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The late late nocturnal thread ©™ It's my nocturnal bum photo's birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please do wish my nocturnal bum a happy birthday. Give it a little fab, if you want to. Maybe send it a birthday card with ³ pound coins sellotaped to the inside of the birthday card.

Here comes an introduction.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and night owls

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey birthday bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Happy bum birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alrighty, Jimothy McJimBob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Jim I hope you’ve had a great day

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Eeeeeeeee birthday bum! Can I give it its birthday spanks? Tehehe

Hope you and the nocturnals are having a good evening

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

g°°d Evening J¶m...¡ gœd evening åLL!

How is everyone?

Happy Birthday NoccyBum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. You're both tonight's ¹st to post! Yeah! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey birthday bum "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. My bum says hey. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday dude.

You can have a shiny pound coin, a Curly Wurly, and a packet of Skittles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Happy bum birthday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alrighty, Jimothy McJimBob?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lib. I'm pretty good, pretty, pretty good. How are are youuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy Birthday Jim I hope you’ve had a great day "

*wiggles*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeeeeeee birthday bum! Can I give it its birthday spanks? Tehehe

Hope you and the nocturnals are having a good evening "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. Give me the birthday spanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"g°°d Evening J¶m...¡ gœd evening åLL!

How is everyone?

Happy Birthday NoccyBum."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Your g°°d is so cute.

*shakes ass*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday dude.

You can have a shiny pound coin, a Curly Wurly, and a packet of Skittles."

*Starts writing a thank you letter*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When did you last write a thank you letter?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"When did you last write a thank you letter?"

About ³°minutes ago. To my bank manager in Vladivostok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When did you last write a thank you letter?

About ³°minutes ago. To my bank manager in Vladivostok."

Vlad will be glad with your polite correspondence.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


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It's Puddleduck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello darlings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello darlings "

Hello beautiful!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?"

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good evening all. Nice bum James

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Blimey. Did you recover your på55wørd???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello darlings "

Jamie! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I almost wrote poopy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti "

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Nice bum James "

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Thank you very much. How was your middleMarch Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey. Did you recover your på55wørd???"

I think this is for you, Jamie Pants.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over."

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Tonight I'm saying good evening to BellaOçeån. And I'm going to keep calling her that until the NØvelty wears off. [That'll be when Jím goes for a sit-down wee]...••°°

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hungry. Have you ever kissed a Hungarian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better "

This is a plus, +.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight I'm saying good evening to BellaOçeån. And I'm going to keep calling her that until the NØvelty wears off. [That'll be when Jím goes for a sit-down wee]...••°°"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening all. Nice bum James

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Thank you very much. How was your middleMarch Friday?"

Slightly better than my Thursday. I'm not feeling so ill today. I'm hoping for a superior Saturday where I'm not feeling ill at all

And how was your day? Is Shrewsbury still damp? The floods are no longer news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and everyone else!

Been a long day but I’ve found my way back to you

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +."

What's been the highlight of your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tonight I'm saying good evening to BellaOçeån. And I'm going to keep calling her that until the NØvelty wears off. [That'll be when Jím goes for a sit-down wee]...••°°"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. You're both tonight's ¹st to post! Yeah! ¹stface"

That is good too

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


"Please do wish my nocturnal bum a happy birthday."

Good evening and...many happy rectums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all. Nice bum James

Gooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Thank you very much. How was your middleMarch Friday?

Slightly better than my Thursday. I'm not feeling so ill today. I'm hoping for a superior Saturday where I'm not feeling ill at all

And how was your day? Is Shrewsbury still damp? The floods are no longer news"

That'll do, that'll do.

I slept a lot today. I did a silly photo, which I'll squirt up my profile another time. Shrewsbury is damp, but not floody.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Folks, just another ³° minutes to go before we hear from Rêd. She'll swan in gingerly, partially inebriated....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimothy how are we this evening?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Happy bum birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else!

Been a long day but I’ve found my way back to you "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Welcome back, man.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Jimboree did you buy a cake to celebrate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +.

What's been the highlight of your day? "

Being hit with inspiration for a silly photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello darlings "

Jamie- hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else!

Been a long day but I’ve found my way back to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Welcome back, man. "

As if I could mids your bum photo’s birthday!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tonight I'm saying good evening to BellaOçeån. And I'm going to keep calling her that until the NØvelty wears off. [That'll be when Jím goes for a sit-down wee]...••°°

"

Cleckheaton queen.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +.

What's been the highlight of your day?

Being hit with inspiration for a silly photo."

Silly photos are great can i seeee pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tony. Hello to your little friend. You're both tonight's ¹st to post! Yeah! ¹stface

That is good too "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please do wish my nocturnal bum a happy birthday.

Good evening and...many happy rectums!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Technosonic. My bum says thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Folks, just another ³° minutes to go before we hear from Rêd. She'll swan in gingerly, partially inebriated.... "

It's a Red alert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimothy how are we this evening?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doughnut and your blue hair over there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday. Only had 20p in cash. I've cellotaped that in your card.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

SteveAndPicklePloughmans likes to exercise a little 'common-scents': he's got a plug-in air freshener in his hallway....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy bum birthday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LadyBugs. Thank you very, very much. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jimboree did you buy a cake to celebrate?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. I treated it to a shower earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else!

Been a long day but I’ve found my way back to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Welcome back, man.

As if I could mids your bum photo’s birthday!!"

What has Saturday got in store for you?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Good Eeeevening Jim's Bum!

Well, if the Queen can have two Birthdays each year, why can't you!???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +.

What's been the highlight of your day?

Being hit with inspiration for a silly photo.

Silly photos are great can i seeee pretty please "

Just for you, you're going to get a very exclusive first look. Your Friday is about to get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans likes to exercise a little 'common-scents': he's got a plug-in air freshener in his hallway.... "

how do you know so much Nero?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and everyone else!

Been a long day but I’ve found my way back to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Welcome back, man.

As if I could mids your bum photo’s birthday!!

What has Saturday got in store for you?"

It has a day in front of the telly and an evening in front of a cinema screen! Ha. I hope you have a wonderful weekend

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Goodnight all. I'll catch up on my favourite double act (the Jim & Nero show) on the morrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday. Only had 20p in cash. I've cellotaped that in your card.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr and Mrs Always Right. Thank you very much. I'll spend all of it on sweeties. Hey, welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ It's my nocturnal bum photo's birthday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mr and Mrs Always Right. They live in fordshire.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodnight all. I'll catch up on my favourite double act (the Jim & Nero show) on the morrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't do "

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Good Eeeevening Jim's Bum!

Well, if the Queen can have two Birthdays each year, why can't you!??? "

Exactly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. How's Hull?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans likes to exercise a little 'common-scents': he's got a plug-in air freshener in his hallway....

how do you know so much Nero?! "

Nero nose.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Goodnight all. I'll catch up on my favourite double act (the Jim & Nero show) on the morrow. Don't do anything I wouldn't do "

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Good night Dee!

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +.

What's been the highlight of your day?

Being hit with inspiration for a silly photo.

Silly photos are great can i seeee pretty please

Just for you, you're going to get a very exclusive first look. Your Friday is about to get better."

Ooooh yay! My friday is going to end fantastically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and quack quack, Princess. How was your day?

It was tragic to say the least, I'm upsetti spaghetti

Oh flippin' heck. The good news is, Friday is almost over.

That is a plus, hopefully tomorrow is better

This is a plus, +.

What's been the highlight of your day?

Being hit with inspiration for a silly photo.

Silly photos are great can i seeee pretty please

Just for you, you're going to get a very exclusive first look. Your Friday is about to get better.

Ooooh yay! My friday is going to end fantastically. "

Here it comes!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Good Eeeevening Jim's Bum!

Well, if the Queen can have two Birthdays each year, why can't you!???

Exactly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. How's Hull?"

It's been OK this week, mild during the daytimes but cold at night. A quiet week for me.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Good Eeeevening Jim's Bum!

Well, if the Queen can have two Birthdays each year, why can't you!???

Exactly. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. How's Hull?

It's been OK this week, mild during the daytimes but cold at night. A quiet week for me."

It's almost springy spring.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)"

Good evening Maggy. I'm glad you're here. I saw you on the "Premature Ejaculators Anonymous" thread earlier. The last one to cum wins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, the Mag from Del Monte. The Mag from Del Monte is green. My bum thanks you.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)

Good evening Maggy. I'm glad you're here. I saw you on the "Premature Ejaculators Anonymous" thread earlier. The last one to cum wins."

That contest would be quicker than the 100 metres.

Evening Nero.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, the Mag from Del Monte. The Mag from Del Monte is green. My bum thanks you."

The mag from del Monte says yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday Jim's bum photo. Eving all.

(Missed some letters in evening to save the environment.)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, the Mag from Del Monte. The Mag from Del Monte is green. My bum thanks you.

The mag from del Monte says yes. "

Yeah!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Happy birthday!

Also since you mentioned coins. I found a shiny 1943 steel penny at work. Almost looked brand new.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello darlings

Jamie- hello "

You’re back!!!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Jim your bum picture is on my birthday Boxing Day. Next year we should do a joint party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday!

Also since you mentioned coins. I found a shiny 1943 steel penny at work. Almost looked brand new."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LittleMiss. Thank you.

That's awesome. Could you send me a penny picture please?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Jim your bum picture is on my birthday Boxing Day. Next year we should do a joint party."

A 'joint' party? Someone bring the Rizla.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim your bum picture is on my birthday Boxing Day. Next year we should do a joint party."

I can't wait!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

Black lace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'll listen to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

Black lace "

As soon as I'd seen that you had posted, I knew.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"...my favourite double act (the Jim & Nero show)"

Jím, did you notice how we weren't mentioned in the "Favorate (sic) fab couple??" thread this morning?? It's a confounded travesty!

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over a year ago

LittleMiss sent me a photo of her penny.

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over a year ago


"...my favourite double act (the Jim & Nero show)

Jím, did you notice how we weren't mentioned in the "Favorate (sic) fab couple??" thread this morning?? It's a confounded travesty! "

It's a couple astrophe.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

Friday is over it's now Saturday

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over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Starsailor.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?"

Maybe you like being trolled.

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over a year ago


"Friday is over it's now Saturday "

Happy Saturday!

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over a year ago


"Starsailor."

Bit late, mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

Maybe you like being trolled. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello darlings

Jamie- hello

You’re back!!! "

For you of course!

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Yay penny!

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over a year ago


"SteveAndPicklePloughmans likes to exercise a little 'common-scents': he's got a plug-in air freshener in his hallway....

how do you know so much Nero?!

Nero nose."

Too much!!!!!

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over a year ago


"Yay penny!"

Yes!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm exiting the Noc'Room and heading off to bed. Good night Jím, Jamie's Pants, BellaLake, Maggy and åll...

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over a year ago

On this day 1894 Coca-Cola was sold in bottles for the first time in a candy store in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

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over a year ago

Happy Bumday

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over a year ago


"I'm exiting the Noc'Room and heading off to bed. Good night Jím, Jamie's Pants, BellaLake, Maggy and åll... "

Na night, C°ke Nero.

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over a year ago


"Happy Bumday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rex. Thank you! I'm winking at you.

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Yay penny!

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over a year ago

On this day 1922 Jack Kerouac was born.

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over a year ago


"Yay penny!"

You're very proud of your penny aren't you.

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing


"Yay penny!

You're very proud of your penny aren't you."

It's the little things right? Lol

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over a year ago

On this day 1969 Paul McCartney and Linda Eastman got married at a registry office in London.

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over a year ago


"Yay penny!

You're very proud of your penny aren't you.

It's the little things right? Lol"

Absolutely.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from Kinky Castle and it's a late entry at 00:39.

Today I did teaching, meetings, bought a headlight bulb, ate pizza, watched Reacher and said "owww" at my left shoulder quite a bit.

Just another Fri-yay.

Jim, your bum looks rather peachy tonight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

Maybe you like being trolled. "

Black Lace again?!

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over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening from Kinky Castle and it's a late entry at 00:39.

Today I did teaching, meetings, bought a headlight bulb, ate pizza, watched Reacher and said "owww" at my left shoulder quite a bit.

Just another Fri-yay.

Jim, your bum looks rather peachy tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're getting later and later. I liked the pizza bit.

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over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

Maybe you like being trolled.

Black Lace again?! "

*nods*

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over a year ago

On this day 2015 we lost Terry Pratchett.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

Maybe you like being trolled.

Black Lace again?!

*nods*"

Perhaps you secretly enjoy Agadoo but just don't like pressing play unless told to do it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. Why did I play Jim's Spotify Surprise when Jamie Hants is back in nocturnal town?

Maybe you like being trolled.

Black Lace again?!

*nods*

Perhaps you secretly enjoy Agadoo but just don't like pressing play unless told to do it?! "

Yes, that must be it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going for a sit-down wee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm going for a sit-down wee."

^^^He's taking the piss

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over a year ago


"I'm going for a sit-down wee.

^^^He's taking the piss "

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

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over a year ago

Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM"

That’s the year I was born. I hope they play all happy songs.

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over a year ago


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM"

We watched that earlier. Two editions, both featuring Jimmy Nail with a fucking awful song.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

And goodnight, was just a quickie tonight!

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you."

Evening Jimski how's things

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over a year ago


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

That’s the year I was born. I hope they play all happy songs. "

This was a massive tune at the youth club thingy I used to hang out at in the summer holiday.

https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"And goodnight, was just a quickie tonight! "

Awww you always go when I come.... ooh-er

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Happy birthday lad! Blasting some paradise lost in my headphones in your honour

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over a year ago


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

We watched that earlier. Two editions, both featuring Jimmy Nail with a fucking awful song."

He sang live!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And goodnight, was just a quickie tonight! "

Na night. x

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over a year ago


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

Evening Jimski how's things "

Things are good, thanks. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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over a year ago


"Happy birthday lad! Blasting some paradise lost in my headphones in your honour "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Morgan and Rob Zombie. Thank you. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ It's my nocturnal bum photo's birthday. Smileyface

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

Evening Jimski how's things

Things are good, thanks. How are you?"

I'm all good Jim but currently pushing the boundaries of human endurance by working a 26hr shift

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over a year ago

Say hello to Morgan and Rob Zombie. I don't think Rob Zombie is a grave robber.

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over a year ago


"Happy birthday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Long. Merci. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ It's my nocturnal bum photo's birthday. Smileyface

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

G'day Zombies

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

That’s the year I was born. I hope they play all happy songs.

This was a massive tune at the youth club thingy I used to hang out at in the summer holiday.

https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM"

That was number 1 when my best friend was born. We googled this the other day. How bizarre.

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over a year ago

Say hello to Long. He's Long in Manchester.

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over a year ago


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

Evening Jimski how's things

Things are good, thanks. How are you?

I'm all good Jim but currently pushing the boundaries of human endurance by working a 26hr shift "

Holy shit. That's ² more hours than ²4 hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

That’s the year I was born. I hope they play all happy songs.

This was a massive tune at the youth club thingy I used to hang out at in the summer holiday.

https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM

That was number 1 when my best friend was born. We googled this the other day. How bizarre. "

Spooky wooky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You sexy motherfucker.

https://youtu.be/bfHsF6FKgb4

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

Evening Jimski how's things

Things are good, thanks. How are you?

I'm all good Jim but currently pushing the boundaries of human endurance by working a 26hr shift

Holy shit. That's ² more hours than ²4 hours."

You have a keen brain Jim, that's why I follow you my leige

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

The other night I dreamt I was being cuddled by a stranger. I hope my mystery dream fiddler makes an appearance tonight. I never saw a face but I imagine he was devastatingly handsome.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley


"Top of the Pops: 1992 is on BBC Four.

https://youtu.be/d4MPPOTarDM

That’s the year I was born. I hope they play all happy songs.

This was a massive tune at the youth club thingy I used to hang out at in the summer holiday.

https://youtu.be/JYIaWeVL1JM

That was number 1 when my best friend was born. We googled this the other day. How bizarre.

Spooky wooky."

Damn I was 22 then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 cheers for Jim's bum pic, hip hip...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. Thank you.

Evening Jimski how's things

Things are good, thanks. How are you?

I'm all good Jim but currently pushing the boundaries of human endurance by working a 26hr shift

Holy shit. That's ² more hours than ²4 hours.

You have a keen brain Jim, that's why I follow you my leige "

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over a year ago


"The other night I dreamt I was being cuddled by a stranger. I hope my mystery dream fiddler makes an appearance tonight. I never saw a face but I imagine he was devastatingly handsome. "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"The other night I dreamt I was being cuddled by a stranger. I hope my mystery dream fiddler makes an appearance tonight. I never saw a face but I imagine he was devastatingly handsome.

"

Cuddler! My autocorrect didn’t like that. Which is funny as I didn’t like fiddler. We were not on a roof

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over a year ago

Let's go to bed.

https://youtu.be/xF86IyrxptU

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over a year ago

We're not on a roof, guys.

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over a year ago

Good evening, it’s been a while

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over a year ago


"Good evening, it’s been a while "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Axxx. How the flip are you?

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over a year ago

Love Sex Intelligence

https://youtu.be/8DzGgIURySI

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1951 Dennis the Menace made his first appearance in The Beano.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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over a year ago


""

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. Happy Saturday!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. Happy Saturday!"

ah yes, indeed ... Saturday Salutations Jim

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over a year ago

She's having a giraffe. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like big butts.

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I like big butts.

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho"

A water butt can be a container, of any size or shape, that is used to store rainwater. When it rains, the water is caught in a drainpipe and flows down into the water butt. Collected water can then be used to water plants, rinse crops, top-up ponds, and even clean cars. 

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over a year ago


"I like big butts.

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

A water butt can be a container, of any size or shape, that is used to store rainwater. When it rains, the water is caught in a drainpipe and flows down into the water butt. Collected water can then be used to water plants, rinse crops, top-up ponds, and even clean cars. 

"

And often green.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

[Removed by poster at 12/03/22 02:04:27]

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Dam I was beat me to sir Mixalot

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I like big butts.

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

A water butt can be a container, of any size or shape, that is used to store rainwater. When it rains, the water is caught in a drainpipe and flows down into the water butt. Collected water can then be used to water plants, rinse crops, top-up ponds, and even clean cars. 

And often green. "

And also available in black

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... the end!

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