FabSwingers.com forum: So am I really THAT ugly?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

at least it is UP

always a positive

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

hmm you really want an answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I only deal in sausages, no sausages no chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beauty is only skin deep"

"Beauty in is the eye of the beholder"

There are many reasons why someone can be _iewed as ugly...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"at least it is UP

always a positive"

#23 this time I think

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do you want me to sugar coat the pill, or do you want it straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you're still here, keep working on that sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go get yourself some sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but I only deal in sausages, no sausages no chat

I'm only interested in bangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you're still here, keep working on that sausage."

nice pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but I only deal in sausages, no sausages no chat

I'm only interested in bangers

I am too young to be a banger

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry, but your last forum post didn't do you any favours!

What did you expect when joining? If you want instashag, visit someone who is expecting payment, you didn't come across in a good light!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sossinge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, but your last forum post didn't do you any favours!

What did you expect when joining? If you want instashag, visit someone who is expecting payment, you didn't come across in a good light!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!"

I'm going to have to agree with you mate, I've only had 3 meets since Sunday, this site is pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my advice from the last thread couldnt be posted lol...hats off to a quickfire thread, and coming back with a new thread.

dont u think itd be better coming asking for advice on improving or getting meets?

just a help..and I'm not dead..even from the shaggings this weekend..oooh nearly weekend again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ugly is as ugly does

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

he wants a sausage... You take one for the team

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wank quick, release the cream

chill.......

rethink your approach, try charming the ladies

rounding up the fillies works in the movies Mr Cowboy, in reality sadly NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

well ive just moved from mansfield if he had masiled me last year id have nipped up the road and shagged him

shame really

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

doing well here really he had a thread removed already darn that must be a record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord

And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord

Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a spit sausage roast?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Garry, listen to some Phil Collins..

"I can feel some sausage in the air tonight"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Anyone for a spit sausage roast?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sausages all over the forum tonight

It's like sausage hysteria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your beef my friend? A lack of pork-ing? Fed up shooting your lonely and forgotten chipolata up the Walls? No ladies in the whole of the UK, including Cumberland and Lincolnshire fancy the task?

Seriously though, moaning about it won't do any good. It just makes you sound like a grumpy old banger.

Cheer up a bit, make your profile sizzle and you may get some fresh eggs to go with it yet.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Right, come on gang, 42 minutes to close the last one, I'm dying for me bed but got Guiness Book of Records on speed dial for when this one goes...

OP, your personality comes over a tad ugly from your posts and your profile, for that reason, you'd be on my shit list rather than my hit list...looks are subjective - one man/woman's (sausage) meat, another's person's poison (see what I did there eh???)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!"

There are 1,000's of frustrated single men on here and many sites with a similar approach.

All of them suffer the same complaint from a fair few single males ...i.e. "I can't get the 'insta-shag'..

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

he wants a sausage... You take one for the team

Miss what's it with you and sausages this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight answer is yes and your attitude stinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

he wants a sausage... You take one for the team

Miss what's it with you and sausages this evening

I'm fond of a sausage any evening

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

your the most successful op,since the guy who could stick his knob up his own arse,and that's no mean feat.

well that's two no mean feats.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Right, come on gang, 42 minutes to close the last one, I'm dying for me bed but got Guiness Book of Records on speed dial for when this one goes...

I'm trying... under 40 mins this time????

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

Crap profile

Crap stinking attitude

Clearly deluded

Broke arse has no credit to ring people back

Looking for gay or bi men yet to scared to tell the truth

You have nothing not even looks going for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!"

You said it - sort of sums it all up.

see how long this thread takes before it gets full.

PS why can't you answer the phone? Still live your mum?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Anyone else get the feeling Garry cant find a meet?

if it makes you feel any better im shooting into the air tonight too

Naughty take one for the team

well ive just moved from mansfield if he had masiled me last year id have nipped up the road and shagged him

shame really

See that what I like about you naughty always willing to take one for the team, what and your tits

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

blimey .. back again !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

ooooh that is harsh very very harsh ! giggles

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

mmmmm let me see in answer to your question yes you are an ugly person on the inside you have no respect for women as you obviously expect them to all just bend over and let you fuck them. Without putting in any effort you need to go and pay someone instead of looking on here as you wont find anyone with that approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, come on gang, 42 minutes to close the last one, I'm dying for me bed but got Guiness Book of Records on speed dial for when this one goes...

Beauty may only be skin deep, but ugly goes right through to the bone! This is one of the worst profiles I've read, and the closed thread was quite nice compared to the closed one.

OP...it's not a cattle market. Why would any woman have a Smart Price Sausage when you could have an M&S Sausage?! Same basic ingredients but such different marketing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your beef my friend? A lack of pork-ing? Fed up shooting your lonely and forgotten chipolata up the Walls? No ladies in the whole of the UK, including Cumberland and Lincolnshire fancy the task?

Seriously though, moaning about it won't do any good. It just makes you sound like a grumpy old banger.

Cheer up a bit, make your profile sizzle and you may get some fresh eggs to go with it yet. "

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Seriously though, moaning about it won't do any good. It just makes you sound like a grumpy old banger.

Cheer up a bit, make your profile sizzle and you may get some fresh eggs to go with it yet.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if it helps

any cock pics, I never look at the face

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The chances of winning the lottery are 14,000,000 to one... similar odds on here after your last post.. ...

Good luck on saturday,

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Your profile is rather insulting to other members which is unlikely to tempt anyone, I don't imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!"

By the way - unless they are typing into the forum between thrusts then not everyone on here is fucking tonight - you are not the only wanker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet he is glad he started this lol....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, missed the last thread, was out having fun on a meet

Um, well, if you haven't had fun since 1997 you might have forgotten what to do...or it might not work any more.

Us ladies with precious free time do like a little more confidence it won't be wasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I promise to play hide the sausage if you don't post anymore threads tonight.

I need to go to sleep but in the fairness & the union of sausages I can't until I know they are safe

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Bet he is glad he started this lol....!"

I'm sure he is .... this is the 2nd one in less than an hour lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

who would have thought that sausage would outpost popcorn or chocolate?

Garry, you going for the quickest answered threads record?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Crap profile

Crap stinking attitude

Clearly deluded

Broke arse has no credit to ring people back

Looking for gay or bi men yet to scared to tell the truth

You have nothing not even looks going for you.

Sorry, but that is a bit harsh!!!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Bet he is glad he started this lol....!

I'm sure he is .... this is the 2nd one in less than an hour lol

3rd one was removed already

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"So many people on here are fucking, mines shooting into the air tonight - AGAIN!

By the way - unless they are typing into the forum between thrusts then not everyone on here is fucking tonight - you are not the only wanker x"

Actually, I've got my lappie open whilst being taken from behind...good at multi-tasking or what????

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm debating in my head "there's no such thing as bad publicity" at the minute...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I wonder if it took him all of his 52 years to become that bitter or if it was a fairly recent event?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm debating in my head "there's no such thing as bad publicity" at the minute... "

And I've decided that it's wrong!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I am going to save him from himself

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