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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got a fart caught in your coat?

I've got a really lovely long, super warm coat. But if I trump whilst wearing it, it seems to get stuck in my coat and I can smell it for ages.

My trumps smell like flowers so it's fine.

But just wondered if this happens to anyone else?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My coat is quite long so yeah probably lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep same with swimming shorts

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Got a fart caught in your coat?

I've got a really lovely long, super warm coat. But if I trump whilst wearing it, it seems to get stuck in my coat and I can smell it for ages.

My trumps smell like flowers so it's fine.

But just wondered if this happens to anyone else? "

In the bath. Repugnant, but strangely satisfying (I'll get my coat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a fart caught in your coat?

I've got a really lovely long, super warm coat. But if I trump whilst wearing it, it seems to get stuck in my coat and I can smell it for ages.

My trumps smell like flowers so it's fine.

But just wondered if this happens to anyone else? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn that's nasty.

I've never had it happen... but my partner does trap farts under the bedsheets and it makes me feel a bit funny.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I don't tend to fart unless I'm at home. So no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't tend to fart unless I'm at home. So no. "

Whaaat? The perfect time to trump is outside.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Got a fart caught in your coat?

I've got a really lovely long, super warm coat. But if I trump whilst wearing it, it seems to get stuck in my coat and I can smell it for ages.

My trumps smell like flowers so it's fine.

But just wondered if this happens to anyone else? "

Never happened, don't you just open the coat and waft it a bit to get rid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a fart caught in your coat?

I've got a really lovely long, super warm coat. But if I trump whilst wearing it, it seems to get stuck in my coat and I can smell it for ages.

My trumps smell like flowers so it's fine.

But just wondered if this happens to anyone else?

Never happened, don't you just open the coat and waft it a bit to get rid

Don't want to lose the warmth

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