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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...

to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.

Keep up the good work!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

really it was nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no really, it was nothing

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Standing ovulations are always good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"no really, it was nothing"
did you not keep it up then?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

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Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

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over a year ago

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok have revised my question - he can stand in front of me facing me ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!! "

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok f i stand behind you?

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok f i stand behind you?"

mmmm ok by me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

I could always stand between you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol "

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

PS what was the exact name before I go ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!"

bloody post office

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

That's cos no-one wanted to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

I could always stand between you both

Deal

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!"
We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

I could always stand between you both

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Deal... could you face me please?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

That's cos no-one wanted to....

Poor Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

PS what was the exact name before I go ask?"

shit i forgot..

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over a year ago

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

I could always stand between you both

Deal... could you face me please?

think he might be getting dizzy - keep turning him round n round

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"If we stand in a long line we can pat each other on the back and before anyone asks, please can _nvictus stand in front and behind me ............. just a thought

Ever heard of the concept of sharing, Missy?

Nope

I could always stand between you both

Deal... could you face me please?

think he might be getting dizzy - keep turning him round n round

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5 minutes each at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol) "

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

shit i forgot..

It couldn't have been that good then

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)"
Emminence Noire...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...? "

HornyPoliceman is behind me ........

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)"

That was only huddle Number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?

HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ "
If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures? "

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

one way to find out

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"no really, it was nothingdid you not keep it up then?

sadly no one to keep it up for

I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

"
Me, too -who s first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Bows and opens mac for the best crowd pleaser reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?

HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal? "

shall we just quit the line and form a little huddle of our own ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Bows and opens mac for the best crowd pleaser reaction

Once you've seen one laptop you've seen them all I'm afraid!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)Emminence Noire...?

HornyPoliceman is behind me ........ If he is behind you, then Invictus is facing me. Then we turn and have them in reverse order. Deal?

shall we just quit the line and form a little huddle of our own ??

I ll go with the flow...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

Me too -who s first? "

I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Standing ovulations are always good...

Just had to double check I didn't actually write that... lmao!!

pmsl

yeah its been a wicked day.. i know mods had to remove it but i loved daves would you thread lol

I will see if Admin will get it back, just so I can see what the fuss was about as it wasn't really a fuck me thread.

I missed it too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, thank you, thank you...

Bows and opens mac for the best crowd pleaser reaction

Once you've seen one laptop you've seen them all I'm afraid!

Good one Dave! I am impressed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

Me too -who s first?

I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there

break me?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

Me too -who s first?

I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there

break me?

its ok u have been liberated from them and in a huddle with me

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over a year ago

"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

Me too -who s first?

I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there

break me?

Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be careful.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Order, please! I am getting so confused as to who is doing what with whom... Help somebody...?

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over a year ago

"I did try to have myself couriered to you yesterday but I was kidnapped by a wannabe slave trader.

Dangerous place, this forum!We could both keep it up for him? Just a thought...difficult times... desperate measures?

You think he could handle that?

I'm willing to give it a go

Me too -who s first?

I'm 2 hours away. Don't break him before I get there

break me?

its ok u have been liberated from them and in a huddle with me

don't worry i'm sure i can handle all three of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum

With a name like yours him touching you is the least of your worries ! I can hear him saying " I'll go large" as we speak

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over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)"

scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum

Don't worry, that's my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)

scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle

i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle"

Dont! It is quality that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huddle?

What ever happened to old school 'bundles' ?

Way much more fun - especially if you throw in a paddling pool, some jelly, maybe some baby oil.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle

Dont! It is quality that counts

thanks for trying to make me feel better but i feel i'm in the championship rather than the premier league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle"

please dont, how about just turn it into a mammoth huddle.. feel free to bring custard lube and chocolate.. oh and squirty cream

fuck it... ORGYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel insulted by the term 2nd huddle

please dont, how about just turn it into a mammoth huddle.. feel free to bring custard lube and chocolate.. oh and squirty cream

fuck it... ORGYYYYYYYYYYYYY

now that's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A huddle?

What ever happened to old school 'bundles' ?

Way much more fun - especially if you throw in a paddling pool, some jelly, maybe some baby oil.....?

great minds papa smurf

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?

What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not?

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over a year ago

"I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?

What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not?"

We need a "Fab iplayer" - so you can watch all the action as it unfolds - the disappearing threads, the disappearing Russian hookers, the craziness and mayhem - and not miss out on the fun as a threads hit 175!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I spend a day in the world out there and I miss it all. Is there a short catch-up version (that is publishable)?

What happened to the auction? Have a I got Funky Monkey and Invictus? Who ended up with Kinky? Was Minxie in a twofer deal or not?

Disappearing Russian Rugby players?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.

I've taken myself off the market.

However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make myself temporarily available*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.

I've taken myself off the market.

However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely."

How did you get out of the crate? This is like Soap. I need a voice-over to get me up to speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh, Cute got me today, for a girly dress-up and take photos day. But I donated myself willingly for that.

I've taken myself off the market.

However, I've said I may temporarily make myself available to any hotties who ask nicely.

How did you get out of the crate? This is like Soap. I need a voice-over to get me up to speed."

I packed myself into the crate. I wasn't silly enough to do that without a means of getting out

I had a crowbar in there with me. And a big axe.

I like axes. I own 3.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...

to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.

Keep up the good work!!!

It absolutely has... I'm trying to stay awake in case there's any more before midnight

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive known much better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me to have had a busy day and missed it!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still giggling. I stumbled on it late but think I caught the end of it. Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

class day.. love it when you get the right mix of folk in and its just constant sparks/jibes.. just works

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Thank you all and good night xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you all and good night xxxxx"

hope you get some sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite nite all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

thats all the eye candy in the forum except for russy,, share them with me when your done (if they are alive lol)

I disagree.

Archangel, Rentadread, HornyPoliceman, Up4funandgames, tongueingroove...

(apologies to any hotties I've missed)

scrap Archangel and that makes a pretty damm close 2nd huddle

*Goes and sits in ugly corner, sobbing gently... Doesn't make cut for 2nd huddle, hopes for 38th huddle...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah we turned it into a mass huggle... so just join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah we turned it into a mass huggle... so just join in

Ah, well that's ok then. Enjoy a good mass huggling...!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

Tubbs.. Your ass was on my 3rd sweetie xx o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tubbs.. Your ass was on my 3rd sweetie xx o"

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

You are welcome

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum

With a name like yours him touching you is the least of your worries ! I can hear him saying " I'll go large" as we speak

full of it yesterday weren't you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened yesterday? I can vaguely recall - but there's a brass band, a dozen lumberjacks and a million wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain in my head right now and everythings a bit fuzzy!

Might be something to do with the empty vodka bottle I stubbed my toe on this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papa smurf you piss head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a rather entertaining day on the forum wasn't it???

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?"

My teleportation chamber is still in development, something isn't right with it yet. I've tried gold glitter, silver glitter and hundreds and thousands but nothing seems to work. It might need tinsel.

As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.

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over a year ago

"I baggsy a huddle with Ryan, Dave, Obi, Funky and McMuffin...

I'm in as long as Ryan doesn't try and squeeze my bum

With a name like yours him touching you is the least of your worries ! I can hear him saying " I'll go large" as we speak

full of it yesterday weren't you !"

Well what can I say I was inspired!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?

As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.

I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.

As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Have to say, it was one of the best Thursdays I can remember for a while ... Great way to get back after my hollibobs - thanks everyone

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Standing ovation... Pat on the back... Congratulations...

to all on the forums today. This has got to classify as one the best and funniest "Rant Thursday's" in a long time.

Keep up the good work!!!

Thanks. Im taking this as a virtual Fanny Fart, or in other words, that High Five I wanted

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?

As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.

I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.

As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?"

I say madam!

The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!

I must away to my laboratory with no further a do!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?

As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.

I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.

As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?

I say madam!

The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!

I must away to my laboratory with no further a do! "

NO GLITTER!!!

It seeps into my timestream like an insidious glittering menace and cause havoc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papa smurf you piss head lol"

Me? Don't know what you mean?

Please tell me there was no singing or stripping in chat last night?

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over a year ago

"Funky, do you have a teleporter I can borrow for a little while please?

As for yesterday, I want my thread brought back. I had to go in a meeting after making it and I never got to see who would fuck my thread before it was deleted.

I missed it completely but it sounds as though everyone fucked your thread and it retired exhausted and possibly a little ashamed of itself.

As to the teleporter, did you try sticking that flappy thing with a little bit of red glitter glue and a gold star sticker?

I say madam!

The gold star sticker is a long shot but it just might work!

I must away to my laboratory with no further a do!

NO GLITTER!!!

It seeps into my timestream like an insidious glittering menace and cause havoc.

no no no and a thousand times no, I am the one that causes HAVOC and mayhem - no one can nick that from me, the Glitter will have to cause something else instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papa smurf you piss head lol

Me? Don't know what you mean?

Please tell me there was no singing or stripping in chat last night?

you were well behaved ... unfortunately lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papa smurf you piss head lol

Me? Don't know what you mean?

Please tell me there was no singing or stripping in chat last night?

you were well behaved ... unfortunately lol

Really? Makes a change - but hey i'll take your word on it!

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