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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

at your gaff/yard/crib or whatever you want to call it.

Would you tickle them round the chin, make them a bacon butty or pour some ice cubes in their nether regions?

I'm at a loss.

Unruly suggestions please

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

All of the above.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM"

Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"All of the above."

In what order though?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM

Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"

Thanks for the correction

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

draw specs with a sharpie

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM

Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"

Wrong answer, it's ma mate, but he's a bloke and his nipples aren't that sensetive as far as I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them be. Being roused generally makes me murderous

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not wasting my bacon on them!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"I'm not wasting my bacon on them! "

Would you share some bacon with me?

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"draw specs with a sharpie

"

He wears spectacles anyway, so

I'm sure he wouldn't notice

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Get the cat to bite their nose

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

If its your mate, definitely play buckaroo.

You pile as much random stuff (clothes, furniture, whatever) on them as you can without waking them.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Years back we wrote Twat using permanent marker on a friend’s forehead as he was crashed out.

He didn’t look in the mirror before leaving, I presume because he had a buzz cut. He walked home via the papershop where he had previously been a paper boy and got a big welcoming (he thought at the time) grin from the owner. He then stopped by a bakers to get a pie and the staff there were also very smiley! Only when he got home did his mother tell him to go to the bathroom and look.

He tried to get his own back a few times afterwards but nothing matched the scale of his public humiliation

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Get the cat to bite their nose "

Good plan, can I borrow your pussy, ahem, I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm burst out the bagpipes maybe a drum or two

If you want to really screw with them have someone sing the national anthem

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"If its your mate, definitely play buckaroo.

You pile as much random stuff (clothes, furniture, whatever) on them as you can without waking them. "

Yeah, he's ma mate but, all I've got is a picture of him in a photofit posture

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM

Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?

Thanks for the correction

LvM"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet on the eyebrows usually makes them happy

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East


"Veet on the eyebrows usually makes them happy "

I once told a colleague who was using every potion going to thicken his hair that veet cream was a hair enhancer for women.

I stopped him before he actually used it but fuck it would have been funny. He didnt read the bottle, he was just gonna go for it on my advice.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"at your gaff/yard/crib or whatever you want to call it.

Would you tickle them round the chin, make them a bacon butty or pour some ice cubes in their nether regions?

I'm at a loss.

Unruly suggestions please "

Just put him in a Derby shirt.

That's humiliating enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play Bucking Bronco on them with the soft furnishings

LvM

Surely you mean buckaroo? I thought bucking bronco was where the lady is riding you and calls out your Dad's name in ecstacy then holds on for as long as she can while you try to throw her off?"

Haha, I think you've got that one wrong - she can call out anything she wants and she's not getting thrown off - now if you call her by her mothers name, that's when the bronco fun starts!!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Toe punt to the bollocks or minge usually works a treat

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