FabSwingers.com forum: What's a question you hate being asked

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being asked what my hobbies are, apparently eating and sleeping isn't an exciting enough answer

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

What your looking for babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can I ask you a question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a/s/l?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Is it in yet."

Will you be done soon?

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Do you want a bj? (By a lot of single men on this site)

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

What are you looking for? (on FAB)

Can I ask you a question? (on FAB)

Can we go to the trampoline park again this weekend? (Not on FAB - my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab?

"Will you meet for money?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'what are you looking for?'

Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On Fab?

"Will you meet for money?"

I get this off fab.

From my landlord.

But with, not for.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

How are you?

It's not that I hate being asked, but more that most of the time when people ask, they don't actually want an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As most of said

what are you looking for

What are you into

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Most of the above.

Away from fab its ‘did you never want to have children?’ Boils my piss that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever respond one way when I’m asked

“What are you into”.

And that is “nunchucks”.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

What do you do for work?

Because I won’t say and people don’t seem to like that.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can I have a chocolate spread sandwich?

I think the children would live on them if we let them.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Why are the buses in Stockport always running late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, far ya think thats gaan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bring party supplies?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Most of the above.

Away from fab its ‘did you never want to have children?’ Boils my piss that one

You know what boils my piss? Premier inn kettles

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

“What you looking for”

Go and take 30 seconds to read my profile and you would know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any luck on here? Bloody annoying question!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"How are you?

It's not that I hate being asked, but more that most of the time when people ask, they don't actually want an answer."

Agree, and when I ask it personally to a friend I mean it and wanna know some stuff ….and hate when they just say ‘not bad’,

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Most of the above.

Away from fab its ‘did you never want to have children?’ Boils my piss that one

You know what boils my piss? Premier inn kettles

I believe you are not alone in that too.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Where is (insert appropriate thing)?

Use your blinking eyes

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Can I have a chocolate spread sandwich?

I think the children would live on them if we let them. "

I don't see a problem with this. Can't beat a Nutella sandwich with thick white bread.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What're you up to?

Obviously I'm on here chatting to people.

What are you looking for/into?

Tells you on my profile.

Do you like younger guys?

You wouldn't be able to msg me if I didn't.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

A)How are you B) What are you looking for ( trying reading upsets 99%??) C) Looking for Fun(99% upset at nope looking for abject misery as fun is overrated D)Any plans ( 99% upset yep world domination ) E)What are you looking for/after( 99% again upset at try reading)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you so dry and what the heck just bit me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to take me to a club sometime answer is not a bloody chance in hell ever

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Any luck on here? Bloody annoying question!

Being a single male with a username like mine it’s a totally pointless question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Where I’m from’ England mate, born and bred!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Where I’m from’ England mate, born and bred! "

Hahahah!!

I was gonna say….

“But where are you actually from”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Where I’m from’ England mate, born and bred!

Hahahah!!

I was gonna say….

“But where are you actually from”

Yep that’s usually how they respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are they?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Are you as great as that every time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I like being pegged

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"You playing today" (no question mark

). Bridge? Badminton? Cluedo? Or just with myself?.....

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Are you meeting ?

Of course !!!!! it’s 2am just finished work and looking at the forums. So obviously I’m fully made up and looking glamorous (well I try

) hoping that Jason from Liverpool or Widnes, who’s feeling a bit randy and needs to unload his balls and who’s says he’s ‘straight’ but will come straight over ….why not

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Why do I hate Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free

Like I sit around dress shaved make up on just waiting for a random can I fuck you message and then I got to jump like some sort off free escort

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Do you play mfm or do you full swap?

Erm all the relevant information in what we are looking for is in the bio please read before messaging

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj"

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being"

would you know if was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I hate Jaffa Cakes "

But why tho….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I looking for??

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being"

I havent bocked men as i dont mind chatting with anyone but that question from the same people weeke in week out gets on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everything alright ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being

would you know if was?"

Well I guess we'll turn the lights off and get FatDick69Sucker4U from fab to come and test it out. Only one way to be sure.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"I hate being asked what my hobbies are, apparently eating and sleeping isn't an exciting enough answer"

Depends who is asking the question, I'd taken sleeping and eating as a hobby. Eating normally leads to sleeping

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being

would you know if was?

Well I guess we'll turn the lights off and get FatDick69Sucker4U from fab to come and test it out. Only one way to be sure."

Thanks for volunteering

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Is everything alright ?

Hey hun what you doing? Is everything alright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blank male profile asking if i want a descreet bj

Yep blocked single males from messaging because it was always that stupid proposal..

'No, I'm straight'

'Your dick doesn't know the difference between a man and a woman, what if we turn the lights off?'

my dick isn't it's own seperate sentient being

would you know if was?

Well I guess we'll turn the lights off and get FatDick69Sucker4U from fab to come and test it out. Only one way to be sure.

Thanks for volunteering

Oh no, we should be thanking you, I gave him your address, not mine

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Why do I hate Jaffa Cakes

But why tho….

But what about Jaffa Jonuts

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By *t my DesiresWoman
over a year ago

Bitchville

What size are your boobs - I bet you get backache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everything alright ?

Hey hun what you doing? Is everything alright?

I can't take responsibility for my actions after being called hun

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Hi my name is John, what's yours ?

Like how is that relevant

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Is that a 6" or 12"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they real

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I’m straight and I’m always having guys ask me if I’m Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is she forsale ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you available right now?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"‘Where I’m from’ England mate, born and bred!

Hahahah!!

I was gonna say….

“But where are you actually from”

You've both beaten me to it!! 100% this!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Are you busy ?

Such a random way to try to start a conversation

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Been busy?

What time are you on til?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Been busy?

What time are you on til? "

Are you a cabbie?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Where are you from?

No, really from?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Been busy?

What time are you on til?

Are you a cabbie?

No but if I were, I'd hate it!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Why do I hate Jaffa Cakes

But why tho….

But what about Jaffa Jonuts

Evil too.

Although someone offered to sit on my lap if I ate a Jaffa Cake so, watch this space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do X, Y and Z?

Especially when I had already planned on doing X, Y and X so now all my motivation to do that has evaporated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your looking for babe.

Lol agreed!!

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Another vote for “fancy a blowjob”.

Uh no. Actually frustrates me a little as my profile clearly states straight. But hey, that’s not the biggest lie guys tell on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been busy?

What time are you on til? "

Lol! I get these plus what you looking for? In your area FAF?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What you you into?

What are you looking for?

Do you want your back doors smashing in?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Anything written in text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have a good weekend?

If sitting in my undies eating Chinese food is classed as a good weekend then yes I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tall are you?

Ffs very ...lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Wuup2?

What are you wearing?

Bore off Zzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So annoying when asked "what are you doing in my bedroom, who let you in my house?"

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

WUU2

How are you finding it on here

U free to meet now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u fuck on first dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are u wearing? As if I sit in lingerie and stocking all day

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Do u fuck on first dates"

Sounds like Kevin Bloody Wilson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Questions are a way of conversation so tbh l don't have any one question l hate being asked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you still single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you looking for…

I find it hard to answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I free now..would you like to cum in my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as above. What are you looking for? Hate it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What do I do for a living … bugs the hell out of me. It’s totally irrelevant here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

Apparently ‘Well I’m on the blob, and the kids are getting on my tits’ isn’t an answer that your average Joe Bloggs wants to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What part of Liverpool you from, none mate I was born in stoke, baffles me but then again I do live in Yorkshire they are a bit strange around here

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

Apparently ‘Well I’m on the blob, and the kids are getting on my tits’ isn’t an answer that your average Joe Bloggs wants to hear

All I read was the word "tits" and felt jealous of the kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had much fun this week

It's such a cringe question. They don't mean have you been to the circus or owt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

Apparently ‘Well I’m on the blob, and the kids are getting on my tits’ isn’t an answer that your average Joe Bloggs wants to hear

All I read was the word "tits" and felt jealous of the kids

Edit: gr8str8 is getting on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are you?

Apparently ‘Well I’m on the blob, and the kids are getting on my tits’ isn’t an answer that your average Joe Bloggs wants to hear

All I read was the word "tits" and felt jealous of the kids

Edit: gr8str8 is getting on my tits

I should be so lucky

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can I suck your cock

How will you know that you won't enjoy it

All straight guys first say that

What you looking for

Wuut

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Any fun planned tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are your tits

Will you meet alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“See something you like?”

Try attaching a picture that isn’t from Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate being asked what my hobbies are, apparently eating and sleeping isn't an exciting enough answer"

I usually say drinking gin and masturbating … lol

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Do you like it up the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like it up the arse

Ditto this

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"What your looking for babe.

This!

Honestly, this question!

I am looking for the fu@£ing winning numbers for this Friday night’s euro millions, what do you think I am looking for?

Do they hope you are going to say “You, and now that I have found you I can stop looking, oh let’s get married and go away together”

Fekkin eejits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you doing right now… (in a sexual way)

Literally minding my own business or doing nothing…

Hate that question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you want to see my penis? Get it out tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do you want to see my penis? Get it out tease."

You have a penis? Strange thing to ask you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living "

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"What are you doing right now… (in a sexual way)

Literally minding my own business or doing nothing…

Hate that question lol "

I was gonna suggest answering ‘curling one off on the bog whilst browsing fab’ but no doubt, some would want to take that further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to "

I’m in trouble then lol

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Would you like a hand with your packing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to "

Only £50k and above does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to

Only £50k and above does it for me

That low?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

So what are you in to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to

Only £50k and above does it for me

Bugger, I only earn £49999.99!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to

Only £50k and above does it for me

Bugger, I only earn £49999.99!!!

I'd make an exception for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fuck me right now ? ... I’m like

ahh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you do for a living

Having a 30k plus salary is something she can flick her bean to

Only £50k and above does it for me

That low?

I know, I should aim higher!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why do you use a wheelchair?

-OR-

What happened to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

Usually the tv remote or my car keys.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Is it in yet?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"What do you do for work?

Because I won’t say and people don’t seem to like that. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

What U up 2? , that one really fucks me off, if it was typed out in full it would still piss me off, but to then abbreviate such a shit message!

Max

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

What time is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time is it? "

Chico time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time is it? "

Clobberin time

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Are you free to meet now

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Can I ask you a question?

Erm... think you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Have you got pics”

Like , bitch… u better be joking…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you do for a living

It’s always something I feel that is asked for a judgmental opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. And how does that make you feel?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"“Have you got pics”

Like , bitch… u better be joking…..

Plus the "have you got anymore pics" when they've got one blurred grainy pic dating back from 200BC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your luck been on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"What's a question you hate being asked?"

I hate being asked that.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?! "

"Drowning in it" seems to do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?!

"Drowning in it" seems to do the trick

Clunge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?!

"Drowning in it" seems to do the trick

Luck has nothing to do with success in here so the question is redundant really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?!

"Drowning in it" seems to do the trick

Clunge?

I just shuddered a little

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Does anyone have the urge to pm people with their most annoying question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's your luck been on here?

You too? How're you supposed to answer that?!

"Drowning in it" seems to do the trick

Luck has nothing to do with success in here so the question is redundant really."

I think luck may have a bit to do with it. Perhaps one day a message gets read when it wouldn't another day, they read it in a good mood etc etc. Maintaining that isn't luck, but the start can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free now is annoying when it says otherwise on my profile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone have the urge to pm people with their most annoying question?

It did cross my mind to message you about Jaffa cakes. But I don't want a rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you wearing"?

As if my fat arse is just sitting around in stockings and suspenders all day...

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Can i ask you a question?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

""What are you wearing"?

As if my fat arse is just sitting around in stockings and suspenders all day...

Wait, you don't either ...phew! I thought it was just me letting the side down

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Does anyone have the urge to pm people with their most annoying question?

It did cross my mind to message you about Jaffa cakes. But I don't want a rant.

Me? Rant?

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

what do you do outside of work in your own time

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

What size are your breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I on your hotlist?

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

What's your fav position

What u up to

Any new vids

Can I ask u a question

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By *sk me anythingMan
over a year ago

leeds

Why don’t you have public pictures

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"‘Where I’m from’ England mate, born and bred!

Hahahah!!

I was gonna say….

“But where are you actually from”

My Turkish cab driver asked me that yesterday. I'm probably Viking I'm so English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know where (insert road name) is?

I'm terrible with road names. I'm a landmarks man.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

""What are you wearing"?

As if my fat arse is just sitting around in stockings and suspenders all day...

Wait, you don't either ...phew! I thought it was just me letting the side down

Aww, you two have just shattered the illusion. . . . .sigh. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno.. no one ever asks me anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. And how does that make you feel? "

Makes me feel like I’m getting set up for negative comments

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By *.TwistedChristian76Man
over a year ago

Warrington

When can I see you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old are you?

No way..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

“What are you doing right now?”

Fab has killed that question for me.

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By *igtallguyMan
over a year ago

pontypridd ish

“Had much luck?” as in… ‘have you had much action on here’ fuck off lol. Not your business lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I like because there so much i haven't tried

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By *ay6661986Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fancy a meet now

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What do you do for work?

Because I won’t say and people don’t seem to like that. "

"Work? What's that? Be a good sl@ve and feed me more grapes..."

(that's my answer darling!)

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Are you working tomorrow? Can you work the weekend?

Can you do me a favour?

Is it in? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a/s/l? "

Good old days

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I have one of your chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you hard...does my nut in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have one of your chips?"

That proper takes the biscuit x

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

How long did it take you to grow your dreads that long?

I can’t be arsed working it out and can’t face revisiting every person I thought I was at each stage of the process! Just enjoy your drink and nod at people!

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