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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd imagine it to be more of a slice than a tickle.

And the whiff when you pull them down for the loo would make me gip.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

If this gets more replies than my "thing" thread I won't be happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day old spunk is for amateurs.

I link my spunky knickers like my cheese. Extra mature. 7 days at a bare minimum.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lmao Hippy!

Sometimes I wonder how your mind works especially after yesterdays dildo thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can smell Rex, and I like it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Have you been hacked?!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can smell Rex, and I like it."

My first thought! Rex what have you done with Hippy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was this thread a dare?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can smell Rex, and I like it."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

I’m sorry, but I had to confess our shared secret

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Lmao Hippy!

Sometimes I wonder how your mind works especially after yesterdays dildo thread

There was a dildo thread

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Have you been hacked?!

That's what I thought!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

I’m sorry, but I had to confess our shared secret

Damn it Hippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you said you wouldn't tell anyone

I’m sorry, but I had to confess our shared secret

Damn it Hippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing really hard here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo god what am I posting here open my self up for it but Ok take your shots ha ha

Wouldn’t say liked but I mean have done rookie mistake woke up in someone’s bed from a one night stand to find them crusty didn’t have a spare pair

Dress was to small to go without Things would have poped out it so just emmm had to put up with it till I got home

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Day old spunk is for amateurs.

I link my spunky knickers like my cheese. Extra mature. 7 days at a bare minimum.

Smell my cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Have you been hacked?!

She’s been Rexed

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Erm...

Surely that would hurt and be very scratchy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm...

Surely that would hurt and be very scratchy.

But the turn on would be worth it baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm mmm mmm yummy.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you not just let it build up on the sheets so you get a full body exfoliation? It's like making your own pumice stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you not just let it build up on the sheets so you get a full body exfoliation? It's like making your own pumice stone

Ooh I like your thinking, I might need a few more men though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit like lubing up the flashlight with clunge juice

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Omg, have you lost a bet ?

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

"Erm...

Surely that would hurt and be very scratchy.

But the turn on would be worth it baby

Haha

Bit of masochist fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch. "

Gorilla glue eat yer heart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch. "

Cheaper than a wax

Stick em on damp, rip em off dry.

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm...

Surely that would hurt and be very scratchy.

But the turn on would be worth it baby

Haha

Bit of masochist fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch.

Gorilla glue eat yer heart out"

My eyes just watered at the thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do this often to be honest. If I'm making stew I take them off, give them a sniff and if they're smelling extra fragrant I put them into the pot and leave them simmer for 10 minutes. And then my partner and I have a bowl of stew and it is like an erection pill, gives us instant boners and wet vaginas. I'd highly recommend. "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Does he know?

Might just be a placebo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he know?

Might just be a placebo? "

Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite.

They are super crunchy, I think I broke a tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just looked at your crusty knickers in all your pictures Hippy and I just know they be smelling so fucking lovely and juicy with a crunchy nacho bite.

They are super crunchy, I think I broke a tooth

I want to try them in my chicken stew. It softens the crunch but adds to the flavour. I'm horny now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he know?

Might just be a placebo?

Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask. "

Ooooh and sucks the stew through them?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.

They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he know?

Might just be a placebo?

Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask.

Ooooh and sucks the stew through them?

You've obviously done this before. I forget how filthy you all are on Fab sometimes.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Next time somebody looks at me in disgust over something I say, I'm. Pointing them in this direction!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next time somebody looks at me in disgust over something I say, I'm. Pointing them in this direction!"

To get crusty pants?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he know?

Might just be a placebo?

Yes he knows because he takes them out whilst they are still warm and wears them on his face like a face mask.

Ooooh and sucks the stew through them?

You've obviously done this before. I forget how filthy you all are on Fab sometimes. "

I'm imagining the noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old spunkynicks now theres a username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty crotch club

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.

They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled."

Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.

They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.

Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting "

Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.

They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.

Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting

Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely

Damn, I thought you hadn't noticed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF

I know, I’m so ashamed

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"WTF

I know, I’m so ashamed

Hey, I’m not knocking it. It sounds very erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm…are we talking thongs or bum coverage knickers? Obviously this would have an impact upon the amount of crust in said knickers…

Viv xx

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"My spunk pants next to the bed are now about 3 months old.

They double as a weapon if we ever get burgled.

Surely they'd be the main prize a burglar would be wanting

Is that why you keep rattling at my door - you just have to ask nicely

Damn, I thought you hadn't noticed

Did you not see me peeking through the key hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But what if it sticks to hairs and there's rippage. Ooooooch.

Gorilla glue eat yer heart out"

Damn! I’ve wasted a bomb on gorilla glue, if I’d have known how good spunk was, could have saved some money x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you? "

I think we all know who’s idea this thread was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different gravy this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just realised that in the thread I commented on before this, I divulged the fact my ringtone (at one point) was jizz in my pants…i was obviously destined to see this thread

Viv xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?

I think we all know who’s idea this thread was

But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?

I think we all know who’s idea this thread was

But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!

I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?

I think we all know who’s idea this thread was

But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!

I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend

Oh yeah. That.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"WTF

It's come to a pass when Rex is doing that face, Hippy. What's come over you?

I think we all know who’s idea this thread was

But ..but he's asked for the pants to be put in Nora's bucket! The fiend!!

I think we also know that he’s an absolute fiend

Oh yeah. That.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants."

Inside or outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants."

Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social?

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.

Inside or outside? "

Inside, so his balls feel the benefit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.

Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social?

The question is, will he have his work pants him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that

I like to keep you all on your toes

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that

I like to keep you all on your toes

On my toes, I nearly blew carrots down my nostrils, managed to swallow it back though, blurck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing to do is to wait until he falls asleep then wipe the spunk onto the crotch of all of his work pants.

Is he likely to fall asleep at the Manchester social?

The question is, will he have his work pants him?"

This is too English, I'm confused - underpants or trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

Well you slip into forums and start to get a measure of the regular crowd, then wham an uppercut from hippychick. And a gippy one at that

I like to keep you all on your toes

And you've been under an undue influence...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.

This sounds like a winning combination!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.

This sounds like a winning combination!

I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I

REEEXXXXX, we need you …..

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.

This sounds like a winning combination!

I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I

REEEXXXXX, we need you ….."

Put me down for two please Hippy, try everything twice as they say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like spunk. I like knickers. I like my Fanny being tickled.

This sounds like a winning combination!

I’ll put you down for one spunk job then shall I

REEEXXXXX, we need you …..

Put me down for two please Hippy, try everything twice as they say

Just to make sure

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

As long as it's not an extravaganza...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like wearing knickers with day old dried spunk in them cause you like the crust tickling your fanny as you go about your business

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

As long as it's not an extravaganza..."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help

That's one way to defuzz...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help

The only way you can separate them is with more spunk

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Let me think about it... No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we need to start the day off with this again. As you were

I think my crusty knickers have formed an inseparable bond with my pubes, send help

Rex is on his way

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

the mind boggles.....

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Bump for any ladies that missed this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*faps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump for any ladies that missed this"

Thanks Russ

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Bump for any ladies that missed this

Thanks Russ

No problem HC. It an interesting subject

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

This made me laugh, thank you hippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

As Rex said, you will have to soak them off. I recommend a bukkake!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

As Rex said, you will have to soak them off. I recommend a bukkake!

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then

Ewwww

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"This made me laugh, thank you hippy

Well you can stop laughing, the struggle is real. I still haven’t plucked up the courage to rip those knickers away

Get someone to lick them to make them moist, they will come away easier then

Ewwww

Hey, I'm not the one wearing crusty knickers

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Thrush aleart! Day old bactria, no thanks. I'll put another script into the Doc's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuck that’s definitely a male thing

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Let’s not forget the time when Hippy said this. Good Morning everyone

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go do some work

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some of you Ladies, are worse than the guys on here ....Note to self never have a meal at a Fabbers house. Especially if its a casserole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are the devil in disguise

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Erm that’s a no from me…

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You are the devil in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the devil in disguise

Not much of a disguise to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are the devil in disguise

I’m still wearing them though, especially after you used that penis pump, it really increased the amount of cum

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