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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be contagious. I wasnt that long ago that some blokes dead brothers wife wanted anel... whats the world coming to?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It must be contagious. I wasnt that long ago that some blokes dead brothers wife wanted anel... whats the world coming to? "

From the dead brother? A whole new meaning to stiffy.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

i take it TOWIE has got your gf's attention maxxed then?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not bad typing for one handed...OP i salute you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did your girlfriend not see her sister standing there (Towie isn't THAT gripping)... and then what did your g/f think when you disappeared for half an hour with her sister?

All sounds like fantasy to me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How did your girlfriend not see her sister standing there (Towie isn't THAT gripping)... and then what did your g/f think when you disappeared for half an hour with her sister?

All sounds like fantasy to me."

Part II

After 10 minutes the g/f came upstairs and watched us through the door...

next line please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did your girlfriend not see her sister standing there (Towie isn't THAT gripping)... and then what did your g/f think when you disappeared for half an hour with her sister?

All sounds like fantasy to me.

Part II

After 10 minutes the g/f came upstairs and watched us through the door...

next line please."

She said 'hold on, I will get my mam, we can have a MFFF'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

"

I'd get rid of the gf! Imagine towie taking precedence over you! The cheek some gals have eh!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"It must be contagious. I wasnt that long ago that some blokes dead brothers wife wanted anel... whats the world coming to? "

PMSL...that's what immediately flashed into my mind - some of the best threads this year, may have to revisit them for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's not the scenario that slays me, it's the detail

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

towie wasnt on last night

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

She must have gone into a coma watching TOWIE...........most people do

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

"

so did you go upstairs and give the sister a length, whilst your gf was watching Towie.

good man, happy days.......

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

so did you go upstairs and give the sister a length, whilst your gf was watching Towie.

good man, happy days....... "

ffs, had a hetro rush there......

shame on you for doing the nipple thing with your gf's sister, shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She must have gone into a coma watching TOWIE...........most people do "

Good detective work Sherlock! I nearly fell for it up until you said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...meanwhile, in another part of town, the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder were hot on the trail of the Joker's latest dastardly scheme.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"towie wasnt on last night "

She may have bought the box set! Maybe he got the life and times of walter mitty one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and he would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for that pesky kid

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

"

Shaaaaat aaaaapppp

No I dont watch it myself, but this is something they say on it I gather

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"It must be contagious. I wasnt that long ago that some blokes dead brothers wife wanted anel... whats the world coming to? "

Don't knock the anel until you've tried it bro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do u want the rest of the story?

Its not a fantasy! If you were in

My place?? Wat will you do... And do remember I was hired as hell because she was watching us. she didn't see her sister because she was behind her.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Do u want the rest of the story?

."

aye crack on...

was she shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait wait, two secs till I get the tea and jaffa cakes.

Okay, go.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"...meanwhile, in another part of town, the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder were hot on the trail of the Joker's latest dastardly scheme......."

At least try and write something believable like the OP's story!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Do u want the rest of the story?

"

Nah!

Just jump straight to the part where you woke up on your own wet patch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

"

Fantasies forum --- that way

Hope you had a good wank though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Its not a fantasy! If you were in

My place?? Wat will you do... And do remember I was hired as hell because she was watching us. she didn't see her sister because she was behind her."

Ye, i'm dying to find out when her mum turns up with her auntie!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Nah!

Just jump straight to the part where you woke up on your own wet patch....."

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...meanwhile, in another part of town, the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder were hot on the trail of the Joker's latest dastardly scheme.......

At least try and write something believable like the OP's story! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned "

And NEVER during towie! Thats just asking for a bruised ego!

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By *aybe_amyWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Hired as hell? Were these ladies paying you?

I notice you can accommodate. I take it your girlfriend WOULD mind you banging her sister, but doesn't mind you having meets at home. Tidy darts.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The kitchen is a dangerous place for sexual activity... what with knives, hot surfaces and the like.

One of the ladies could get a puncture.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Its not a fantasy! If you were in

My place?? Wat will you do... And do remember I was hired as hell because she was watching us. she didn't see her sister because she was behind her."

if theres wasnt a gorilla outfit I dont want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Part II

After 10 minutes the g/f came upstairs and watched us through the door...

next line please.

She said 'hold on, I will get my mam, we can have a MFFF' "

Part 3

So I sad "it's ok she's in the orther bedroom putting you nan to bed so if we go on there we can have a MFFG

and don't worry hun your sister won't hear us and if she did she will think we're giving your nan a bedbath Wich in a way won't be the 1st time she been wet today"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"The kitchen is a dangerous place for sexual activity... what with knives, hot surfaces and the like.

One of the ladies could get a puncture."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What a gentleman!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless "

what was on the sandwich

just asking like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you washed all that pussy juice off your chin before you went back down to your gf?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless "
*changes hands?*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless

what was on the sandwich

just asking like"

Kippers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you washed all that pussy juice off your chin before you went back down to your gf? "

fanny face and meat paste do not mix very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless

what was on the sandwich

just asking like

Kippers!!"

red herrings

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless

what was on the sandwich

just asking like

Kippers!!"

I was hoping for a nice bit of tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless

what was on the sandwich

just asking like

Kippers!!

I was hoping for a nice bit of tongue"

So was the sister! But he fecked off to watch ghostbusters!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

what was on the sandwich

"

Dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... meanwhile sister upstairs is finishing herself off thinking typical male .... Panda!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

and still no gorilla outfit ffs - what kind of story doesnt have one, at least!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

what was on the sandwich

Dripping"

actually I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too funny !!! almost as good as problem pages in the sun lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

And NEVER during towie! Thats just asking for a bruised ego! "

Next time these techniques don't get a lady worked up I think I'll try this 'knicker lickin' technique. I might just work... and it serves her right for sitting like that in front of the TV anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

And NEVER during towie! Thats just asking for a bruised ego!

Next time these techniques don't get a lady worked up I think I'll try this 'knicker lickin' technique. I might just work... and it serves her right for sitting like that in front of the TV anyway... "

Doesn't work! My ex caught me licking her knickers and went fuckin mental!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am waiting for the bit where the gf and her sister rip off the wigs and shout "SURPRISE"... and it turns out to have been uncle Jeff and his mad joke playing mate all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am waiting for the bit where the gf and her sister rip off the wigs and shout "SURPRISE"... and it turns out to have been uncle Jeff and his mad joke playing mate all along."

Or he comes out the shower and finds the last year has been an episode from 'soap'!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

And NEVER during towie! Thats just asking for a bruised ego!

Next time these techniques don't get a lady worked up I think I'll try this 'knicker lickin' technique. I might just work... and it serves her right for sitting like that in front of the TV anyway...

Doesn't work! My ex caught me licking her knickers and went fuckin mental! "

I think they have to be wearing them at the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to say licking a girls nipples to try to get a tumble off her, whilst possibly a valid technique, is usually used some significant time after the 'arm around the shoulders move' and a sexy full on kiss with tongue...

Maybe I'm just old fashioned

And NEVER during towie! Thats just asking for a bruised ego!

Next time these techniques don't get a lady worked up I think I'll try this 'knicker lickin' technique. I might just work... and it serves her right for sitting like that in front of the TV anyway...

Doesn't work! My ex caught me licking her knickers and went fuckin mental!

I think they have to be wearing them at the time... "

Aw fuck, i KNEW i was doin somethin wrong!!

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By *rgasmickMan
over a year ago

solihull

Erm....then u woke up? And finished off your wank?

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"My girl friend or her sister? Both are shaven. My gf slim small perked tits size 8. 5."6. Her sister bigger bust size 10 I think and lovely juicy nipples plus a very nice pussy.

Back to the story...... She went upstairs and I went back in the living room. After afew min i said I was going to the bathroom..( Which is upstairs) I ran upstairs and knocked on her sisters bedroom door. She said come in.... I went in and she was standing. We started kissing at first... I told her I can't be long... She said ok... Carried on kissing. Sat her down on the bed and spread her legs... Started playing with her pussy inside her trackys,While still kissing. Rubbing her clit gently with my fingers... She says...your hands are very soft and nice. I took her bottoms off and started to put my lips on her juicy wet pussy licking slowly up and down side to side a d deep as I can go pushing my tongue deep inside... I got up and said I have to go.... Because of her sister... She 2 more mins... I said wait for me... I will be back to finish you off. I went downstairs to see wat my girlfriend was doing. ( she was in the kitchen making a sandwich) ask if I was hungry.... Answer I'm okay. Back in to the living room.... Watching ghost storys etc... Bored shitless "
ruined it now with the words "her trakkies" all i can think about now is 50 shades of chav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

"

its a sad state to be in when your girlfrind prefers the only way is essex to you

id keep that to myself

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Hurry up with the next bit, I'm harder than Chuck Norris here just thinking about it...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"It must be contagious. I wasnt that long ago that some blokes dead brothers wife wanted anel... whats the world coming to? "

That made me laugh out loud!

Oh I remember him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up with the next bit, I'm harder than Chuck Norris here just thinking about it... "

... what about the sister lying there with her exposed foofoo getting all draughty....... while still waiting for him to come back and finish her off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up with the next bit, I'm harder than Chuck Norris here just thinking about it...

... what about the sister lying there with her exposed foofoo getting all draughty....... while still waiting for him to come back and finish her off. "

Fuck the sister, whens the mum making an appearance? Thats what i'm waiting for!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Nah!

Just jump straight to the part where you woke up on your own wet patch....."

I need to get a grip, this thread is tickling me no end.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The kitchen is a dangerous place for sexual activity... what with knives, hot surfaces and the like.

One of the ladies could get a puncture."

I can't take any more!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I hope the sandwiches aren't crab paste

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Nah!

Just jump straight to the part where you woke up on your own wet patch.....

I need to get a grip, this thread is tickling me no end. "

Me too, but he's no longer tickling any of his girlfriend's family's ends at the minute, they're all watching Derek Acorah now on Most Haunted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this, while he was waiting for the kettle to boil, for his chavtastic pot noodle.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I hope the sandwiches aren't crab paste "

You and your crustacean issues!

Now come on everyone sit down nicely, cross your arms and knees and let the OP finish his nice non-fictional (lol) story.

Now if everyone is sitting quietly, OP you may begin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

part 4: then their mom came home, soon followed by the father, and jeremy kyle even made an appearance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering who's room as says he can accom but it's his gf sisters room oh she must moved in yay ffm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm wondering who's room as says he can accom but it's his gf sisters room oh she must moved in yay ffm "

Unless he lives wiv her parents lol

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By *aybe_amyWoman
over a year ago

Wales

He hasn't been online for over an hour, so we might have quite a wait. Maybe his girlfriend caught him posting this story and he's banned from the computer. Cos he does have a girlfriend. Honest to god. Serious now. And we believe him don't we?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He hasn't been online for over an hour, so we might have quite a wait. Maybe his girlfriend caught him posting this story and he's banned from the computer. Cos he does have a girlfriend. Honest to god. Serious now. And we believe him don't we?!"

its an hour worthy wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the yarn what happened in ghost stories ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck the yarn what happened in ghost stories ???? "

David acorah fucked his gf while he was upstairs washing his chin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dirty fucker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot can be so cruel at times it's obviously true cos he had to stop when TOWIE finished

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

to the OP for a great thread

all good banter

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

is the sister still in the bathroom i need a shower

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"is the sister still in the bathroom i need a shower "

She got sick of waiting and called me. I just left her in a sticky panting mess on the floor. She said it was nice to have a real man who didn't think her nipples were for tunning the radio in.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Haven't been online all day and this thread has just tickled me no end

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

are people doubting this ???.. i can confirm its correct as i was hidden in the wardrobe watching proceedings !!

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

would have been nice to have been in the wardrobe with you freelove watchin all this going on but was late getting out of the shower the sister was washing my back and other things wile waiting

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

cant argue with a girl with a loofa !!

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

i wouldnt do that freelove but if your free come join me in the shower iam sure the sister wont mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is terrible. We don't know if he washed his face, what was in the sandwich, whether the girlfriend smelt a rat or if the sister ever got a happy ending. Plus there's the whole ghost story sub-plot...

I'm donating £1 for cancer research on the basis of this thread.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Still no part 3? The poor sisters sat red hot and dripping on the bed in her room while he eats a crab paste sandwich. Maybe he got distracted by grandad coming in and started licking his nipples and Y-fronts...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Still no part 3? The poor sisters sat red hot and dripping on the bed in her room while he eats a crab paste sandwich. Maybe he got distracted by grandad coming in and started licking his nipples and Y-fronts... "

You have a twisted mind lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sister fell asleep on the bed. Op got food poisoning. His gf was shagging the neighbour when he got off the loo.

*the end*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great thread to read this morning, I bloody love it.

Trackie bottoms is my fave bit, I did laugh at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no part 3? The poor sisters sat red hot and dripping on the bed in her room while he eats a crab paste sandwich. Maybe he got distracted by grandad coming in and started licking his nipples and Y-fronts... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe his not online because the gf found out and killed him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I feel it would have been sexier if it was titled "My sisters girlfriend"

Although hang on - that sofa stuff would have been kinda wrong then! doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely hilarious. One of the best threads I have read on here. Well it's up there with the dirty bums thread

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I get the nipple fiddlin' bit now!

She's an Essex bird so it's a case of 'tits first! I int a slag'

Makes sense now.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I get the nipple fiddlin' bit now!

She's an Essex bird so it's a case of 'tits first! I int a slag'

Makes sense now.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Totally missed this thread yesterday...

Brilliant

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

So, I've thrown a 6, so I think it was, Prof Plum, in the library, with the candlestick.... am I right?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"So, I've thrown a 6, so I think it was, Prof Plum, in the library, with the candlestick.... am I right? "

Think the OP is probably using the candlestick as a dildo on Prof Plum in the library!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Totally missed this thread yesterday...

Brilliant "

I missed all the action, too... and this has really been entertaining to read

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"The kitchen is a dangerous place for sexual activity... what with knives, hot surfaces and the like.

One of the ladies could get a puncture."

LMFAO

I read that mid gulp and it made tea come down my nose !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump....

For those who were out shopping yesterday.... Enjoy...!!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Hilarious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he is panting pics in our heads and he mad a good job well done hope we get more stories from you as we need some sunshine on the winter days , lol keep them cumming , lol x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

He has been gone awhile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He has been gone awhile... "
He is cumming and going some do that here x

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By *ovetobenakedMan
over a year ago

stotfold

wile he has been gone i have been entertaning the sisters friend had alovly shower wth her i made sure the door was locked will keep it to my self wat i did to her in the shower put it this way she was moaning alot there was showers with the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump Challenge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you challenging obi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you challenging obi? "

See my thread! "Forum 'Bump' Challenge!"

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By *lippi WenwetCouple
over a year ago

tynemouth

cant believe we missed this...hilarious

trackies....hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is like a fine wine

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Brilliant

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Fucking epic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How did your girlfriend not see her sister standing there (Towie isn't THAT gripping)... and then what did your g/f think when you disappeared for half an hour with her sister?

All sounds like fantasy to me.

Part II

After 10 minutes the g/f came upstairs and watched us through the door...

next line please.

She said 'hold on, I will get my mam, we can have a MFFF' "
ha ha brilliant!!....made me giggle pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've laughed so much again, brill pads

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My cheeks actually hurt from laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my Gawd! I remember this one! A timeless classic of the 'Walter Mitty' genre....

ted.

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

Thank you so much for bumping this - I now have tears rolling down my face and my sides hurt from laughing so much!!

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!! Missed it first time round but totally agree the bit I was most disturbed about was the bit about the sisters trackies!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pahaha I remember this thread

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

One of the best

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A shame we'll never get the conclusion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed this 1st time round - glad I caught it though - absolutely hilarious! :D

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Found it

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By *anyoufeelmeMan
over a year ago

near you


"Found it "

OP ... wipe your chin ... i think your talking BS ...

yeah yeah .. i did her man while her dad was watching the F1

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

You are a bad bad man!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Haha... I love when old threads resurface!!! Xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"

You are a bad bad man! "

you sweet talker you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm lost lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Do u want the rest of the story?

Nah!

Just jump straight to the part where you woke up on your own wet patch....."

still the best post on the thread makes me laugh everytime

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

How come this has been revived anyway??? What have I missed x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I know it's Easter but a lot of threads seem to be reappearing.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Is View suggesting our recent forum offerings are dull in comparison to older posts?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Is View suggesting our recent forum offerings are dull in comparison to older posts?"

of course not....

benefit cheat threads were the same in 2007, 2008, 2009 and so on

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Is View suggesting our recent forum offerings are dull in comparison to older posts?

of course not....

benefit cheat threads were the same in 2007, 2008, 2009 and so on"
are you bored _iew,you are ,your bored aren't you,go on admit it your bored

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Is View suggesting our recent forum offerings are dull in comparison to older posts?

of course not....

benefit cheat threads were the same in 2007, 2008, 2009 and so on"

As were the BBW, BBC, and verification posts. God we're boring aren't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So was it true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

As it doesn't feature the One man gang bang shed crew I'm unimpressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump, you're welcome.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

[Removed by poster at 15/06/15 21:54:35]

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What are you challenging obi?

See my thread! "Forum 'Bump' Challenge!""

I'm going searching for my old 'bump challenge' thread now to see if there's any other classics.

Totally forgot about this!

Cheers Jim !

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last nite I was playing with my girlfriends nipples while she watched only why is Essex. Slowly licking them, sucking them and pulling them with my teeth,trying to get her excited and on top. As I looked up I saw my girlfriends sister in the doorway watching us, it made very hot and very horney so I slipped down to my knees and put my girls legs round my neck start to lick her on top of her knickers. slow playing she pushed me away and told me to stop. So I did. Sat there for about 2min, then went to the kitchen and saw her sister. I asked wat did u think? She said.. Of wat? You know wat. She said tell me... I said I.. I will show you. She smiled and went red. I went up to her and went straight for her nipples, touching with my fingers at first, wet finger to my lips round her lovely huge nipples. Sucking, licking and pulling on her nipple. She said come upstairs... I said yes pls.

so did you go upstairs and give the sister a length, whilst your gf was watching Towie.

good man, happy days....... "

Happy Days? I thought they were watching TOWIE not the Fonz.....

Perfect use of the thumbs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bad typing for one handed...OP i salute you! "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What are you challenging obi?

See my thread! "Forum 'Bump' Challenge!"

I'm going searching for my old 'bump challenge' thread now to see if there's any other classics.

Totally forgot about this!

Cheers Jim !

A"

Anel

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