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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

So the crazy fruit loop in the Kremlin is doing the unthinkable in the 21st century and now one of his minions has mentioned the N word! Apparently we would get about 30 minutes warning before we are all vapourised What would you do in this 30 minute window, run for cover or do something a lot more usefull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell loved ones how much they ment to me

And then reach out and un burn a bridge

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Tell my kids how much i love them and how proud theyve made me and comfort them as best i can in our last few moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make an omelette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough time to get to my daughter, so I’d take my dog into the woods and chuck a ball

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I've asked the question but don't have a clue shat I would do??

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I've asked the question but don't have a clue shat I would do??"

Shat seems appropriate.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I've asked the question but don't have a clue shat I would do??

Shat seems appropriate. "

Yes, probably!

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"So the crazy fruit loop in the Kremlin is doing the unthinkable in the 21st century and now one of his minions has mentioned the N word! Apparently we would get about 30 minutes warning before we are all vapourised What would you do in this 30 minute window, run for cover or do something a lot more usefull?"
drink the 3 one litre bottles of glenfiddich whisky i have and 12 cans of wytchwwod red gold

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"So the crazy fruit loop in the Kremlin is doing the unthinkable in the 21st century and now one of his minions has mentioned the N word! Apparently we would get about 30 minutes warning before we are all vapourised What would you do in this 30 minute window, run for cover or do something a lot more usefull? drink the 3 one litre bottles of glenfiddich whisky i have and 12 cans of wytchwwod red gold "

In 30 minutes !! Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'd get the warning.

Rarely watch TV or listen to the radio.

Unless someone posted it here.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I'm not sure I'd get the warning.

Rarely watch TV or listen to the radio.

Unless someone posted it here. "

Probably better not to know it was coming anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go and make my first ever post on Facebook to let everyone know it’s on its way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd run into the streets naked

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Clean my car out

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest."

I'm sure that Laura Kuenssberg would find a way to get her mug on TV and somehow blame the british government for the impending doom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panic, shit myself whilst trying to skull as much whisky as possible (same as last weekend)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd like to think I'd be able to get to all my children and grandchildren, but the roads would probably be rammed.

Depending on the time of day all the people with cars might be at work anyway, so I'd stare out of the window at the sky and hope that whoever survived would try to make a better world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watch an episode of rick and morty

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"I'd like to think I'd be able to get to all my children and grandchildren, but the roads would probably be rammed.

Depending on the time of day all the people with cars might be at work anyway, so I'd stare out of the window at the sky and hope that whoever survived would try to make a better world."

I don't think humans will ever learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d maybe have a wank

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Get as close to the blast as possible, wouldn’t want to be around after that happening

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Hug each other and our children, very tightly.

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By *wosWoman
over a year ago

east london

Go mad max!!

Remember how upset I got back in late 70s .. mum and dad talking with their friends..friends were going to hide somewhere..and dad was going to drive uptown and get us evaporated

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'd run into the streets naked"

I’d cross the bridge to Wales. Just on the off chance I see someone run into the street naked.

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

In the 80's I lived very close to RAF Molesworth where the USA had their cruise missiles based and it was probably number 1 target for the sneaky russian's nukes so it would have been a very short 3rd world war for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I'd of known about it earlier so I didn't have to do a shit load of risk assessments at work this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the 80's I lived very close to RAF Molesworth where the USA had their cruise missiles based and it was probably number 1 target for the sneaky russian's nukes so it would have been a very short 3rd world war for me !"

I live about a mile away from BT headquarters which is on the hit list for being nuked so I would be fucked and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I'd of known about it earlier so I didn't have to do a shit load of risk assessments at work this morning "

Grafting to the end. The ultimate in conscientiousness.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Get as close to the blast as possible, wouldn’t want to be around after that happening "

Same. I wouldn't want to be in the world of dog eat dog to survive stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I'd of known about it earlier so I didn't have to do a shit load of risk assessments at work this morning

Grafting to the end. The ultimate in conscientiousness. "

And I would still get parents drop their Childerbuggers off I bet ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not enough time to get to my daughter, so I’d take my dog into the woods and chuck a ball"

Quite right, dogs are better than most people, and at least you would miss the 'public service/health advice' advertisements exhorting you to 'wear a mask to protect yourself and others' or to hurry to get the latest useless 'booster jab' before the end!

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Retreat to my personal bunker and invite a hot fab couple who reside nearby to join me, asap!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Stick a cucumber up my arse so that in years to come when the alien archaeologists dig me up they can be amazed at the size of the shits we used to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest.

I'm sure that Laura Kuenssberg would find a way to get her mug on TV and somehow blame the british government for the impending doom !"

You sir have a very valid point right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest."

Boris would probably wait a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest.

Boris would probably wait a week "

Sturgeon would take even longer

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By *awksordMan
over a year ago

Wirral.

What could be more useful after that 30 minutes. ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest.

Boris would probably wait a week "

Boris wouldn’t know because any information is unable to penetrate that mop to get into his ears

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Let’s club together to buy and fire a huge guy fawkes night rocket up Putin’s arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go straight to see my son and the ex.

Or right to nearest beach and enjoy the view of the ocean.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Grab all the cats and go to bed.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Climb on a local high roof and drink a beer as I was engulfed in the nuclear warm embrace.

C

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Would our government even give us that 30 minute warning?

Think I’d rather not know to be honest.

Boris would probably wait a week

Sturgeon would take even longer "

Yeah two weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell who I need to that I love them, cuddle my girls and the cat, hope my sister and niece can get to mine as I wouldn’t want to be without them, and eat crusty bread- if I survived, I’d deal with the IBS flare up later x

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a dump and not flush so any survivor who raided my home would regret it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a dump and not flush so any survivor who raided my home would regret it "

The fallout will mutate it into a killer zombie superturd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a dump and not flush so any survivor who raided my home would regret it

The fallout will mutate it into a killer zombie superturd. "

It would kill any intruder that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clear my search history just incase

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Pour myself the last of my Hennessy Paradis (probably at least a quadruple) Go and sit in the Garden drink it and watch the end of the world as we know it. Apparently Bristol is a primary target, so wont have to worry about trying to survive.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Other than a couple in North Korea I doubt many of them work, London might get a couple if they can afford that much diesel for the journey

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd run up Reigate Hill, look across central London, and kiss my arse goodbye.

Or if I'm visiting my dad, leg it up to the Nato base up the road and watch the missile come in.

I just hope it's quick. I think it would be quite surreal waiting for it to happen. Luke

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"Get as close to the blast as possible, wouldn’t want to be around after that happening "

this for me aswell

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester


"Have a dump and not flush so any survivor who raided my home would regret it

The fallout will mutate it into a killer zombie superturd. "

well there has to be a form of life to become scentiant after us so why not

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The US woukd get about 30 minutes warning, we'd be lucky to get 5.

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm not sure I'd get the warning.

Rarely watch TV or listen to the radio.

Unless someone posted it here. "

...just to let you know. Its happening for real. So would you like to meet up before the end of the world ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't do this on fab!! I wish I had not opened this.

But I suppose its too much to ask.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Grab the nearest woman and hope I get lucky if not kiss I would just sit and wait

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Try to see loved ones but probably find everyone trying to do the same and thus sit in dridlocked traffic

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By *ean counter OP   Man
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"The US woukd get about 30 minutes warning, we'd be lucky to get 5."

Well that's buggered up my plans to bake a victoria sponge

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Update my Facebook status.. I'm gonna get nuked...LOL..

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m very lucky - my 3 kids either live with me or very close by. At the end I’d be with the people I love most and my dog. Decades earlier than planned perhaps - but still not a bad way to go.

I’d feel worse for my kids though - they should all be around for at least another half century.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Probably take a shit.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Try my hardest to get to Mrs4 ....then spend the remaining time left ..holding her..

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

We wouldn't get a 30min warning more likely got subs in are waters now

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Seeing how utterly incompetent the Russian military have been in the last couple of weeks I'd be surprised if their nukes even take off, let alone land where they are meant to!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

All the networks would be down so no chance of calling my family so I would tuck myself up in my four poster, look at all the pictures of those I love and try not to sob as I die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a kebab in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just go to bed and wait for the inevitable x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in bed everyone always say they want to die in their bed

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

The front of my home faces directly east; I would make myself a really nice cup of coffee and watch the second sun in the sky; how did we get to this point so rapidly after the covid pandemic.

Putin and his cohort in the Kremlin are complete fruitcakes; the vast majority of people want to live quietly in peace; and not have to put up with this belligerent insanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's less than 30 minutes - more like 15-20.

Chances are it would happen very early in the morning as Russia is east. Either way, there are no air raid warnings, so by the time word had sufficiently spread (if you are up and about), you'd have very little time to do anything.

Lucky for us all that would never happen so it's not worth thinking about.

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By *hancer666Man
over a year ago

Redbourn

When moving into part of a 400 year grade 2 listed money pit just before lockdown one Landlord failed to mention theres a bunker government built in 1970's underneath it if need to get certain individuals out of capital asap before it gets turned into a car park....its legit as well!! Lots of dials and units ive no idea how to use

Ill be hold up there.....

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I would call my family in Israel and tell them how much I love them.

Then I would head outside to watch and hopefully get fried pretty fast as I don’t wanna be a radiation survivor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's less than 30 minutes - more like 15-20.

Chances are it would happen very early in the morning as Russia is east. Either way, there are no air raid warnings, so by the time word had sufficiently spread (if you are up and about), you'd have very little time to do anything.

Lucky for us all that would never happen so it's not worth thinking about."

How do we know it would never happen?

Hope it's at 5am as I'd be asleep and miss it.

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By *ovebjsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Might sound selfish but I’d be hoping that every nuke we have is on its way to the Kremlin and dear old mother Russia to turn it into a cinder.

Trouble is putin will probably be cowering in a secure bunker somewhere else

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Hug scouse, tell her I loved her and maybe have a quickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs


"Stick a cucumber up my arse so that in years to come when the alien archaeologists dig me up they can be amazed at the size of the shits we used to do!"

This is the best one yet I'll join you with this

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Make a cheese sandwich, everything in life looks better when you’re eating cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell my kids how much i love them and how proud theyve made me and comfort them as best i can in our last few moments "

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve got half a tin of beans in the fridge that needs using up.

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