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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Moments

Go on, tell us your most recent oh shit moment.

Nothing too bad, but it certainly gave me a mini panic.

I was eating a steak pie, and a bit of the pastry was harder than expected. For a few scary seconds that seemed to last a long time I thought I had broken a tooth.

My tongue frantically moving from tooth to tooth trying to find the unfortunate victim.

Thankfully all was well and false alarm but damn the adrenaline kicked in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped the ball on an intercept walk in basically like missing an open goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deadlifting on a dodgy tummy. Quite literally, an “oh shit” moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big swig of milkshake. Ohhh shitttt as the brain freeze kicked in.

Another big swig.... oh shit

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Opened the door to a uber eats delivery and finding someone I met from Fab a few times handing me my food.

Oh well, might as well suck his cock as a starter

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

On the motorway back from Liverpool. A lorry I was overtaking started to drift into my lane. My horn warned him I was there

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

When I crashed and fell off a segway yesterday morning. It was about 4mtrs from where I started.

My leg isn't looking too pretty today.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Big swig of milkshake. Ohhh shitttt as the brain freeze kicked in.

Another big swig.... oh shit"

Press your tongue hard up to the top of your mouth. The freeze goes away virtually instantly x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Opened the door to a uber eats delivery and finding someone I met from Fab a few times handing me my food.

Oh well, might as well suck his cock as a starter "

All I got was £1.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one today.

Replaced the brushes on my washing machine as it had stopped working and pushed it back into its hole under the counter and put a load on.

Went in to find the kitchen floor flooded as the waste pipe had come loose and put the water straight onto the floor

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Had one today.

Replaced the brushes on my washing machine as it had stopped working and pushed it back into its hole under the counter and put a load on.

Went in to find the kitchen floor flooded as the waste pipe had come loose and put the water straight onto the floor "

Brutal. The waste water stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a job in a customers house and we peeled a big corner piece of wall paper off her lounge wall by accident. She walked in straight after as we were both holding it back on thinking oh shit. Luckily she asked if we wanted a cuppa and walked back out to make it, leaving me to run out to the van get some mitre glue and glue it back on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled off on my motorbike, stalled and fell off in slow motion

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Opened the door to a uber eats delivery and finding someone I met from Fab a few times handing me my food.

Oh well, might as well suck his cock as a starter "

Uber: I'll raise your pizza guy stakes

Dominos:

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Had one today.

Replaced the brushes on my washing machine as it had stopped working and pushed it back into its hole under the counter and put a load on.

Went in to find the kitchen floor flooded as the waste pipe had come loose and put the water straight onto the floor

Brutal. The waste water stinks "

It's times like this, that a wet and dry vacuum cleaner comes in to it's own.

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