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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello!

The first 168 hours are the worst!!

Tips? Be yourself, don't be afraid to have an opinion and enjoy!

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres a good tip. £5.00 on Number 3 in the 3.40 at Kempton Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello!

The first 168 hours are the worst!!

Tips? Be yourself, don't be afraid to have an opinion and enjoy!

Simples!

well hello, handsome!

I think i am going to enjoy this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcum to a mad,mad world and all it's lunatic incumbents!!!

Enjoy, don't get too wound up and give as good as ya get!!!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received"
don't just post. Post and have fun. Don't be afraid of saying what you think. Your opinion count even if some will not accept it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Welcome to the forum Bunny. Best tips I can offer are:

1) watch out for the resident sheep shagger

2) next time your passing have a little nibble on my donut it's proper chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you've now lost your cherry to all of the Fabbers Forum - it's only going to go downhill from here

I'd warn you about several of the regulars on here, but you're bound to come across them very soon, if you stick around.

They take no prisoners, unless it's in a dungeon and you're strapped to a St Andrews cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello there, maybe you would like a tour, i can show you round

enjoy being part of the fun and insanity that only comes from being forumite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/10/12 14:27:05]"

Bloody typos!!

Welcome to the forums bunny relax, have fun and join in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you've now lost your cherry to all of the Fabbers Forum - it's only going to go downhill from here

I'd warn you about several of the regulars on here, but you're bound to come across them very soon, if you stick around.

They take no prisoners, unless it's in a dungeon and you're strapped to a St Andrews cross

it wouldn't be be strapped to the cross that's for sure! And Mmmm i might like to take a prisoner or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received"

Welcome to the last bastion of un-restrained fun and frolicks in the known Universe..... possibly.

And can I send Perky round to see you... now!

Pork

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

hello and welcome

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You guys and girls seem really lovely! Thank you everyone for a warm welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys and girls seem really lovely! Thank you everyone for a warm welcome!

we'll give a week and ask you if you feel the same then........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh - just thought!

Were you asking for tips on the forums? Or just the site in general?

My top tip re the site has always been to have a sneaky peek via tineye or reverse search on google images for any photos I think I may have seen before!!

Amazing what you find sometimes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys and girls seem really lovely! Thank you everyone for a warm welcome!

See, you've fallen into the first trap already....... like the fly in a Venus fly trap, take you in and you'll never be the same again!!! hahaha!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Only one tip, don't use a 33mm triad ionic valve where a 34mm three-point ionic filter valve is required. It works short term but buggers up your tacyon beam comms equipment with terrible static.

...oh, and welcome to the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Welcome and im sure you don't need any tips if you've been around the forums prevously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Bunny and welcome.

Don't suffer our insanity. Enjoy it.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Only one tip, don't use a 33mm triad ionic valve where a 34mm three-point ionic filter valve is required. It works short term but buggers up your tacyon beam comms equipment with terrible static.

...oh, and welcome to the forums.

That what I call having an eye for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello & Welcome to the forums

Have fun, don't take things personally, enjoy

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You guys and girls seem really lovely! Thank you everyone for a warm welcome!

We're lulling you into a false sense of security...be down on ya like a pack of howling dingoes for your next post

Seriously though, welcome...it's a bit like Hotel California on here, next thing you know, it'll be a week next Tuesday and you won't have eaten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys and girls seem really lovely! Thank you everyone for a warm welcome!

It's only cos you're a single woman bunny. I commented on another thread started by a single guy, he said hello and no comment on his thread for a week, have fun x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ooh - just thought!

Were you asking for tips on the forums? Or just the site in general?

My top tip re the site has always been to have a sneaky peek via tineye or reverse search on google images for any photos I think I may have seen before!!

Amazing what you find sometimes!!!

Yes it is

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Hello and welcome!

All new forum users must forward all nude pics to my inbox for a once over.

I'm sorry that's just how it is, I don't make up these rules*

*Apart from this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh - just thought!

Were you asking for tips on the forums? Or just the site in general?

My top tip re the site has always been to have a sneaky peek via tineye or reverse search on google images for any photos I think I may have seen before!!

Amazing what you find sometimes!!!

Yes it is

Ha ha! Seen the profile now??????

Thought so..........

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Welcome to the madhouse. Please check your sanity in at main reception where you will be allocated your special forum jacket. X

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received"

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 points to Obi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and then they were gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annnnd *poof*

Shocker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao"

"She"???? Discuss........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome and im sure you don't need any tips if you've been around the forums prevously

Methinks it is something to do with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and then they were gone

must've been something we said - either that or they wanted to preserve their sanity!!!!

Minxie can go back to playing with her six fingers now!! hehe!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh dearie me.....

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao

"She"???? Discuss........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye then!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao

"She"???? Discuss........

ok... IT was gone

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

did her cock show in one of the pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oo thay come and thay go . cum and go .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao

"She"???? Discuss........

ok... IT was gone

Short but sweet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she messaged me too.. lovely woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"did her cock show in one of the pics"

Yeah, I reckon...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Short but sweet !

Just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can finally post!

Hello fellow fabsters x

ps any tips gladly received

and whoosh.... She was gone lmao

"She"???? Discuss........

ok... IT was gone

Short but sweet !

Folks do have a habit of returning on here...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short but sweet !

Just like me

what!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"she messaged me too.. lovely woman"

Sassy, pleeeeease tell me we haven't got to re-enact the scene from The Birdcage where Diane Weist has to explain carefully to Gene Hackman that Nathan Lane is not a 'lady'........ ? Hmmm.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Short but sweet !

Just like me

what!

shuttit you!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 points to Obi

Doing better at this than the bloody Footie predictor! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 points to Obi

Doing better at this than the bloody Footie predictor! Lol

lol which reminds me to go submit some predictions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was quick

Dave - seriously - he wasn't your type!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That was quick

Dave, whats happened to your Fuck me thread? its disappeared?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

ps any tips gladly received"

don't type your password and the words I UNDERSTAND.........

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That was quick

Dave - seriously - he wasn't your type!

He/she was was one of daves only takers on the fuck me thread. He scared em off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was quick

Dave, whats happened to your Fuck me thread? its disappeared?"

Not sure ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"That was quick

Dave, whats happened to your Fuck me thread? its disappeared?

Not sure ?

Looks like it has been pulled????

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was quick

Dave, whats happened to your Fuck me thread? its disappeared?

Not sure ?

Looks like it has been pulled????"

Well at least something did!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

must have been a vicar

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Even though it was a light hearted one?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Sorry mate I am just taking instructions.

Start another when the other one stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

I was going great guns too ! Had 1 maybe, 4 no's, 1 only if I wear a bag on my head , and 10 not if you were the last man on earth!! ....... But you got to love that "maybe"! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

I was going great guns too ! Had 1 maybe, 4 no's, 1 only if I wear a bag on my head , and 10 not if you were the last man on earth!! ....... But you got to love that "maybe"! Lol

yeah and u wiggled out of answering my question too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

A real one too!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Who was the OP anyway?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Own up - who scared the OP away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't even post!!!

It wasn't me, honest gov.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

I was going great guns too ! Had 1 maybe, 4 no's, 1 only if I wear a bag

on my head , and 10 not if you were the last man on earth!! ....... But you got to love that "maybe"! Lol

yeah and u wiggled out of answering my question too

My apologies minx what was the q?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?"

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

So it was you who scared them away !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

Oh bloody hell, not another single female pretending to be a single bloke?

Tell you, the number of times that's happened to me...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

Do you know for sure or just guessing? Im assuming the pics were lifted from somewhere. But could have been a munter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

So it was you who scared them away !!

All the way back to Kiev I suspect!

These Russian escorts - don't they read the site rules about no financial transactions on site!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

It's like feckin eBay on here sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Then we'll have to institute 'Fuck Me Thread Friday' then,...... won't we..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Dave, you get another go in a minute. Fingers crossed a woman says yes this time

I was going great guns too ! Had 1 maybe, 4 no's, 1 only if I wear a bag

on my head , and 10 not if you were the last man on earth!! ....... But you got to love that "maybe"! Lol

yeah and u wiggled out of answering my question too

My apologies minx what was the q?"

who are the keyboard warriors and trolls u were referring to but its not funny now cos I also said and be very very careful how u answer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

So it was you who scared them away !!

All the way back to Kiev I suspect!

These Russian escorts - don't they read the site rules about no financial transactions on site!!

Was it the " hello handsome" that gave it away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Then we'll have to institute 'Fuck Me Thread Friday' then,...... won't we..

'Fuck-Me six ways through Fridays' sounds much better than Rant-Thursdays!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

So it was you who scared them away !!

All the way back to Kiev I suspect!

These Russian escorts - don't they read the site rules about no financial transactions on site!!

Was it the " hello handsome" that gave it away?

He sent you that too? I thought I was "special"!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Damn. Busted again

At least I still have my Funky Monkey account...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Damn. Busted again

At least I still have my Funky Monkey account... "

For the time being.........you are being toyed with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who was the OP anyway?

Erm - I may have busted them for being - how shall I put this - "goods not as described"!

Well done that man you must have a sixth sense !!!

Good job someone is looking out for us all

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Damn. Busted again

At least I still have my Funky Monkey account...

For the time being.........you are being toyed with

oooerrr

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Too many fuck me threads, Admin get complaints, the latest ones got removed.

You can start another when the latest one stops though

Which one of you deleted my 'Would you fuck my thread' thread???

Just so I know who's card to mark. (Invictus prepare the axe!)

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love it when funky gets all masterful

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You smileys have betrayed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You smileys have betrayed you.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

You smileys have betrayed you.

Baha! You were both in on it!!! Gadzooks!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ gadzooks....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Me and Funky would have got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids

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