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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ooh we had one of those last night, gert lush 'n handsome it was too ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() My body is a temple, oh and I couldn't be bothered to walk the distance to the shop with my hamper | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() My body's a temple... The Acropolis ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() You were hampered and couldn't walk to the shop? ![]() | |||
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"After a night out, you've gotta love s bit of cheesey American pie films that can be found. No need to concentrate, just watch and giggle with some fresh fruit to nibble on. " I would rather look at my puppy looking at me wistfully than watch tv, its crap in the daytime and crap at night. I am glad a i have my stash of Tv series to watch. ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ![]() I had a little fopar and won a fruit and veg hamper that I needed to get home. ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ![]() ![]() fopar? I think you must be d*unk or speaking in text. Or, I'm really tired. Faux pas??? Enjoy your fruit and veg. Time to make soup and crumbles if you're not going to get through it all. Or, drop the hamper over here and I'll make soup and crumbles ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or Cobblers...fruit ones. ![]() | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll!" No its the banana man ones tonight | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight " lol sexy | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's probably a bit of both to be honest. But thanks for the lesson. | |||
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" Enjoy your fruit and veg. Time to make soup and crumbles if you're not going to get through it all. Or, drop the hamper over here and I'll make soup and crumbles ![]() ![]() Savoury cobbler with cheese on top? Or am I being too fanciful? | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight lol sexy " I think so. I can't sleep with the noise of the ladies banging my door down | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight lol sexy I think so. I can't sleep with the noise of the ladies banging my door down " We only want your parsnips ![]() | |||
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" Enjoy your fruit and veg. Time to make soup and crumbles if you're not going to get through it all. Or, drop the hamper over here and I'll make soup and crumbles ![]() ![]() I was thinking plums, with unrefined brown sugar on top. ![]() | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight lol sexy I think so. I can't sleep with the noise of the ladies banging my door down We only want your parsnips ![]() Shame I didn't get any. Got a pineapple though. | |||
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"From the title of the thread I thought the poster changed into stockings and heels when he got home! ![]() Sorry they're in the wash! ![]() | |||
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"From the title of the thread I thought the poster changed into stockings and heels when he got home! ![]() i dont think they would suit him, nice new username darlin ![]() | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight lol sexy I think so. I can't sleep with the noise of the ladies banging my door down We only want your parsnips ![]() Following all the taste threads you know what to do with that pineapple. | |||
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"From the title of the thread I thought the poster changed into stockings and heels when he got home! ![]() hahaha i love this! pete if your d*unk enough please dress up as a woman just for my amusement.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"ive mental images of you slumped out wearing sponge bob lounge pants chomping a banana whilst scratching your bollocks... rock and roll! No its the banana man ones tonight lol sexy I think so. I can't sleep with the noise of the ladies banging my door down We only want your parsnips ![]() Upside down cake! ![]() | |||
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"From the title of the thread I thought the poster changed into stockings and heels when he got home! ![]() ![]() ![]() Sorry I'm all out of women's clothes | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() I read that as hamster. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I prefer a kebab ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's been called many things in the past but never a hamster...... Well not to my face anyway. ![]() | |||
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"I was coming home from the pub with my mate one night and shouted to the guy over the road to give me a bite of his pizza, went running over and it was a dvd player under his arm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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