FabSwingers.com forum: What screams I'm upper class

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I look down at people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know that tbh.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The silver spoon in the mouth.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going left on a BA airbus A380

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a butter or maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything I do usually screams snob to most people.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Having cream doughnuts thrown at your prick by a cheap hooker as you parade naked in your bowler hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having cream doughnuts thrown at your prick by a cheap hooker as you parade naked in your bowler hat."

That is awfully specific something your not telling us Lord Byron?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Always flying 1st class x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

Wealth doesn't scream, it whispers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I'm really Lady Bella Seas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The I am better than you Attitude. Right before I can bring them down a peg or three when I refuse to serve them alcohol...

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

only shopping in Waitrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having to ask what it means to be upper class.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

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I always go left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only shopping in Waitrose "

That’s middle class: the upper class don’t do their own food shopping. They have staff that do that.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

One has people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

I always go left

Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright coloured chinos

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

I always go left

Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal

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glad you enjoyed now your posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing lots of beige and having a bookcase that’s bigger than the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga retreats and gong baths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine Jaffa cakes #upperclasstrailertrash

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

My real name

John is just a pseudonym

My actual name is Godfrey Humphrey Farquharson-Smythe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking only champagne

What what what what

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Having cream doughnuts thrown at your prick by a cheap hooker as you parade naked in your bowler hat.

That is awfully specific something your not telling us Lord Byron?"

From a true confession by a lady in London.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I will never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoga retreats and gong baths. "

Wtf is a gong bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just generally being better than everyone else.

It’s a burden but I carry it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoga retreats and gong baths.

Wtf is a gong bath? "

Pfffft peasant.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Horses

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By *urga2076Woman
over a year ago

London

Being invited back to their manor I’m the country and discovering they have hunting dogs and are just going out for a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoga retreats and gong baths.

Wtf is a gong bath? "

You just lie down and listen to someone play a gong for an hour. It's a form of meditation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking prosecco on a park bench.

M&S prosecco though.

With posh crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving a Range Rover

Talking down to us minions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing Foxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

I always go left

Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal

x glad you enjoyed now your posh

Whoopieeeee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

That’s being wealthy though, not upper class.

Upper class means never looking down on others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

That’s being wealthy though, not upper class.

Upper class means never looking down on others"

Yeah, there’s a lot of stereotyping going on here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!"

You own it? Wow, you're out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!"

I only own the right wing of my house. Practically a pauper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling your petrol tank to the brim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!"

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you drink your tea with your pinky out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

That’s being wealthy though, not upper class.

Upper class means never looking down on others

Yeah, there’s a lot of stereotyping going on here

There are. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a family crest

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"If you drink your tea with your pinky out

Isn't that called flashing?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!"

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Having a family crest "

Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!"

You are upper class then

Many only have a room or two for private use in their houses open to the public now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a family crest

Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck

My family (dad’s Italian side) got one too that dates back to the 1500s

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true! "

That's a mansion over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

I always go left

Lucky!!! I only went left once and it was unreal

x glad you enjoyed now your posh

I always go left when getting on a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

That's a mansion over here.

Four bed house in Hyndland, right?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Having a ladder on wheels in your own library #lifegoals

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

One doesn’t scream, it’s awfully vulgar.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Having a family crest

Well that makes me upper class then.....fuck

My family (dad’s Italian side) got one too that dates back to the 1500s

I've no idea when mine dates back to although it is in my surname not just bloodline

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

My Butler getting my coffee

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

That's a mansion over here.

Four bed house in Hyndland, right?

No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a ladder on wheels in your own library #lifegoals"

Oh, this is the dream.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Argyle Socks

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

That's a mansion over here.

Four bed house in Hyndland, right?

No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard.

Knightswood? Proper posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argyle Socks

Random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A posh person getting accused of being middle class?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

That's a mansion over here.

Four bed house in Hyndland, right?

No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard.

Knightswood? Proper posh

One couldn't possibly comment but if I was to mention a certain percussion instrument.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ok, ok you lot. If it makes you feel better, I’m in the neighbours’ shed!

In Edinburgh, that's an air bnb

Ha ha, true!

That's a mansion over here.

Four bed house in Hyndland, right?

No no my good fellow, futher out the boulevard.

Knightswood? Proper posh

One couldn't possibly comment but if I was to mention a certain percussion instrument.

Ah, got you!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Talking a helicopter for the food shop at Tesco. Opps apologies me lord

Tesco is for us peasants, I meant Harrods

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I have servants to wash my clothes and clean my dishes.

It's OK though, they're are all white.

Cred. Sarah Millican

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie

Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having staff to do stuff for you at home, but I allow mine time off every other weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners"

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie

Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers

Ahem, voddy thanks!

Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

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my rolls royce canhardly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie

Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers

Ahem, voddy thanks!

Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it.

I notice you didn’t deny the bit about chinning bouncers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

I’ll stop. I don’t want to offend you and end up getting a Glasgow kiss

She's proper hard. Straight outta Niddrie

Drinks whiskey neat and chins bouncers

Ahem, voddy thanks!

Or Russian water, as I prefer to call it.

I notice you didn’t deny the bit about chinning bouncers though

Ha ha ha!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear.

No ye daftie, it’s Barbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)"

I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hunter wellies and a barbour jacket!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)

I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love

You hoover before you go, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)

I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love

You hoover before you go, don't you?

Maybe

And strip the beds too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)

I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love

You hoover before you go, don't you?

Maybe

And strip the beds too

You say strip.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having to ask what things cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up

I defer to your superior knowledge of the subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a Range Rover rather than a Bentley Bentayga.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up

It's Edinburgh. That's one term x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Burberry nooooo. That's what the neds wear.

No ye daftie, it’s Barbour

Oh oh.

One better get One's people to take a few things to the charity emporium.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Barbour jacket and burberry scarf, with no manners

I have a Barbour jacket, no scarf, and lovely manners.

Will you let me off?

Go on....only you though

x (I'm relating an experience to a trip to Tesco earlier.....the staff are there to help, not fetch and carry for you....rant over)

I hate putting people out! I’m the kind of person that holiday cleaners love

You hoover before you go, don't you?

Maybe

And strip the beds too

You say strip.....

Calm down fella.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost. "

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always choose the Top Hat when playing Monopoly

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent? "

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin"

Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"They always choose the Top Hat when playing Monopoly

I always choose the artillery piece, but I guess that says more about me than anything

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin

Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy."

I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin

Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy.

I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol"

That’s a good thing!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin

Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy.

I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol

That’s a good thing!"

Beadle. He was OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pay millions to a lady you've never met because you loved pizza that much you couldn't sweat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having best friends called Johnty and Tarquin

Or Jeremy. Funny thing, I have never known a nice Jeremy.

I don't think I've ever known a Jeremy lol

That’s a good thing!

Beadle. He was OK

True. I think I was referring to real life Jeremys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pay millions to a lady you've never met because you loved pizza that much you couldn't sweat

Took me a minute but I got there

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By *ingeriearoundTV/TS
over a year ago

Where ever the wind takes me

Paying for your own Netflix account

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts. "

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

St Andrews.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"My real name

John is just a pseudonym

My actual name is Godfrey Humphrey Farquharson-Smythe"

Is that the 2nd… or the 3rd???

The 3rd was a mate… he just goes by “G” these days

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

St Andrews. "

Spoilsport

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

St Andrews.

Spoilsport

And it is quite upmarket.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

St Andrews.

Spoilsport

And it is quite upmarket. "

I'm at the arse end of Fife, literally

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Not having to ask what things cost.

I was in Shug the Gaffer this morning. I didn't ask the price, I just looked at the price tags.

I'm a Yorkshireman. My most familiar saying is 'ow much!'

Do you know the Fife equivalent?

No, but it appears shoplifting is the norm this side of the Forth

Just in the less salubrious parts.

Your starter for ten 'name a salubrious part of Fife'.........I'm going to have to hurry you

St Andrews.

Spoilsport

And it is quite upmarket.

I'm at the arse end of Fife, literally

Yip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bosses daughter.

I asked her what her school was like.

She said it was just like any other school, quite boring but her favourite thing was playing Polo

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Usually having shocking taste in fashion seems the more money people have the less dress sense.

Having a town house and a country house with at least 3 gun dog's.

Having staff that maintains said country house.

Driving a land rover defender or discovery and not giving a crap about fuel costs.

Having a family home in France , Italy or both.

3 -4 holidays a year usually involves at least a two week skiing trip to St Moritz.

Being sent off to boarding school from the age of 5 and only seeing parents once or twice a year.

And obviously the obligatory "gap yare" after uni before starting life as a professional socialite.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"My bosses daughter.

I asked her what her school was like.

She said it was just like any other school, quite boring but her favourite thing was playing Polo

They play polo at my local comp! They just stop traffic on the mini roundabout to let them play thru…

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Usually having shocking taste in fashion seems the more money people have the less dress sense.

Having a town house and a country house with at least 3 gun dog's.

Having staff that maintains said country house.

Driving a land rover defender or discovery and not giving a crap about fuel costs.

Having a family home in France , Italy or both.

3 -4 holidays a year usually involves at least a two week skiing trip to St Moritz.

Being sent off to boarding school from the age of 5 and only seeing parents once or twice a year.

And obviously the obligatory "gap yare" after uni before starting life as a professional socialite."

That's an episode of Midsomer Murders surely

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Knowing the list of meals in a day that the staff serve are

Breakfast

Brunch

Luncheon

High tea

Dinner

Supper

Oh ... and knowing that the name St John exists and is pronounced "sinjin"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

And surely it is "one is upper class"

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

One never screams!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Knowing the list of meals in a day that the staff serve are

Breakfast

Brunch

Luncheon

High tea

Dinner

Supper

Oh ... and knowing that the name St John exists and is pronounced "sinjin""

You forgot the best one of the day… elevensies!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

In my world the class of a person is defined by how well they treat others.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

As for all the comments above....... money cannot buy class. If you are a cunt you are a cunt - a poor cunt or a cunt with money.

It's all cunt.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Knowing the list of meals in a day that the staff serve are

Breakfast

Brunch

Luncheon

High tea

Dinner

Supper

Oh ... and knowing that the name St John exists and is pronounced "sinjin"

You forgot the best one of the day… elevensies!

No no ... elevenses was created by the peasants to make them appear more upper class ... elevenses falls under "brunch" tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

That’s “upper middle class”. Upper class schools are 45k and up

It's Edinburgh. That's one term x"

I assumed we were talking terms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving around in a 20 year old Subaru

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By *aught by natureMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Someone called Tarqiun..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just ask the butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As for all the comments above....... money cannot buy class. If you are a cunt you are a cunt - a poor cunt or a cunt with money.

It's all cunt. "

I don’t think anyone suggested it was only about money. Though the question was about upper class so the presumption was one of wealth as well as etiquette, given that the OP posted about observable behaviour. Can’t imagine sweating like a dock worker would be one of this markers though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The story Stephen Fry told of a landed gentry type whose estate was being audited during WW2 to see if any of his staff could be freed up for essential War work.

At the end of the audit they said we see why you need so many gardeners and this many cleaners etc, but do you really need 2 pastry chefs. To which the Earl replied "Good God, can't a man have a biscuit!?"

I think we can safely say he was upper class.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Pudding instead of afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nannies. Maybe prep schools but not necessarily those.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

They pronounce toast "tose".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiping my arse with £50 notes

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"When they send their 3 kids, who are close in age, to a £30,000 a year school. Yes neighbours, I’m looking at you

The upper class don’t live among us minions. If they’re your neighbours you must be upper class too

Truly, I’m not

They own a whole Georgian townhouse, and I only own a flat in one!

An upper class Scot. Are you having battered caviar for tea?

Och, enough you.

It’s battered haggis I’ll have you know

Caviar is the hors d’ouevre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wiping my arse with £50 notes "

You wipe your own arse? How “common”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just ask the butler

Room service

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Going into a downstairs cloakroom in house and seeing flying ducks on wall. Also cover on loo seat

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Not asking the price of anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard"

Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Freemason or an eastern star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard

Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name

Neither has the Queen if you believe the hype

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hummous and tins of beans with sausages in their cupboard

Err....I have tins if beans and sausage, and haven't got two halfpennies to my name

Neither has the Queen if you believe the hype

My Palace is bigger....than the gatehouse, just x

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My le chameau wellies do this often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have haagen daz innthe freezer rather than gino ginelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffed animals, or suits of armour around the house

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Their kids get sent to Bedales or Tonbridge school

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

An Aga.

And a summer oven.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The butler and housekeeper say that we aren't

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Having 1 of these titles before your name 'Sir, Lord, Lady, Duchess, Duke, HRH' etc

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Going left on a BA airbus A380

Not going left or right…. Boarding your own..

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"An Aga.

And a summer oven. "

Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"An Aga.

And a summer oven.

Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class?

Oooh very nice

If you do get one make sure the flue is cleaned before you use it, just in case x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering what all this 'cost of living crisis' is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When one perches on the sofa, rather than sitting on the settee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being considerably richer than you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"An Aga.

And a summer oven. "

Nah, my grandparents had an aga and they were anything but upper class

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

People screaming "I'm upper class".

LvM

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"An Aga.

And a summer oven.

Ohhhh we may be moving home soon and it has a very traditional Aga. Does that mean we will be moving to upper class?

Oooh very nice

If you do get one make sure the flue is cleaned before you use it, just in case there's a small boy up there sweeping the chimney x"

This is great advice. ^

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stuffed animals, or suits of armour around the house "

I’m very rich then because I have tonnes of stuffed animals! Oh wait, you mean like taxidermy not the kids teddies

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Being friends with Prince Andrew?

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

only shopping in Waitrose

That’s middle class: the upper class don’t do their own food shopping. They have staff that do that.

I need to stop slumming it then

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You can't really define class easily these days. Most people seem to value money more than anything these days and I certainly know a few with lots of money but no class whatsoever, upper or otherwise.

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