FabSwingers.com forum: Just to let you all know

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm about to pop out to the shop.

Not THE Asda though, it's a little too far for the effort.

Would anybody like anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home and bargains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger cake

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By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

50 quid out the till ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’d like a closer Asda.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

May I please have an orange club biscuit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those things you screw in the end of the flange rebate shaft. I hat one once but it got lost. Oh and Tortilla chips

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Could I have a curly wurly please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?"

I'll have some of them not had one for years .

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Home and bargains?"

Again, more effort!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?"

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarp, shovel and an egg timer please

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ginger cake"

Has to be ginger?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"50 quid out the till ??"
lucky if they have a tenner in there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X"

I really only want the one, so if you have the full package and slip me one maybe?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?"

Just the one? What do I do with the rest of the pack?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"One of those things you screw in the end of the flange rebate shaft. I hat one once but it got lost. Oh and Tortilla chips "
all out of tortilla chips

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Just the one? What do I do with the rest of the pack? "

See above

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Just the one? What do I do with the rest of the pack? "

That's between you and your god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could I have a curly wurly please

Easy! Though they fuck up your teeth if you don't suck them... I mean...

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Tarp, shovel and an egg timer please "

Only 1 item!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X

I really only want the one, so if you have the full package and slip me one maybe?

That solves our original issue.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll have something from the middle aisle in Lidl thank you very much

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X

I really only want the one, so if you have the full package and slip me one maybe?

That solves our original issue. "

I'm quite the clever bean tonight

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Could I have a couple of Tunnock's tea cakes please?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Just the one? What do I do with the rest of the pack?

That's between you and your god"
he doesn't like orange

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Could I have a 4 pack of Flakes please, I have just finished my last one.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll have something from the middle aisle in Lidl thank you very much

I am NOT going down that aisle, I have enough useless shit as it is.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could I have a couple of Tunnock's tea cakes please?"
that is acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something sweet.

Fruit pastilles maybe ?

Please ?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could I have a 4 pack of Flakes please, I have just finished my last one. "

Only if you don't make a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah .. Wine, bring wine

I've had a shite day

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Strawberry milkshake or some ice cream please if you are going anyway

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X

I really only want the one, so if you have the full package and slip me one maybe?

That solves our original issue.

I'm quite the clever bean tonight"

Oh I love it when you talk dirty, consider it slipped!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Something sweet.

Fruit pastilles maybe ?

Please ?"

The branded ones? Can I go for the cheap knockoffs?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Yeah .. Wine, bring wine

I've had a shite day

Oh no! Is wine enough, need something stronger?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Could I have a curly wurly please

Easy! Though they fuck up your teeth if you don't suck them... I mean...

Thank you! You can chew it ig you let it soften in your mouth first

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

The Voynich Manuscript. Or some jaffa cakes (McVities only), whichever's easier.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Strawberry milkshake or some ice cream please if you are going anyway

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strawberry ice cream?

Though milkshake might be best, the ice crea m might end up melting by the time I make all these stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something sweet.

Fruit pastilles maybe ?

Please ?

The branded ones? Can I go for the cheap knockoffs? "

Aye that’ll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belgian waffles please bud

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Strawberry milkshake or some ice cream please if you are going anyway

strawberry ice cream?

Though milkshake might be best, the ice crea m might end up melting by the time I make all these stops "

I am in Liverpool too so stop at mine first

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Could I have a 4 pack of Flakes please, I have just finished my last one.

Only if you don't make a mess"

What if I crush them over some boobies and I have to lick it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those things you screw in the end of the flange rebate shaft. I hat one once but it got lost. Oh and Tortilla chips all out of tortilla chips"

You got the thing you screw in tho, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crème egg please ??

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

A number nine scratch card, if they’ve got no number nine’s I’ll have a Bombay bad boy pot noodle .. please

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

Chocolate ice cream please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll have something from the middle aisle in Lidl thank you very much

I am NOT going down that aisle, I have enough useless shit as it is. "

What! You mean you haven't got an inflatable crocodile to play with in the bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah .. Wine, bring wine

I've had a shite day

Oh no! Is wine enough, need something stronger? "

You are right.. I've opened the fab bar!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"May I please have an orange club biscuit?

Oh good shout! I’ll take one of those too, unless your up for sharing a packet Posh? X

I really only want the one, so if you have the full package and slip me one maybe?

That solves our original issue.

I'm quite the clever bean tonight

Oh I love it when you talk dirty, consider it slipped! "

Oooft thank you Mrs

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I am NOT going down that aisle, I have enough useless shit as it is. "

Spoil sport you are no fun at all…… everyone needs an inflatable kayak and a dog bed don’t they??

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