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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes because minge brain is a real thing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yes. Some of them.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I have.

And I did.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Thats the best part about pulling in real life, embracing the horndog moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See told ya

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I can't say I have thought that.

Mrs

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

I've definitely seen some of those looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc)

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Most definitely

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Gosh. These women are animals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had "I'd like to sit on his face" thoughts before

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

We're just pieces of meat to them

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've had "I'd like to sit on his face" thoughts before

So rude. If you did that I’d poke my tongue out. Hang on.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc) "

Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc)

Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle?

Depends who you ask!

Plus I said less obvious, not subtle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Women just tend to be less obvious about it. (reason for being so could be up for debate - naturally, expectation from society etc)

Oh crap. Are we meant to be subtle?

Depends who you ask!

Plus I said less obvious, not subtle

Phew. I was worried for a moment.

Normal service may now resume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had "I'd like to sit on his face" thoughts before

Heavenly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Yes but only to those I’ve already met or due to meet.

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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago

where the world takes me

"I've had "I'd like to sit on his face" thoughts before

Yeah sorry i know i talk to much but you could just ask me to shut up

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We're just pieces of meat to them"

... taste like chicken

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

More of a 'oofftt' moment..Followed by a yes please

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be disappointed if women didn’t do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I am more like the seagull in finding Nemo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking."

Do women look at blokes and think "I'm gonna smash that"?

Sounds like a logo t-shirt.

I'm gonna hazard a guess that lesbian women don't. Unless "smash" means something else

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We're just pieces of meat to them

... taste like chicken

I've had worse reviews

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in. "

Quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish one would think, say and do that to me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?"

More stealthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?"

Are you two a double act now?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

Your wish can be made true x

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they’d really smash me tbh.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

First ever fab meet as soon as he opened the door x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I think so, I've met some pretty predatory women in my time. And I'm pretty oblivious to when I'm being chatted up so maybe there's been a few not so full on that didn't even register with me. And I know Mrs Misfit is not backwards at coming forwards either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally, all the freaking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In answer to the OP, if I've already shagged someone then yes. Otherwise don't think I've ever felt confident enough to think that.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches. "

Restores health pronto x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, Mrs thought that and followed it through.

Our latest (black and white) picture is proof

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x"

And it is very good for the complexion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Very rarely it happens, but it does happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x"

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who's a naughty boy then?!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who's a naughty boy then?!"

I know Geraldine. Bad from the nose down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse"

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

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By *hloetTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

More likely to look at a bloke and think "hope he's gonna smash me" lol but if they've got a really cute butt I would wanna smash them too

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Oh yes

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking."

No the female sec drive is very different to the male

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We're just pieces of meat to them

... taste like chicken

I've had worse reviews

Gives a whole new meaning to...

... 'I could eat you alive!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've seen men and thought oh yes I would.

We're human after all.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking."

Well I wouldn’t use the word smash but apart from that, oh yes

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.

Uh oh, no pain for me

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.

Uh oh, no pain for me

Okay, okay I will take one for the team.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

No but I do wonder what my ‘fanny flutter’ face is like and if it translates when I’m eyeing them up

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"No but I do wonder what my ‘fanny flutter’ face is like and if it translates when I’m eyeing them up

I don't think you will have to worry about the translation.

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over a year ago

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.

Uh oh, no pain for me

Okay, okay I will take one for the team.

Paddle. Not flogger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, doesn't happen often but when it has I did

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I doubt it. Most people think I'm a hit man, or a flasher

With a bit of Japanese stealth thrown in.

Quite

Steady Geraldine, you haven't seen the weapon I use

Is it a rapier?

Are you two a double act now?

That's a loaded question Geraldine.

I know

I'll go left, davie can go right

Fucks sake, planning positions - I'm a poorly wench!

We'll make you better

Lemsip?

Fluids can be administered

It's a special fluid made for poorly wenches.

Restores health pronto x

Christ. Go away for a couple of days and you guys have been practising your patter!

I was b××××d for a day....making up for lost time

Who said we needed to practice?

my arse

Front or back Davie? Seems like an invite

Decisions, decisions.

What about left or right Fifey?

Always left

I'm right handed so that's good for me.

You do know Geraldine will kill us, right?

Oh yes.

Be afraid

Oh oh, I think the flogger is coming out.

Uh oh, no pain for me

Okay, okay I will take one for the team.

Paddle. Not flogger.

I'm waiting.

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think

Look at that fat ugly fucker

In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc

Hence I no longer go out!!

I can only dream of being some ones

Ooo I like him

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think

Look at that fat ugly fucker

In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc

Hence I no longer go out!!

I can only dream of being some ones

Ooo I like him "

I feel your pain fella. Keep going to the clubs. Fuck the haters!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I’m pretty much 100% sure when women see me they think

Look at that fat ugly fucker

In fact I’ve had more than a few say it in some way out in night clubs etc

Hence I no longer go out!!

I can only dream of being some ones

Ooo I like him "

Next time someone refers to you as a fat ugly fucker, just reply,

‘You see, we were made for each other, we have three things in common already’,

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By *itzi999Woman
over a year ago

Slough

"I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking."

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m gonna smash that.

If you know what I mean.

Obviously hypothetically speaking."

When driving you Mean? Most likely, especially if reversing into a space next to my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now, I wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I've ever drawn that attention then I've been oblivious to it, but then I've always been crap at taking hints unless tied to a brick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I've ever drawn that attention then I've been oblivious to it, but then I've always been crap at taking hints unless tied to a brick"

tied to a brick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I think I'm gonna ride him until his penis chafes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told ya horny wenches they are

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By *iggyStarjumpsMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in those words but yes

PNG x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Not really. Only if there’s mutual attraction. I only like smashing things that really want to be smashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With an iron.

Across the temple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few times. But they're never my type, miles away, hard work or 'like all the guys on here!

Someday my Prince will cum 'all over my tits!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I've ever drawn that attention then I've been oblivious to it, but then I've always been crap at taking hints unless tied to a brick

tied to a brick?"

It makes it obvious when contacting cranium

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