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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest.  "Milk of Amnesia | |||
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"Pint of milk please x Blue top…." 
Wait.. Its not the cow bar.. Pull the udder one | |||
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"Coconut water and a pack of Doritos here." 
I cant see you tap dancing on the tables with me  | |||
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest. "Welcome to my world.. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. Floor!! Yaaassss | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? " Just give me the bottle | |||
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest.
Milk of Amnesia " | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle" With a straw monsieur | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur "Yes miss, let's keep it classy | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy "Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on? | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself. "One for each hand | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on? "No, I want you to take it off. | |||
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"Just finished work, can I have a nice amaretto sour please "Ooo nice choice.. Ice?? | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off." i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked | |||
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"A large Pinot Grigio please Midnight! Only the one though I’m still recovering from the weekend " ooooo that'll top you up nicely my love xx | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked "It's only the regulars in, no one will blab | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked
It's only the regulars in, no one will blab " .. Ok I'll let it all hang free | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand "Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle.  | |||
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest.
Milk of Amnesia "You’ve sold it well | |||
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest.
Welcome to my world.. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. Floor!!
Yaaassss "Nice to be here. | |||
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"Primitivo for me please Fuck yes.. Large?? Just give me the bottle With a straw monsieur
Yes miss, let's keep it classy
Exactly.. Want me to put my french maids outfit on?
No, I want you to take it off.
i think i might get my hygiene standard revoked
It's only the regulars in, no one will blab
.. Ok I'll let it all hang free "Great wine and beautiful naked women serving me, I feel like a Roman Emperor  | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle. "
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"Since it's you midnight, can I have a slippery nipple please?" Ooooo good choice.. Would you like me to wear it | |||
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"I’ll have whatever makes me forget quickest.
Welcome to my world.. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. Floor!!
Yaaassss
Nice to be here. "The view is good from the floor | |||
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"Cheapest bottle of whiskey please my day was pants could do with getting battered its been a long time" I’ll buy his. | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x" Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle.
Ahh that's the spirit "Those Coronas didn't quite hit the spot. I think I will have a cock...tail. Would you like one? | |||
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"Cheapest bottle of whiskey please my day was pants could do with getting battered its been a long time" Oh that's two of us.. Hic! | |||
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"Cheapest bottle of whiskey please my day was pants could do with getting battered its been a long time I’ll buy his. " Awwe that is so kind | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them "Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle.
Ahh that's the spirit
Those Coronas didn't quite hit the spot. I think I will have a cock...tail. Would you like one? "
Why not.. I've just got to bend over first to pick up the spare change i dropped on the floor | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x"
Its getting a bit nippy | |||
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"May I have a cheeky Corona with a wedge of lime please serving wench. And please take one for yourself.
One for each hand
Why not, you can't boob in each hand. Eh eh I meant bottle.
Ahh that's the spirit
Those Coronas didn't quite hit the spot. I think I will have a cock...tail. Would you like one?
Why not.. I've just got to bend over first to pick up the spare change i dropped on the floor "Should I mix it myself? | |||
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"Not had any fruit today so I’ll have a mai tai " Oh it's good to get your 5 a day  | |||
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar ! Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go "... can I scrounge a glass of red too please | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy "I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x | |||
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar ! Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please "Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy
I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x" i might have to do some star jumps | |||
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"Can I have a jack Daniel and cola please thanks also would like to by the wonderful beautiful barmaid a drink off her choice x Oooo cimung right up... Sorry I've not got any clothes on, i seem to have lost them
Thanks you so much and ooo well that’s hafe the battle less for me to take off x
Its getting a bit nippy
I am I shour I can warm you up with a good cuddle x
i might have to do some star jumps "Ha ha lol | |||
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar ! Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please
Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner "... cheers!  | |||
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"I feel like a cocktail now barkeep, could I have a screw...driver?" Ohhhh... A slow one against a wall?? | |||
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"I've had a shite day.. Shall we open the bar ! Lets get shit faced
I've got a lovely red number on the go
... can I scrounge a glass of red too please
Oh definitely.. Is amarone ok?? its a gold award winner
... cheers! "Let me know when you need topping up | |||
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"I feel like a cocktail now barkeep, could I have a screw...driver? Ohhhh... A slow one against a wall?? "Up against the jukebox | |||
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"There must be something in the water… wanky day. Cracked open the Vimto. "Fucking right old wanky day.. Gonna be a wanky week, i just know it 
Cheers .. Cheeky vimto?? | |||
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"A large glass of Argentinian Malbec for me." Oh we're serving wine by the bottle tonight | |||
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"Diet cola please Midnight "Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight | |||
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"I feel like a cocktail now barkeep, could I have a screw...driver? Ohhhh... A slow one against a wall??
Up against the jukebox " | |||
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight "I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy | |||
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy "Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night | |||
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy
Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night "Well the other option is still water. Whichever I choose I look like a dork | |||
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"Fizzy water please" Coming up.. Would you like any slices to make it more exciting?!! | |||
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please "Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho | |||
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"Diet cola please Midnight
Steady... Talk like that will get you into trouble in here tonight
I would have said a black americano but people might think I am crazy
Indeed.. All that caffeine at this time of night
Well the other option is still water. Whichever I choose I look like a dork "Stick with the c o k e | |||
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho"Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle | |||
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle "I'm rolling out the barrel | |||
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"4 more bottles of red please bar wench! Pinot noir, Rioja, stellenbosch and a valpolicella. Share it out amongst the red drinkers and let everyone enjoy the warm embrace of a red wine "Flipping heck we are slightly sloshed now | |||
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle
I'm rolling out the barrel " | |||
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much " Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up! | |||
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"I'd love a glass of red wine please
Oh that's 4 of us on the red you've got some catching up to do tho
Cheers! Necked it already. Just give me a bottle
I'm rolling out the barrel
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up! " I am just full off suprices and thank you so much | |||
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up!
I am just full off suprices and thank you so much "Indeed you are  | |||
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"Glass of water please pretty lady, I’m on best behaviour x"One glass of the finest water coming up | |||
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"Hello one’s again beautiful barmaid can i please have a bulleit bourbon and lemonade please thank you so much Oooo i had to look that up
Coming up!
I am just full off suprices and thank you so much
Indeed you are "Awww thank you  x | |||
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"Please…..Midnight, I need a Pitcher of margaritas with a straw please and chips & salsa if you have them. "Yaaaaassss now we are partying!! | |||
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"Coffee please " Ooo all that caffeine this late Wonko.. You'll be up all night! | |||
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"Coffee please Ooo all that caffeine this late Wonko.. You'll be up all night! " Fat chance it does fuck all to me these days | |||
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