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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Not had sex for over two weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not had sex for over two weeks now

Maybe it’s time you helped yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try 2 years.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Me more like a month, she's had plenty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sex life is that weak it’s a fortnight.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Is that all. Amateur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try 2 years. "

You didn’t have to wait for me for that long lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try 2 years. "

Dibs.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I did 17 years. Wands are wonderful.

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

My guess is there's gonna be plenty who have waited a lot longer

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

It's been 2 hours for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's been 2 hours for me

Show off

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I don't have to move I'll volunteer.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's been 2 hours for me

Yea, but now you have to make a bacon sandwich.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It's been 2 hours for me

Show off

We've been ill all week. It's nice to feel well enough for a quick fumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 weeks - is that all? Lightweight!

6 long years I went without sex and I was married at the time. Made up for the loss when I ended the marriage! (lots of reasons contributed).

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I can give details of the session we are having this afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 weeks - is that all? Lightweight!

6 long years I went without sex and I was married at the time. Made up for the loss when I ended the marriage! (lots of reasons contributed). "

Your marriage sounded like mine, ain't it great once divorced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can give details of the session we are having this afternoon?

Am hoping C will still be wearing her cardi

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"Not had sex for over two weeks now

Come and visit me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Not had sex for over two weeks now

Come and visit me

It’s definitely on my list of things to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went without for four years once and had only had it three times in 7 years - and I was living with my partner! I laugh at two weeks

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I went without for four years once and had only had it three times in 7 years - and I was living with my partner! I laugh at two weeks

It’s not funny ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is over rated, try playing chess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went without for four years once and had only had it three times in 7 years - and I was living with my partner! I laugh at two weeks

It’s not funny ?!

Kinda is though. Two weeks is amateurish to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure your hand would disagree.

The mr

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I’m sure your hand would disagree.

The mr "

You calling me a Wanker pal ??

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

I’m at 6 months…. 2 weeks is nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome."

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 years for me

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By *annydevonMan
over a year ago

Exeter

about 6 months here. sex isn't the be all and end all in life. When it happens, it should be really good... and good for me means an exciting thing with someone

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

What do you want help with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Adds to the friction you'll love it. Unless your allergic, then you might want to finish quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Post a pic after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Give them to me all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m married and don’t even think 2 weeks is long. Nothing wrong with our sex life, we just work different shifts

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"What do you want help with

Well I had this mind blowing sex session with a hot blonde a couple of weeks ago and had nothing since. Are you offering to help?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Adds to the friction you'll love it. Unless your allergic, then you might want to finish quickly."

I hope your sofa practices safe sex btw !

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Post a pic after

Like a sofa crack creampie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

No one likes a show off!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Vaseline up and stick it in the sofa..

You're welcome.

What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Adds to the experience haha

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

Is it like with earrings - if you leave them out too long your holes can seal themselves? What a dreadful thing to happen. Men, you are required!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sex?? What is that again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

No one likes a show off!"

Umm, I think you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold

and soaked to the skin.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold

and soaked to the skin.

Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just over 3 years and in no rush quality is worth waiting for

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold

and soaked to the skin.

Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread

You forgot the tartan and haggis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Write a Will. People die if they don't get sex.

Better get that sorted then. Death doesn't suit my skin colour

Blue?

O live in Scotland. Most people are blue from the cold

and soaked to the skin.

Shh....the tourist board won't like you telling the truth. It's all Heather and shortbread

You forgot the tartan and haggis.

You've been in Castle haven't you?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

She isn’t the only one

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

She isn’t the only one

You beat me to that OP.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

Seems a popular choice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Well then, you'll be locked n loaded like rachet and clank

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Well then, you'll be locked n loaded like rachet and clank

I think this is the wrong site for that kind of action

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Move to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Well if it’s those two. Absolutely I do

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"What about all the peanuts and 2p coins down there

Well then, you'll be locked n loaded like rachet and clank

I think this is the wrong site for that kind of action

Are you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked

I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked

I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex

Just buy a Jordan Pickford top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go get em tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baws swinging like Newton's cradle are they?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

27 long months for me

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"It’s a whole 7 hours for me, I think I’m closing up

I have a speculum of you want to keep things open

Nurse Sophie will see you now

I'll need an assistant if you're up to the task

Is it a job for two?

Assistants need the necessary equipment which I'm not sure you have

You misunderstood me. I wasn’t volunteering just questioning if Hippychick actually needed a second person for this

Sophie just wants me dressed as a nurse

Not completely true, I also want to see you dressed as a gladiator, dominatrix, anime queen, one of those bouncy T-rex inflatable costumes and not forgetting naked

I want to dress up as all these!!! But particularly the T Tex

I'd love that to really happen

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Move to Scotland

Will we be getting married?

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