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Just filled my car up and a twix

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Eight grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, your car is electric!!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Dude, your car is electric!!"
next step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s cheaper to run it on frosty jacks these days

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

With the cost of fuel now, I actually can't FILL the tank at a Pay-at-Pump station, because it costs more than the £99 max. Today a full tank costs £168.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s cheaper to run it on frosty jacks these days"

Wouldn’t waste that on my car

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

the bigger the fuel tank the less chocolate you are tempted to buy

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Soon it will be cheaper to use cooking oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet""

that put a smile on my face

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"A mechanic once told me that the reason my car wasn't running properly was because I had shit in my carburettor...my mind was thinking "whose used my car as a toilet"

that put a smile on my face"

It's a Portaloo® on wheels.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Price of chocolate these days, criminal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the bigger the fuel tank the less chocolate you are tempted to buy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one fill up a twix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one fill up a twix? "

I’ve no idea.

But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one fill up a twix?

I’ve no idea.

But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix"

You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one fill up a twix?

I’ve no idea.

But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix

You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter "

Kinky bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does one fill up a twix?

I’ve no idea.

But I do like the idea of filling myself up using twix

You’d have to freeze it first because it would melt once it’s past the sphincter

Kinky bastard! "

Would you do it one finger at a time or shove them both in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£126 for me yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Would you do it one finger at a time or shove them both in? "

Girth over length, so I’ll do em both together.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Would you do it one finger at a time or shove them both in?

Girth over length, so I’ll do em both together. "

DAP. Brave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got that off Twitter didn’t you?

Come on, own up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£92 last week on a car that has an unrelenting thirst for super unleaded.

Was about £20 cheaper during the pandemic when the only place it went was going to work. All those empty roads. Sigh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sale off turpentine is about to go though the roof if you know you know

YouTube a wonderful place

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