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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too tired to watch, i'll read in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you mean we can get sausages on here , wow hope they pork and apple my fav

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

hello and welcome to the forums....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ohh a nice pork sausage with a bit of mustard.. yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm so sorry, I'm just taking off my knickers and I will be straight over.........

Come on girls, form an orderly queue!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

also, your profile says you arent loking for sausages

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Grabs popcorn

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm at a loss on that one.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

You do surprise me! Honest! Really and truly!

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By *acciWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Wow well that will get you lots of meets NOT lol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

i would look closer to home if i were u .. were all fooking like rabbits ! lol

aint got time to read ur profile .. 2 mouthfuls of cock to deal with here !

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Aaaah, that's right.... It's Thursday

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

well I don't THINK I'm dead and I'm damn sure I'm not a sausage

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"
You were mis-sold! Call the number you were given on the original contract and you will be able to discuss with a solicitor who can advise you on whether Sydney University will consider a refund.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

feck... who's got the popcorn?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

What happened to the missing three weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"also, your profile says you arent loking for sausages"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"also, your profile says you arent loking for sausages"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"feck... who's got the popcorn?"

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be gravy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

Must just be you mate, can't understand why...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"feck... who's got the popcorn?

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol "

meet you at "H" services... I have vodka

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shall we have a sweep stake on how many hit the block button ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL?"

Brilliant heading.

Because, of course, the problem definitely lies with everyone *except* the OP.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Seriously mate, have you considered your attitude as a possible reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love the forums on Thursdays

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I'll be back in a bit.. need laywers advice to see if I am allowed to say what I really want to......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I mind my own sausage

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"feck... who's got the popcorn?

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol

meet you at "H" services... I have vodka "

Even i know where "H" is count me in

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

over 6 weeks? you sure about that? might want to check your profile pal.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

lawyer said no....

now girls... play with the man... his raging angry hormones are out of control.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see where this one goes!!!! Single men get the flack jacket out as well as the pop corn and a tinny!

I'm quite partial to a good pork sausage with black pudding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many have gone to have a look and then blocked?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I mind my own sausage"

share ur sentiment !!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"feck... who's got the popcorn?

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol

meet you at "H" services... I have vodka

Even i know where "H" is count me in "

Depends what you're bringing to the party???

Can't be popcorn, chocolate or vodka.. We're sorted for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, reading his profile I'm as surprised as the OP that he hasn't got either a shag or a sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you mean we can get sausages on here , wow hope they pork and apple my fav "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would look closer to home if i were u .. were all fooking like rabbits ! lol

aint got time to read ur profile .. 2 mouthfuls of cock to deal with here ! "

Think it's him as I know plenty that are keeping me entertained

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!

over 6 weeks? you sure about that? might want to check your profile pal."

Must be the old "Time Drags When You're NOT having fun"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Hey, there's a dummy on the floor here! Anyone lost one?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not surprised you are pissed off actually. I haven't had a wank in over 6 hours.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"feck... who's got the popcorn?

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol

meet you at "H" services... I have vodka

Even i know where "H" is count me in "

you can pick me up as you pass then sweetie

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Actually I know what is wrong with us people... we all replied!!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oh my god peeing myself laughing here this is the funniest thread in ages

D xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"feck... who's got the popcorn?

Got some here.... and minstrels. Help yourself lol

meet you at "H" services... I have vodka

Even i know where "H" is count me in "

you can pick me up as you pass then sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

6 weeks??? im sure it says 3 on your profile.....

and if your not offering any sausage then im not playing

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

god i love "firebomb thursday" threads..... incoming!!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

OMFG Another newbie who thinks this is instashag.com

When will they ever fecking learn?

And yes us females will just lie down and take it from anyone...NOT!! GET A GRIP

And Foxy....breathe......

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

sorry to hear tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honestly, reading his profile I'm as surprised as the OP that he hasn't got either a shag or a sausage."

What you mean.. Its a fantastic profile. I can not understand why he isnt fighting them off with sticks..

Now seriously....

Can I have some of this pop corn..

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since when did feelings come into sex!!! Wow I'm going to so enjoy this thread!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Actually I know what is wrong with us people... we all replied!! "

THE POWER OF ZOMBIE TYPING..... mwahahahahaha!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'll be back in a bit.. need laywers advice to see if I am allowed to say what I really want to......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well a profile like that is enough to turn any man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am dead, picky that is

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

If it's sausages you are after, try your local Tesco's, Asda, Morrisons, Co-Op, or Sainsbury's; they all have plenty of varied stocks there.

On the other hand, if you wanted an Instant-Fix sex site, then jog on. It doesn't happen that way! You've only been on here 3 weeks! It takes time and patience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my! I've lost half a glass of wine and 1/4 of a bag of popcorn reading the opening post... I've lost the other half a glass and the rest of the popcorn reading the responses LOL!

OP, this site isn't a 'conveyer belt' of women with their legs wide open ready for many 1,000's of men 'wanting their turn'.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

are you sure ?????

i've hardly got time to wipe one babe off my knob,before another jumps on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS. Is there or is there not any sausage??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"What you mean we can get sausages on here , wow hope they pork and apple my fav "

Lol I love a good Banger!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Actually I know what is wrong with us people... we all replied!! "

Only cause it's Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets all rate his chances of getting a meet now girls!

Rate his chances from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

I'll start:-

-10

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ok. Time to fess up. I'm not pulling my weight.

Time was I'd be having five and six meets a week.

But blimming work has intruded and I can't meet till I get back from my trip.

I'm awfully sorry.

Must try harder. Will have two meets a day when I get back.

D'ya think that might clear the backlog?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day "
Dont you get it... he is after a sausage...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Lets all rate his chances of getting a meet now girls!

Rate his chances from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

I'll start:-

-10"

Cor, you started at such a high level????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously.... do the women you are looking for have to come with SAUSAGES.....

Will you want them fried, grilled or roasted .....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets all rate his chances of getting a meet now girls!

Rate his chances from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).

I'll start:-

-10"

Wow that high or is it low feck I'm confuddled anyone got a sausage I can suck on while I work things out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god i love "firebomb thursday" threads..... incoming!!!! "

VAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since when did feelings come into sex!!! Wow I'm going to so enjoy this thread!! "

I was going to comment on that.. I am not playing with anyones feelings.. just cocks ( when playing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come to our local club on Saturday noght you would see Sarah and I fucking about 4 different couples who we've met on here, some couples at the same time. plenty of sausages here.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone else predicting this thread having been started by our old friend "user no longer ob site" in the next half hour or so???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

71 replies in 14 mins thats got to be a record

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you come to our local club on Saturday noght you would see Sarah and I fucking about 4 different couples who we've met on here, some couples at the same time. plenty of sausages here. "

Saturday night*

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

Having checked your profile notes you come across as desperate and deluded.

P.s Perhaps your best of going to a massage parlour and paying for what you want as your attitude on here is less then favorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/12 21:33:27]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

In fact, I haven't had a cup of tea for quite a while. After all, that's hot and wet....tastes nice....can get different types and colours and no matter how often you have a nice cup of tea, you always enjoy the next one. My advice? Forget sex...drink tea.

Like Boy George once said "I'd rather have tea than sex but it doesn't half scald ya willy"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u "

Wtf is a twet??

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

are the kids off school this week !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day

Dont you get it... he is after a sausage..."

OK, I'll get the purple double-ended "sausage" out as well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He alienated single guys so no surprise he's not getting sausage !

I've sent a few cock pics to his mobile but it must be stuck in the back log(lol) as I've had no reply, that's just rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you should take a look at some other profiles, especially ones with verifications. Who gives a flying fuck whether you havent had sex for fifteen years?? You sound aggressive and desperate....not a good start.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

you women didn't bloody jump this quickly when i was offering krispy kreme doughnuts on saturday.....

so sausage works then.... hmmmmm....

pork and apple... yummy

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"are the kids off school this week !"

They are in Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?"

Oh oh please can I have some not had any in years

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

a profile that slags off everyone on the site will get you soooooo far on here congratulations you have now lost pretty much all chances of ever getting a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I've got to say I've read a few profiles in my time and that's possibly the best I've read... not!!

I think the OP has missed the target with "rant Thursday"

I like to think I am liberated anyone else!?!?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal"

Try the sausage stand

Inna bun!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury


"He alienated single guys so no surprise he's not getting sausage !

I've sent a few cock pics to his mobile but it must be stuck in the back log(lol) as I've had no reply, that's just rude "

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have not laughed as much as this in a while... what a hilarious thread. Big thanks to OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

Ah, you thought we're all easy and will fuck anything.

Simple mistake to make.

OP, look at yourself. Listen to yourself. Would you fuck you?

I know you'll say yes and that in itself is part of the problem.

There are a *lot* of guys on here looking for sex. A lot of them are younger, fitter, more attractive and present themselves better than you. The fact you're also clearly desperate and willing to fuck anyone at all is not encouraging.

Ask yourself why anyone would choose you over them. And then remember they haven't.

Getting it now?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

How strange that the OP has suddenly gone quiet!

Where has he gone????? Sulking in a corner perhaps, or licking his wounds?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u

Wtf is a twet?? "

its shortened yorkshire for blimey tha walked thar dog and got tutwet

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Is he still here then.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Ooooo he seems to have run away I wonder why lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"Maybe you should take a look at some other profiles, especially ones with verifications. Who gives a flying fuck whether you havent had sex for fifteen years?? You sound aggressive and desperate....not a good start. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!

Ah, you thought we're all easy and will fuck anything.

Simple mistake to make.

OP, look at yourself. Listen to yourself. Would you fuck you?

I know you'll say yes and that in itself is part of the problem.

There are a *lot* of guys on here looking for sex. A lot of them are younger, fitter, more attractive and present themselves better than you. The fact you're also clearly desperate and willing to fuck anyone at all is not encouraging.

Ask yourself why anyone would choose you over them. And then remember they haven't.

Getting it now?

"

Kinky I blooming love ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go easy on him. He hasn't had a shag since 1997

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Oh oh please can I have some not had any in years "

Black pudding and clootie with it Debs? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal

Try the sausage stand

Inna bun!"

Will that be the premium sausage - made with named meat?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Oh oh please can I have some not had any in years "

If you want some, ICELAND sells it in their stores!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u

Wtf is a twet?? "

D'oh! He left a vowel out! It should have read TW_NT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Oh oh please can I have some not had any in years

Black pudding and clootie with it Debs? x"

No black pudding ta x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

This is going to be the quickest 175 thread in history

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Go easy on him. He hasn't had a shag since 1997 "

my moneys on some poor dam squashed blow up sex doll getting a hammering in 1997

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

What's wrong?!!!!

You have an 8 line profile.

Line 1&2 is a complaint.

Line 5 a complaint about past sex life.

Line 7&8 a refual to answer calls.

Throw in your status, yet another complaint.

And you ask why you aren't getting action.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This is going to be the quickest 175 thread in history "

Yeah.. Started about 9.20... Lets see when it finishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Oh oh please can I have some not had any in years

If you want some, ICELAND sells it in their stores!"

Thank you , see op that's how to find sausages

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal

Try the sausage stand

Inna bun!

Will that be the premium sausage - made with named meat?"

Course it will be or I'll cut me own throat...rat onna stick anyone????

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal

Try the sausage stand

Inna bun!

Will that be the premium sausage - made with named meat?"

Yep. But rat is extra. And red sauce is more than the sausage.

But if you opt for the glory hole version it's free!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u "

I thought it might be T W O T ??

But it doesn't look right. TWOT? That's what horses do, isn't it?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Not saying this is linked to the op it might just be a random quiz

T W - T

whats the missing letter from a, e, i, o, u

Wtf is a twet??

D'oh! He left a vowel out! It should have read TW_NT "

Aaaah.. Twunt.. Damn that Sam for his poor speeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queue at the popcorn stand is bloody long now-where's the manager?! I wanna make a complaint!

crystal

Try the sausage stand

Inna bun!

Will that be the premium sausage - made with named meat?

Course it will be or I'll cut me own throat...rat onna stick anyone???? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

im not surprised with that attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He alienated single guys so no surprise he's not getting sausage !

I've sent a few cock pics to his mobile but it must be stuck in the back log(lol) as I've had no reply, that's just rude "

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"

my moneys on some poor dam squashed blow up sex doll getting a hammering in 1997 "

if u lube sex dolls up right they can be quite gud .. just a rumour i heard on another thread !! .. saves ur wrist though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Dear oh Dear... yet another popcorn crunching post!

I'm quite partial to a pork and blackpudding sausage! Specially with brown sauce

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Go easy on him. He hasn't had a shag since 1997 "

Must admit I'd be a bit tetchy if that was the case.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Congratulations over 100 replies in 20 mins. This must be a record

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"What's wrong?!!!!

You have an 8 line profile.

Line 1&2 is a complaint.

Line 5 a complaint about past sex life.

Line 7&8 a refual to answer calls.

Throw in your status, yet another complaint.

And you ask why you aren't getting action."

Tee hee it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/10/12 21:42:57]

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck"

View, Do you have a word document with all your nice comments stored in it to copy and paste? I'm sure I've seen this one before on a Thursday - is it #17???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok , All fems on here are obviously on here for instant fuck....so it seems to some.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Go easy on him. He hasn't had a shag since 1997

Must admit I'd be a bit tetchy if that was the case. "

Do you want us to advertise for more sausage for you as well as the OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is moving along s-l-o-w-l-y, so very s--l--o--o--w--l--y

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We had wild boar and apple sausages with mash, peas, squash and parsnips this evening. I log on and it's wild bore and popcorn on here.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day "

coff coff,ahem.i was just wondering caz,if the op can't make it.could i maybe fill in for him.

i've already got my sausage in hand.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ok , All fems on here are obviously on here for instant fuck....so it seems to some."

We are!

Just not with the OP...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck

View, Do you have a word document with all your nice comments stored in it to copy and paste? I'm sure I've seen this one before on a Thursday - is it #17???

"

I am waiting for Celebrity Juice and in a very good mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong?!!!!

You have an 8 line profile.

Line 1&2 is a complaint.

Line 5 a complaint about past sex life.

Line 7&8 a refual to answer calls.

Throw in your status, yet another complaint.

And you ask why you aren't getting action.

Tee hee it's true "
but he's grabbed lots of attention, just a pity it's the wrong sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I formed the distinct impression that I was promised sausage. No sausage has been forthcoming. I am off to bed. Humph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck

View, Do you have a word document with all your nice comments stored in it to copy and paste? I'm sure I've seen this one before on a Thursday - is it #17???

"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck"

View you are consistently a gent. I admire you.

OP, calm down, less shouting and life will get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok , All fems on here are obviously on here for instant fuck....so it seems to some.

We are!

Just not with the OP... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!"

We don't want to shag sausages though

Oh! Hang on, you're after a bit of sausage

There is plenty of sausage jockies on here, I'm sure they'll be lining up to bum you.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"keep positive and I am sure things will improve

good luck

View you are consistently a gent. I admire you.

OP, calm down, less shouting and life will get better."

cheers x

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have an overwhelming urge to have a roll n sausage now.. or a sausage sandwich...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an overwhelming urge to have a roll n sausage now.. or a sausage sandwich... "

INNA BUN!!!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Did someone mention sausages ?

Well dont get me started

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Has Mr Shouty gone away then?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

shall we take a sweep stake on how long it is before the OP leaves the site and reincarnates himself ?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

How long until 'What's wrong with you all 2?' Are we there yet?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day

coff coff,ahem.i was just wondering caz,if the op can't make it.could i maybe fill in for him.

i've already got my sausage in hand. "

Why thank you kind Sir, as the OP hasn't immediately turned up, with or without any pig based comestibles, then you're more than welcome to substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?"

Any tattie scones to go wi em ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for 24hr tescos......... the last pack of sausage rolls..... must have been a rush on

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How long until 'What's wrong with you all 2?' Are we there yet?"

5 - 10 minutes I'd guess

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Has Mr Shouty gone away then? "

Yep, he sloped off 25+ minutes ago!

He could have had the courtesy of waiting to hear all of our wonderful supportive comments!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!

We don't want to shag sausages though

Oh! Hang on, you're after a bit of sausage

There is plenty of sausage jockies on here, I'm sure they'll be lining up to bum you."

I'VE GOT IT!!!!

(sorry to shout but I had a eureka moment)

The Op is ranting about the lack of openly bi men in couples!

He wants sausage but doesn't want men unless they're half of a couple. So he's ranting at all the bi men who lie about it!

Obvious really.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Will you ladies pleade stop playing hard to get... It s so frustrating knowing you want his sausage...

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Will you ladies pleade stop playing hard to get... It s so frustrating knowing you want his sausage... "

All the sausage talk has done is make me want a sausage... (not the OP's) ... just a sausage

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"We had wild boar and apple sausages with mash, peas, squash and parsnips this evening. I log on and it's wild bore and popcorn on here."

Licks you are so posh wild boar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a site for sexually liberated people - I think most of you are either dead or pissing about with people feelings. Been on it for over 6 weeks now - NOT A FUCKIN' SAUSAGE!!

We don't want to shag sausages though

Oh! Hang on, you're after a bit of sausage

There is plenty of sausage jockies on here, I'm sure they'll be lining up to bum you.

I'VE GOT IT!!!!

(sorry to shout but I had a eureka moment)

The Op is ranting about the lack of openly bi men in couples!

He wants sausage but doesn't want men unless they're half of a couple. So he's ranting at all the bi men who lie about it!

Obvious really. "

Remembers somewhere on a distant thread being told to nod and just say yes so nods yes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Come on ladies surely it deserves a sympathy shag if nothing else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's shocking that after 3 wks that he hasn't been layed!

Call this site a swingers website??!! xx

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

WORST PROFILE EVER

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day

coff coff,ahem.i was just wondering caz,if the op can't make it.could i maybe fill in for him.

i've already got my sausage in hand.

Why thank you kind Sir, as the OP hasn't immediately turned up, with or without any pig based comestibles, then you're more than welcome to substitute "

lol

i'll leave your nighty up,it's the only way you'll know i've cum and gone.

oh except for the smell of sausage.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Come on ladies surely it deserves a sympathy shag if nothing else"

But it's sausage he wants.. Go on Ryan. Take one for the team

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

On a brighter note, sales of sausages have gone up thanks to this thread. ^^ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay this is the best Thursday rant thread for ages, I've been waiting fucking weeks for this

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Any tattie scones to go wi em ? "

of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on ladies surely it deserves a sympathy shag if nothing else"

Why you pretending to be a snow man

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"On a brighter note, sales of sausages have gone up thanks to this thread. ^^ x"

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By *lgernonMan
over a year ago

cupar

All in a days work.... trolling from 1000 miles away lol :P

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have a pack of square sausage in the freezer... do you think that will do for the OP?

Any tattie scones to go wi em ? "

Yep.. But not frozen sausages.. Fresh ones.. and brown sauce

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By *uriouskinky2Couple
over a year ago

wrexham

With all this talk of sausages I can't get the image of the talking dog on That's Life! out of my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too young for the OP's sausage, not sure what I will do now to console myself

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Quite a fast moving thread, but I'm dog-tired and yearning for me bed... when it gets near 175 can someone post how long it took

OP - I'll leave door open, but pull me nightie down when you're done - there, that's my good deed for the day

coff coff,ahem.i was just wondering caz,if the op can't make it.could i maybe fill in for him.

i've already got my sausage in hand.

Why thank you kind Sir, as the OP hasn't immediately turned up, with or without any pig based comestibles, then you're more than welcome to substitute

lol

i'll leave your nighty up,it's the only way you'll know i've cum and gone.

oh except for the smell of sausage. "

my darling father in law, you know you are not allowed to mention meat in my presence xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Flippin'eck.. cant say i'm surprised mind you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand it can be frustrating at times when ur really horny and nobody is biting for meets, but OP u have to look realis...ahhh fuckit...another usernolongeronsite approaches....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I've always been a Richmond's girl, myself. With Branston tomato ketchup, mmmmmmm!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I hope the OP is having a good chuckle to this,if he'd said hello in the intro forum it would have gathered dust for days

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am too young for the OP's sausage, not sure what I will do now to console myself "

Oh me too .... Party to celebrate I think..

Drinks and buffet provided ..... Sausages only of course

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