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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What could you do with right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A break.

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

Being licked by many tongues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday and a good sports massage

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A bacon sarnie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life back but dreams are for dreaming

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

In no particular order, a cup of tea, breakfast, a few million in the bank, a pet dog, more time with my daughter, someone special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa and a bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halle Berry and Kylie Minogue bringing me breakfast in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty and an induced sleep... Just so damn tired

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

More sleep had a terribly restless night and not for the right reasons

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Tea n toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full English breakfast.

Coffee.

A whole day with MY guy please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee..for someone to bring me coffee to bed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Scrambled eggs and world peace. Oh and another cup of tea please

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By *miableRogueMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

An arse to worship… or ten toes to play with

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Lots of money and a Mcdonalds breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee which I have

Cig

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By *appy nakedMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Putting my clothes on

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Sleeping beyond 4am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovers cock

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Be a size smaller so my dress fits perfect today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a brain, heart and courage

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"a brain, heart and courage

Sounds like you need a trip to the Emerald City with Dorothy

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By *cttMan
over a year ago

hatfield & Cannock

Bacon sarnie sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a brain, heart and courage

Sounds like you need a trip to the Emerald City with Dorothy "

don't forget toto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A morning cuddle

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Full English would be nice now my appetite is returning

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Size 8 heels - don’t ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a brain, heart and courage

Sounds like you need a trip to the Emerald City with Dorothy "
she likes dotty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A morning cuddle, and a long slow kiss, with a bum squeeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, pastries and a different brain.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Actually getting 8 hours sleep. Also a bj. She's asleep though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice shower with 4 hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one to wish my life away but a time machine wouldn't go a miss just to roll on the next couple of weeks

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Motivation and motorcycle parts

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By *ittleHornyRedheadWoman
over a year ago

Oxford

A head between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A haircut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A head between my legs

Always a great start to the day

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

A new Xbox controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace and quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A size 12 body, 50k, and 2 weeks somewhere hot on my own

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full English and a coffee

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes that could read the screen, as at the moment it's a blur and annoying to try and read! Lasered yesterday so it will be good in a few days I'm sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid to bugger off ??

And a bloody good railing!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I could do with a nice bath then a relaxing massage followed by food in that exact order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A size 12 body, 50k, and 2 weeks somewhere hot on my own

And ^^^that^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…someone to sit on my face.

Too early?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

Holy crap

That’s some long arse drive

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sons football match being cancelled and crawling back to bed or the bath

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

A hottub time machine or similar device.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

An instant cure for Arthritis.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll take a cup of tea, bacon sandwich and a 100ft super yacht.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…someone to sit on my face.

Too early? "

Depends if you've brushed your teeth or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday please. Roll on the end of May.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The loo but can't be bothered to get up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Covid to bugger off ??

And a bloody good railing! "

Same!!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

Holy crap

That’s some long arse drive

373 miles door to door

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

Brown

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

Brown "

HP, or any old muck?

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

A washing machine that doesn't leak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

Brown

HP, or any old muck?

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

My balls emptied

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

I’m making them as requested. How do you want yours?

Mine will be with Heinz Ketchup. If you slipped me HP or Daddies Brown sauce I wouldn’t be mad

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

I’m making them as requested. How do you want yours?

Mine will be with Heinz Ketchup. If you slipped me HP or Daddies Brown sauce I wouldn’t be mad

Can we mix the two? ...makes it fruity then

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The rain to go off.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A holiday. Somewhere warm and tranquil with a private pool.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I’m doing bacon and hot drinks for everyone who wants one

Red or brown sauce though ... could be a deal breaker

I’m making them as requested. How do you want yours?

Mine will be with Heinz Ketchup. If you slipped me HP or Daddies Brown sauce I wouldn’t be mad

Can we mix the two? ...makes it fruity then

I love a good mix! Best of both worlds

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"a brain, heart and courage

Sounds like you need a trip to the Emerald City with Dorothy

don't forget toto!

Oh I didn't just watch out for the Wicked Witch of the West and that Wizard my not be all he seems either

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By *he sultan of swingMan
over a year ago

mid devon

A day out on my kayak on the devon coast somewhere

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

An almond croissant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed please

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Winning the lottery

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Hmmm a big sloppy deep throat bj would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee... my toenails are being painted so I can't move and my back teeth are floating

NBVN x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A wee... my toenails are being painted so I can't move and my back teeth are floating

NBVN x"

What tone/colour have you going with? Excited about tonight?

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

Having had a late night (ahem) need a full english breakfast to get me moving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee... my toenails are being painted so I can't move and my back teeth are floating

NBVN x

What tone/colour have you going with? Excited about tonight?

I have gone with hot pink

yep I am feeling sexy and excited, I am getting ready now and should be leaving within the hour

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

I don’t envy you at all. I’ve finally made it back and now I’m not moving off the sofa until tea time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

I don’t envy you at all. I’ve finally made it back and now I’m not moving off the sofa until tea time

That's where I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

I don’t envy you at all. I’ve finally made it back and now I’m not moving off the sofa until tea time

That's where I am now "

Is it bad parenting to ask my 5 year old to go get me a beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bong ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

I don’t envy you at all. I’ve finally made it back and now I’m not moving off the sofa until tea time

That's where I am now

Is it bad parenting to ask my 5 year old to go get me a beer?"

Nope. They need to learn important lessons at a young age

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A teleportation machine. I can’t be arsed to drive back to Newcastle from Manchester.

Since they don’t exist I’d take a strong coffee

Think you're self lucky I'm driving from Croydon to home today

I don’t envy you at all. I’ve finally made it back and now I’m not moving off the sofa until tea time

That's where I am now

Is it bad parenting to ask my 5 year old to go get me a beer?

Nope. They need to learn important lessons at a young age and jaffa cakes are the best "

This ^^

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A sleek japanese import, with turbo handling. Where's my R6.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"A wee... my toenails are being painted so I can't move and my back teeth are floating

NBVN x

What tone/colour have you going with? Excited about tonight?

I have gone with hot pink

yep I am feeling sexy and excited, I am getting ready now and should be leaving within the hour

NBVN x"

You’ll have to post pics

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