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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Doing or being?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?"

Why limit yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bum, I’ll tell you that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

I'd stick it up your poo pipe.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes"

Direct and to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bum, I’ll tell you that much "

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

I'd stick it up your poo pipe."

*squeals*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . ."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Count me in

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

We do. Well I do anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing

There's a man who knows what he likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be rude not to, OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in "

Bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We do. Well I do anyway. "

I do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be rude not to, OP."

Indeed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

Direct and to the point

Fancy some bumming?

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

Ok, bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Be Hind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes

Direct and to the point

Fancy some bumming? "

Ooooffttt do i!!! Hell yes

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My husband is very giving in this regard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Be Hind

#AllBumsCount

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

"We do. Well I do anyway.

I do too

So many thoughts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My husband is very giving in this regard

Ooofff you lucky so and so

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By *immyb1985Man
over a year ago

bridgend

"My husband is very giving in this regard

With an ass like that he would be happy to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?"

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

I'd offer my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

Ok, bend over

Think I've horrified enough people doing that already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We do. Well I do anyway.

I do too

So many thoughts lol "

To bum or not to bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

Ok, bend over

Think I've horrified enough people doing that already

I showed my DD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be aftercare?

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Count me in

Bend over

I'm ready for you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

I'd offer my services

Ooooh hello, promise I'll go slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?"

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh."

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Pegging yes.

Giving....not tried it yet.

LOVE your photos btw.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare. "

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

Me too

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One... "

Crikey, ribbed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

That is a fair point. I have done more for less before now.

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

Me too"

On my way over with some jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

Me too"

You as well? What a bunch of tarts the lot of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?"

An appreciative slap

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My husband is very giving in this regard

With an ass like that he would be happy to "

That would explain the smile on his face

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in

Bend over

I'm ready for you now

Wait, I'm backing up ....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

Me too

On my way over with some jaffa cakes

Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

An appreciative slap

With a cock or a hand?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

Me too

You as well? What a bunch of tarts the lot of us."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh."

Flipping heck.. That's a bit ott

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare. "

Way more thoughtful than what i had planned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Pegging yes.

Giving....not tried it yet.

LOVE your photos btw."

Ahh fanks... I'm too shy to show my bum

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By *heezyMan
over a year ago

london/Essex

"Count me in

Bend over

I’ll join the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't heard it called that for years, takes me back to my youth.. and to answer the OP question .. yes I do (giving)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

flousie

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I do like to give but not nothing is going on my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why only men in the UK? Not very inclusive to the men all over the world who like bumming

I didn't say it was an inclusive thread

Fair point well made. I'd give it a go with the right lady

I'd offer my services

Ooooh hello, promise I'll go slow

And so will I

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

To be fair I'd do less to get jaffa cakes as a reward

flousie"

Complete flousie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

Way more thoughtful than what i had planned

I was thinking soapy shower and wax melts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

Crikey, ribbed!"

oh no some of the diamonds are missing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My ass is too beautiful to be de-flowered sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

An appreciative slap

With a cock or a hand?"

A sticky hand.. The jaffa cake melted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Count me in

Bend over

I’ll join the queue "

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't heard it called that for years, takes me back to my youth.. and to answer the OP question .. yes I do (giving)"

if its been a while, can you remember what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

An appreciative slap

With a cock or a hand?

A sticky hand.. The jaffa cake melted

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do like to give but not nothing is going on my one

Oooo never say never

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Usually have a fitting issue.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm just here for research

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

*squeals*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. To women only

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

Crikey, ribbed!

oh no some of the diamonds are missing

Those poor diamonds are lost forever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

Probably just Jaffa Cakes tbh.

That’s proper skilled aftercare.

Way more thoughtful than what i had planned

I was thinking soapy shower and wax melts"

Feckin- nora, gonna cost me a fortune with blummin' jaffa cakes and now soapy showers and scented candles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ass is too beautiful to be de-flowered sorry

Ooo beautiful unmarked virgin territory

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Usually have a fitting issue.

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be aftercare?

An appreciative slap

With a cock or a hand?

A sticky hand.. The jaffa cake melted

Filth.

Sniff it Barry.. It's not marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually have a fitting issue.

Matron, we need more lube!!!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm happy to give or take. Preferably both at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake??

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"I'm just here for research

Yeah yeah me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. To women only

**midnight reaches for the lube**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

Crikey, ribbed!

oh no some of the diamonds are missing

Those poor diamonds are lost forever!

I'm sure they'll reappear at some point

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

Observing whilst sipping whisky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm happy to give or take. Preferably both at the same time. "

Ohhhhh!! *midnight yells for Posh!!! -

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Usually have a fitting issue.

Hello

I can’t hear you with your back to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Observing whilst sipping whisky!"

haha oh my fucking days

Would that be with or without mask Sir

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

*squeals*"

I'd guess it'd be more like a howl lube or hardcore dry. standing or laying down leaving choices as a gentleman

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

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By *ubbermaidbabyCouple
over a year ago

clwyd

"Observing whilst sipping whisky!

haha oh my fucking days

Would that be with or without mask Sir

Cheese actually

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

Crikey, ribbed!

oh no some of the diamonds are missing

Those poor diamonds are lost forever!

I'm sure they'll reappear at some point

Only if someone looks for them and I'm not looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

*squeals*

I'd guess it'd be more like a howl lube or hardcore dry. standing or laying down leaving choices as a gentleman

Offt a good spit and run up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

If i were you i wouldn't be doing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Observing whilst sipping whisky!

haha oh my fucking days

Would that be with or without mask Sir

Cheese actually "

Whats that Grommit

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Only when I'm abroad im afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only when I'm abroad im afraid. "

Up the Khyber?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing or being?

Why limit yourself

Well I do generally have some limits . . . .

Or at least I think I do

You don't sound so sure now..

want me to pop my finger up

Short nails I hope?

Glitter encrusted with sparkly diamonds... There are 5 per nail.. Lets count them.. One...

Crikey, ribbed!

oh no some of the diamonds are missing

Those poor diamonds are lost forever!

I'm sure they'll reappear at some point

Only if someone looks for them and I'm not looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only when I'm abroad im afraid. "

Ohhh well this is interesting.. Tell us more!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only when I'm abroad im afraid.

Up the Khyber? "

Oh groan.. How didn't i see that coming

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

If you mean bumming around as in being lazy I suppose everyone does at some point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

If you mean bumming around as in being lazy I suppose everyone does at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only when I'm abroad im afraid.

Up the Khyber?

Oh groan.. How didn't i see that coming

He was behind you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing

There's a man who knows what he likes "

I am a bit of a bull so wouldn't say being lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging with own cock mould maybe? Just thinking outside the box

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

*squeals*

I'd guess it'd be more like a howl lube or hardcore dry. standing or laying down leaving choices as a gentleman

Offt a good spit and run up

Ok so your spitting and I'll do the run jump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only when I'm abroad im afraid.

Up the Khyber?

Oh groan.. How didn't i see that coming

He was behind you. "

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

If i were you i wouldn't be doing that

Unfortunately I am me and I've not had the chance

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Is Rex sobbing in a corner protesting too much as usual?!?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake?? "

Why yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing

There's a man who knows what he likes

I am a bit of a bull so wouldn't say being lol

Ooooo.. Lucky I've got red pants on

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake??

Why yes please

Need a partner in crime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pegging with own cock mould maybe? Just thinking outside the box "

Ooo you wanna get onto lovehoney with that idea, you could mint it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm depending upon the female sure bum away

So you are the bumee or the bummer

We could flip a coin if you're taking part

Ooo lets hope it falls on the floor

Well where else was it going to land because I wasn't intending on catching it so that answer your previous question

*squeals*

I'd guess it'd be more like a howl lube or hardcore dry. standing or laying down leaving choices as a gentleman

Offt a good spit and run up

Ok so your spitting and I'll do the run jump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

If i were you i wouldn't be doing that

Unfortunately I am me and I've not had the chance

Did you do the voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is Rex sobbing in a corner protesting too much as usual?!?!

First sign if a good bumming and he runs faster than a lions next snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake??

Why yes please

Open wide!!

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

yes.

answering for a friend

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake??

Why yes please

Open wide!! "

For you... anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how clean their snickers dispenser is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pegging with own cock mould maybe? Just thinking outside the box

Ooo you wanna get onto lovehoney with that idea, you could mint it!! "

Be careful could do damage with that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

If i were you i wouldn't be doing that

Unfortunately I am me and I've not had the chance

Did you do the voice

Yes I did

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

yes.

answering for a friend

... Oooo you are in good company here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just here for research

Oofftt you've come to the right place.. Jaffa cake??

Why yes please

Open wide!!

For you... anything

I think we've got this market cornered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends how clean their snickers dispenser is."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

Let me put it this way, I'd bum you

If i were you i wouldn't be doing that

Unfortunately I am me and I've not had the chance

Did you do the voice

Yes I did

I knew you would

i did it too

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep"

that was fairly definitive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both

Wait.. Both of you, or both ways

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

With women yes...

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Yep

that was fairly definitive! "

Oh you'd be fairly right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

No one questioned the fact that you have a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a bum, I’ll tell you that much

Are you sure? "

Shit, it’s gone!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Yup.

Like to prepare her slowly.

Like to lubricant and stimulate.

Then have her doggy with a clit stimulus and wait.

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By *bonybucksMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Getting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With women yes...

Why the sad face!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep

that was fairly definitive!

Oh you'd be fairly right...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like bumming

Asking for a friend

No one questioned the fact that you have a friend?

Cheeky git

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Only in very specific conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Females only

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like getting fucked up my bum hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a bum, I’ll tell you that much

Are you sure?

Shit, it’s gone!"

Its behind you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yup.

Like to prepare her slowly.

Like to lubricant and stimulate.

Then have her doggy with a clit stimulus and wait."

Wait for ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only in very specific conditions. "

20% chance of precipitation at 11am on the 2nd Wednesday of the month in a leap year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Females only "

You like to be bummed by females

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Only in very specific conditions.

20% chance of precipitation at 11am on the 2nd Wednesday of the month in a leap year

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

Oh he's buggered off to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like getting fucked up my bum hole "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only in very specific conditions.

20% chance of precipitation at 11am on the 2nd Wednesday of the month in a leap year

You know it! "

Ooo I'll book you in... Only 2 years to go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done it, either way so can't really say much more. Curious about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never done it, either way so can't really say much more. Curious about it."

Omg its delicious

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

Oh he's buggered off to bed

Your leaving me to make ASSumptions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

Oh he's buggered off to bed

Your leaving me to make ASSumptions

That would make and ass out of u and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Females only

You like to be bummed by females

Are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing

There's a man who knows what he likes

I am a bit of a bull so wouldn't say being lol

Ooooo.. Lucky I've got red pants on

Ole

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

Oh he's buggered off to bed

Your leaving me to make ASSumptions

That would make and ass out of u and me"

It might if we both didn't have an amazing ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Females only

You like to be bummed by females

Are you offering? "

Are you askin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing

There's a man who knows what he likes

I am a bit of a bull so wouldn't say being lol

Ooooo.. Lucky I've got red pants on

Ole

Even i thought that was good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butt the big question is will your friend be revealing their identity..?

Oh he's buggered off to bed

Your leaving me to make ASSumptions

That would make and ass out of u and me

It might if we both didn't have an amazing ass

Word!!

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope"

Aww Dicky, dont be shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good bumming everyone

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