FabSwingers.com forum: What women are thinking?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm intrigued now... ladies what do you think of when you're having sex???

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Rex Holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex Holes "

Which one of your holes?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Rex Holes "
this for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this question has multiple multiple answers for each individual person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

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By *anicmatchMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Wouldn't we all like to know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely this question has multiple multiple answers for each individual person. "

Then everyone can give me a list of they wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds.

Tom Hardy.

Chris Hemsworth.

The other Hemsworth.

Jason Momoa.

At a guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

When will it end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I think what chore I got to do next

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck knows!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

What offers Tesco has on.

How long that corner cobweb has been there.

Has he cum yet?

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Any ladies want sleep with and then after tell me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

Don’t worry I’m in and out like a whippet so you’d probably not even make it….when will it end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

Meanwhile your guy is closing his eyes thinking

Nicole sherzinger

Nicole sherzinger in latex

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock begging for my cum…

Oops

(Right about the time you’re thinking what am I going to eat later)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me ! "

Multi-tasking!!

I mean, we are just laying there after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Multi-tasking!!

I mean, we are just laying there after all."

I'm feeling educated today!

I've definitely been doing it all wrong! Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

Meanwhile your guy is closing his eyes thinking

Nicole sherzinger

Nicole sherzinger in latex

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock begging for my cum…

Oops

(Right about the time you’re thinking what am I going to eat later)

My guy sounds like a right dick to be honest.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Multi-tasking!!

I mean, we are just laying there after all.

I'm feeling educated today!

I've definitely been doing it all wrong! Never again!

Every day is a school day I guess lol

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Rex Holes this for me too

Me three. Schwooooooooonnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

Tonight it'll be my shopping list, I always forget to submit my online shop until the last minute & Thursday is delivery day

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Rex Holes this for me too

Me three. Schwooooooooonnnnn

Me four. He makes my fanny flutter and my flaps slap

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

And this. Also not bum farts.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Can he feel my coil pops in there occasionally, I've not asked him yet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Got to say I don't mind them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later. Jonny.

What I'm going to eat later. Jonny.

I hope it never ends.

I hope he wakes me up like this tomorrow.

I'm hungry. For Jonny.

Is he even human.

I'm physically exhausted.

Oh my god Jonny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me ! "

Im gonna have to follow you cos I also done it wrong

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Can he feel my coil pops in there occasionally, I've not asked him yet....."

From experience, I can assure you, you won't need to ask him

He will know and so will you, especially when he catches himself on it. In fact, the whole bloody neighbourhood knew about it. I mean will know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later. Jonny.

What I'm going to eat later. Jonny.

I hope it never ends.

I hope he wakes me up like this tomorrow.

I'm hungry. For Jonny.

Is he even human.

I'm physically exhausted.

Oh my god Jonny.

Ffs Jonny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Can he feel my coil pops in there occasionally, I've not asked him yet.....

From experience, I can assure you, you won't need to ask him

He will know and so will you, especially when he catches himself on it. In fact, the whole bloody neighbourhood knew about it. I mean will know

Ewww that sounds like an injury no one wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Got to say I don't mind them "

Is it the vibration you like as they ripple through? Ha ha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Thinking?!? No that’s a step too far… I’m way too occupied getting mine for that shiz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One person

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thinking?!? No that’s a step too far… I’m way too occupied getting mine for that shiz.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit it ladies, most are thinking of wordle as much as us men don't want to believe it

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Can he feel my coil pops in there occasionally, I've not asked him yet.....

From experience, I can assure you, you won't need to ask him

He will know and so will you, especially when he catches himself on it. In fact, the whole bloody neighbourhood knew about it. I mean will know

Ewww that sounds like an injury no one wants

It was!!

Apparently it's also very painful going to the loo for a few days after too, or so i was told by a 'friend'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

Meanwhile your guy is closing his eyes thinking

Nicole sherzinger

Nicole sherzinger in latex

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock

Nicole sherzinger in latex sucking my cock begging for my cum…

Oops

(Right about the time you’re thinking what am I going to eat later)

My guy sounds like a right dick to be honest."

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

You wouldn't be thinking any of this with me. I promise the only thing on your mind would be 'why the fuck was I ever born?'

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

What's for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

You wouldn't be thinking any of this with me. I promise the only thing on your mind would be 'why the fuck was I ever born?'

I've had that thought previously, it'll be ok.

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By *hine_brightWoman
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

This…absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not 13 inches, the lying bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I'm going to do later.

What I'm going to eat later.

When will it end?

What have I got on tomorrow.

I'm hungry.

Is he still going?

I'm tired.

Snacks.

You wouldn't be thinking any of this with me. I promise the only thing on your mind would be 'why the fuck was I ever born?'

I've had that thought previously, it'll be ok."

You're ace

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I'm intrigued now... ladies what do you think of when you're having sex???

If only there was a way I could make him a sandwich and be his semen receptacle at the same time!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't look like any one else will say it, so here goes......

Praying fanny farts do not happen during hard pounding sex or doggy style!

Oh had this thought many times. And the dread of standing knowing it's all going to escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me ! "

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that. "

Éclairs? That's just dirty talk. Pack it in.

(Don't pack it in the éclair like a patisserie version of American pie though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking?!? No that’s a step too far… I’m way too occupied getting mine for that shiz.

I love a lady who knows what she wants. Focussssssssssed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that.

Éclairs? That's just dirty talk. Pack it in.

(Don't pack it in the éclair like a patisserie version of American pie though)"

I have three in my fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that.

Éclairs? That's just dirty talk. Pack it in.

(Don't pack it in the éclair like a patisserie version of American pie though)

I have three in my fridge "

Are you asking me if I want to fuck your eclairs?

Weird.

Buy me a drink first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that.

Éclairs? That's just dirty talk. Pack it in.

(Don't pack it in the éclair like a patisserie version of American pie though)"

Waste of an eclair.

Also imagine the mess would be unbearable.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

If it's good, I'm not really thinking of anything other than what's happening. If it's not so good, I think about someone I had a mind blowing time with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like I've been doing this all wrong!

From now on, I'll think about shopping, what's for tea, etc.

No more being focused on the sex for me !

Like penis shaped foods.

sausages, sausage rolls (not party ones) eclairs, subway, 6” or footlong, hot dogs.

Things like that.

Éclairs? That's just dirty talk. Pack it in.

(Don't pack it in the éclair like a patisserie version of American pie though)

I have three in my fridge "

They could be the new sky remote

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m supposed to think

bugger that I’m too lost in what’s happening, thinking is an unwanted distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs says she is thinking about the spot I missed while painting the ceiling....

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Women think?

Sus as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs says she is thinking about the spot I missed while painting the ceiling...."

Aim well and it will be two birds one stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder where my husband is and what he’s up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's going to make me a butty after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should wash the bedding after he leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women think????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs says she is thinking about the spot I missed while painting the ceiling....

Aim well and it will be two birds one stone "
I am good, but not THAT good

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

...Can't wait to finish the ritual fucking of the lifeless bed slug...I'm sure she's thinking about food or what she's doing tomorrow... I mean what's the point

at least I'm meeting that lass of fab at the weekend who likes to really put her back into it.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

If it's the sex I desire I have no thoughts at all

If it's shit my thoughts are getting it over with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's the sex I desire I have no thoughts at all

If it's shit my thoughts are getting it over with

Great answer

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