonsense "

you make me laugh

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Order a continental breakfast..

This boy aint got time for that nonsense "

This made me chuckle

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By *Jstarsolo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Takes all sorts I suppose

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Turn up in a spurs shirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

I mean, I loved it when some guys done it to me, but the right sexual energy had to be there for me to enjoy that

ANYWAY

I think like if he smells or his breath stinks, I’m literally out of there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put pineapple on a pizza

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Put pineapple on a pizza "

We were just about to say the same thing

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Pull a nipple clamp off and make my poor nipple bleed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put pineapple on a pizza "

Agreed

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Spitting...yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the funniest and the most disgusting at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put pineapple on a pizza

We were just about to say the same thing "

That would end a meet instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spitting...yuk"

Yeah. Always swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove off left me in the middle off nowhere with a 3 mile walk home and a face full off cum

Had to use my sock to wipe it up

Was young and dum

Was staying with parents so meeting at mine wasn’t a option

Car fun sound good

Started in the car sed he couldn’t get comfortable so can we do it outside I sed yes

Done the deeds splat on my face

Asked if he had something to clean up with

He sed yes I have baby wipes under the drivers seat hold on I get them

Hop in the car drove off

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something

I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?

'Condom'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something

I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?

'Condom' "

Isn’t that the sign off true love fishing a used condom out off them after someone finished with them ha ha

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something

I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?

'Condom' "

Wow

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By *Jstarsolo OP   Woman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Wonder how long that had been in there!!


"When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something

I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?

'Condom' "

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you


"Wonder how long that had been in there!!

When 1st joined meet a lady, she was lovely and all . After few drinks things where heating up, as we where kissing pushed her knickers to side & slide my fingers in her kitty! and then I felt something

I stopped & mentioned this, she was bit shaken & tried feeling herself wirh no luck (small fingers lol). Politely asked me to help get out this mysterious thing so I did & guess what I fished out?

'Condom' "

To say was lost for words, would be an understatement lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smelly and unwashed, especially around the nether regions, is also a definite no no."

100# you should always be clean and fresh to play anything else is just unacceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once witnessed a guy put a board marker down his japs eye

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By *he shaggersCouple
over a year ago

vancouver island

There was 2 couples and my wife and myself playing on a bed in a club in Manchester, one girl had been drinking and probably taking drugs shit herself, the married guy she was with disappeared double quick and the owner of the club called the police.

We both felt pretty bad about it and thought about taking her home but didn't know how she'd react in the morning to being stripped and

cleaned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

Yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space docking

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Turns up for a hotel meet…then proceeds to use your toilet for the loudest, most horrible dump ever….went from hi….to..bye"

winner lol

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

When I was a single guy.

Had a meet with a woman who seemed lovely.

She emerged from the toilet with bits of toilet paper stuck around her not quite clean bits.

Made my excuses and left.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Pull their pants down skid marks everywhere and say want to lick my butt...

....... Noooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not respect your boundaries.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Pull their pants down skid marks everywhere and say want to lick my butt...

....... Noooooooo "

You laugh but that has happened to me. Only difference was the skid marks weren't on his undercrackers but his arse.

Where's my vom emoji when I need it?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not turn up.

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By *xmcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

Well one meet I went on -

Turned up at his house, looked a bit messy from outside but the area could be said to be run down. Door was unlocked went in and he was just out of the shower he said, he was lay on his sofa using a towel to wipe his arse to his gooch and he put the towel on the floor and there was a massive skid mark on it - nah I said and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not turn up. "

Turn up

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By *xmcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham


"Not turn up.

Turn up "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Turn up with bigger boobs than mine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Did once - a long time ago - have someone slag off everyone in (a demographic I'm in) then expect to still have sex with me.

Sorry what

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Pull their pants down skid marks everywhere and say want to lick my butt...

....... Noooooooo

You laugh but that has happened to me. Only difference was the skid marks weren't on his undercrackers but his arse.

Where's my vom emoji when I need it? "
oh noooooooo

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By *ir SnakebitesMan
over a year ago

Llandeilo


"Turns up for a hotel meet…then proceeds to use your toilet for the loudest, most horrible dump ever….went from hi….to..bye"

Aw god no. Id habevdoe the same,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely that's on page one of the meet handbook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When she tells you she can't give a bj due to a tooth abscess but then removes her glass eye and says but I can improvise...."

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curl out a turtle head in your bed.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Be nothing like who they had presented themselves to be or who you thought they were

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"Curl out a turtle head in your bed."

This also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuddle."

Too far

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"or who you thought they were"

This is clearly not up to them, no? I found people often will make up a persona about someone and then proceed to act disappointed if they weren’t who they imagined them to be.

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By *he shaggersCouple
over a year ago

vancouver island

We were in a club both us guys were lay back getting blown my wife was blowing him when he let rip with the loudest bubbling farther. His wife who was blowing me just stood up and walked out

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By *he shaggersCouple
over a year ago

vancouver island


"We were in a club both us guys were lay back getting blown my wife was blowing him when he let rip with the loudest bubbling farther. His wife who was blowing me just stood up and walked out"

Mean fart not father

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Ffs im glad I haven’t had breakfast! Im feeling sick reading these!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet this girl not long ago she asked if I would drive her to the local shop,I said yes she literally stole the shop I was mortified

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Just not turn up is pretty rude in my book

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai "

Well it could have been worse she could have eaten it a few hours before..then it wouldn't have been her breath you'd be worrying about..

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

I would someone who pukes on you for fun yuk

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dare not read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compare me to other meets is up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.

Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat?"

Oh god thanks for that image in my head!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Let me think….

Hmmm….pulling down their knickers and shitting on the table might prove a tad too vulgar and socially distasteful for my liking.

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By *unlovin72Man
over a year ago

BARNSLEY

If you want the worst possible answer to this question just Google the urban myth

Slovakian Traffic Cone

But don't say I didn't warn you

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Went on a really nice date once with a lovely guy, a really nice guy with a pretty smile and sparkly eyes, we were having a fab time! I even said "We're having a fab time!" and he laughed at my little play on words like ha ha, you said Fab in public, oh such character.

Then he ripped his own face off and for fucksake lads, it was Nic Cage all along! Absolute bastard, the look on my face which was my real actual face!

...still shagged him though.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Doesn’t show up as promised.

Or shows up unwashed and unclean - ewwwww yuk

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By *illly WankerMan
over a year ago

The hills


"Put pineapple on a pizza "

Some people have no morals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doesn’t show up as promised.

Or shows up unwashed and unclean - ewwwww yuk"

Yes, experienced a few males unkempt hence they got nowhere

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Thank you for making me laugh on a boring work day

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"If you want the worst possible answer to this question just Google the urban myth

Slovakian Traffic Cone

But don't say I didn't warn you "

Why does curiosity always get the better of me, despite knowing from the outset that it's going to be extremely unpleasant???

Mr

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Shart! That would instantly be a no

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Went on a really nice date once with a lovely guy, a really nice guy with a pretty smile and sparkly eyes, we were having a fab time! I even said "We're having a fab time!" and he laughed at my little play on words like ha ha, you said Fab in public, oh such character.

Then he ripped his own face off and for fucksake lads, it was Nic Cage all along! Absolute bastard, the look on my face which was my real actual face!

...still shagged him though.

"

Omg!

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Slag off other people they have had sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear crocs.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do."

spitting is vile yes , i had a guy do this too me so I punched him in the mouth and he got bent out of shape real fast over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not disgusting but handing me a bouquet of flowers in a busy shopping centre on a first meet....morto I was....

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Not disgusting but handing me a bouquet of flowers in a busy shopping centre on a first meet....morto I was.... "

thats abit creepy for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once spit in my mouth, a great globule. It was gross and I had no warning that's what they were going to do.

Didn't the warning come with the snort and hocking up the throat?

Oh god thanks for that image in my head! "

Oh my god id be raging at that yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat garlic food then wanting kissed

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Starting to lick a gf’s pussy in the dark and slowly as my eyes got accustomed to the dark I realised her butt hole was covered with those little balls of toilet roll, the ones that get stuck after a real messy one. Yuk. I was out of there (the pussy) double quick. Even today 20 odd years later I’m still cautious of ladies called Michelle. ( sorry to all the impeccably clean Michelle’s out there)

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Some pearlers on here ha. Damn I must have been lucky all my meets have gone great no no-nos yet

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS
over a year ago

Dudley


"I had a meet once and when I got through the door the first thing she said was “sorry I’ve just eaten a Bombay pot noodle” and she didn’t even brush her teeth or anything, just went in for a kiss and I thought I was in Mumbai

Well it could have been worse she could have eaten it a few hours before..then it wouldn't have been her breath you'd be worrying about.. "
Getting up in the middle of the night and pissing on the dressing table takes some beating tho

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