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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m multi tasking, doing what I should be and here, so I’d better not trip over anything on my way because I’m not looking

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab."

Is it potato time already?!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to chase your sexy man to come save us from you annoying us

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums… "

Hmm.

You're actually in a conundrum then.

Could you work for fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready and my glad rags on for meeting up for lunch!

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Got some housework to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely anything.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m multi tasking, doing what I should be and here, so I’d better not trip over anything on my way because I’m not looking "

No phone on the stairs please missy!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me "

Where you meant to be going?

If it isn't the zoo I'm going to be sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be working but to nosey looking on here

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

It's a day off for me.

I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.

Might wash the patio, might hit the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab.

Is it potato time already?! "

Almost, I've had my first earlies chitting for a couple of weeks, I'm thinking if I get the compost bedded in now I can then put a final layer on when I plant jn a week or so and keep them in the lean to until late this month early April.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I should be doing……I should be working as am on a call

What I am doing……But am on here pissing about

What I want to be doing…..getting a long slow slippery blowjob

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Should be doing housework, so this is definitely the more attractive option

MJ x

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I started my to do list for the day, then got distracted.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd like to chase your sexy man to come save us from you annoying us"

He should do that. For all our sakes

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By *ickychef1Man
over a year ago

Greenford

I'm about to make grilled crispy spam in toast with lashes of butter and ketchup with a cup of tea

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'll have you know that i'm sat in my office, working hard. Pfft

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By *old_steelMan
over a year ago

Taff's well

I'm working and surfing on here. Much rather be entangled with a sexy lady though.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…

Hmm.

You're actually in a conundrum then.

Could you work for fab?"

ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be getting ready for work but I'm still naked in bed on these forums telling my self another 5 min and I best get ready

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I need to go and move my car because I can only have 3 hours on the one I'm on. Wish me luck in finding another dizzy space

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Working!

And I am, but not giving it quite as much attention as I should be.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "

I should be working Friday is still a week day but feels like an extension to the weekend

I want to be face deep between some sexy thighs of a sexy lady her hand gripping my hair and forcing me in there

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Getting ready and my glad rags on for meeting up for lunch! "

Ooooh. Where you going?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Got some housework to do "

I know the feeling!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely anything. "

Skydiving?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be working but to nosey looking on here "

Whatcha noseying at? Or... who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to chase your sexy man to come save us from you annoying us

He should do that. For all our sakes "

Win win. Good teamwork

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Absolutely nothing else, I’ve taken today off and relaxing and perving

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's a day off for me.

I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.

Might wash the patio, might hit the gym "

These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.

I may need a contemplative moment...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wanted to fill up my growbags and get them ready for some potatoes. I am however sat here scrolling on fab.

Is it potato time already?!

Almost, I've had my first earlies chitting for a couple of weeks, I'm thinking if I get the compost bedded in now I can then put a final layer on when I plant jn a week or so and keep them in the lean to until late this month early April."

This sounds like a good idea. I'm actually thinking you should probably do that now...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Currently having a brew. I have a tip run booked for 11 so sat listening to the radio and watching my kitchen being remodelled.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I should be bringing my spare be_room back to being an actual bedromm not the junk room it is at present, slow going though as keep popping in here to keep in touch on the forums and drink yet another cup of coffee.

Could do with some female company/help as the house lacks the womans touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be on a teams meeting

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire

Should that not be Lady Jugs?


"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…

Hmm.

You're actually in a conundrum then.

Could you work for fab?

ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I should be doing……I should be working as am on a call

What I am doing……But am on here pissing about

What I want to be doing…..getting a long slow slippery blowjob "

Oooh. A long slippery blow job while on a call maybe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be doing housework, so this is definitely the more attractive option

MJ x"

Isn't it just! All the pretty pictures

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I started my to do list for the day, then got distracted. "

At least you've written one!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm about to make grilled crispy spam in toast with lashes of butter and ketchup with a cup of tea"

That sounds way more complicated than it is...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Benchmarking a system...it can be left unattended for a while. Plenty of time for fabbing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am working and perving as usual

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard. "

What we having for dinner then lady?

Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you.

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By *leanor1717Woman
over a year ago

Gillingham

I should working and definitely not bouncing on a vibe and hanging out on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annual reviews and ironing.

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy "

Need a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day off today I'm free to do what I want. Meeting a friend later

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "

I should be doing you.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll have you know that i'm sat in my office, working hard. Pfft "

You're hard a work again? Why am I not surprised you glorious pervert...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

Need a hand? "

Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm working and surfing on here. Much rather be entangled with a sexy lady though."

Entangled sounds all sexy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looking for a job. But I kinda like not working. But I also like eating and having a roof over my head. I’m still here lurking on the forums…

Hmm.

You're actually in a conundrum then.

Could you work for fab?

ooooo now there’s an idea! Paid to perv "

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be getting ready for work but I'm still naked in bed on these forums telling my self another 5 min and I best get ready"

You're nekkid? Ooh. Erm. Prove it

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Lazy wank sounds good while here lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

What I am. Ish. I've really got to narrow down dress options for a wedding. And practise my very poor, very limited Swedish so it doesn't sound so English when I say it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need to go and move my car because I can only have 3 hours on the one I'm on. Wish me luck in finding another dizzy space "

Good luck! Let me know what happens...

Because this is me living vicariously through you.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working!

And I am, but not giving it quite as much attention as I should be. "

Because you're so distracted by my sweetness and innocence, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...

I should be working Friday is still a week day but feels like an extension to the weekend

I want to be face deep between some sexy thighs of a sexy lady her hand gripping my hair and forcing me in there

"

Golly. Well now. That does sound more fun...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd like to chase your sexy man to come save us from you annoying us

He should do that. For all our sakes

Win win. Good teamwork"

I'll let him know I need servicing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Absolutely nothing else, I’ve taken today off and relaxing and perving "

No. There is someone you should be doing

Crap. Something. I meant something

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Currently having a brew. I have a tip run booked for 11 so sat listening to the radio and watching my kitchen being remodelled."

That sounds delightfully lazy. I love it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be bringing my spare be_room back to being an actual bedromm not the junk room it is at present, slow going though as keep popping in here to keep in touch on the forums and drink yet another cup of coffee.

Could do with some female company/help as the house lacks the womans touch."

See... the womans' touch is so subjective.

This woman's touch is akin to a tornado in a field of mud.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard.

What we having for dinner then lady?

Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you."

There’s a few people keep distracting me at the moment

Pork casserole and I was very naughty and put half a can of cider in it. Happy to say I didn’t drink the other half as it was only 10 am

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be on a teams meeting "

No. No one should ever be on a teams meeting.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"It's a day off for me.

I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.

Might wash the patio, might hit the gym

These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.

I may need a contemplative moment... "

Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Benchmarking a system...it can be left unattended for a while. Plenty of time for fabbing!"

Benchmarking sounds like onething that needs supervision... I am guessing it isn't whatever I think it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working but forums keep me a little more same during the day!

Someone take me away, pleeeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be finishing a Uni assignment. I’m sure it can wait though… maybe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Am working and perving as usual "

You've got it down to a fine art at this point...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should working and definitely not bouncing on a vibe and hanging out on fab... "

Bounce on a vibe while working?

That may be what I do usually...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Annual reviews and ironing."

Ugh.

The annus has been shite. There you go... reviews done.

I'm not helping with the ironing though

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'm multi-tasking, I'm currently working and keeping up to date with the current affairs in the wonderful world of Fab

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off "

My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Day off today I'm free to do what I want. Meeting a friend later "

Oooh. Are you going paint balling?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead...

I should be doing you. "

I can always rely on you to have the right answer Fiddles

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Day off today I'm free to do what I want. Meeting a friend later "

Some friends have all the luck.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

Need a hand?

Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy "

You are being greedy... but you know I like that

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

Need a hand?

Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy

You are being greedy... but you know I like that "

Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too

And I’m sure I could return the favour

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off

My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain."

Mines not keen, have to make the effort lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Lazy wank sounds good while here lol"

Giving or receiving?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I am. Ish. I've really got to narrow down dress options for a wedding. And practise my very poor, very limited Swedish so it doesn't sound so English when I say it. "

I've got some curse words and "where is the toilet please?" if that helps?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have just thrown dinner in the slow cooker and I should now be working. I kind of am ish. But I have this sexy man keeps distracting me! . Life’s hard.

What we having for dinner then lady?

Also... rude. I thought I was the only sexy person who distracts you.

There’s a few people keep distracting me at the moment

Pork casserole and I was very naughty and put half a can of cider in it. Happy to say I didn’t drink the other half as it was only 10 am "

Drink the cider. Doooo it

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Sitting in T5 at Heathrow heading for Edinburgh. Just boarded so toodle pip for now.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's a day off for me.

I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.

Might wash the patio, might hit the gym

These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.

I may need a contemplative moment...

Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment "

Well... bask in it.

I'm enjoying the visual in my head

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Getting dirty and greasy

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I SHOULD be somewhere else but I have a puncture in one of my car tyres so getting that sorted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working but forums keep me a little more same during the day!

Someone take me away, pleeeeease "

Hang on...

I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO TAKE MRS SAPPHIRE!

That should work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diagnostic work on a car...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be finishing a Uni assignment. I’m sure it can wait though… maybe "

How long til it needs to be in?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm multi-tasking, I'm currently working and keeping up to date with the current affairs in the wonderful world of Fab"

It's basically like watching the news here.

But with more penis.

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By *rooMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Lazy wank sounds good while here lol

Giving or receiving?"

Either lol,

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

Need a hand?

Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy

You are being greedy... but you know I like that

Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too

And I’m sure I could return the favour "

I'm more than happy to give you a boost

Also... I don't give to receive, but if a gift is offered it would be rude to refuse

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Taking the dog out, browsing while wait for rain to ease off

My dog would have decided she wasn't going out at this point. She did not approve of rain.

Mines not keen, have to make the effort lol"

Litter tray... that's the way forward.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sitting in T5 at Heathrow heading for Edinburgh. Just boarded so toodle pip for now. "

Safe flight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted a lazy wank but I’m feeling to lazy

Need a hand?

Come on then but then a blow job if I’m not being to greedy

You are being greedy... but you know I like that

Ok well you may just give me the energy boost I need too

And I’m sure I could return the favour

I'm more than happy to give you a boost

Also... I don't give to receive, but if a gift is offered it would be rude to refuse "

I’m sure we could come to some agreement on a gift to give back….perhaps more than 3 of them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you… "

He's a pesky one that one.

I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.

And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working but forums keep me a little more same during the day!

Someone take me away, pleeeeease

Hang on...

I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO TAKE MRS SAPPHIRE!

That should work."

Aw thanks!!

To McDonald's please, breakfast is still on for half hour

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"It's a day off for me.

I could be proactive and do stuff but I was proactive yesterday.

Might wash the patio, might hit the gym

These sound like manly, sweaty things to do.

I may need a contemplative moment...

Manly and sweaty? I don't think I've ever had such a compliment

Well... bask in it.

I'm enjoying the visual in my head "

I'll take it any way I can! Compliments that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day off today I'm free to do what I want. Meeting a friend later

Some friends have all the luck. "

Your time will come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day off today I'm free to do what I want. Meeting a friend later

Oooh. Are you going paint balling?"

Haha not quite, maybe more wine than paint.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Should be boarding a flight but it's delayed ... by 10 mins ... sooooo that's an extra 10 mins of perving time gained

Whoop whoop ... off to find a perving thread

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…

He's a pesky one that one.

I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.

And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute "

I don’t want man batter in my hair :’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…

He's a pesky one that one.

I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.

And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute

I don’t want man batter in my hair :’"

Spoil sport

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"I'm multi-tasking, I'm currently working and keeping up to date with the current affairs in the wonderful world of Fab

It's basically like watching the news here.

But with more penis."

Can I skip the penis please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... right now?

You're clearly not doing it, whatever it is, as you're here.

(Except Compersion who is my hero as she is only ever here when she should be).

So what should you be doing instead of fabbing?

And what do you want to be doing?

I should be neck deep in sorting out my workroom, and I want to be snuggled on the sofa drinking coffee with a sexy man. But I'm here annoying you lot instead... "

I should be surveying a footpath and marking it up with spray paint, but it’s raining and washes off as you do it. So I’m bored at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday. Already a week late! Had to get an extension. Ooer missus

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Stuff. I should be doing stuff

Adulting probably.

But I've had a wank, had a bath and currently dancing whilst perving

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…

He's a pesky one that one.

I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.

And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute

I don’t want man batter in my hair :’

Spoil sport "

Erm... you're busy

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I should be sat on my arse enjoying my time off drinking a coffee having a perv…….oh hang on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really should be drying my hair properly… the pesky ex husband distracted me with form filling and house documents so now it’s a half dry frizzy mess and I’m ignoring it to reply to you…

He's a pesky one that one.

I'm sure I read summat about whacking mayo in hair to make it less frizzy.

And before anyone offers... man batter is NOT an acceptable substitute

I don’t want man batter in my hair :’

Spoil sport

Erm... you're busy "

I’m not busy….I’m being lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be devising a Google ads strategy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be devising a Google ads strategy! "

Sounds waaay to technical for my tired brain to comprehend that one

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

I should be reaching out to a handy man to fix my boiler and doing work but I am still cosy in bed because I wanna stay warm and lazy....do I really have to get out of bed?

Are you getting more productive Posh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely anything.

Skydiving?"

Yeah. I’d absolutely go for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got home from work yesterday and I can do whatever I like for 3 weeks! Happy days

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I just got home from work yesterday and I can do whatever I like for 3 weeks! Happy days"

Woohooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working but production failed a job I had planned for the afternoon so I’m now sitting pretending to do paperwork with solitaire in the background

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

I should be coordinating an escalation from Thailand for a customer having difficulties on my mobile network through the local operator.

But it's Friday and I need to distract myself through Fab

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

At work and getting paid to perv on you lot...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be reaching out to a handy man to fix my boiler and doing work but I am still cosy in bed because I wanna stay warm and lazy....do I really have to get out of bed?

Are you getting more productive Posh? "

I've been really productive!

Making all you lot seem positively lazy by comparison!

I've thrown out 3 bin bags full of old shit, 4 bin bags full of the ex psycho's stuff (it's been almost 4 years, if he hasn't missed it by now he doesn't need it), sorted some boxes of other people's stuff that I'm gonna demand they take away and got a couple boxes of things to give away. And approximately a shit ton of stuff that needs selling.

And I have a major headache now but I've "tidied" myself into a corner.

I've also been a raging pervert #multitaskingskillz

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've had enough of this working malarky for the day. It's coffee time now.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking "

I have flour, I have flour!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking

I have flour, I have flour! "

Is it fair trade though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be cleaning the house. Instead I’m cuddling a poorly small person who may at any moment.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking

I have flour, I have flour!

Is it fair trade though? "

Bugger it. Brb

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking

I have flour, I have flour!

Is it fair trade though? "

I’ll swap you flour for a handjob! That sounds like fair trade to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be driving but I’m on here

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

you

Posh I just snaffled a large Cumberland sausage and 3 hashbrowns and I'm not afraid to admit that it got rather messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I SHOULD be cleaning the bathroom but I've procrastinated for the last 2 days.

It's the worst job in the whole house

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting ready but now can’t be bothered

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"I SHOULD be cleaning the bathroom but I've procrastinated for the last 2 days.

It's the worst job in the whole house "

Done ours today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I SHOULD be cleaning the bathroom but I've procrastinated for the last 2 days.

It's the worst job in the whole house

Done ours today."

Fancy doing another?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Should be figuring out how to make fair trade cakes or biscuits. Can't find flour so I'm sulking

I have flour, I have flour!

Is it fair trade though?

I’ll swap you flour for a handjob! That sounds like fair trade to me "

Waaaa Omg you. Deal pop over

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By *evmMan
over a year ago

west midlands

I should be lit on the mountain bike but it’s too easy to sit here lol!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me

Where you meant to be going?

If it isn't the zoo I'm going to be sad."

Sadly not been to the zoo in years, took dogs out for a walk and ended up having lunch sat outside a cafe freezing. Hope everyone's had a great day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning my apartment as I'm moving out on Sunday!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I should be reading.

But it’s Friday you know. A gal needs a break!

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By *ide-and-seekCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Working out!!

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Ware Hertfordshire


"Getting ready to go out, rather be having a guy/woman going down on me

Where you meant to be going?

If it isn't the zoo I'm going to be sad.

Sadly not been to the zoo in years, took dogs out for a walk and ended up having lunch sat outside a cafe freezing. Hope everyone's had a great day "

Sounds like a great day!

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