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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Fancy a bum?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be gentle

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do I get to choose the bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already have one thanks.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Be gentle

I don’t know how to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to loosen the bum?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Yes please

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I already have one thanks."

It would look good with penis in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be gentle

I don’t know how to

Alright, but can you warm me up with a traffic cone first, ok?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes please

This is Mr isn’t it?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already have one thanks.

It would look good with penis in it

I second this motion.

Mine, obviously.

Wait, my penis, not my bum.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Be gentle

I don’t know how to

Alright, but can you warm me up with a traffic cone first, ok?

Cones, plural

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to loosen the bum?

Yours does look a bit tight in that photo. Did Rex get to you already?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Go on then

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Can I bum you?!?!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get to loosen the bum?

Yours does look a bit tight in that photo. Did Rex get to you already?"

I don't rim and tell.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a bogof offer?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"always"

Get those cheeks spread then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I already have one thanks.

It would look good with penis in it

I second this motion.

Mine, obviously.

Wait, my penis, not my bum."

Too late, you’ve been bummed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Go on then "

I’ll be round after Emmerdale

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I bum you?!?!

JESUS H you’re bloody obsessed

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Is there a bogof offer?"

Yeah, the free ones have ‘gone off’ a bit though

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn

good answer. I’m in

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Can I bum you?!?!

JESUS H you’re bloody obsessed

I just like making you cry.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can I bum you?!?!

JESUS H you’re bloody obsessed

I just like making you cry.

Just keep that thing away from sheriffs badge

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life

Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Go on then

I’ll be round after Emmerdale

I’ll make sure I’m ready

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life

Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?

Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then

I’ll be round after Emmerdale

I’ll make sure I’m ready

^He's taking her up the Woolpack

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Go on then

I’ll be round after Emmerdale

I’ll make sure I’m ready

Booby bongos as well

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life

Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?

Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry?"

No, that’s 4th base. I don’t like 4th base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean... I'm not horrified by the thought.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Go on then

I’ll be round after Emmerdale

I’ll make sure I’m ready

^He's taking her up the Woolpack"

Yes with my Dingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowzers, I thought this thread was going to be about Thunderbirds

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I mean... I'm not horrified by the thought. "

I’d put my balls in you

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Yes please

This is Mr isn’t it?

You wish...

Is totally me. Soz

Posh

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes please

This is Mr isn’t it?

You wish...

Is totally me. Soz

Posh

I never knew you liked it up the derrière?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please

This is Mr isn’t it?

You wish...

Is totally me. Soz

Posh

I never knew you liked it up the derrière?

Up the posh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

Choose me, choose me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn

good answer. I’m in

Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

C always wants bums

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn

good answer. I’m in

Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop

Can I reconsider my first answer?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fancy a bum?

Love and Peace

Depends. Whose is it and how much do you want for it?

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Do I get to choose the bum?

My answer varies massively if this is Mr or Mrs

I'd be fascinated to hear both answers. But he never uses the forum. You're always stuck with the lovely Mrs Rickshawed

In that case you get to choose but your choices are your bum or your bum

Well I've got nothing else to do for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go on then

I’ve not got the stamina to do you twice

Damn. Oh well, it was still the best 105 seconds of my life

Does this mean we’re at 3rd base now?

Remind me, is that the one where I hold you down and let Saffron make you cry?

No, that’s 4th base. I don’t like 4th base

You'll learn to love it. After all, bumming is all about the give *and* take

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Yes please

This is Mr isn’t it?

You wish...

Is totally me. Soz

Posh

I never knew you liked it up the derrière?

Oh sweetie

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nah

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Will there be snacklets?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Maybe tomorrow

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Nah"

Fingerblast!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pass but thanks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nah

Fingerblast!?

I could be tempted

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Nah

Fingerblast!?

I could be tempted "

What if I send you dick pics all weekend to get you warmed up?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nah

Fingerblast!?

I could be tempted

What if I send you dick pics all weekend to get you warmed up? "

. More????

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Nah

Fingerblast!?

I could be tempted

What if I send you dick pics all weekend to get you warmed up?

. More????

It’s only because I wake up to like 20 foof pics off you when you got the horn!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Only if I’m allowed to slap and nibble it

I don’t know if you mean nibble the bum or the thing that’s going in your bum?

I’m expecting a bum in front of me, cheeks present and ready, the ‘thing’ will have to wait it’s turn

good answer. I’m in

Brace yourself……. now what to start with, hand, paddle or crop

Can I reconsider my first answer?

No I’ll be gentle…. well maybe just the beginning

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