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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love these so thought I would try this one out..

"I can't come into work today because....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love these so thought I would try this one out..

"I can't come into work today because...."

"I can't come into work today because my wife will not find the other day for the future plan as we will be back on Friday for a couple more days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well this is going well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't come into work today because I’m going back into the gym and I can’t do anything but I’m on my way home so I’ll let you know soon after work”

Legit

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can't come into work today because I have a few videos to do

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

I can't come into work today because I have no idea what the actual fcuk

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

I can’t come to work today too I’m tired of being tired so I just woke myself feeling better soon

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I can't come into work today because my pleasure madam will not come to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns regarding the sofa and loveseat

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I can't come to work today because my wife has been unwell so I've got a sick cough and so much better today so I'll be back soon

It's almost like I've used that before....

Except the wife part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work today because I have to be a good idea to get the latest flash player.

What on earth is a flash player

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I can't come into work today because I'm not particularly arsed about it.

True story.

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I can't come to work today because I have a day off and spending it at home and snuggle her up under the duvet and there's plenty of room for you all there's a brave fearless man

My left button has other plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was nonsensical.

Not sure what that says about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t come into work today because I don’t want it in your mouth

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By *un_Time_Frankie_69Man
over a year ago

By The Sea

I can’t come into work today because I’m too busy on here chatting and arranging fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t come into work today because I have a lot to work with and I don’t think I’m going to the gym

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I can't come into work today because I have a great time in the past few years ago and I will be a good time to get the chance to meet you at the moment I am I supposed to be a good time to get the chance to meet you at the.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come in to work today as I just don't feel very worky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my phone has not arrived at work

NBVN x

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By *unfriends1976Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I can't come to work today because my wife has been unwell so I've got the wrong number and have now found a room which will not bad how they feel about it

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I cant come to work today because of the delay in getting back to the loo at the moment.I will be back tomorrow morning so I'll probably need the rest of the week off ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work today because I've had my hair cut and I look like a very naughty dog

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my wife has been unwell so I've had her op and a bit worried she is sick of her sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of unwell wife's on this thread

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I can't come into work today because I have a great time in the morning

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By *heezyMan
over a year ago

london/Essex

I can’t come into work today because I’m going out of the way for the first week and I’ll get it done soon

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I can't come to work today because I've had my hair cut and I look like a very naughty dog

M"

Do you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't come to work today because I've had my hair cut and I look like a very naughty dog

M

Do you though?"

Well I'm having it cut Saturday so I'll be sure to tell my hairdresser to be careful!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I can't come to work today because I've had my hair cut and I look like a very naughty dog

M

Do you though?

Well I'm having it cut Saturday so I'll be sure to tell my hairdresser to be careful!! "

I don't know, the very naughty dog look could be all the rage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I haven't received any reply from your system. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come to work because of my life and I'm not sure how much I love you

Oh dear....how sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't come to work today because I've had my hair cut and I look like a very naughty dog

M"

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By *t72Man
over a year ago

Twickenham

I can’t come in to work today because it’s Saturday as it’s closed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't come into work today because my wife has been unwell so I've had her email with the babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I can't come into work today because Yeah I’m sure you got a new one but that’s not a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't come into work today because I can't figure out this game, whether these replies are typed using cocks and clots. Regardless, I already came into someone else.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I can't come into work today because my wife has been unwell so I've had her op and a quine of the day she is going out for the verri x

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I can't come into work today because my wife has a sick cough so ill be a pain for the weekend

Yeah, sums me up right there.. I am a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant come in to work tday because.. xx and u can come by the office to pick from the office to me so that we could have the same as sami.

Gibbirish like my life!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I cant come in to work tday because.. xx and u can come by the office to pick from the office to me so that we could have the same as sami.

Gibbirish like my life!"

I'll have to try that to see if it works and gets me a day off work lol

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I cant come into work today because I have a fab meet and as work happens every day and fab meets are like hens teeth it takes priority.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I can’t come in to work today because I’m going shopping now so I’m just waiting for the new people and I don’t know if I have a chance or not too but I’m not going back on the phone anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because of covid okay we'll do that then if you like it then you shoulda put a fab on it Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come in to work today because I have a great day and I can't wait to see you soon again later that day but I know you are not the intended recipient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because I have to give the mr the credit for all my lingerie

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I can't come into work today because my wife has a birthday party and I'm going away with a family friend.

But, but, i want cake!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my phone has not arrived at work today

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I can't come into work today because I have a couple of people who are playing behind their partners backs

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

I can’t come into work today because I’m going off on my own bed with a couple more hours now lol xx

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By *otwifeHusbandCouple
over a year ago

Dorset

Not quite the middle button as not on my phone. But thought I tell the truth for Monday

I can’t come back to work today.

Because I spent all weekend having sex

Started off at a party and then the next day at a club. With sex in the pool and hottubs.

Now I have strained my dick and I keep having flash backs and get distracted.

Mentally scared. Lol

Hubs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite the middle button as not on my phone. But thought I tell the truth for Monday

I can’t come back to work today.

Because I spent all weekend having sex

Started off at a party and then the next day at a club. With sex in the pool and hottubs.

Now I have strained my dick and I keep having flash backs and get distracted.

Mentally scared. Lol

Hubs "

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I came into work today because the email is still working so I'll be in that time tomorrow

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I can’t come into work today because I’m going out of my head to the bed and then I’ll go back home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't come into work today because my wife has a sick cough so ill be a pain to sleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't come into work today because my wife has a sick cough so ill be a pain for the weekend

Yeah, sums me up right there.. I am a pain "

This is so weird but we had exactly the same words

Are our phones communicating?

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By *andy CanesWoman
35 weeks ago

south

I can’t come to work today yet I just have a couple of things to do

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
35 weeks ago

Frome

I can't come to work today because of the weather and the weather is very cold and windy here too much hair on the floor and the other one is the same as the last one I think I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can get it on the way to the house and the house is a bit of a joke and I don't know what to do with the kids.

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