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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I just had a fit of about 8 sneezes in a row.

I love the tingling and teasing sensation of a sneeze, but after so many you begin to feel it on the ribs starting to hurt.

Sometimes the bastard will deny your sneeze after all that teasing.

Is a sneeze just a cruel dom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ? "

That’s dwarves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

"

I've a snow white costume somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

"

Funny fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies. "

Do you know my old teacher? I’ve spent years trying to get over her telling me that! x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

Funny fecker "

Sshhh don’t tell anybody that.

People get touchy about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

I've a snow white costume somewhere "

Very quick to volunteer that information.

But also, why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

Do you know my old teacher? I’ve spent years trying to get over her telling me that! x

Viv x"

Ooops

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I had a 12 spree last week. Not happy at the time

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I hate sneezing. Mine are ridiculously loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

Do you know my old teacher? I’ve spent years trying to get over her telling me that! x

Viv x

Ooops "

That’s me reliving my guilt, all over again…hayfever and fairies are a recipe for disaster…oh well, at least I stopped pointing at rainbows, so can’t be blamed for them disappearing anymore…haha xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies."

That's so not true!

Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.

Just nod your head and all is well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

That's so not true!

Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.

Just nod your head and all is well "

Nope.

That’s just what people tell you so you don’t feel bad for being a fairy serial killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

That's so not true!

Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.

Just nod your head and all is well "

What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.

I’m so confused! xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.

I’m so confused! xx"

I don't know

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Try sneezing and farting at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.

I’m so confused! xx

I don't know "

I’m just never sneezing again! That way I won’t have to deal with the potential guilt. Unless I’m really clever, and rename sneezes, as technically I won’t be sneezing then…I’ll be doing something else…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time "

I heard that can make you implode

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode "

Did it once at work. Nearly died of embarrassment x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode "

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx"

Then you shit yourself and the fairies die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx"

Then you spontaneously combust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good sneeze most I've done in one go is 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

Then you shit yourself and the fairies die."

So I create a mess all around then really? I’m just a smelly fairy killer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, according to QI, the noise we make when sneezing is psychological snd nothing to do with the actual sneezing act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

Then you spontaneously combust"

Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

Then you spontaneously combust

Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx "

Your shoes might get a little bit of dust and ashes on them but that will be it I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

Then you spontaneously combust

Does that result in damage to your shoes? I’d really hate to destroy a gorgeous pair of heels as well as myself and fairies xx

Your shoes might get a little bit of dust and ashes on them but that will be it I think

"

That’s ok then. As long as they survive, I can spontaneously combust, a happy woman. Thanks for reassuring me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

That's so not true!

Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.

Just nod your head and all is well

What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.

I’m so confused! xx"

I got told off recently for saying bless me. Apparently I cannot bless myself, I need to wait for someone to do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

I've a snow white costume somewhere

Very quick to volunteer that information.

But also, why??"

Please dont kink shame.

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By *ronmant16Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Apparently if you sneeze 8 times in succession it equals an orgasm????

I have hayfever and my record was 47 on the trot and afterwards I felt completely and utterly fucked so I guess there's an element of truth in the old adage

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Can't beat a desperately needed wee though

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Every time you sneeze a fairy dies.

That's so not true!

Every time you sneeze and someone says "bless you" and you reply "thank you" a fairy dies.

Just nod your head and all is well

What if you say “bless me” when you sneeze? My sister is always saying it. Is she killing fairies, or saving them, as she doesn’t have to thank anyone if she blesses herself.

I’m so confused! xx

I got told off recently for saying bless me. Apparently I cannot bless myself, I need to wait for someone to do it for me "

Belated bless you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't 7 sneezes on the bounce the same as an orgasm ?

That’s dwarves.

I've a snow white costume somewhere

Very quick to volunteer that information.

But also, why??

Please dont kink shame. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try sneezing and farting at the same time

I heard that can make you implode

Omg!! It gets worse!! What if you suffer from hay fever, allergies and IBS!! xx

Then you shit yourself and the fairies die.

So I create a mess all around then really? I’m just a smelly fairy killer xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No my sneeze is my bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always sneeze between 7 and 9 times in a row at they are really quick fire.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can sneeze and wee at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can sneeze and wee at the same time. "

Snap.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I can sneeze and wee at the same time. "

That is a talent x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Ever sneeze and a fart accidentally pops out at the same time?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Ever sneeze and a fart accidentally pops out at the same time? "

Ahem....posted about that last night. Nearly blew a hole in my chair in the office

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