FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie Apocalypse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Zombie hordes are about to attack…item to your left is what you’ve got to fight your way out. Whatchya got?

I’ll start….a burst open bottle of my titty milk….urgh the joys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An AR15.

I’ll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To my left. Nothing. I’m laying in bed against the wall.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Half a cup of

peppermint tea. I'm doomed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An AR15.

I’ll be fine."

Seems you will be aslong as it’s loaded

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Half a cup of warm black coffee and a sky remote...I guess I'm gonna end up a zombie!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

My coffee mug.. Great.. so now zombies can have a choice to wash down chowed brains with a fresh brew of coffee

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Bleach and potassium permanganate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A half empty can of air duster

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

My cuppa tea

I'd rather box my way out of it than waste a single drop

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

On my left, the wife, in bed, heaven help the poor zombies, she scares the fu*k out me.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

My left arm which is hench as fuck from years of being alone

I’ll be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My laptop. Would be quite satisfying to hit a few over the head with it.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

The cat

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By *ig.daddyDMan
over a year ago

the borders

A lamp and a Packet of antacids so am dead

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I got and electric fly swatter might help a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my plan and know who will be saved and where il survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in luck a box of Lego let's see them walk over that!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My cup of Tea ..

Not sure you can scold Zombies can you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right place at the right time, I’ve a gas powered nail gun in my left hand just now

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

A Harry Potter wand .. I’m gonna be a Walker soon I can tell

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

a malden timber coffee cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of coffee and a hot cross bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maxi glider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An A5 spiral bound notebook.

They've got no chance.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat and a large knife

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

My cat, she’s a lazy tart and would just roll over expecting them to tickle her tummy

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Crisps

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Cinema seat, think im fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iPad…. Wonder which will break first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushion.

Can zombies be smothered?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A himalayan salt lamp and a cup of liquorice and peppermint tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PTFE TAPE - i'd like to see them wrap around a 15mm straight coupler while I make my escape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My cuppa tea

I'd rather box my way out of it than waste a single drop

I’m with you there

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Desk lamp.

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

An empty twirl wrapper.

I'm doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zombie hordes are about to attack…item to your left is what you’ve got to fight your way out. Whatchya got?

I’ll start….a burst open bottle of my titty milk….urgh the joys!

A hat ..jeez..looks like lm f***ked..ah well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some hair straighteners. I’ll burn the bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cuppa tea

I'd rather box my way out of it than waste a single drop

I’m with you there "
never waste a brew I would rip off my own arm and use that first

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Bed side lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large stuffed toy of the Tasmanian devil or 3 Samurai swords on a wall holder. Decision decisions lol

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