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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?

Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?

I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.

Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?

I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?

Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?

I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.

Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?

I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!

"

Wow, you've put some thought into this Dan

Maybe the eyes of my OH - they're gorgeous

Lips of Tom Hardy

Body of Thor

Legs of a certain Monkey man in here

Feet of....meh, who cares

PNG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum "

No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Imagine for a moment, if you will, that I’m a mad psycho-nut rather disturbingly into abducting your fave celebs (or even your fave Fabsters!) and carving then up and mish-mashing their best bits into some grotesque, yet rather alluring (once all the scars have healed up), Frankenstein’s-Monster-style perfect fuck buddy?

Who would you choose and what bits of theirs would be in our crazed creation?

I think I’d choose the arse of Scarlett Johansson, the boobs of #SheKnowsWhoSheIsOffOfFabSwingers, the lips of Angelina Jolie, the eyes of Eve Muirhead, Team GB Womens Curling Skip and sex Goddess, and the cheekbones of Priti Patel. For starters, anyway. I’ll have a think about the rest of my anything-but-hideous creation later.

Anyway, help a brother out here, what parts of which person are you nominating to add to FrankenFuckBuddy?

I guess to be fair we can have male and female versions or maybe a hybrid, who knows. Who even cares!? Anyway over to you, Fabsters!

Wow, you've put some thought into this Dan

Maybe the eyes of my OH - they're gorgeous

Lips of Tom Hardy

Body of Thor

Legs of a certain Monkey man in here

Feet of....meh, who cares

PNG x "

He sounds like a Franken-Hunk! I like it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum

No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!? "

I'd happily accept a clone of Marilyn Monroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo this could be fun

Ok

Let’s start

Jess J long hair

Meika Woollard Face

Mariah Carey Boobs

Sofia Vergara Waist

My bum

keira croft Lady garden

Bebe Rexha Legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo this could be fun

Ok

Let’s start

Jess J long hair

Meika Woollard Face

Mariah Carey Boobs

Sofia Vergara Waist

My bum

keira croft Lady garden

Bebe Rexha Legs

"

For got holly homes arms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy to have my fuckbuddies as they come...or rather as they cum

No blood thirsty fantasies to carve them up and stitch them back together again!?! Just me then!?

I'd happily accept a clone of Marilyn Monroe "

I was going to say something about digging her up and reanimating her with some crazy electrical / lightning contraption, then I thought that might not meet the Fab community standards. So I won’t!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo this could be fun

Ok

Let’s start

Jess J long hair

Meika Woollard Face

Mariah Carey Boobs

Sofia Vergara Waist

My bum

keira croft Lady garden

Bebe Rexha Legs

For got holly homes arms "

Ooh interesting choices!! I’m off to Google Keira Croft’s lady garden!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo this could be fun

Ok

Let’s start

Jess J long hair

Meika Woollard Face

Mariah Carey Boobs

Sofia Vergara Waist

My bum

keira croft Lady garden

Bebe Rexha Legs

For got holly homes arms

Ooh interesting choices!! I’m off to Google Keira Croft’s lady garden!! "

Ha ha definitely is a mixed bag there

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