FabSwingers.com forum: What sort of things are you getting to old for

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Morning all . Happy Saturdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . Happy Saturdays

Morning Mr busman

To old for getting up at 04.40 in morning

To old for life and everything at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

Rusks.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Sex"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on fab with upper age limits of 45

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Running

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Putting up with other people's shit and drama.

Radio 1

Putting a film on at half past 8 at night

Loud clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who's age filter goes to 50 max

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I'm too old to be learning new tricks,luckily my old tricks work fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running around a sport pitch on a Saturday afternoon; spend the rest of the week recovering and repeat…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies in their 20s unfortunately, its a hard thing to come to terms with, but there's nothing you can do to stop getting old!!

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Swinging it would seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to quote roger from LW .... this sh!t

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

For 18 to 30s holidays...spoilsport, ....oh well SAGA holidays sound just as much fun

Xxxxx Suzi

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Seemingly at my age everything

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Getting snash from arseh*les. Let's just say they now know when they have tried to give me snash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long football sessions in the rain. :’(((

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The interweb

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Work.

It's just getting harder every day being in the building trade started working at 15 I'm 54 this year I'm fucked physically if I was a car I think I would rattling old diesel estate with about 280,0000 miles on the clock and touch n go if I will pass next MOT or conk out and never start again!!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Cricket!

I had a game a couple of years ago, (in fact the back end of summer 2019…lockdown has so much to answer for! )

I bowled about three overs and couldn’t move for about three days afterwards

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

T-shirts with motifs on.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"The interweb"

I see what you mean it's real name is the world wide inter web net electronic thingy for electronic mail and stuff.

Wwiwnetfemas to give it it's short catchy name

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Living."

Preach brother, preach!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Playing games and childish behaviour. I left the playground a long time ago x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I can’t limbo dance like I used too, that’s for sure.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Running

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Smiling at ladies in their 20's and 30's.

I made the mistake of politely smiling at 2 rather attractive ladies a few weeks ago maybe 28/30 I was sitting in my van stuck in traffic looking out of the window daydreaming and they walked past directly into my eyeline so I thought I'd give a polite smile, nothing letchy or anything.

As they walked past I heard them bust into laughter and a loud ewwwww gross.

Ego completely burst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

getting to old for fucking in a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playing games and childish behaviour. I left the playground a long time ago x"

And this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . Happy Saturdays

Break dancing and boby popping, I'll miss those the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim fit / tight jeans haha

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Space hoppers.....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Going to bed past 11pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work! Getting very mentally and physically tiring.

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Breast feeding

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Its a shorter list of whats still possible to do

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Day drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese after 6pm

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Space hoppers....."

Nobody is ever too old for space hoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children's adventure playgrounds. There is a massive new adventure play area opened near me. It looks absolutely amazing. I really wish I was younger so I could go and have a play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 hour movies, we enjoyed The Batman but both kept getting restless and sleepy in the cinema

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bouncing on a trampoline

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Well it seems on this site....everything and everyone.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sealing with other people's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it seems on this site....everything and everyone. "

Hahaha yep

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Sealing with other people's shit "

Oh er. I bet that gets tricky!

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Bending over and getting in a sports car hence buying a vehicle I can slide into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old for staying out late like I did last night...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sealing with other people's shit

Oh er. I bet that gets tricky!

Damn autocorrect

Try Dealing

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Time wasters

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Too old for staying out late like I did last night...

You'll need that banana for your vitamins now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tik Tok, Twitter, Facebook. All of that nonsense

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

To old for

Peoples drama

Stand up with out my body making a sound

Agreeing to stuff I don’t want to do

Radio one

Tiktok / Snapchat apparently

Chewy toffees

Starting a night on the town at 9pm

Nightclubs unless themed

Riding on top like space hopper race (knees)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running

Wham bam sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playing games and childish behaviour. I left the playground a long time ago x"

This. Plus underhanded people who when things don't go their way, trash talk you to others.

I'd retaliate in the past but now I just haven't the inclination. You learn the truth always comes out eventually

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Having a MATEY bubblebath

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Playing games and childish behaviour. I left the playground a long time ago x

This. Plus underhanded people who when things don't go their way, trash talk you to others.

I'd retaliate in the past but now I just haven't the inclination. You learn the truth always comes out eventually

It's rife on this site x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Playing games and childish behaviour. I left the playground a long time ago x

This. Plus underhanded people who when things don't go their way, trash talk you to others.

I'd retaliate in the past but now I just haven't the inclination. You learn the truth always comes out eventually

It's rife on this site x"

Hmmm. I know

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By *licia_2021TV/TS
over a year ago

Ashby De La Zouch

"Putting up with other people's shit and drama.

Radio 1

Putting a film on at half past 8 at night

Loud clubs"

God I'm at radio 4 stage now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex"

I don't believe you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 hour movies, we enjoyed The Batman but both kept getting restless and sleepy in the cinema

It was ok tbh , went to see it last night , only ok , tbh l don't think there will ever be one like The Dark knight , now that was pure brilliant , imho anyway .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to ask to see up to date pictures. We all looked better 5 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab

To old

Filters -55

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayyy too many mention ..l could be here all day naming them tbh but l will just say this lm glad I'm not chasing or competing with 20 something year olds round a pitch anymore , had my time doing that and l did enjoy it whole heartily but like everything in life you only have a certain time but did l enjoy being on a pitch ? Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superhero films, skateboarding, break dancing, fairgrounds, the tiny chairs we had at school, night clubs, Macdonald's, video games, looking forward to my pension, gold star stickers (not really) and being told when to go to bed by my mum. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up

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By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

playa del ingles

Swingers clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superhero films, skateboarding, break dancing, fairgrounds, the tiny chairs we had at school, night clubs, Macdonald's, video games, looking forward to my pension, gold star stickers (not really) and being told when to go to bed by my mum. x"

It's like the joke when a guy wanted to have a 3sum , he hit on this lady in her late 40's in a bar and she asked him if he was interested and his eyes lit up , he went back to her place where they would have a 3sum and they were only in the door when she said " Are you still up mum " ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicy Couture loungewear. With the diamanté ass

It’s just so bloody comfy though. And looks good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immature behaviour....but what the hell, I intend to grow old disgracefully

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Fab

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Wanking without having a mid session nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juicy Couture loungewear. With the diamanté ass

It’s just so bloody comfy though. And looks good too

My 16 year old loves that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too old for staying out late like I did last night...

You'll need that banana for your vitamins now x"

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told to grow up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juicy Couture loungewear. With the diamanté ass

It’s just so bloody comfy though. And looks good too

My 16 year old loves that haha

Oh no, ha ha ha!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fab apparently

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Fab apparently

Oh Rex, you can bring your beautiful penis to Villa Volupta anytime. She doesn't care how old you are. Just make sure it's clean, unlike the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab "

me too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Fab apparently

Oh Rex, you can bring your beautiful penis to Villa Volupta anytime. She doesn't care how old you are. Just make sure it's clean, unlike the last time

Can you make sure you douche properly this time please

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Child tickets on the bus

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By *istretchMan
over a year ago

leeds

People's shit

Standing up in one movement

Getting up from the floor within 2minutes

All of which happen on a daily basis .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noise

People

People making noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having to take my son to see a "Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collective" I can confidently say... I'm too old for Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collectives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having to take my son to see a "Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collective" I can confidently say... I'm too old for Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collectives

So cute that he went with his mum though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having to take my son to see a "Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collective" I can confidently say... I'm too old for Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collectives

So cute that he went with his mum though

All of his friends refused to go haha! I was the oldest person there by miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having to take my son to see a "Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collective" I can confidently say... I'm too old for Swedish Cloud-rap hip-hop collectives

So cute that he went with his mum though

All of his friends refused to go haha! I was the oldest person there by miles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys in their 40's and 50's asking the sort of questions you'd expect from a pubescent teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Do women like?' questions

Aaargh!

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By *annydevonMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I thought I was too old for nightclubs, then I saw a flyer that said Micky Finn (old school rave DJ) was playing in a little club in my city. I went along with a few friends and Mickey Finn wasn't playing, but my friends son was DJing... that made me feel old, I was babysitting him five minutes ago???

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Two late nights in a row, I'm going to try though, despite not getting home until 3am this morning

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Falling off horses

Getting up from the floor (unfortunately both happen at around the same time )

Climbing over gates .

And staying up late it seems I've tried to a few times recently and just fall asleep on the sofa.

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I would have said working 4 nights straight after this wk but it was the having to Run half way through said nights to run a blood sample because the lab next door won’t do it because there’s no name on cardiac arrest patient sample

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drama and mindgames my fuckbuddy in Northampton keeps playing!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“This shit”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crawling into a low profile tent. Looking to upgrade to a tall tent.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing, I have more energy and enthusiasm for life in general than I’ve ever had before. My sex drive has never been higher either

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Camping ..but my 8 year old loves it ...so I'll creak and moan for a few more years yet ...lol

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Bending over and getting in a sports car hence buying a vehicle I can slide into. "

I managed bending and getting into my Mazda MX5 until I was 76, then gave up and sold it.

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Bullshit

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Running around a paintball/ airsoft field, I now just use a sniper rifle.

Getting on and doing long journeys on a 600 motorbike.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Late finishing gigs.

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