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Who cleans the house thoroughly before they go on holidays

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Hubby always has a moan at me because I clean for day's before going on holidays. He says who are you cleaning for the burglar's. Who else does this and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to say the exact same thing. Shame all that cleaning won't stop people jamming your letterbox with flyers so everyone knows you're not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv not been on holiday since i was about 25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv not been on holiday since i was about 25"

If you had though, would you clean the house for burglars?

I'd maybe do a Home Alone and set traps instead, see what hubby says then

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Iv not been on holiday since i was about 25

If you had though, would you clean the house for burglars?

I'd maybe do a Home Alone and set traps instead, see what hubby says then"

Lol.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I do exactly this, even change all beds, it’s nice to come home to a tidy house, knowing there’s nothing to do for a couple of days at least, apart from the holiday laundry.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"[Removed by poster at 04/03/22 16:21:57]"

Deleted by accident. Bloody thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv not been on holiday since i was about 25

If you had though, would you clean the house for burglars?

I'd maybe do a Home Alone and set traps instead, see what hubby says then"
funny that my made did once return to find he had been robbed to top it off they shit on his bed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/03/22 16:21:57]

Deleted by accident. Bloody thumbs "
highlights nora is a cleaner too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do exactly this, even change all beds, it’s nice to come home to a tidy house, knowing there’s nothing to do for a couple of days at least, apart from the holiday laundry."

I wish.

The pets stay at home, so I clean again regardless!

Plus its all nice and fresh.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"[Removed by poster at 04/03/22 16:21:57]

Deleted by accident. Bloody thumbs highlights nora is a cleaner too "

Can’t be arsed to type it all again but yes I always do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv not been on holiday since i was about 25

If you had though, would you clean the house for burglars?

I'd maybe do a Home Alone and set traps instead, see what hubby says thenfunny that my made did once return to find he had been robbed to top it off they shit on his bed too"

Did police use it for forensics, catch the thief brown-handed

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Always nice to come back to a clean home, fresh linen, a nice cooked meal in the freezer etc. Best doing it before than when you get back. When you get back from a holiday you want to put your feet up and relax.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Cleanish.

Bleach the toilets, tidy up, empty the fridge. Most importantly fresh sheets on the bed, I love coming home to my own bed

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Top tip, change your bed sheets and duvet cover before you go. Nothing like fresh linen on your own bed when you get home

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I loathe coming home to a disordered house but I don't clean for days beforehand.

As long as I can get a cup of coffee and get into my own clean bed, all is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!! Ya gotta, otherwise it’s horrible when you return.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm going too

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Yes!!! Ya gotta, otherwise it’s horrible when you return. "

Exactly, no one wants to come home to a smelly loo. Also, after getting all chilled out on holiday, it's nice to get home and know that you don't have to clean for a few days - keep that holiday feeling going for just a little bit longer.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What's a holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do. Or book the cleaner in to do it. If I’m on holiday, chances are someone will be in my home looking after the furry feckers. So it has to be clean. But even if I don’t have a house sitter in, coming home from holiday is bad enough without it being a shit-tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah it’s nice to come back to nothing to do

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Definitely clean and tidy before leaving!

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By *he love cats OP   Couple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Top tip, change your bed sheets and duvet cover before you go. Nothing like fresh linen on your own bed when you get home "

Yes do all the beds too.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I do exactly this, even change all beds, it’s nice to come home to a tidy house, knowing there’s nothing to do for a couple of days at least, apart from the holiday laundry."

If I went on holiday I would tidy for this reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tidy up, might not be full and thorough but I make sure its not in bad knick for when I get back.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My mum did this. And she’d pop the plugs in the sinks/bath to stop spiders moving in.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I like to clean and tidy before I go away

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth


"Hubby always has a moan at me because I clean for day's before going on holidays. He says who are you cleaning for the burglar's. Who else does this and why?"

Who cleans? My cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House proud working class fellow , would be turning in my sleep if I didn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother did this before we went on our summer holiday when we were teenagers. Cleaned, hoovered, dusted, changed the beds. It was all done the night before we went away at stupid o'clock to go to the airport

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I do the usual housework and stock up on whatever the dog sitters need.

I make sure I'm coming home to fresh bedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! And before Santa comes...

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By *sylockeWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Me!

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