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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football was invented by Sir Isaac Newton. After the first Apple incident he stood under the same tree, an apple fell and he volleyed it into the top corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Football was invented by Sir Isaac Newton. After the first Apple incident he stood under the same tree, an apple fell and he volleyed it into the top corner."

I believe that. He had trials for Cobblingtown Town old boys.

Winston

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

The hippopotamus is the only living creature that is physically unable to hiccup.

Xx G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo was invented in india by a tribe of pygmys who chased after hole filled mints while riding goats

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Putin was grown in a petrie dish, hence his defective judgement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt and vinegar crisps were created by accident.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The Great Wall of China can be seen from Australia on a sunny day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup was invented by someone trying to make wine from tomatoes.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

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Jogging was invented in the 80s by Jim'll Fix-It but he had a heart attack and died jogging due to the weight of his gold jewellery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Jogging was invented in the 80s by Jim'll Fix-It but he had a heart attack and died jogging due to the weight of his gold jewellery "

I wish that was true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey is actually bee jobbie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clouds are formed when cows eat too much grass and fart them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow was invented in Austria and has since become their biggest export

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

On evey 3rd Thursday of the month, for every £1 you spend £5 appears in its place the next day.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The sea is salty because of the sea men

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Coconuts are mammals because they grow hair and produce milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Running was invented in 1748 by Thomas Running, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

Jogging was invented in the 80s by Jim'll Fix-It but he had a heart attack and died jogging due to the weight of his gold jewellery

I wish that was true."

Same.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Due to selective breeding over the last 671 years, horses actually put out 1.2 horsepower, not the stated 1 horsepower from when horses were invented.

Winston

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By *inkfisherCouple
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Fussball is when the players have hissy fits during a game

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Swearing was invented by the wife of the inventor of Lego, when she stood upon the first piece he made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a tribe of pygmies called the phucama, the live in the long grasses in the fertlie plains formed by the river.

They can only be heard when they attack other tribes or incomers,the war cry " where the phucama "

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By *inkfisherCouple
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

There is a pattern on the inside of your upper eyelid that is as unique as your fingerprint.

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

The symbol of the Isle of Mann derives from the founders of its parliament: three one legged Vikings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pluto isn’t a planet anymore because it decided to have its own pluxit and it was too cool for school to be in the boring planet club like the rest of them

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Before the invention of rivers, people had to carry their boats from one place to another

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Kylie Grealish has agreed to lick clean all the sets of scales of the good men who took part in her scientific experiment earlier..:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief the internet wasn't invented in the 1960s - 70s by Tim Berners-Lee, but by the Egyptians in 47 BC.

It was thought it would help share knowledge about pyramid construction, but mostly got used for sharing nudes of Cleopatra, so they scraped the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before the invention of rivers, people had to carry their boats from one place to another"

I fucking love this fact.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Nobel Prize for Physics has been awarded to a scientist who proved that a tree falling in the woods really does make a sound.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The car was invented by Professor Stephen Hawkins when he strapped 2 rockets to his wheelchair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Once a year all of Wikipedia is printed off and placed in a vault in Norway.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first electric battery was invented by the Irish after they got pissed off with people making jokes about their earlier invention of the solar powered torch - who's laughing now hey, HEY???

Impact triggered parachute - patent pending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 was actually based on the 1880 book of the same name written by HG Wells

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By *inkfisherCouple
over a year ago

Cleethorpes


"Once a year all of Wikipedia is printed off and placed in a vault in Norway.

Winston "

Well preserving the truth and nothing but the truth is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter is the prequel to the bible.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Karaoke was invented by an Indian gentleman

Mr Gerrupta Singh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once a year all of Wikipedia is printed off and placed in a vault in Norway.

Winston

Well preserving the truth and nothing but the truth is important "

Indeed it is.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very romantic wise old Japanese man called fukka Yumises from the village of Knackersaki invented swinging for his wife in the year of the cock (1069)

He got the idea after noticing her constantly ordering spitroast drizzled with cream of sumyounguy on her justmeat carrier pigeon app.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes were invented by !

Lord wonko !

In 1658 to keep the troops happy on way to battle of naseby

Lord wonko was a royalist

So had all his lands and estates forfeit to the crown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Japanese pass time that translates as "empty orchestra" was brought to the UK by Gary Oakey, cousin of Phil.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese was invented by Madonna after she watched a documentary on how to make atomic bombs in one's bath, pap don't brie.became quite popular amongst the indigenous people of stretham common so much she added cheddar however this wasn't such a success . She blamed it on the brie

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Food allergy symptoms

Wete discovered by anna flectic

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Chinese philosopher Confusious had a brother who knew absolutely nothing. He was called Fuktefyno.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fart on the toilet bowl 1st thing in the morning wales thing your flirting with them

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Contrary to popular beliefs,FAF messages have a 100% success rate

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

The Stella pint glass is shaped the way it is to enhance the taste of the lager by allowing the bubbles to fizz with more intensity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declan Rice has a very tasty sister called Jasmine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adam and Eve

The erotic movie

Fifty shades ha

Wait till snake gets ya

Huba huba

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Football was originally intended to be a sport for amputees but, following a big night out, they were all legless and on their arses, rather than on the pitch. Instead, men from the local Temperance Committee were asked to stand in, and the rest, as they say, is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A formula 1 car can create a skidmark of 2km in length and 3 inches deep.

This amazing feat can only be surpassed by Susan Boyle.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

If you dial 666 on any phone and at the same time look in the mirror and say ‘Candyman’ three times. Noel Edmonds will turn up at your address with a gotcha trophy stuck up his ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrators where invented by mistake when a lady accidentally fell and landed on a her electric toothbrush

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

McDonalds was invented because Marie Antoinette couldn't be bothered to wash up plates and cutlery.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

When Captain Scott was planning his Antarctic expedition he approached the famous Fortnum and Maisons and asked them to develop a warming none alcoholic drink that the men could drink in their tents at night.

The task was passed to a junior chef in the store who developed a malted powder that could be mixed with milk and heated on a gas stove.

The young chef’s name was ‘Malty Horlicks’

Which by coincidence is my drab superhero name !

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Jason Donovan died years ago. All his roles are now played by Kylie Minogue, which is why you never see them in the same room at the same time.

Gbat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Boris Johnson is a competent Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Roman myth, the God of War used to be quite a peaceful chilled out guy until someone stole his chocolate bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were to mix the inside of a cream egg with the inside of a kinder egg you’d end up with a powerful explosive capable of blowing the bloody doors off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin is a vegan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some great ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you were to mix the inside of a cream egg with the inside of a kinder egg you’d end up with a powerful explosive capable of blowing the bloody doors off."

Not a lot of people know that.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key was invented by a single man after a conversation with his married freind, his freind told him that he couldn’t find his wife’s clitoris.

The man thought he was missing out something and he needed something in his life that he couldn’t find, and on that day the key was invented.

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By *heshire_male999Man
over a year ago

Caernarfon

87.3% of statistics are made up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson is a competent Prime Minister"

There's always one that has to take it too far and ruin it

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Ant and Dec are really 2 badgers in human suits.

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London

The human male ejaculates, on average, 1500 times in their lifetime.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Toast was invented by a caveman who stood too close to a fire and burnt his arse. Another cavenman saw his burnt cheeks and decided to do the same only with slices of bread.

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

credit to the IT Crowd: if you type Google into Google it will break the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The human male ejaculates, on average, 1500 times in their lifetime. "

I feel bad for the men that had to die young to maintain that average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"87.3% of statistics are made up!"

But the other 23.7% are true.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"87.3% of statistics are made up!

But the other 23.7% are true. "

What about the other 10%?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"87.3% of statistics are made up!

But the other 23.7% are true.

What about the other 10%?"

Control group.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"87.3% of statistics are made up!

But the other 23.7% are true.

What about the other 10%?

Control group. "

Doh.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The human male ejaculates, on average, 1500 times in their lifetime. "

That’s only once a day for four years of their life, really ? If you watch fab statuses the guys are doing it in at least half that time

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Snooker was invented by a doctor , performing operations on eunuch,s And placing the Gonads in his wife's musical triangle..

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Swinging is just an inherited trait from when we were all monkeys.

Charles Darwin first noted this on a trip to London Zoo

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fart and burp at the same time you spontaneously combust, unless you are in the bath at time.

Having done this in the bath myself and not spontaneously combusted, I know the latter part is true.

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By *969Jay6969Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

It’s 10 inches long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pull a guinea-pig's tail its eyes will fall out

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Neural brain scans of cats show that 87% of pet cats hate their owners and reguarly plan ways to kill them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put your knob in a pond full of carp you get a free blow job

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Coconuts are mammals because they grow hair and produce milk."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxygen is the cause of old age.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

If you put your finger in your butt when you're about to break wind, your eyes will pop out unless you close your eyes

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Ancient Egypt was the product of an early lego craze that got out of control.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

The first brothel opened in Great Britain was called Screwfix

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fake taxi's aren't actually fake.

They're real black cabs. The fact that every time you use one in London and don't get a shag is purely down to the fact the driver thinks you're a munter.

A

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Over 1 million pet rabbits are named Warren

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

In the original book of the " Blade runner " film...

(Do Androids dream of electric sheep)...

Decker was a bouncy castle salesman before becoming a blade runner...

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Barry Manilow can change the clutch in a Ford Cortina in under seven minutes.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A Boomerang got its name from the sugary shells filled with cream that people used to scare trick or treaters.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wee that smells like sugar puffs ain't wee. It's honey monster spunk

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

An average man's nose hairs - when extracted - can reach lengths of 6ft 3"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hemmingway climbed everest in 1634 and set up basic camp

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Interdimensional visitors built The Great Pyramid as a form of graffiti, so that Humans would waste their time pondering on it's origins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plants are actually more sentient than we think, and are actually farming animals, feeding them oxygen till they die and then use the remains as a source of food and places to grow and live.

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