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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't have any tattoos at the moment.

I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.

I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!

So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a design for a tattoo, but I am just not brave enough to have one done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a massive i cock tattoo

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

Pair of handcuffs? Red bundle of rope? Riding crop?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

two horizontal lines going right across your chest.

itd look like an egg timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a massive i cock tattoo "

Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"two horizontal lines going right across your chest.

itd look like an egg timer "

Right across my chest? All the way? Wow, that'd be *hours* of work!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a massive i cock tattoo

Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "

As far as I can tell, different people experience it differently. The only way to know is to try it.

How big is your design? Could you have a smaller section done to start with, that would work on its own if you didn't want to carry on?

Tbh I've never heard of anyone who didn't get a tattoo finished because of discomfort and I've never heard anyone with one say they wouldn't get another due to the pain.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a massive i cock tattoo

Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "

are you asking about the tattoo or the massive cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.

I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.

I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!

So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like)."

Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'W' on each bum cheek?

And yes they can hurt - but some of us enjoy the pain!!!

My last took hours in one sitting - and loved every second!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.

I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.

I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!

So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like).

Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done! "

You did get that this is a light-hearted thread for people to be daft on and take the piss (out of me, mainly) on, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm tattoos on women very very sexy!!

love the tribal designs on bottoms of their backs

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

How about a lovely little flower fairy

I'm thinking of having my address tattoed on my arm seeing as I seem to be getting more absent-minded day by day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a tattoo too, but like you I can never decide on what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a massive i cock tattoo

Can I ask sassy, does it hurt? I want matching ones on the tops of my thighs but just too scared to get it done!! "

well my 'i love cock' tattoo' is actually done on my left cheek with an arrow pointing into my mouth... its covered daily with foundation lol

on the right hand cheek is a '£50 for me to swallow' tat.. and on my ass cheek is a '£200 for anal' tattoo

saves awkward questions when your doing the business lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have any tattoos at the moment.

I've often thought of getting one but haven't been able to decide on a design for more than a few months at a time. As it's for life, I'm going to have to be certain before I get it done.

I know tattoos are personal and should mean something to the person, so this thread is just for fun. I am highly unlikely to get any tattoo suggested here!

So, please, suggest a tattoo for me (and a location for it, if you like).

Nooooo, sorry to say it, as it will upset loads here, but I think some tatts on a lady just don't look nice - sleeves and all kinds of large tattoos in particular. If you must, can I suggest the small ones on the inside ankle, or somewhere equally discrete. As for the tit tattoos, well how can a lady stand the pain on such a sensitive area? And before anyone asks - no I don't have any tatts. Good luck tho in whatever you choose to do! Show us the pics if you do decide to have it done!

You did get that this is a light-hearted thread for people to be daft on and take the piss (out of me, mainly) on, right?"

aaaaahh, right. In that case, the old one of M on the left tit for mild and B on the right tit for bitter? How's that then? hahaha. Or one above pussy to say 'fun tube-enter here'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a tattoo too, but like you I can never decide on what I want. "

you should get a 'i love sassys tits' tattoo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"kinky" on your forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a tattoo too, but like you I can never decide on what I want.

you should get a 'i love sassys tits' tattoo "

Fuck it I'll just get your tits done, one on the front one on the back, don't think I can get both on the front

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

If you want an inappropriate tattoo - have bike handlebars tattooed on the lower part of your lower...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

22 point Arial right across your arse

OWNED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have My first tattoo booked in for January. Very excited and scared at the same time lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about two hands on your belly looking like they're holding your tits up from underneath

And then maybe have some lines tatt'd on ur tits so they look like them plasma globes

Two effects for the price of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bart Simpson mowing the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyelashes around your nips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to stick to script, I suggest something along the lines of 'I take no prisoners'

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

In small letters on your shoulder you could have the word 'Chip'. Or maybe one on each shoulder to show you are balanced.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"22 point Arial right across your arse

OWNED

"

No 'by Penfold of Gor'?

No suggestion I'm registered on TSR and have my barcode tattooed on me?

No kef?

Come on, you wanted entertainment, put in a bit of effort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, handy for a lot of swingers this, you could get YES or NO tattooed over your orifices to indicate whether you like oral, anal or vaginal?

You could also get your profile put on your tits as then most chaps would happily read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left boob: would

middle: a big 'U'

right boob: fuck

middletop torso: me

and an arrow pointing to ur pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""kinky" on your forehead"

I might have difficulty explaining this to my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?

One on each boob?

I see you've already done their foreheads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have a DSR code tattooed on your decolletage so anyone passing in the street who fancys meeting you could just scan it quick with their i-phone, take it home and, 'Bobs yer Uncle'! Either that or wank over it of course....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about two hands on your belly looking like they're holding your tits up from underneath

And then maybe have some lines tatt'd on ur tits so they look like them plasma globes

Two effects for the price of one "

The plasma globes might just look like I've got bad varicose veins on my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bart Simpson mowing the lawn"

What lawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about " would you fuck me ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bart Simpson mowing the lawn

What lawn? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In small letters on your shoulder you could have the word 'Chip'. Or maybe one on each shoulder to show you are balanced."

I did consider having a devil on one shoulder to represent the devil who whispers in my ear so often and leads me astray.

I'm not sure I could, in all honesty, have an angel on the other side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or, handy for a lot of swingers this, you could get YES or NO tattooed over your orifices to indicate whether you like oral, anal or vaginal?

"

"Maybe, if I fancy you and feel like it" would be more accurate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have a DSR code tattooed on your decolletage so anyone passing in the street who fancys meeting you could just scan it quick with their i-phone, take it home and, 'Bobs yer Uncle'! Either that or wank over it of course....

"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In small letters on your shoulder you could have the word 'Chip'. Or maybe one on each shoulder to show you are balanced.

I did consider having a devil on one shoulder to represent the devil who whispers in my ear so often and leads me astray.

I'm not sure I could, in all honesty, have an angel on the other side.

"

Just have two devils then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?

One on each boob?

I see you've already done their foreheads! "

I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about " would you fuck me ? " "

Why would I have a tattoo asking if people would shag you? *confuzzled*

I'm not Gallup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?

One on each boob?

I see you've already done their foreheads!

I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!

"

Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter

It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?

One on each boob?

I see you've already done their foreheads!

I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!

Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter

It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments "

I'd go with 'get stuffed'.

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

How about a on your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why not make it a local theme...an entire back piece depicting the landmarks of basingstoke...local characters etc....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why not make it a local theme...an entire back piece depicting the landmarks of basingstoke...local characters etc...."

I'd choose the area in which I was born and grew up if I was going to do that. It's a bit dull but much prettier than Basingrad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about the faces of phil and grant Mitchell?

One on each boob?

I see you've already done their foreheads!

I have not "done" either Phil or Grant Mitchell, thankyouverymuch!!

Someone told me once that I looked like Phil Mitchell, only fatter

It was one of those should I say 'thank you' or should I say 'get stuffed' moments "

You weren't out dogging were you Bussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a tattoo of your face on your face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a tattoo of your face on your face!!"

Brilliant. It would even stay correct as I get old and wrinkly!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Here ya go

http://vaginatattoo.com/2012/09/devil-vagina-tattoo

That wouldn't hurt at all

Much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would put this smiley- on your boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here ya go

http://vaginatattoo.com/2012/09/devil-vagina-tattoo

That wouldn't hurt at all

Much "

Have "just ask" on the back of your neck.

I want "chicken fried rice" in chinese writing somewhere on me. If anyone asked I'd say it meant "peace & love".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I'll have "My face is this way" and an arrow in my cleavage or across the tops of my boobs.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There is a woman on this site but I can't remember her user name who has some sort of serpent that goes up and between her legs and around her body. It is very good

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By *04watchdogMan
over a year ago

Hungerford

does it hurt?is the question, Well Yes and no. yes it hurts in that it can feel like a bee sting without any lasting effects and no after a short while the pain goes away and all you feel is the pressure of the gun. It is more sensetive when working near to where a bone is near the skin but where it is fatty and lots of muscle below its not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I'll have "My face is this way" and an arrow in my cleavage or across the tops of my boobs. "
HANDLE WITH CARE, THIS WAY UP

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Live life in the real world"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Live life in the real world""

It's scary out there!!!

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