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Putin’s supper

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Little Vlad is late back from the Kremlin and his dinner has been ruined. What are you going to rustle him up for supper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything. He’ll be begging for mercy after my cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd serve him up those little disc-shaped crackers.

I'd love to see Putin on the Ritz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Kiev.

I’m proud to say this is the third time I’ve used a chicken Kiev joke.

I’m not remotely ashamed.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Shit in a pie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Olives !!

He's a Cunt

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Olives !!

He's a Cunt "

He's a full weight, full strength bastard

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

One shot... best stuff ever

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Nowt.

Vlad’s dinner is in the dog.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I'd serve him up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.... fafafafafafafaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple on a pizza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Novichok?

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"I'd serve him up those little disc-shaped crackers.

I'd love to see Putin on the Ritz. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd nuke something for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slutty mash potatoe

The look on his face would be fucking priceless

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Lavrov penis with a side of shattered glass and a garnish of starfish pubes and finished of with a semen reduction

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Chicken Kiev.

I’m proud to say this is the third time I’ve used a chicken Kiev joke.

I’m not remotely ashamed."

Fun fact: The Chicken Kiev is a tradtional Russian dish

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So he is into judo

Well, what he doesn't know is that I have a black belt in cookery

I can kill a man with one chop

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"So he is into judo

Well, what he doesn't know is that I have a black belt in cookery

I can kill a man with one chop"

Oink, oink. did yopu get trained by Miss Piggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fillet steak. That man’s crazy. Never mess with a crazy man’s food.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A Disney apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken Kiev.

I’m proud to say this is the third time I’ve used a chicken Kiev joke.

I’m not remotely ashamed.

Fun fact: The Chicken Kiev is a tradtional Russian dish

C"

You said fun….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slutty mash potatoe

The look on his face would be fucking priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno but what ever I served him I'd shit in it...

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By *utchyjackMan
over a year ago

Newquay

Jelly belly custard green snot pie all washed down with a dead dogs eye, hospital phlegm all nice and thick all washed down with a cup of cold sick.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Yellow belly, yellow belly, green snot pie.

All washed down, with a dead dog's eye.

Slat up on a butty, nice and thick

and wash it down, with a cup of sick.

That's a Northwest recipe, that is. Bon apetit!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Turkey. Preferably served up with every other member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Space cake, strong space cake. It's probably our best chance of peace.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Joffrey special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice greasy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

His own medicine. You know, like the one he gives to dissidents and other people he doesn't like.

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Turkey. Preferably served up with every other member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation."

You fancy him then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ton or two of high explosives & a side order of cluster bombs.

Free home delivery courtesy of the RAF.

Bon appetit Vlad.

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

his words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd serve him up those little disc-shaped crackers.

I'd love to see Putin on the Ritz. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to tie him to a chair and show him all the spread arse pics on Fab, that will torture the bastard

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"Turkey. Preferably served up with every other member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation.

You fancy him then?"

Lost me at fancy

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham


"Turkey. Preferably served up with every other member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation.

You fancy him then?

Lost me at fancy "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken cooked by a lamp.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I'd serve him up those little disc-shaped crackers.

I'd love to see Putin on the Ritz.

"

Brilliant.

He could be the new face for Ritz Crackers. Get that meme generated now!

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