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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a set of scales. Really posh ones too. They can work out calories and everything. ![]() | |||
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"No weigh. " I'm sure you'll measure up. | |||
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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() I do, I tend to do a fair bit of cooking | |||
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"I shall try an experiment of weighing Mrs S before, and after I’ve slipped her a length. ![]() I’ve seen your ruler. I wouldn’t trust your scales ![]() | |||
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"I shall try an experiment of weighing Mrs S before, and after I’ve slipped her a length. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The last bloke I met with kitchen scales was drug dealer ![]() I have scales lol granted my ex bought them but I weigh cereals lol due to SlimmingWorld Unfortunately not a dealer unless count my snack tubs | |||
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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() Bit sexist. We can even cook these days too. ![]() | |||
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"I do cum ALOT and a repeater too. Once I'm verified I will have to upload a video " Can't weight. | |||
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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah...I cook! I'm not jizzing on my kitchen utensils though. Ewwww. | |||
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"The last bloke I met with kitchen scales was drug dealer ![]() If you was given underweight you'd be complaining that you didn't get your moneys worth | |||
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"I did it but the scales broke from the weight. Oh well! " Show off x ![]() | |||
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" Do boys have such kitchen devices? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Boooooo boring! You can always clean with tissues and kitchen spray ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi guys, it’s me, Kylie … AGAIN... Ok so like this male friend of mine, we like totally have a connection and he totally adores me etc, he had this super fun idea ( ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now watch how many guys seeminly cant do it, or say they are heavy cummer and repeaters, or dont have scales etc etc. You can actually cheat with your weight of your cum by setting the scales down so you give incorrect reading. I've done this before, but not with cum. Used to do it with d#ugs. So you earned more money by underweighing the w$@d...if you know what I mean. | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() I meaaaannnn…. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also guys if you’re worried about getting spunk on your scales just cover them with cling film, but I mean …..you expect us girls to swallow your loads, and u are afraid to mess up ur scales??! it really isn’t going to hurt, it will come off in the dish washer! And I bet some of you wanked into worst things , bet you used ur 6.99 primark trunks as cum rag , Mr Gats!!! X admit it ![]() My lady friends prefer to watch me cum on myself ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() Don’t tell me you’ve never weighed a guys cum? Pah ![]() | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() ![]() ![]() You always bring a smile to my face Miss ![]() | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() ![]() Hmmm well there was this one time at band camp… | |||
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"The last bloke I met with kitchen scales was drug dealer ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() ![]() Don’t ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter. #ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer" Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research ![]() | |||
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"Wtf Kylie ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha that wouldn’t surprise me one bit! ![]() | |||
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again. " Sowwwwwyyyyy ![]() | |||
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again. " They're all doing the Hollywood Handshake. | |||
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again. Sowwwwwyyyyy ![]() No don't be!!! I hate baking, this makes it a lot more fun!!! | |||
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"Right I’m gonna have a good hour and a half edging session and wank onto the scales circa 1730 GMT Might weigh out some flour for pancakes after ![]() I mean, it might be the secret ingredient for the perfect pancakes ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait to see it add onto profiles, no more heavy cummer; it'll be I can cum 57ml instead. Do you want me to drop 46.7ml on your face? " Magneto, behave ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again. They're all doing the Hollywood Handshake. " Wet handshake.... | |||
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"I just have images of guys wanking into their kitchen scales now....baking will never be the same again. They're all doing the Hollywood Handshake. Wet handshake...." So this is why you want cake. | |||
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"No chance.....I get drained so much these days that I'm surprised I'm not just ejaculating dust! ![]() ![]() So 0g from you ![]() | |||
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"Ok, corrected on one and all owning kitchen scales... ...but I can now see complaints to trading standards that new and old purchased measuring scales aren't accurate ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know, just think im doing it all in the name of Spu… I meant science ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ok, corrected on one and all owning kitchen scales... ...but I can now see complaints to trading standards that new and old purchased measuring scales aren't accurate ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You might unearth a new Guinness book of records title holder ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely the physics favour a younger man, who hasn't ejaculated for say, a week or two?" You want there to be age band categories ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Surely the physics favour a younger man, who hasn't ejaculated for say, a week or two? You want there to be age band categories ![]() ![]() Fair comparison, right? ![]() | |||
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"No chance.....I get drained so much these days that I'm surprised I'm not just ejaculating dust! ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I can still get drained of thd wet stuff Kylie, don't you worry about that ![]() | |||
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"Surely the physics favour a younger man, who hasn't ejaculated for say, a week or two?" Not necessarily? ![]() | |||
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"Surely the physics favour a younger man, who hasn't ejaculated for say, a week or two? Not necessarily? ![]() 25 years ago, it would fly across the room. Now it needs rope and ladders to exit ![]() | |||
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter. #ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research ![]() I'm not sure it's a research paper I'm keen on reading lol | |||
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"I not sure what's odder, Kylie asking us to do this or some bloke trying to impress Kylie with the weight of his baby batter. #ownsdigitalscalesandnotadealer Don’t do it for me , do it in the name of research ![]() Some student is busy writing his dissertation on this, and he'll go on to win a research scholarship for it. | |||
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"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard ![]() Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing: light flyweight, 80+ flyweight, 70+ super flyweight, 65-69 bantamweight, 60-64 super bantamweight, 55-59 featherweight, 50-54 super featherweight, 45-49 lightweight, 40-44 super lightweight, 35-39 welterweight, 31-34 super welterweight, 27-30 middleweight, 23-26 super middleweight, 19-22 (Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You’ve actually put some real effort into this ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() Keep your science out of the way of the comedy!! | |||
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"I don't own scales, but after two vasectomy operations, I don't think I'd be worrying Kylie's leaderboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Featherweight it is then ![]() | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() Alright, spaff into your favourite cereal bowl (after zeroing) instead ![]() | |||
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" Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing: (Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know I've somewhat alarmed myself the thought I've given this ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Thought there was going to be age banding ... like the reverse of boxing: (Not going any lower! But back to your teens: light heavyweight, cruiserweight, heavyweight ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Shows quality in your thought processes x | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() If it was a proper experiment there would be assistants to lend a hand?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() ![]() ![]() And provide cake obviously | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Who's going to lick the bowl afterwards?! ![]() | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes someone needs to hold the extraction tube. | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() ![]() . High protein porridge tomorrow then. | |||
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"You don't have to spunk ON the scales guys. Put an old yoghurt pot on, zero it, THEN splurge into the pot. Are any of you scientists?! ![]() ![]() ![]() Every drop counts ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In the nicest way possible, absolutely fucking not ![]() Booooo you! Boring ![]() | |||
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"Just trying to think how to explain to my father in law as he uses his key shouting " anyone home ? "" Hahaha!!! This made me laugh | |||
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"Make sure your scales are cleaned afterwards. It could totally stuff up your Flour/butter ratio. Brings a whole new meaning to cake with cream ![]() The secret ingredient ![]() | |||
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"Hi guys, it’s me, Kylie … AGAIN... Ok so like this male friend of mine, we like totally have a connection and he totally adores me etc, he had this super fun idea ( ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not a fair challenge cause I don't have your sexy ass in my house to stimulate all my little sexotozoids to swim out their hiding place ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone ever weighed your new tits?" No, but if you wanna do the honour? X haha They should be 700g, in theory ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone ever weighed your new tits? No, but if you wanna do the honour? X haha They should be 700g, in theory ![]() waaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy there you go ![]() | |||
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"Has anyone ever weighed your new tits? No, but if you wanna do the honour? X haha They should be 700g, in theory ![]() ![]() I mean that’s like the equivalent of: 4 large oranges Or 3 and a half Cadbury choc bars Or 2 cans of Coca Cola ![]() | |||
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"I tried to weigh mine. The staff in the fruit and veg isle at Asda weren’t happy. Now I’m not allowed within 500 yards of any supermarket. Cheers Kylie ![]() Sorry ![]() | |||
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"Top tip guys: wank in to a icing bag so you don't have to worry about aiming too much, and then you can neatly pipe it on to the scales instead of splattering your nice new worktop ![]() ![]() I mean, L… you got till Wednesday to try again ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales. I suppose I’ll have to give it another go. ![]() ![]() U have till Wednesday 9pm to keep trying ![]() | |||
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales. I suppose I’ll have to give it another go. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales. I suppose I’ll have to give it another go. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, one load! But you can obviously give the best reading out of ur attempts ![]() | |||
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"Blow load into cup....freeze it...weigh it. Its heavier ![]() ![]() That’s cheating!!!! | |||
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"Blow load into cup....freeze it...weigh it. Its heavier ![]() ![]() You never stipulated a full list of rules ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tried 3 times…but every time I just kept shooting past the scales. I suppose I’ll have to give it another go. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If only this couldve been a team event, solo performances aren’t as fruitful for me as a joint effort lol ![]() | |||
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"I’m a bit concerned. I’ve read through the whole thread with people suggesting yogurt pots, jars and cling film to prevent getting scales messy. On balance… ![]() ![]() Last sentence - absolute gold ![]() | |||
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"It be more fun measuring the amount rather than waight or even the distance that would be fun see who could cum the furthest! " The distance challenge could be the next one ![]() | |||
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"Hang on, I’ve spent too long worrying about making a mess on my cake baking scales that I’ve missed the obvious… Just write ‘The’ on one of your new lady bumps and ‘Scales’ on the other. ![]() ![]() This is brilliant ![]() | |||
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"Hang on, I’ve spent too long worrying about making a mess on my cake baking scales that I’ve missed the obvious… Just write ‘The’ on one of your new lady bumps and ‘Scales’ on the other. ![]() ![]() ![]() For me, yes. ![]() | |||
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