FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

What ever is in…

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your right hand is going up the user above bottom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Mushroom risotto.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mushroom risotto."

Can’t wait

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The hoover

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

IS

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Mushroom risotto.

Can’t wait "

•

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

My vape. That's exclusively for the Mrs bottom though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my middle sized butt plug

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

XBox controller

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Literally nothing g is in my right hand, which ever lucky buggar you are

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant have my phone i need it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My phone and it ain't going up anywhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of coffee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a big hand, nothing else

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You cant have my phone i need it "

Give it up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamster

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you! "

Can I have my phone back afterwards?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you! "

I’m looking forward to that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im furiously masturbating, so it'll have to be my cock then. You lucky devil!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you!

I’m looking forward to that "

Awkward…..

You like Pringles?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im furiously masturbating, so it'll have to be my cock then. You lucky devil!!"

Unfortunate timing.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you!

I’m looking forward to that

Awkward…..

You like Pringles?"

What flavour

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you!

I’m looking forward to that

Awkward…..

You like Pringles?

What flavour "

Hot and spicy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My deodorant can

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry its gonna hurt

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A halloumi fry with sweet chilli sauce….god help you!

I’m looking forward to that

Awkward…..

You like Pringles?

What flavour

Hot and spicy."

I’m bent over ready and waiting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like an extravaganza to me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Can of lemonade

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

Brace!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12ft roller pole

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry again im thirsty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I am left handed so my right hand is empty. Does this mean I need to put my hand up?.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iPhone 12

That’s gonna sting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm imagining a spate of phone insurance claims...

LvM

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Car keys....bend over and let me see if they open your doors

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm so sorry...

A spirit level

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"I'm so sorry...

A spirit level "

iPhone 8 sorry

Up the bum no harm done

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of phone fisting I’m guessing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of tailors scissors.

I’ll pre-call the

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My pillow. Don't worry it's old and fairly flat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half inch spanner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Computer mouse.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry oops

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"....A spirit level "

•

....often used to flatten a ghost.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....A spirit level

•

....often used to flatten a ghost."

My phone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing your just getting my hand

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Nothing, I scroll with my right hand, so you’re getting away with it this time!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hot water bottle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cigarette… oh my

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cigarette… oh my "

Ring of fire

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cigarette… oh my

Ring of fire "

I’m laughing but I’d feel so bad

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My iPhone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Sky remote (I was in the middle of taking a pic for here )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grande Americano, and it’s not take out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

A lit fag

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hammer.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top