FabSwingers.com forum: Sorry for being nosy but how many bone's have you broke?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

Toe, 3 times. Same one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured wrist, broken collar bone twice and a dislocated finger.

The first collar bone was by far the worst.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I fractured my arm falling out of a tree and a child. That's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than I care to remember

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

Little toe right foot, my right foot, right femur. Two fingers in my right hand on separate occasions. My nose, twice. My left ear drum (not a bone but meh)

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Broke a rib which was horrendous and fractured both ankles at different times.

Oh I managed to shatter a bit of my pelvis too.

Should be wrapped in cotton wool me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrist snapped. Broke collar bone getting pinned down at judo. Arm fracture. Knee cap broken. Elbow joint broken falling down stairs at work. Broken big toe a week before my wedding.

Think that's it

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

None although I did hit my big toe on a step once and it was very ouchy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribs, 4 or 5 times.

Toes

Fingers

Leg

Ankle

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Both my little toes and my little fingers.

Think I've been lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrist snapped. Broke collar bone getting pinned down at judo. Arm fracture. Knee cap broken. Elbow joint broken falling down stairs at work. Broken big toe a week before my wedding.

Think that's it

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Broken Coccyx. Forgot that one. Dropped onto my ass getting a piggy back. I don't advise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a vehicle in 2006 in Iraq and it hit an IED. Broke my ankle,legs, a few of my ribs and dislocated shoulder.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose 4 times both thumbs one twice bone in my hand 4 fingers both elbows and a couple toes a few times and my foot i think that might be about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well recent accident was 3 vertebrae, hip, both wrists, toes, fingers multiple teeth.

Previous ones both arms, shoulder, nose, skull fracture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ankle when landing a skydive.

The nurse said I've definitely cost the NHS 10 times more than I've raised in charity sponsorship haha

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I've never broken any bones, despite being hit by a car as a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little finger (L) playing cricket

(R) thumb skiing

Right Tib and Fib football

3 metatarsal (L) army injury

Wrist (R) pissed up fall

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Toe, bloody horse stood on it

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A collar bone

A knuckle

A nose (maybe more than once)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ribs, a few times

Nose

Toes and fingers

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Fractured my jaw - other wise unscathed x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just my big toe in the 90s when a forklift ran over it ..

I say broken, more like totally flattened

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Just my nose , leaned my head on a bathroom door at a party and fell asleep , when the person opened the door I fell in and my face hit the edge of the sink.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I got to 45 unscathed but since then I have broken a rib, my foot and both wrists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 fingers

1 fractured wrist

3 cracked ribs

1 dislocated shoulder

And that was just from getting out the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheek bone

Nose

Collar bone

Little finger

Hand bone

Leg

Ankle

Toes

Joys of riding a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never broke a bone but I cracked the back of my skull open when I was a kid

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Right here we go:

Neck

Collarbone

Both wrists (one two weeks ago)

Right ankle.

Multiple toes

Multiple fingers including compound(through the skin)

Nose 4 time

Right thumb twice plus dislocation

Right elbow

6 ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ankle (x 3)

Ribs (x 4)

Collar bone

Nose

Arm

Finger (x 2)

Fractured eye socket

Dislocated ankle

Dislocated shoulder

I hurt.

All the time.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Never broken a bone. Never had anything out and Never had stitches and I've only ever had measles. But I'm still knackered ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose

Left kneecap

Cheekbone

Boxers fracture of the right hand

4 ribs on two different occasions

Several fingers a couple of toes

Cocyxcx (spelt wrong probably)

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Broke my big toe on the first day of the V Festival

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

None

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Three, nose, one toe and my coccyx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a single one, fell out of many a tree as a child , a couple of windows, come off a few crossers, but no not a one.

The mr

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By *koda33Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Lol I've broken my arm twice bloody hurt both times

Just to vamp it up I was shot twice in my left leg on tour ??

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Nose

Left arm x2

Left leg x2

Finger

Ribs

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Index finger thanks to a mis-hit with a 10 lb sledgehammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured knee cap 3 months after having ACL reconstruction. Broken ribs, fractured radius and ulna, broken toes, fractured eye socket and a couple of broken fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far none, came really close to fracturing my heels though after a boozy decision I made in Malia but that's the closest I've come.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Two, nose & index finger

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"8 fingers

1 fractured wrist

3 cracked ribs

1 dislocated shoulder

And that was just from getting out the bath "

People forget how potentially leathful the bathtub is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bone. The fifth metatarsal in my foot. Wasn't a clean break though so I was dosed up on co-codamol for the horrendous pain that I was in. My foot was in a moon boot for five weeks

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Just my nose.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Never broke a bone as yet.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose three times, ribs twice, finger, bone in my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one my broke a bone in my ankle

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

None, but I have badly cracked my skull (might explain a thing or two

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Just the one as a result of a rotator cuff strain... it shattered a part of the humerus head and caused a fracture through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right here we go as well..

Every bone in right foot, most bones in left foot, left ankle, all these were done at the same time

Right thumb.

Middle finger at the base

And a couple of head fractures

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"None, but I have badly cracked my skull (might explain a thing or two

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Haha I say nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

I’m as lucky as you. But I’ve not lived long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

One little toe for certain, one possibly, my ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ankle (x 3)

Ribs (x 4)

Collar bone

Nose

Arm

Finger (x 2)

Fractured eye socket

Dislocated ankle

Dislocated shoulder

I hurt.

All the time."

You really shouldn't go out unsupervised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ankle (x 3)

Ribs (x 4)

Collar bone

Nose

Arm

Finger (x 2)

Fractured eye socket

Dislocated ankle

Dislocated shoulder

I hurt.

All the time.

You really shouldn't go out unsupervised"

Tell me about it.

I need a chaperone.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

None

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

None, surprisingly or that I’m aware of anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My coccyx, wrist and I had a mallet finger once. Not sure if that's a bone, can't remember!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

None......

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By *ough75Man
over a year ago

edinburgh/bakewell/derby

"Right here we go:

Neck

Collarbone

Both wrists (one two weeks ago)

Right ankle.

Multiple toes

Multiple fingers including compound(through the skin)

Nose 4 time

Right thumb twice plus dislocation

Right elbow

6 ribs "

Snap of you harden the pun your only other person I know has broken an elbow

To add to

left lower arm 3 places

Ribs several times

Collar bone

Fractured skull

Roughly 20 fractures to various fingers

Nose 3 times

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By *anicmatchMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Two broken collar bones broken shoulder 4 ribs fractured skull.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Both big toes playing football with the dog

Born with a broken little finger that's still wonky

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Both big toes playing football with the dog

Born with a broken little finger that's still wonky

And my coccyx man that hurt

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By *rTongueMan
over a year ago

...

Zero broken bones, but I’ve pulled a muscle in my neck and between my ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg, finger and nose

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

None both were fracture collar and arm not at the same time and nor am I accident prone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both big toes playing football with the dog

Born with a broken little finger that's still wonky

Poor dog

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"None both were fracture collar and arm not at the same time and nor am I accident prone

And me nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my knob once over excited had surgery left with only 8 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots. Ribs, spinal veribae, toes, fingers all on multiple occasions, both knees and my skull. , My ex was … thorough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had cramp in my toes most of the day too

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

My first broken bone was three Years ago when a Ford transit ran over my foot! My fault btw.

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Only 1

My skull

Thanks to a post knocker

A year ago but ok now except I repeat myself sometimes

Only 1

My skull

Thanks to a post knocker

A year ago but ok now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

Broke my wrist at 14 playing football, my toe, then my nose in a fight at 18, then my pinky in a wrestling game at 21. None since and I hope it stays that way

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

10 plus not including my Achilles heels

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I was trying to remember. Then I realised that you wasn't speaking about other people's bones!

Jo.Xx

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Big toe cracked lengthways 2 x

Finger tip crushed x 1, Two Metacarpals in right hand splintered. 4 ribs broken, radius on left forearm broken.

Dislocations = Thumb, index finger, ring finger and pinkie twice. Reset all of them myself. Lost count of fractures (they don't really count anyway)

Stitches 4 x by doctors, 3 x by nurse, 2 x vet, 1 x by myself.

Shot twice (1 x shotgun; birdshot in the ass. 1 x Air rifle: pellet still in my leg)

Interesting diseases......

Malaria 6 x

Tropical Pneumonia

Tick Bite Feaver

Cholera

Typhoid

Tetanus

Rabies (exposed but treated before onset of symptoms)

That's most of the good stuff, I don't want to go into tropical ulcers and skin parisites

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

None. Twisted a few ankles though.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Loads.

I’m quite accident prone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my wrist in two places at the same time when I was a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toe, 3 times. Same one"

Arm, 5 times. Same one. Consecutive summers.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

OMG all you clumsy people!

I've never broken a bone in my life... Tho I've been known to break a few boners...

#thepkeasureisallmine

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just nose a couple of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, but I'm scared I'll jinx myself by commenting here.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Little finger for me.

Victim of a fast netball.

Was very painful.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

None broken but fractured two bones in my arm when I was a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots. Ribs, spinal veribae, toes, fingers all on multiple occasions, both knees and my skull. , My ex was … thorough "

That's awful. Hope he got what he deserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your other half sounds accident prone lol. I’ve only ever fractured my knuckle and broke my nose

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Broke the scaphoid bone in each wrist. At different times though

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Lots. Ribs, spinal veribae, toes, fingers all on multiple occasions, both knees and my skull. , My ex was … thorough "

Similar situation: every finger, every toe, nose, cheekbone, several ribs. Lots of incidents but none that would need hospital treatment until the very last time.

Fingers, toes and nose also broken as a kid, and I managed to break a toe once more just before Christmas.

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Fractured femer (17 splinters), ankle n tibia on different occasions

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Broke the scaphoid bone in each wrist. At different times though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had cracked ribs, two broken fingers (now all crooked and bent) broken toe and now to add to it all have compound fracture in another toe.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Broke most of the bones on one of my feet when my steel toecap boot crushed when in the process of being run over by a 6 ton fork lift truck. Also broke my leg at the same time, just for good measure. Broke 3 ribs, 1 thumb, and split my tibia lengthways in other unrelated misadventures, and dislocated a kneecap and tore the posterior cruciate ligament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken acetabulum, broken femur (peri prosthetic fracture) that’s about it, but had loads of ops in same place due to infections

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

So far - I haven't broken any bones in my body

The worse injury I've ever had is a sprained ankle.

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By *eonMan
over a year ago

The wallled town

I’ve never broken a thing also

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Never broke a bone in my life but plastered plenty of arms and legs over the yrs

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

several in ankle joint (had to have it pinned to get it all to fuse properly) and several in wrist plus various toes and fingers over the years.

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

To many to dam count an it's very painful when this cold

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

0 so far which is surprising as I can be clumsy lol if Weare counting sprains.. oh yeah, I've had my fair share of those lol

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By *lasgow rooferMan
over a year ago

Baillieston

3 fingers both wrists dislocated elbow left ankle and leg right leg both fib and tib oh and to finish off the cut the tip of my finger off as well

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"3 fingers both wrists dislocated elbow left ankle and leg right leg both fib and tib oh and to finish off the cut the tip of my finger off as well "

Ever thought of changing career?!

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By *lasgow rooferMan
over a year ago

Baillieston

Only one of them were work related most of the accidents were due to cross country motor bikes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrist, ribs, fingers, ribs ribs ribs….joys of rugby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both arms both legs

Jaw ribs

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By *Sweet94Couple
over a year ago

dunfermline

For me only a toe, my broke 3 fingers when they were chopped of with a chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t think I’ve ever broken any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

I broke almost every bone in my body

Nuckles,ribs at least 5 times,foot,both hands couple of times,fingers...and list can go on an on...

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

A few..

Pretty much most of my right hand side..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck. Collar bone. Ribs (quite a few times), arm, finger, wrist and ankle.

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By *he Cram-BetweensCouple
over a year ago

A Club or Your Bedroom!

Female- broken thumb, finger and wrist.

Male- both wrists at the same time.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"A few..

Pretty much most of my right hand side..

And frustratingly, my C4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken my toes a bunch of times, my leg and knuckles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been involved in Sport a lot over my lifetime , have broken a Kneecap, Collarbone and arm in two places and a back injury , all sports injuries but thankfully do not suffer from any of those now , am very lucky in life itself that l've had nothing, but when you play sport, to a high level , youre not gonna get away all the time without injuries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot. Hand. Rib.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I broke my first bone 4 weeks ago my humerus right by my shoulder so unable to have it in a cast. It’s been a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having played rugby most of my days I have many!

Nose - multiple

Fingers (all) - repeatedly

Toes (most) - repeatedly

Feet bones - multiple

Ribs- the worst!!

Collar bone

Jaw

Eye socket fractures

Dislocations

Muscle tears

Still love the game though

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

finger, ankle & leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having played rugby most of my days I have many!

Nose - multiple

Fingers (all) - repeatedly

Toes (most) - repeatedly

Feet bones - multiple

Ribs- the worst!!

Collar bone

Jaw

Eye socket fractures

Dislocations

Muscle tears

Still love the game though "

I concour, ribs are a bugger. Had one piece a lung once which made me whince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having played rugby most of my days I have many!

Nose - multiple

Fingers (all) - repeatedly

Toes (most) - repeatedly

Feet bones - multiple

Ribs- the worst!!

Collar bone

Jaw

Eye socket fractures

Dislocations

Muscle tears

Still love the game though

I concour, ribs are a bugger. Had one piece a lung once which made me whince"

They’re awful cos you can’t do anything about it and the fear of the repeat injury is ridiculous

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

I raced motorbikes at a relatively good level which caused most of mine.

C4 fracture stopped that but was surprisingly not that painful.

Most painful ‘bone’ injury that wasn’t a break was dislocating my ACJ when shattering collarbone for the first time..

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have only broken 4 bones. Tub and fib in my right leg, my left wrist and my skull

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Only had my nose broken when I was a child and got hit in the face with a baseball bat. (It's a long story but not as bad as it sounds) - Mr

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By *aving_great_funMan
over a year ago

London

Finger between two 50kg dumbell weights in the gym whilst doing chest press. Squashed flat like a fly.

The same finger tip is now very good at certain things.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Skull fractures and every finger. The joys of playing semi-pro cricket for 25 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrist

and chest when i had open heart surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Does it count if you broke somebody else's?

My eldest and I were both in the same inflatable ball thing that float on water and she thought it was hilarious to keep making me fall until I fell back and landed on her arm. We literally heard the bones snap! Four days in hospital and a specialist had to be called in for the surgery as it was a proper job! She now calls me the bone breaker!

You can even hear the break on the video that Mr was taking of us "having fun"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

None which suprises me as I led a typical childhood with scrapes, sport, play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 bones, all at the same time

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Just toes on a regular basis and my nose when I was about 8 years old. Fight with a concrete block, concrete block won

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip of my right thumb, 32 years ago.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mr, none.

Mrs has had quite a few over the years. The joys of horse ownership and crazy nights out with the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful "

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus "

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x"

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

Managed to avoid surgery, but was out of action, and had rehab for about three months. All because I missed a step

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Left radius, ulna and wrist

Jaw

Nose

Right collar bone

Right thumb twice

3 fingers

Right big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

Managed to avoid surgery, but was out of action, and had rehab for about three months. All because I missed a step

Ouch! It can happen so easily. All OK now?

I had to have metal plates and pins in mine because the bones snapped clean, lucky it didn't break through the skin

18 months of physio 18 months of none weight bearing exercise

I slipped stepping into a minibus on my way home from my works leaving party it was icy and I fell back trapping my foot inbetween the bus and edge of the pavement. Heard a big crack and knew I was in trouble

Turns out my ex boss was spiking my drinks with vodka.... and I don't drink

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

Managed to avoid surgery, but was out of action, and had rehab for about three months. All because I missed a step

Ouch! It can happen so easily. All OK now?

I had to have metal plates and pins in mine because the bones snapped clean, lucky it didn't break through the skin

18 months of physio 18 months of none weight bearing exercise

Turns out my ex boss was spiking my drinks with vodka.... and I don't drink

Yeah, great now. Yours sounds like a nightmare! That's a big no no, spiking drinks. Hope you got him back where it hurts x

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Never broken a bone in my life, though the other half has broken his ribs twice, his knuckle, his toe and a leg. Are you as lucky as me or a walking accident like him.

When I started this thread I never expected so many people to have broken so many bones, I honestly thought it would have just been a few, thanks all for sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

Managed to avoid surgery, but was out of action, and had rehab for about three months. All because I missed a step

Ouch! It can happen so easily. All OK now?

I had to have metal plates and pins in mine because the bones snapped clean, lucky it didn't break through the skin

18 months of physio 18 months of none weight bearing exercise

Turns out my ex boss was spiking my drinks with vodka.... and I don't drink

Yeah, great now. Yours sounds like a nightmare! That's a big no no, spiking drinks. Hope you got him back where it hurts x"

It was a her, and she lost her job over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a chainsaw through my skull

Left in garden in wavetree to bleed to death

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Over 5.....ankle was the most painful

I broke my ankle too, trimalleolar fracture of my tabula, fibula and talus

It's the most painful break I've ever had x

I have nothing to compare it too but the pain was brutal as was the repair surgery and rehab.

Managed to avoid surgery, but was out of action, and had rehab for about three months. All because I missed a step

Ouch! It can happen so easily. All OK now?

I had to have metal plates and pins in mine because the bones snapped clean, lucky it didn't break through the skin

18 months of physio 18 months of none weight bearing exercise

Turns out my ex boss was spiking my drinks with vodka.... and I don't drink

Yeah, great now. Yours sounds like a nightmare! That's a big no no, spiking drinks. Hope you got him back where it hurts x

It was a her, and she lost her job over it"

Wow. A fellow lady. Good. That's awful behaviour x

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

We know a guy who slipped when getting off the coach when arriving at his ski resort.

He spent the next 10 days in plaster while his friends were out on piste.

Poor guy.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"We know a guy who slipped when getting off the coach when arriving at his ski resort.

He spent the next 10 days in plaster while his friends were out on piste.

Poor guy.

Piste or piss?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"We know a guy who slipped when getting off the coach when arriving at his ski resort.

He spent the next 10 days in plaster while his friends were out on piste.

Poor guy.

Piste or piss?

Both....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have broke my left foot twice and my right foot twice, left pinkie toe, then last year i broke my left ankle and left tibia in 2 places...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"We know a guy who slipped when getting off the coach when arriving at his ski resort.

He spent the next 10 days in plaster while his friends were out on piste.

Poor guy.

Piste or piss?

Both....

Yay!

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By *xiled BikerMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Fractured Skull x 3 Does that count

Broken Nose x 2

Wrist x 3

Fingers x 4

Ankle

Foot x 14 breaks that hurt

Ribs x3

Navakula (Foot) x 1

Then took up motorcycling and never damaged myself touch wood so much safer than childhood!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I have broke my left foot twice and my right foot twice, left pinkie toe, then last year i broke my left ankle and left tibia in 2 places...

Ouch.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fractured Skull x 3 Does that count

Broken Nose x 2

Wrist x 3

Fingers x 4

Ankle

Foot x 14 breaks that hurt

Ribs x3

Navakula (Foot) x 1

Then took up motorcycling and never damaged myself touch wood so much safer than childhood!

Are you the six million dollar man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my rib opening our freezer door

, heard it crack as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the one, my nose. A boy headbutted me when I was about 12. I think the extra padding helps cusion most blows

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester

Nose, wrist, Collar bone both sides, all fingers, foot

thankfully not all at once haha

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester

Also ribs!

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

I've currently got a broken shoulder which isn't a lot of fun

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I broke my rib opening our freezer door

, heard it crack as well."

I broke my ribs on a night out....well, I was pie eyed and fell over

They don't half hurt though, right?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I have only broken 4 bones. Tub and fib in my right leg, my left wrist and my skull

Oh I forgot both my big toes and 1 finger

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

3 different bones, but one of them in 3 places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero .... lucky

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Has anyone else kept or got copies of all their X-rays.?

They make for interesting viewing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very lucky none so far

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Has anyone else kept or got copies of all their X-rays.?

They make for interesting viewing..

You never used to be able to do that, and it's electronic these days, but would be kind of fun

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

2 in my foot, one in my wrist, 3 ribs. Also dislocated two thumbs and a shoulder.

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

3 for me

Ankle when I was 12

And then did my tib and fib when I was 23 playing rugby

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

No bones, but plenty of hearts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone else kept or got copies of all their X-rays.?

They make for interesting viewing..

Yes I got mine on a CD but I've never seen it as my laptop doesn't have a CD drive. Should really get one x

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

" You never used to be able to do that, and it's electronic these days, but would be kind of fun

"Has anyone else kept or got copies of all their X-rays.?

They make for interesting viewing..

Yes I got mine on a CD but I've never seen it as my laptop doesn't have a CD drive. Should really get one x"

I have all mine.

It’s like a weird gory jigsaw..

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