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_______Beard sorcery______

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beards are strange and powerful things without it my face looks like a hamster and i instantly become mr gru

But with it despite my face now being wider and half the fur being white actually looks slimmer and younger and like cat nip to vaginas around the world

strange i think

Ps no you cant get a mugshot

i was just thinking out loud has any other people noticed this?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve not seen your face either way so I can’t say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not shaved properly for ages now so can’t really say.

Might have to take the razor to it and see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im talking beardy folks in general not just me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’ve not shaved properly for ages now so can’t really say.

Might have to take the razor to it and see "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

I look like my head is on upside down and following the wrong religion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need proof

Just saying

PNG x

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can’t get a shag when I have a beard so I can’t agree.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"I’ve not shaved properly for ages now so can’t really say.

Might have to take the razor to it and see "

I saw a man have his rug off in the Turkish barbers, it was fascinating to watch

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I have to shave everyday. I find my face gets very itchy if I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve not shaved properly for ages now so can’t really say.

Might have to take the razor to it and see

Yay "

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would have chosen guinea pig over hamster though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like catbip to cats ??? you do know alot of women dont like them too dont you ??? they do nothing for me ... but its your face so nothing to do with me either

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have to shave everyday. I find my face gets very itchy if I don't. "

Beard oil fixes that right up. After so long the itch goes away, but continuing to use beard oil is advised just because it makes healthier hairs.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I agree partly because most say that it suits me and partly because until I believe it completes me.

My tattoos and beard are symbols of my confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a guy with a nice trimmed beard, not keen on full bushy ones though.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though

P

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

I have a nice trimmed beard and use beard oil

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though

P"

Lots of guys think they can't because when short it appears patchy, and sure that may be the case. But for others with patchy beards, if given the time a lot of patchiness can often be covered up as other hairs grow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need proof

Just saying

PNG x "
no no no was just a thought i had not a look at me deal

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Proof or it isn’t true

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I can’t get a shag when I have a beard so I can’t agree."

I’d shag you with a beard!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I have to shave everyday. I find my face gets very itchy if I don't.

Beard oil fixes that right up. After so long the itch goes away, but continuing to use beard oil is advised just because it makes healthier hairs. "

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Changes from face to face. My ex brother in law could only grow a straggly, patchy hobo beard; he would look awful with a full beard I expect. Mr Choir is knicker dropping gorgeous with his full beard though

P

Lots of guys think they can't because when short it appears patchy, and sure that may be the case. But for others with patchy beards, if given the time a lot of patchiness can often be covered up as other hairs grow."

I’m now visualising someone using the Bobby Charlton Comb Over technique with their beard.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I shave mine off, I get asked for id everytime I go to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beard is the most intelligent person I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handy things beards. Saves a few wet wipes taking my slap off and that’s good for the planet.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s not your beard you have on show so it’s difficult to tell

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I will keep my beard. Nothing but positive comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like beards

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes. Some men look way sexier with a beard.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Yes. Some men look way sexier with a beard."

My kids tell me I look ugly without one!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes. Some men look way sexier with a beard."

I'm glad you said sexier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the opposite. I can't grow a proper beard so it always looks scruffy and messy after a few weeks. I shave and I look fresher, slimmer and like I need to be ID'd

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes. Some men look way sexier with a beard.

I'm glad you said sexier!"

Well of course

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I beards, soft oiled sweet smelling greying beards offttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beards are strange and powerful things without it my face looks like a hamster and i instantly become mr gru

But with it despite my face now being wider and half the fur being white actually looks slimmer and younger and like cat nip to vaginas around the world

strange i think

Ps no you cant get a mugshot

i was just thinking out loud has any other people noticed this?

"

My heat slime my face, add 10 years and make me 29% hotter*

*fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i look better with a bit of stubble grew a big bad ass beard but was more hassle keeping it. clean shaven my head shrinks, forehead gets bigger, ears stickout and i look about 14.

So yes. beard sourcery is a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard love here

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hello

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"We need proof

Just saying

PNG x no no no was just a thought i had not a look at me deal"

I've saw your face

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