FabSwingers.com forum: what does it say

By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

For the readers/critics/lovers and haters ..

What does my profile say about me?

Feel free to comment, just making a new thread... and getting an idea about what it says about me..

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I read it, you seem a very decent lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit long, hang on I'll put the kettle on and then have a good read

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"A bit long, hang on I'll put the kettle on and then have a good read

cool - I want to know what impression it gives off - do you best Derren Brown possible!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

To me - it seems ... not sure exactly what ... a bit aggressive.

I'd remove the first paragraph - as everyone rewrites their profile...

You say "I consider myself to be a very good fuck. Again these are not my words but from those women/couples I have met over the years of meeting". "Not your words"? - Yes, they are. If they were someonelse's words, say "others I have met over the years say I'm a good fuck".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how much would you charge to write mine as it now looks like a 3yr olds homework compared to yours lol

You sound a decent bloke who knows his own mind but respectful to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says to me 'I love my great big cock and I want to put it around as much as possible'

Maybe reduce the repeat veris, a lot of what you say can be reduced to two sentances.

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

not looking for tips - im looking to find my inner mind that I dont yet know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh to any of us know that? Keep it open and I'm sure you'll find out.

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

To me your profile says you don't take yourself too seriously but know exactly what you want and that your not selfish although maybe alittle cocky. It made me smile anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It says to me 'I love my great big cock and I want to put it around as much as possible'

Maybe reduce the repeat veris, a lot of what you say can be reduced to two sentances.

Agreed!

Almost looks like someone's marking territory via your veri's.

Lose the detail re your measurements - never looks good! And be aware that people will do their homework and research - your talk of getting to know people doesn't quite tally with your thread re socials yesterday.

You're obviously having fun so feel free to ignore anything you read on this thread and make your own mind up - but you did ask!

Oh - and you've spelt "Montgomery" with an 'n' instead of an 'm' in the text!

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"To me your profile says you don't take yourself too seriously but know exactly what you want and that your not selfish although maybe alittle cocky. It made me smile anyway

cool beans .. thanks - it gets mixed re_iews so thought id put it to public vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the readers/critics/lovers and haters ..

What does my profile say about me?

Feel free to comment, just making a new thread... and getting an idea about what it says about me..

You are particular / choosy about who you meet

You seem dependable

You are confident in yourself

You know what you like but are open to new things

You have a big(ish) cock

You have an 'interesting' spare room

Gimme 5 mins and I'll think of summat negative to say to counter the above

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"For the readers/critics/lovers and haters ..

What does my profile say about me?

Feel free to comment, just making a new thread... and getting an idea about what it says about me..

You are particular / choosy about who you meet

You seem dependable

You are confident in yourself

You know what you like but are open to new things

You have a big(ish) cock

You have an 'interesting' spare room

Gimme 5 mins and I'll think of summat negative to say to counter the above

I forgot to mention the spare room, do you hire it out? Lol

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"your talk of getting to know people doesn't quite tally with your thread re socials yesterday.

Oh - and you've spelt "Montgomery" with an 'n' instead of an 'm' in the text! "

i prefer physicality to 3hr pub meets is all i was saying

Despite years of education my spelling is crap though Montgomery?.. with an N? will check it

thanks

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

You are particular / choosy about who you meet

You seem dependable

You are confident in yourself

You know what you like but are open to new things

You have a big(ish) cock

You have an 'interesting' spare room

Gimme 5 mins and I'll think of summat negative to say to counter the above

are you a personal wellness coach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your talk of getting to know people doesn't quite tally with your thread re socials yesterday.

Oh - and you've spelt "Montgomery" with an 'n' instead of an 'm' in the text!

i prefer physicality to 3hr pub meets is all i was saying

Despite years of education my spelling is crap though Montgomery?.. with an N? will check it

thanks"

No worries - i'm no 'spelling nazi' - just noticed it in passing!

Says "Montgonery" !

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

fek

cheers .. still actually cant see it! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From your name to your description you sound like a let down waiting to happen.

A little ego does no harm, a lot makes you look like a pompous arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are particular / choosy about who you meet

You seem dependable

You are confident in yourself

You know what you like but are open to new things

You have a big(ish) cock

You have an 'interesting' spare room

Gimme 5 mins and I'll think of summat negative to say to counter the above

are you a personal wellness coach?

nah you just caught me feeling positive

if you'd asked on a bad day, i'd have ripped ya to shreds lol

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

Says "Montgonery" !

so glad i made this thread

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"From your name to your description you sound like a let down waiting to happen.

A little ego does no harm, a lot makes you look like a pompous arse."

should I Saint it up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says "Montgonery" !

so glad i made this thread"

Well you know the old saying 'If you can't take the heat.......'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seem like a nice fella, very enthusiastic and bubbly ... I don’t follow The Higgs Boson reference though? Are you saying you are the God Particle?? Confidence = good, dogmatic = bad

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

Says "Montgonery" !

so glad i made this thread

Well you know the old saying 'If you can't take the heat.......'

mm my cookings stops at 5 courses

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"Seem like a nice fella, very enthusiastic and bubbly ... I don’t follow The Higgs Boson reference though? Are you saying you are the God Particle?? Confidence = good, dogmatic = bad

dont really know - I think so though yes mate. Thoguh it sounded pretty cool - that rare found item

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

you wanted opinion but im not sure you will like mine. You claim and come across as someone extremely confident, however asking peeps what they think of your profile suggests you are not.And also suggests that you have a need for approval. I also found it very boring, no humour or humility and a bit narsisstic. Anyway good luck with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're lovely really, just over enthusiastic. Now go to the market and man up on some lovely black pudding.

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

I dont say im confident in the least - i say im a great fuck - which - I am really. It was really meant just as a new thread and i couldnt think of anything else.. but thanks

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"You're lovely really, just over enthusiastic. Now go to the market and man up on some lovely black pudding.

LOL, nice

I cant put weight on for nothing . and I have tried everything

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I dont say im confident in the least - i say im a great fuck - which - I am really. It was really meant just as a new thread and i couldnt think of anything else.. but thanks

See, the majority of the time it's the people who claim "i'm a great fuck" "i'll make you cum over and over" "i'm great with my tongue" etc etc..... Who really need reported under the trades descriptions act!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, I read your bit and you came across as a bit of a dick, too full-on and cocky.

However your verifs are very complimentary, so I guess you are ok in person, it just doesnt come across very well with what you have written, many would get a couple of lines into your bit and block you I'm guessing.

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"I dont say im confident in the least - i say im a great fuck - which - I am really. It was really meant just as a new thread and i couldnt think of anything else.. but thanks

lock me up

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"Well, I read your bit and you came across as a bit of a dick, too full-on and cocky.

im blocked by about 10 - not that im looking to add to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont say im confident in the least - i say im a great fuck - which - I am really. It was really meant just as a new thread and i couldnt think of anything else.. but thanks

lock me up

better get yourself in that spare room then !

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

it'd mean a trip to london and the available dungeons

Got a great one of a fucking machine though it was removed as nobody was in it/on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it. A bit cocky but also humble bits too.

If you can't accomodate why show pics of your dungeon room? You tease!

I personally don't like to see single bloke profiles with lots of pics of just women. Seems odd, some woman with her legs spread and the bloke's arm barely in shot. Just me though.

Nowt wrong with asking for other people's opinions. X

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

"I like it. A bit cocky but also humble bits too.

If you can't accomodate why show pics of your dungeon room? You tease!

I personally don't like to see single bloke profiles with lots of pics of just women. Seems odd, some woman with her legs spread and the bloke's arm barely in shot. Just me though.

Nowt wrong with asking for other people's opinions. X"

it was a dungeon we hired - sort of like those beach photos where people dont have sunny climates or sand in their back yard

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beach shots aren't in someone's backyard? You could've broken it to me gentler than that!

Dungeons are cool.

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By *oodmess OP Man
over a year ago

yumsville

i did try to mail but it wouldnt send and i forgot what i compsed to resend another - but i will try again ..

c'est la vie

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