FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learnt today...

By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.

There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that no women in the north west want bareback anal sex with a stranger on the internet.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.

There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"

Very cheap boots gel also does the job. Let it dry then scrunch out the crunch

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

My management couldn't project manage their way out of a paper bag. Tbf I've known this for some time but it was confirmed today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt today that people will make presumptions about you no matter how much you tell something.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You sometimes have to explain your self-deprecating jokes.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.

There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!

Very cheap boots gel also does the job. Let it dry then scrunch out the crunch "

I agree, I've tried lots of gels as well

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I’ve learnt that any catchy and nice name of a small business is already taken

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt that no women in the north west want bareback anal sex with a stranger on the internet.

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckallio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sometimes have to explain your self-deprecating jokes. "

not to someone that makes them as much as you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people make assumptions about you that don't even know you

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Einstein played violin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

How long have you been here?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

It's not a padlock. It's a bin

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

Christ's sake dude! Have you never ever done it by accident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That people make assumptions about you that don't even know you "

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 5 year of being together I found out under the right circumstances PNG enjoys sexting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

It's not a padlock. It's a bin

so it is another thing I’ve learnt!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can delete messages by clicking the padlock to the right. I can’t believe I only just found that out

Christ's sake dude! Have you never ever done it by accident?"

That’s how I found out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie."

Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.

Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?"

My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoulder is a bit more fucked than first thought

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

That more men posted threads for International Woman’s Day than women

Absolutely thinking of the women and nothing to do with thinking of how much attention they’ll get

*makes note of the date for next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the windows closed especially when it rains , l knew this all the time but the rain can sneak up on you .. sneaky devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.

Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?

My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie. "

Clearly he is the cream of the crop then

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

Have you done any teleshopping yet?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.

Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?

My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie. "

It's for safety, so they don't get str@ngled with it. I had to wear one when I was a student and worked in a supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

Have you done any teleshopping yet? "

Oh nooo i stumpled across a television channel trying to sell me a yard brush with 'intelligent bristles' just what i need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.

There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"

I need to find a cock to apply the lube to so I can try this.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Sesame Street was originally designed as a psychological experiment

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

Have you done any teleshopping yet?

Oh nooo i stumpled across a television channel trying to sell me a yard brush with 'intelligent bristles' just what i need

You won't need to stop working to Google something, with an intelligent bristle'd broom at your service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sometimes have to explain your self-deprecating jokes. "

i know how that goes

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

I haven’t had any sex for over a month…

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

England can't play cricket

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Today reinforced what I've always suspected: one cannot reason with stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How thick some people are and they don't even realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just found out at water based lube is is really good for taking frizz out of curly hair.

There are lots of fun ways I could have found this out, sadly it was actually from an internet forum. I'm now got some in my hair and I have to say it works!"

I also had this conversation/debate with someone not long ago and they will not believe normal plain lube can be used in so many ways! Ha ha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise "

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned how to take better pictures

PNG x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

My hip likes sexy time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my car won’t fit in a parking that’s not big enough for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

I'm just never coming to your house for dinner, nothing will have any contents inside anything ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

Safe to Google

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

Hahahahahahaha. Not the pipeline one

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

That not being able to taste anything sucks

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are "

That’s probably me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That not being able to taste anything sucks

I still have that issue nearly 2 years post covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

Safe to Google

Thank you

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

"That not being able to taste anything sucks

I still have that issue nearly 2 years post covid "

Oh no

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

My knees are no longer 18 years old

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue "

Ewww that sounds horrid ha ha

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"That not being able to taste anything sucks

•

She's got COVID!!!!! Don't cum near her!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am the definition of a slut......oh well don't bother me!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

Well you know more than me I thought it was cooked apple & meringue

Ewww that sounds horrid ha ha "

Ha ha it’s actually quite nice. Baked whole apple, filled with raisins and cinnamon (chunky slices work to) then cover in meringue and bake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Why people wear purple on IWD.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a wee and there are no toilets to be found

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

Today I learned that Saff's reputation precedes her

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

Today I learned that Saff's reputation precedes her

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There's no need to be condescending KC². (My erotic) shame on you!

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol"

Thank you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

Today I learned that Saff's reputation precedes her

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There's no need to be condescending KC². (My erotic) shame on you!

I didn't even notice her smelling mistake

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people. "

True although people think different things are funny. I think you are absolutely the funniest person on here and I’d actually marry you tomorrow and laugh for the rest of my life . But I sense that some people don’t find you funny

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That more men posted threads for International Woman’s Day than women

Absolutely thinking of the women and nothing to do with thinking of how much attention they’ll get

*makes note of the date for next year

Personally I feel that it's just not worth the agro. It's been spoken about in every all women group I'm in but anywhere that's mixed, it always has to turn into some sort of debate and it's just mentally taxing sometimes.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've learnt to stay out the forum today ....

Oh.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I've learnt to stay out the forum today ....

Oh."

You have posted on ten other threads today. Has someone not been nice to you ?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.

I sense that too

If only I cared.

It does obviously effect people though.

Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…

Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've learnt to stay out the forum today ....

Oh.

You have posted on ten other threads today. Has someone not been nice to you ?"

Did you not get the sarcasm haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip likes sexy time.

Just one hip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Naww..you ROCK !!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's hip to b².

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

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It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…

What you cooking for my dinner then

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol

Thank you!"

Pleasure and I lile your version more lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.

I sense that too

If only I cared.

It does obviously effect people though.

Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy."

Utterly selfless, you should do it.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"Why people wear purple on IWD."

Off to Google so I can learn something else

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

•

It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…

Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches?

Deodorants… that’s right yeah?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's hip to b²."

How do you do that?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"My hip likes sexy time.

Just one hip? "

Yes just the awkward bugger that’s not where it’s supposed to be…

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over a year ago

"Some folk think they are much funnier than they really are

That’s probably me

Nah

Good. I’m fucking hilarious

Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people.

I sense that too

If only I cared.

It does obviously effect people though.

Maybe I could run classes, help improve their sense of humour and lessen the envy.

Utterly selfless, you should do it."

I'd like to be less envious of him. It's ruining my life.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My hip likes sexy time.

And who is the lucky inflatable doll?

… my reputation proceeds me…

•

It's "precedes" Miss Såffy. I thought I'd get in there before DC/Cougs makes an attempt with grammar correction!

I actually typed the same but thought nah she’ll slap me

you know I’m shameless… you lot couldn’t offend me if you tried! I’ve learnt I must not write shiz whilst working angrily or my words and shiz come out all wrong and I am hung…

Ooooooo I'm learning that Saff is hung too. It's definitely a school day. Are you measuring in Fab inches or actual inches?

Deodorants… that’s right yeah?!?! "

Lynx only, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hip likes sexy time.

Just one hip?

Yes just the awkward bugger that’s not where it’s supposed to be…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've learnt that I am stupidly and painfully tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned today that if you put your thumb over your japs eye when you cum it’s rather like being on the podium at the Grand Pricks

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

That there are some incredibly wonderful people on here that support each other and I’m lucky I found them.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I learned today that if you put your thumb over your japs eye when you cum it’s rather like being on the podium at the Grand Pricks "

Hahahahahahha

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I learned today that if you put your thumb over your japs eye when you cum it’s rather like being on the podium at the Grand Pricks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that people are still annoying as fuck.

I've also learnt that thinking of a certain someone's penis helps make me less angry.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Imagine how dull this place would be without funny people. "

Or men

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I have actually learned that one cannot operate a certain DVD player without its remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned never to take the 3 year old along to my dentist appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How thick some people are and they don't even realise

Is this aimed at me and the baked Alaska??

What’s that

. Dare I Google it

It's a pudding where apparently the inside is empty ha ha ha

I knew there was ice cream! I just didn’t know there was cake

There is cake in it???? I thought it was just ice cream and mirang lol

Thank you!"

What the hell is Mirang? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned today that if you put your thumb over your japs eye when you cum it’s rather like being on the podium at the Grand Pricks "

Wait for that debate to start again now you said that word again ha ha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

There is cake sponge, ice cream and a ton of meringue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That even though scary being proactive in dealing with an issue can help not let it turn into something much worse

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I also learnt a few weeks ago that police wear clip-on ties to avoid the risk of being hurt with their own tie.

Is it though? Or have they just scraped the barrel so much that their recruits just cant be taught how to tie a tie?

My son has just joined he's quite capable of using a normal tie.

It's for safety, so they don't get str@ngled with it. I had to wear one when I was a student and worked in a supermarket. "

My eldest started Comp in September and they wear clip on ties too now. For the same reasons. That was reassuring (not!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People take their sweet time ringing you back with important information. C'mon people, I am poised ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im still not the man i used to be

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I discovered I hate driving narrow lanes in the Valleys, sheer drops off a mountain one side and a drainage gully the other side. I spent 20 minutes praying that no other vehicle would appear. And my Sat Nav can fuck right off for putting me on that route!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that apparently I have

Seductive eyes

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

I've learnt that even if you dont look your age being 52 here on fab is too old

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’ve learned that no matter how much you say, ‘there’s no phone signal in my village, if you need to message me, use an internet based messaging option’, it still doesn’t seem to sink in with some people and I don’t find that out until I’ve driven 20 minutes to see a client and then pick up a voicemail saying the snow is too bad where they are and they can’t make it today. Grrrrrrrrrr!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I have actually learned that one cannot operate a certain DVD player without its remote

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Is it BUSH?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are some exceptions to the cash accounting scheme when claiming VAT, some transactions have to be treated as if you were on the standard VAT scheme.

Incredibly boring, I know!!

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job

We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

Plenty of time to be taking a photo in swim shorts then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That just because a couples profile message you it's not necessarily a couple....

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job

We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic

YouTube wasn't involved. I've always been warned off doors despite being reasonably handy, thought I'd give it a go anyway.

Only another 7 and a half to go

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've learnt I can hang a door. Despite hearing how hard it can be I did a good job

We had to learn to hang a door after a house party, when we were 17 and 18. That was before YouTube videos on the topic

YouTube wasn't involved. I've always been warned off doors despite being reasonably handy, thought I'd give it a go anyway.

Only another 7 and a half to go

Hanging a door to match a 1970s brown one, whilst hung over and the only vehicle at your disposal is a tiny old Vauxhall Corsa, is a formative experience indeed

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

That offering two people a job is satisfying

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"That offering two people a job is satisfying

Did they fight over it, gladiator style?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"That offering two people a job is satisfying

Did they fight over it, gladiator style?"

Two separate jobs. I'll keep that in mind next time

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I discovered not every day that starts out sunny ends that way. Winter is back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week I learned that frogs have to close their eyes to swallow as their eyes push their food down their throat. I can't stop thinking about it. I think it's the most interesting fact I ever learned.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

That outdoor plastic rattan furniture is a similar price to upholstered indoor furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that the human mouth can put a light bulb in but I won’t let it back out due to the shape, I’m terrified but really want to put a light bulb in my mouth at the same time ??????

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"I learned that the human mouth can put a light bulb in but I won’t let it back out due to the shape, I’m terrified but really want to put a light bulb in my mouth at the same time ??????"

Don't do it!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"That outdoor plastic rattan furniture is a similar price to upholstered indoor furniture"

Offers on at Argos

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"That outdoor plastic rattan furniture is a similar price to upholstered indoor furniture"

I bought a L sofa last year and just purchased and identical one this year and it was an extra 50%. Same shop, same everything.

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By *litterbabe OP Woman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price. "

I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!

Offers on at Argos...off now to look....

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I have learnt it is possible to eat too many tins of sardines.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price.

I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!

Offers on at Argos...off now to look...."

They started a partnership a couple of weeks ago. You may have noticed your local Costa is a bit tidier now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out what the central belt is in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned not to rely on anyone but myself

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By *2coupleCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Putin a wanker

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"The daytime television is shocking thats what ive learnt.

day 2 of isolating and just wonder what unemployed stay at home types do with their day?

Today Im 6 wanks in, daytime television'd out, feel like a barage baloon ive eaten that many biscuits, bought stink bombs off ebay... yes im actually bored

If you havent got Netflix or Prime then YouTube, crappy 70's kung fu films to make you laugh or more ways to do things that you never knew you wanted to do than you can shake a stick at

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I found out when Costa order too many M&S sandwiches on Wednesdays they sell them at half price.

I didn't even know that Costa sold m&s sandwiches!

Offers on at Argos...off now to look....

They started a partnership a couple of weeks ago. You may have noticed your local Costa is a bit tidier now. "

Costa lost my customer when they changed their soya milk to a really disgusting Coca Cola brand. Utterly vile

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*my CUSTOM

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"*my CUSTOM

Can you imagine how bad it would taste if it had been a Pepsi brand.

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