FabSwingers.com forum: What's the most stupid reason yo have a scar

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I fell off my bmx last year and smashed my knee in

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I fell off my bmx last year and smashed my knee in"
ouch

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Cut myself shaving

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Melting lead as a kid to make fishing weights .

I have no thumb print on one hand . ..

And never thought about the fumes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crashed my paraglider in south Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut myself shaving "

Where bouts is that scar?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch"

Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crashed my paraglider in south Spain "

Ouch - thank goodness it wasn’t anything worse

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cut myself shaving

Where bouts is that scar?"

Somehow 3 inches long on my ankle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch

Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand

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Should compare scars

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I actually have two dents on my skull after being hit on the head by a metal bar in my teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pug scratched me when I was cutting his claws!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell through a Glass Coffee Table

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I forgot how to walk.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my mates where shooting each other with air rifels when we where kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 stitches on finger due to corned beef tin.

Hate the stuff now

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I actually have two dents on my skull after being hit on the head by a metal bar in my teens "
was you just playing around Tom ?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"6 stitches on finger due to corned beef tin.

Hate the stuff now"
lethal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car accident

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Running in my Nan's garden when I was about 7, tripped over my dog and smashed my head on a brick wall.

6 stitches and a small scar later...

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

Piercings followed by finding out I have an immune response condition that attacks scar tissue. Bane of my fucking life now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran into a glass door as a toddler and cut my head and needed stitches… doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physical i tried to put my dog in the shower it didnt like it and bit my hand

Emotional i was too loveable and addictive to be seen again being kryptonite to your own desire is a tough place to be but it must be done

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A bite from an angry rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The corner of a double glazed window caught my forearm

A dog who jumped up on me, caught my other forearm with her dew claw

I sliced my pinkie on a broken glass pane for a picture, left a flap of skin, and just put a normal plaster on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have two dents on my skull after being hit on the head by a metal bar in my teens "
yet your scared of sharks

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fell off a ladder at work because I didnt secure it properly. Took an inch if skin from one finger and a other finger down to the tendons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bite from an angry rabbit"

Must have been fuming rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting myself with scissors

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Motorbikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to do that dirty dancing move with a female friend d*unk a month ago and fell backwards through a glass table!

PM if you want to see the scar!

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Cut into my foot with a chainsaw.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I fell off a swing as a child

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Got headbutted by a 2 year old wearing a baseball cap with a metal clip on the back... she threw her head back and I have a lovely scar across my eyelid... she's now 16 and has never been allowed to forget how she maimed me

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh no. I pushed my hand through a plate glass door as my sister went to shut it on me!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Cut into my foot with a chainsaw.

Oh my god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was climbing over a barbed wire fence and slipped and was left hanging with barbed wire stuck in my bum cheek. Till my sister came to the rescue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pigeon scratched my face and it left a scar

(mrs)

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

The stupid. Well I have a few. Lol.

1st

Drilled through a draw front to fit a knob and became a knob by then drilling into my finger!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was climbing over a barbed wire fence and slipped and was left hanging with barbed wire stuck in my bum cheek. Till my sister came to the rescue. "

I caught my leg on barbed wire and had to pull it out , it wasn’t a fun experience

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

2nd stupid thing

Climbing over a fence with a pair of side cutter In my pocket. These caught on the fence and the scrapped up my back.

Dumm arse me

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

3rd

Cutting a length of metal compartment trunking.

Jigsaw hit the divider and bounced out and hit side of finger. Looked at my hand and thought I just pinched it as had a blood blister till I notice blood all over the place. Turned hand over to notice a 1-1/2 inch cut down side of finger.

Ouch. Stitches lol

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

I scared myself.

Working on a index /Argos dum waiter lift and nearly lost a arm if not for a quick reflex at the time.

Hubs

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

"Fell off a ladder at work because I didnt secure it properly. Took an inch if skin from one finger and a other finger down to the tendons"

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing on a table outside a pub on my 21st birthday. We'll kinda dancing. Until I fell off

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Four inc scar next to my leg

DIY. Stanley.knife need I say anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was cool to get my eyebrow pierced when younger I still got the scar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rode my bike into the back of a parked trailer, scar on my knee

(I was about 8)

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walked in to the corner off a coffee table still got scar on my shin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing on a table outside a pub on my 21st birthday. We'll kinda dancing. Until I fell off

Ooops I nearly did that too years ago,but someone caught me..Good job as was a 15 foot drop..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost the top of my finger when I was 2 an had to get it stitched back on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Fell in the primary school playground and still have a piece of stone stuck deep under the skin on my knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went over a ramp on a bmx without brakes right into a pebble dash wall face first ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting ice cream with a knife in the cardboard tub. I’m not daft, thinks I, I’ll use a butter knife not a sharp one…. So yeah, torn flesh scars more easily than cleanly cut flesh…

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Probably the one on my hand, accidentally stabbed myself with a steak knife while piercing potatoes, only small but it was deep bring heavy handed so resulted in me passing out

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I straddled some barb wire, the type that built in an X, and spins. Normally on the top of buildings. 2 inch scar on my inner thigh. - fem.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Accidentally impaled my leg with a runner bean cane being over zealous and cack handed

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

Omg some of these are great.

OOOOOuch

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I grabbed a bit of swarf as it was coming off a drill. Ouch.

Rotating things, razor sharp metal and flesh, there was only ever going to be one loser.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Accidentally impaled my leg with a runner bean cane being over zealous and cack handed

Oh that’s funny, I did that with my chin

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Fell off a zip line, banged my leg, developed an ulcer and had to have it debrided, most of the front of my right leg was removed, left with a 1"x3" scar after compression therapy.

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did one of those chemical burns on my arm with an inhaler. Teenage Mr NE was a bit of an idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold a Band saw on eBay when the guy come to buy it I wanted to show him it was working. I pushed the start button and nothing happened and being the dumb ass my wife called me I opened the side of the saw to see what was wrong and while my hand was in the machine it started. Well that hurt a lot and I almost fainted but my loving wife took over and sold the saw to the guy.

She loves me really lol

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

And a U shaped scar on my index finger from where I stupidly tried to get my hand in a glass to clean it and shattered it instead

Tg x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Abcess on my back

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

I fell out of a tree. No, not the ugly tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers face hit his teeth on my knuckles

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Errrm, 3 x barbed wire scars, 1 x axe to the gead scar, 1 x sitting on a parafin heater scar, 1 x dropping red hot poker on foot scar. Should I go on? 1 x ripping finger on nail scar, 1 x pencil scar, 1 x nail through foot scar. That will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a scar on my calve from a rocking horse when I was a kid

Sugar has a large scar on her bicep from trying to climb an old wrought iron fence and impaling her arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sat on a pair of hair straighteners when I was a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell head first into the milkcrate at nursery (showing my age there glass bottles back in the day before Maggie snatched the milk away

) few years later another kid chucked a brick at my head Tee

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I sat on a pair of hair straighteners when I was a teenager.

Toasted buns

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Garden fork through the foot

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I burnt myself on the arm with a hot poker the day before my wedding. Scar for life but no longer a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mowed down by a car when I was 10, due to faulty traffic lights at a pelican crossing - green man came on for me, but lights stayed on green for the traffic. BAM!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I walked into a piece of wood that I'd put there about 10 minutes before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot "

A parrott??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came off my (at the time) 4 year old sons scooter which lead to me having to have an op a few weeks ago lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hit by a swing on my back as a kid

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No idea. Got d*unk. Woke up with a deep cut. Scar is still there.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Fell over on a night out and cut my eye on my glasses. I hadn't even had a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot "

Did you win either argument?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hernia scare from having EDS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

A parrott??

Yep, he was mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?"

Nope, hence the scars

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Cutting my parents lawn with a pen knife. Yes I was more stupid when I was younger than I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell out of bed and split my head open. Well, the skin, not the scull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to sledge off a church roof. got caught on the gutter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripping on an imaginary step in the path and the letter box going into corner of forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch

Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand

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Me too!

Primary school. A boy jabbed a pencil at me because I didn't want to kiss him.

Still have the black mark in my left palm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to stop my kid brother snatching an open can of condensed milk out of my hand by gripping tight. The lid had been opened with a tin opener 3/4 of the way around and folded up. It sliced into the base of my thumb and across the end of my little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scar on my inner arm caused by a plastic cable tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting shot by an idiot not knowing what they was doing sticking a nail in the end of an air gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

)

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now."

I have a cow story too

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I have a 6 inch scar on my right hip because of a hair cut.

Ok, technically it's because of a sneeze.

A sneeze that happened whilst I was driving round a 90 degree corner, in a classic mini. I may have hit an oncoming car and broke my femur but it was all because of a haircut that lead to a sneeze.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I was stabbed with a pencil… ouch

Oh yeah I have a pencil lead mark in my hand

Me too!

Primary school. A boy jabbed a pencil at me because I didn't want to kiss him.

Still have the black mark in my left palm.

Oh yes I had a red pen stab tattoo. Think it's gone now after just checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

)

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.

I have a cow story too

Interesting. I’d love to hear it.

I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran with an arrow and fell into it

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

My ex wife stabbed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scar on my face.. trying to open a bottle of j20 with scissors

I was completely sober

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

As a kid, scratching my earlobe with a really sharp pencil. Pushed the pencil straight through the lobe.

Facepalm emoji......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just below the eyebrow. Missed a step and faceplanted to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

)

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.

I have a cow story too

Interesting. I’d love to hear it.

I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind."

Moody shitty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

)

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.

I have a cow story too

Interesting. I’d love to hear it.

I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind.

Moody shitty bastards "

We’re busy tonight but I want to hear this cow story. Mine isn’t as impressive as it sounds

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Was run over by a JCB. That smarted a little - especially when my steel toecap crushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw in my head

Left for dead in garden in wavertree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chainsaw in my head

Left for dead in garden in wavertree

Say what now?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chainsaw in my head

Left for dead in garden in wavertree

Say what now?..."

When I was seventeen used to work for guy in Cheshire he was cutting some large conifers then bang woke up in hospital itu twenty five stitches and two weeks in induced coma

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By *aulj69Man
over a year ago

dunstable

Wow I don't know where to start? Me and a friend went digging for Roman pottery, he put a garden fork through my foot? Lol. Another friends dog unbeknown to us had a brain tumour, I was d*unk and decided I was the dog whisperer? He mauled me. Lol. Another stand out one was that I decided that a huge golf umbrella would be a great parachute, jumped off my garage roof into a busy road and was hit by believe it or not a cyclist? Broke my wrist. Lol xx

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Got d*unk fell into a rose bush I still have a pretty cool scar on my shoulder to show off

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Standing on a go kart, to climb on to a bar, to reach a wall, then jump off. Been doing it for about an hour and then the go kart moved and I flew against the corner of the wall, making contact with my forehead. That was 47 years ago and still remember it, plus the two trips to hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to catch the loft ladder when it was falling towards me as the pole to pull it down fell out of the loop. Any normal person would move out of the way, but I got a nice gouge on my thumb for my troubles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argument with a cricket ball with my forehead; 12 stitches later…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell through a suspended floor 15feet up. Broke my back and gained 50 stitches in my left leg. I stopped laughing when the morphine wore off.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I got thrown out a bumper car and split my chin open.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Fell over d*unk haha

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Tried 2 cut a steel plate out of a fireplace using 9inch grinding blade .didn't realise got wrong blade in and grinder was upside down facing me .kicked and went straight through my top lip and nose .now got scare down nose lip and chin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked my sister for the knife while cooking and she put it through my finger lol

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Few stitches in hand stopping myself being stabbed by a broken bottle. And all over a few chips , silly.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

My hand touched the side of a band saw blade, while I was cutting wood.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a small battery acid burn on my chest from when a battery leaked.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I fainted a few years ago and sadly headbutted the side of the dining room table on my way down, woke up with a chair on top of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Argument with a fridge

Argument with a parrot

Did you win either argument?

Nope, hence the scars

Pfft. You can’t even chin a parrot? I thought better of you

I did speak very firmly to him, and give him an extremely hard stare (am now scared of parrots

)

A cow once stole my bike. A very long story but I have an illogical fear of cows now.

I have a cow story too

Interesting. I’d love to hear it.

I don’t trust them. They sit in fields eating magic mushrooms all day. There’s no way they’re of sound mind.

Moody shitty bastards

We’re busy tonight but I want to hear this cow story. Mine isn’t as impressive as it sounds

I’ll message you

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By *trawberry MojitoWoman
over a year ago

over the hill & far away, like Princess Fiona.

Kitchen scissors, 8 stitches, inch long scar right across my finger print.

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By *dsmithMan
over a year ago

Loudwater

On one of my wrists. I was rocking a vending machine to get food out and my hand slipped. It ran across the top on sharpe metal cut open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a eye brow scar from when I thought it was cool to have my brow pierced but then less than a, month of having in done caught the bar on my jumper and ripped it out

also a "C" shaped scar on my knee from getting superglue ony trousers and glueing myself to carpet when I was about 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr has a scar on his hand from pole dancing in Popworld

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

On holiday as a kid, I ran to the loo after just getting out of the pool, slipped on tiled floor, fell and hit my head. Still got the scar just below my eyebrow.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Was laid down on the floor on a plastic mat as she rushed down stairs to get baby oil.

She rushed into the room knocked the internal door off the hinges.

I now have a perfect square scar on my right eyebrow.

Oh and three hours in A&E.

Still saved money on baby oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daughter's Glastonbury party, when there was a brief opening in the lockdown period a couple of years ago.

Decided to drink everything I would drink in a weekend at Glastonbury in an afternoon.

Fell over, headbutted the corner of the conservatory windowsill. Went to hospital at about 11pm, got home at about 2am, then rejoined the party with 8 stitches and a perfect Harry Potter scar between my eyes

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I actually have two dents on my skull after being hit on the head by a metal bar in my teens "

This could explain a lot

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

This is from Mr a 6in grinder in knee. Sliced skin of fingers changing a Stanley blade. Going through glass door at parents house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got attacked by a fish,yes I mean it in the literal sense.

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Tried to ride racer on handlebars and stear down tight alley into wall to try jump over. Nice scar down head.

One visible in sun is under eye another crazy bmx stunt nearly took eye out but scar faded well but in summer do show marks

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Crashed my paraglider in south Spain "

Really ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran into the corner of a cabinet and split my head open above my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass randomly exploded in my hand.. some paranormal activity shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also when in children’s home piss balling about in changing rooms

Jumped up got my mouth caught on hook ripped mouth open fourteen stitches

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Stupidly got my leg caught between the wheel and arch of a car,bone came out of the skin. Break and stitch free up til then!

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

jumped off back of bus and hit head on bus stop! Fractured skull

NOT recommended

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I have many scars all for stupid reasons,I think the stupidest was falling out of a shopping trolly or being chased by an evil squirel

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Corner of my eye, fell out of top bunk onto the extended areal of a radio. Stitches under general anesthesia.

Under my eyebrows, walked into a swing. Stitches under local anesthesia.

On top of my hand, caught in the conveyor belt at an airport.

Across my knuckles, caught hand in the slamming of a sliding car door.

All childhood injuries.

Never broke a bone, been very lucky a couple of times otherwise - touch wood!!!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

You know that story you are always told when you are in primary about the kid balancing on 2 legs of their chair falling off and cutting their head open?

Yup. I was that kid. Scar above my right eye where I smashed my head against the window clasp, 5 stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He 9in angle grinder scar on forehead from cutting up a shipping container - scar on top of head fron using 16kg post rammer and various cuts on hands from knives..

She scar on head from fractured skull.. scar from broken collar bone ..scar from broken ankle all from horse riding !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive scar on my arm from where I ripped it along a barbed wire fence when I got off a birthday bus pissed for a piss; what a day out though!!

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