FabSwingers.com forum: Choose your perfect partner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Where's the 5ft 2 and under option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Eyes - 1pts

Voice - 1pts

Kinky - 2pts

Great in bed - 2pts

The rest would be very optional

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Where's the 5ft 2 and under option?

The what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Great in bed

Eyes to drown in

Luckily my husband has those qualities

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

Great in bed

Kinky

Dress sense

Awesome arse

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I can't do it I need more points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Gorgeous face

There you go. Easy.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

GOSH

Eyes to drown in

Sparkling teeth

Perfect pins

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Great in bed

Kinky

Eyes to drown in

Awesome arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH, Kinky and eyes to get lost in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh eyes face minimum so i cant get 7 into 6 altho i think theres a crucial element missing chemistry or lightning in a bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't do it I need more points

I will only allow it if someone agrees to give you a few points.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

GSOH, kinky, eyes to drown in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gsoh eyes face minimum so i cant get 7 into 6 altho i think theres a crucial element missing chemistry or lightning in a bottle"

Can you include eyes in a gorgeous face? Oh no I'd have to charge 15 points for chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do it I need more points

I will only allow it if someone agrees to give you a few points.

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she can have my points i cant fit the points either so one of us should be happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh eyes face minimum so i cant get 7 into 6 altho i think theres a crucial element missing chemistry or lightning in a bottle

Can you include eyes in a gorgeous face? Oh no I'd have to charge 15 points for chemistry

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then il trade all my points away for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't do it I need more points

I will only allow it if someone agrees to give you a few points.

she can have my points i cant fit the points either so one of us should be happy

Such a selfless sacrifice

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Where's the 5ft 2 and under option?

The what??"

Height. Where's the height option.

I could pick someone on this system and she might be 6ft+!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Where's the 5ft 2 and under option?

The what??

Height. Where's the height option.

I could pick someone on this system and she might be 6ft+!

Ah. Well. Height was omitted by chance. Perfect Partner 2.0 will include height.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only! Except Jonny who can have unlimited points.**

Appreciate it.

I choose,

GSOH.

Gorgeous face.

Great in bed.

Boobs.

Kinky.

Eyes to drown in.

Sparkling Teeth.

Sexy voice.

Dress sense (Joggers & my hoodies included).

Perfect pins.

Awesome arse.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't.

I just can't be restricted like this.

What are you trying to do to us Inconceivable?!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I got him already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only! Except Jonny who can have unlimited points.**

Appreciate it.

I choose,

GSOH.

Gorgeous face.

Great in bed.

Boobs.

Kinky.

Eyes to drown in.

Sparkling Teeth.

Sexy voice.

Dress sense (Joggers & my hoodies included).

Perfect pins.

Awesome arse."

there's always one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do it I need more points

I will only allow it if someone agrees to give you a few points.

she can have my points i cant fit the points either so one of us should be happy

Such a selfless sacrifice

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sacrifice is what i do

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Where's the 5ft 2 and under option?

The what??

Height. Where's the height option.

I could pick someone on this system and she might be 6ft+!

Ah. Well. Height was omitted by chance. Perfect Partner 2.0 will include height.

Phew.

I assume I now get an extra point for PP2.0, it's appreciated

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll give my points up to someone else, I'm sorted x 2 and can't be too greedy.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, can we make additions to it?

Must like bacon should be up there!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I need to clarify, what is this for, life partner or just a roll in the hay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to clarify, what is this for, life partner or just a roll in the hay?"

Oh, good question. My answers may vary.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I need to clarify, what is this for, life partner or just a roll in the hay?"

Oh yeah, maybe she meant like a roll in the hay partner. Hmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GSOH, kinky, eyes to drown in x"

Haha we are twins

exact choices I made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, can we make additions to it?

Must like bacon should be up there! "

I like bacon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh, can we make additions to it?

Must like bacon should be up there!

I like bacon

Perfecter partner right there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, can we make additions to it?

Must like bacon should be up there!

I like bacon

Perfecter partner right there!

I like men in grey joggers too

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

GSOH, great in bed, with an awesome arse please.

Do you deliver?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Big boobs

& big boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry."

Ooh and voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry.

Ooh and voice."

Crap forgot great in bed aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry.

Ooh and voice."

Auburn.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer...

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Hubbs has nearly all.....he hasn't got boobs not even moobs lol. He is my perfect partner who has respect and manners (most important things, I look for in a guy, after a huge cock, preferably black, come to the front at any time). xxxxx

Suzi

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

GSOH 3

Eyes 1

Sexy voice 1

Awesome arse 1

When do me get to create them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Also important is-

*Great in bed- this comes when conection builds.

*Kinky- we can introduce that.

*Sparkling teeth- ill buy her them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry."

Oh hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, can we make additions to it?

Must like bacon should be up there! "

Wot? Must like bacon?? You're taking the proverbial...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GSOH 3

Eyes 1

Sexy voice 1

Awesome arse 1

When do me get to create them?"

Maybe someone will be on this thread! (Not me as my arse is meh)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry."

Tattoos and beard can be suggestions for PP 2.0. Meli selflessly donated points for those rubbish with maths

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't.

I just can't be restricted like this.

What are you trying to do to us Inconceivable?!

Remember all those threads where people complained about how boring the forum was?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't.

I just can't be restricted like this.

What are you trying to do to us Inconceivable?!

Remember all those threads where people complained about how boring the forum was?

Ah. Yes. Those

I'll have a think then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to clarify, what is this for, life partner or just a roll in the hay?"

Well we are on Fab, so probs roll in the hay

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Ok been tough but I’m going

Gsoh for 3

Sexy voice 1

Good in bed 2

Lock my answer in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky.......2 points

Sexy voice.....1 point

GSOH...........3 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry.

Oh hi

What colour beard?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

GSOH, Great in bed, Awesome arse.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

GSOH, Good in bed, Sexy Voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous face, good in bed, and sexy voice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Gorgeous face, good in bed, and sexy voice

At least pick things that apply to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even just for a fumble i need more points

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By *esdemonaCCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

But my wife scores 12 points, win for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

Great in bed.....2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Dress sense.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Small assumption that the dress sense means lingerie and heels

, that being the case, perfect partner above

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

GSOH

Good in bed

Eyes to drown in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer..."

Am I supposed to guess?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even just for a fumble i need more points "

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer...

Am I supposed to guess?

Depends if you're curious enough to bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok been tough but I’m going

Gsoh for 3

Sexy voice 1

Good in bed 2

Lock my answer in lol"

Locked in - good luck, Madam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH.

Great in bed.

Eyes to drown in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Great in bed

Dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed

Face

Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH For 3 points

Awesome ass for 1 points

Dress sense For 1 points

Kinky For 2 points

Dammm emmm that’s 7 but emmm I think I just decried myself ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

1,3 & 13

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No-one so far has chosen big cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer...

Am I supposed to guess?

Depends if you're curious enough to bother"

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I was going to but didn’t think it would land well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I was going to but didn’t think it would land well. "

You're straight!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I wouldn't Choose one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I was going to but didn’t think it would land well.

You're straight!

Being straight never meant a thing on fab before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I was going to but didn’t think it would land well.

You're straight!

Being straight never meant a thing on fab before. "

Very true. Choose what you fancy from the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No-one so far has chosen big cock.

I wouldn't Choose one.

Oh hush now...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

GSOH

KINKY

EYES TO DROWN IN

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

Have you got a sexy voice ..inconceivable?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

Have you got a sexy voice ..inconceivable?

Kinky would be good too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

Have you got a sexy voice ..inconceivable?

Yes. But shit in bed. Soz.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

Have you got a sexy voice ..inconceivable?

Yes. But shit in bed. Soz. "

I find that hard to believe

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You're missing some key criteria:

* Basorexia (kissing abilities).

* Sapsiosexuality.

* Ability to hold a conversation better/equal to holding a cock.

* Grammatical Skills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're missing some key criteria:

* Basorexia (kissing abilities).

* Sapsiosexuality.

* Ability to hold a conversation better/equal to holding a cock.

* Grammatical Skills."

How long have you been here? Jeez man, no-one cares about that stuff. They want eyes to drown in and sex for days. I'm appealing to the masses.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"You're missing some key criteria:

* Basorexia (kissing abilities).

* Sapsiosexuality.

* Ability to hold a conversation better/equal to holding a cock.

* Grammatical Skills.

How long have you been here? Jeez man, no-one cares about that stuff. They want eyes to drown in and sex for days. I'm appealing to the masses.

•

Yeah, suppose you're right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're missing some key criteria:

* Basorexia (kissing abilities).

* Sapsiosexuality.

* Ability to hold a conversation better/equal to holding a cock.

* Grammatical Skills.

How long have you been here? Jeez man, no-one cares about that stuff. They want eyes to drown in and sex for days. I'm appealing to the masses.

•

Yeah, suppose you're right.

Oh Nero I was only jesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the eye’s thing. I have 5 points spare if anyone needs them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Incongruent eyes and a mind for exploration.

Think that would add up to a perfect ten.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

GSOH (and by that I mean can make me laugh... don't really care if anyone else agrees

)

Sexy voice

Terrific torso

There. I did it with a point to spare. So I'm adding makes me smile.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I score 15 with K; I'm more than happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points "

More detail required Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

GSOH + great in bed + eyes to drown in

Where do I go to checkout? Lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

GSOH x2

That's good enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cock

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

Sexy voice

(Inbox open)

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Great in bed.....2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Tattoos on arse option is missing for some reason

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

GSOH...........3 points

Big boobs......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Where's the great personality button?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

That's some ad, Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big cock

Eyes to drown in

Great in bed

Sexy voice

(Inbox open)"

Fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

That's some ad, Wonko

Do you expect anything less?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gsoh - 3

Arse -1

Dress sense - 1

Teeth - 1

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

How did I miss this ego boosting flattery? Win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

That's some ad, Wonko

Do you expect anything less?"

Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 points for a perfect partner are...

1in

2con

3cei

4va

5ble

6and nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My 6 points for a perfect partner are...

1in

2con

3cei

4va

5ble

6and nice tits"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going gsoh

.......Great in bed

And sexy voice ...

First choice looks like being _eli

How did I miss this ego boosting flattery? Win.

I'm second choice if you're unavailable

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Top two for me, ta x

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Good sense of humour,

Great in bed and a great ass

I'm sure the Mr will add his later lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Realised I haven't done mine:

GSOH 3 points

Kinky 2 points

Sexy voice 1 point

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

GSOH

BIG BOOBS

SEXY VOICE

that will do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH

Gorgeous face

Thank you for this. When may I expect him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

That's some ad, Wonko

Do you expect anything less?

Never "

Good.

Maybe it's 12 pints and not points though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GSOH

Gorgeous face

Thank you for this. When may I expect him?

In the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies.

Just in case your wondering I count as 6 points

More detail required Wonko

OK.

I had a count up and I'm a 12 pointer so two of you are going to have to club together and share me

That's some ad, Wonko

Do you expect anything less?

Never

Good.

Maybe it's 12 pints and not points though

Fair pint

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nero, I've often thought of you being my perfect partner...

Regards,

Inconceivable."

•

Yes, I've sensed those vibes. However, take a ticket and get in the queue.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Geek - 6pts

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

GSOH.....3 points

Boom! Send names on the back of a postcard

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Gorgeous face, big cock, sexy voice. Easy

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

I would say:

Eyes 1 point

Great in bed 2 points

Perfect pins 1 point

Sexy voice 1 point

Awesome arse 1 point

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over a year ago

"Nero, I've often thought of you being my perfect partner...

Regards,

Inconceivable.

•

Yes, I've sensed those vibes. However, take a ticket and get in the queue."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**You have SIX points only!**

GSOH...........3 points

Gorgeous face........3 points

Great in bed.....2 points

Big cock......2 points

Big boobs......2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Dress sense.....1 point

Terrific torso......1 point

Perfect pins.....1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Make good choices, people

Gorgeous face, big cock, sexy voice. Easy

I KNEW you'd choose big cock

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Great in bed.....2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Eyes to drown in.....1 point

Sexy voice.....1 point

Would be my choices

MJ x

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

GSOH

Great in bed

Eyes to drown in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eyes to drown in has been very popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy deep.. not high pitched tone.. voice gets 11 points in my book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great in bed.....2 points (amazing in bed!!)

Kinky.......2 points (deliciously so!)

Eyes to drown in……1 point (every time!)

Awesome arse.....1 point (no fair, think he needs more points for this one)

Tbf, he is perfect anyway, he has loads of the other attributes too x

Viv xx

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer...

Am I supposed to guess?

Depends if you're curious enough to bother

Kinky"

Predictable, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gsoh x 2

Face, a good one.

Beard, preferably not ginger but I won't discriminate.

Tattoos.

Kinky.

More than 6 I know, i failed my maths exams, sorry.

Oh hi

What colour beard?

Dark brown, may have some bob nob crumbs in atm, im saving those for later

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"GSOH

Great in bed

Eyes to drown in

I know I've at least one of those.

The other 2 are open to personal choice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god, I'm only a two-pointer...

Am I supposed to guess?

Depends if you're curious enough to bother

Kinky

Predictable, I know."

It's one of my choices too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many points if you just wanna be adored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many points if you just wanna be adored

256

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Pablo here. My choice:

Great in bed.....2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Would have had some awkward explaining if I selected big cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pablo here. My choice:

Great in bed.....2 points

Kinky.......2 points

Sparkling teeth......1 point

Awesome arse.....1 point

Would have had some awkward explaining if I selected big cock

Sounds like you've found your perfect partner Pablo

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