FabSwingers.com forum: Tightness

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha that got your attention

now im not talking lady gardens or sphincter tightness here, im talking when buying products.

Now i like nice things and if i see anything in life i like and want ill buy it or wait and save if i cant afford it in that moment in time. I generally wont scrimp and look for a cheaper lesser brand.

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Swimming shorts, im very tight with them i will not spend more than £6.99 on a pair, that the number i want to pay and wont spend more than that... yes ive had some horrific ones because of how tight i am when it comes to those in particular (my current ones are pink with a explosive "boom" across the arse)

So what particular product are you tight with? What do you have a special price number which you stick too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

Me too!

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

Me too!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

Me too!

Me too"

Ooooh you guuuuuyyyyssss

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

Me too!

Me too"

Another vote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

As a side note. Me being a lover of all things tight on a man and all. Swim shorts are one of those things I don’t like tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we’re gonna need pics

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

Me too!

Me too

Another vote

Me 7 (or wherever we’re at now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Think you'd be better posting this on the Scottish forum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boom

It did say Bom but they're really tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there not budgie smugglers then all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on Gatsby. Show us the budgie smugglers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As a side note. Me being a lover of all things tight on a man and all. Swim shorts are one of those things I don’t like tight.

nooo theyre baggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean tight as in cash tight

theyre big baggy things

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I mean tight as in cash tight

theyre big baggy things

When a thread doesn't quite to to plan... lol

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I mean tight as in cash tight

theyre big baggy things

Prove it

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"As a side note. Me being a lover of all things tight on a man and all. Swim shorts are one of those things I don’t like tight.

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Them budgie smugglers are not a good look

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Is this where the back of the queue is that's started for free viewing?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

G...

Share with the forum.

Please and thank you.

Also, I'm proper tight, me.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"As a side note. Me being a lover of all things tight on a man and all. Swim shorts are one of those things I don’t like tight.

Them budgie smugglers are not a good look

God no! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Gatsby I don't want to be another thirsty woman on here but you should just hurry up and upload a photo. Also, I've forgotten the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for giving a serious answer, I didn't read all the replies. Carry on ladies and good luck Gatsby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza hut, never buy without a 50% off code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha that got your attention

now im not talking lady gardens or sphincter tightness here, im talking when buying products.

However..

So what particular product are you tight with? What do you have a special price number which you stick too?

Nooooo, what kind of swimming shorts are they for £6.99? Like… biodegradable ones that last twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need to see a photo of you wearing them

I wanna see them too

!!! Show ‘em for the gyalsssss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sorry for giving a serious answer, I didn't read all the replies. Carry on ladies and good luck Gatsby!

No FoolHardy! Serious answers are good as well. I don't like paying full price for ice cream as well - I did it once during a bad drop and it made me feel even worse.

I think generally I'm a bit tight - I like nice things but not paying full price for them. When I have to pay full price for nice hotels it pains me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price"

Yes congrats neighbour! First real answer

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Have you taken the pic yet and if you squat in them they will be tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price

Yes congrats neighbour! First real answer

Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price"

I've never bought B&J at full price. Phish food

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Have you taken the pic yet and if you squat in them they will be tight

Or even better... I'm the bath/shower, so they're wet and clingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

blimey your thirsty buggers

honestly theyre shocking.. id get blocked by more of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey your thirsty buggers

honestly theyre shocking.. id get blocked by more of you

Take the risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey your thirsty buggers

honestly theyre shocking.. id get blocked by more of you

Don't believe you. Prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey your thirsty buggers

honestly theyre shocking.. id get blocked by more of you

Stop being a thirst trap and show us the goods

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Actually... I don't want to see it. Keep your stupid trunks to yourself.

(Reverse psychology always works, right?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh dear, well girlies i may have to take one... however i did warn you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually... I don't want to see it. Keep your stupid trunks to yourself.

(Reverse psychology always works, right?)"

hahahahaha trunks!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Have you taken the pic yet and if you squat in them they will be tight

Or even better... I'm the bath/shower, so they're wet and clingy"

Thats a bloody good idea, worthy of front and back pics, resulting in double perusal time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Actually... I don't want to see it. Keep your stupid trunks to yourself.

(Reverse psychology always works, right?)

hahahahaha trunks!

Go on... prove they're not

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh dear, well girlies i may have to take one... however i did warn you

Don't give in to them! Stay strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, well girlies i may have to take one... however i did warn you

Don't give in to them! Stay strong! "

Too late, got a girl squad at the ready to March over at Gat’s house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this will jar with you Gatsby, but eating out

My palette is not delicate enough to appreciate fine dining or the prices that go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know this will jar with you Gatsby, but eating out

My palette is not delicate enough to appreciate fine dining or the prices that go with it "

Stop going off topic and spoil the thread

it’s all about Gatsby and his trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know this will jar with you Gatsby, but eating out

My palette is not delicate enough to appreciate fine dining or the prices that go with it

Stop going off topic and spoil the thread

it’s all about Gatsby and his trunks

Well, he ain't got em out yet!

I think he should make it comedic and have one bollock hanging out the side

That'll teach you harridens

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Have you taken the pic yet and if you squat in them they will be tight

Or even better... I'm the bath/shower, so they're wet and clingy

Thats a bloody good idea, worthy of front and back pics, resulting in double perusal time

I like your thinking... Double Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, well girlies i may have to take one... however i did warn you

Get a shifty on then Mr G

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anyone any idea how long the wait will be?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*taps nails on table out of impatience*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whyyyy are we waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry for giving a serious answer, I didn't read all the replies. Carry on ladies and good luck Gatsby!

No FoolHardy! Serious answers are good as well. I don't like paying full price for ice cream as well - I did it once during a bad drop and it made me feel even worse.

I think generally I'm a bit tight - I like nice things but not paying full price for them. When I have to pay full price for nice hotels it pains me. "

Exactly, I only go for nice things on occasion, I love paying full price for luxury doughnuts but usually it's a Sainsbury's 5 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price

Yes congrats neighbour! First real answer

*Tips hat* always happy to help but I'm fighting a tide here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs. Only ever buy them on offer and never at full price

I've never bought B&J at full price. Phish food

It's lovely, but never worth the full price. All about the chocolate fudge brownie for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s gonna actually be hounded by guys after posting a pic of his wet arse in pink swim shorts, with ‘boom’ written across the arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you taken the pic yet and if you squat in them they will be tight

Or even better... I'm the bath/shower, so they're wet and clingy"

Ooooh there's an idea

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Oooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha that got your attention

now im not talking lady gardens or sphincter tightness here, im talking when buying products.

However..

So what particular product are you tight with? What do you have a special price number which you stick too?

Seeing is believing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s gonna actually be hounded by guys after posting a pic of his wet arse in pink swim shorts, with ‘boom’ written across the arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

God, such a long wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Monday????

such a tease!

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have a feeling this may be the most long awaited photo in forum history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Fucking Monday?!

I waited up half the night in anticipation.

Clit tease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Fucking Monday?!

I waited up half the night in anticipation.

Clit tease!

It’s so unfair!!! Like seriously wtf!

I think we all should go sit on his face till he just gives in and does a catwalk show with them trunks on, for all us ladies x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I wouldn't say I was tight, more careful with money.

I bought crash helmets at bike shows, as they were discontinued lines. So you can get a £600 helmet, for £300. Same thing with clothes, bought some lovely dresses, skirts and tops, in shop sales over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Fucking Monday?!

I waited up half the night in anticipation.

Clit tease!

It’s so unfair!!! Like seriously wtf!

I think we all should go sit on his face till he just gives in and does a catwalk show with them trunks on, for all us ladies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there’s probably things I’m unwilling to spend massive amounts on, as I know I’ve got a decent track record for getting good products it at such a lower price - like clothing, places to stay etc.

I’m probably tight for some bills when I think about it. Like my phone bill. So cheap that I always seem surprised when I’m offered new contracts so I just think I’ll have an older phone forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

It’s Monday today

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'm an awful bargain hunter and try and get a good deal on things....

However I do break the bank when it comes to makeup, no deals there, pay full whack for the quality, jeffree star is my weakness.....

.....oh and I'll join the long list of ladies queuing across Derbyshire for that picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

It’s Monday today

My god time flies!! Gats!! Where is the fucking picture?

*raging*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

You make it sound so sexy G.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

That will be a perfect hotpics page 1 once we all get our hands on it

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I never like buying things at full price, love a bargain me. It’s how I have 4 drawers of underwear.

I’m not particularly thirsty to see the trunks but I am curious about the “Boom” across the buttocks. Is it a warning to other swimmers when you’ve eaten too many beans?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

Late to the party, but yeah, visual information required.

Get it uploaded

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Haha that got your attention

now im not talking lady gardens or sphincter tightness here, im talking when buying products.

However..

So what particular product are you tight with? What do you have a special price number which you stick too?

I NEED a pair of pink Speedos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

Have you SEEN Postman Pat’s nose?? And you know what they say about the correlation between sizes ….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha your you'll all be disappointed, imagine postman pat in some baggy sports direct reject shorts

Have you SEEN Postman Pat’s nose?? And you know what they say about the correlation between sizes ….

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

So ...everyone has bookmarked ready for Monday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ...everyone has bookmarked ready for Monday then

Haven’t looked forward to a Monday like this in a long while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ...everyone has bookmarked ready for Monday then

Yep, probably the most eventful Monday of 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill get a snap when im in the gym monday

Its my birthday Monday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's in my diary

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I've popped it on my phone diary specially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well…

It seems to be that MONDAY ladies

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Well well well…

It seems to be that MONDAY ladies

...yep, any sign???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmmm unfortunately im covid'd up but ive uploaded a pic...just squint abit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm unfortunately im covid'd up but ive uploaded a pic...just squint abit

You are a Cheat!!!!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

He says he is too poorly with covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He says he is too poorly with covid

He’s clearly lying cos he was attending a lecture this morning with a bag of aldi hob nobs

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"He says he is too poorly with covid

He’s clearly lying cos he was attending a lecture this morning with a bag of aldi hob nobs

He said that was online

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Motorbikes.

I've been a keen rider since my teens - I even did it for a living once when I rode dispatch in London.

Ask me about the time I was mistaken for a male strippergram ...... actually don't - the story goes, "hey this one time I delivered to an office and was mistaken for the strippergram they'd ordered" .... that's it.

Anyway - in my experience there is absolutely no need to spend more than about £2.5k to make yourself the owner a lovely, fast, shiny, lovingly maintained and low mileage bike.

There are more weekend warriors out there who only take their regularly serviced and cleaned bike out of their heated garage when it's a dry summer sunday, than there are buyers for older bikes.

If you don't mind compromising on the exact make/model/year that your heart desires, you can get something that will put a smile on your face for peanuts.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I came here for the pink shorts

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Hmmm unfortunately im covid'd up but ive uploaded a pic...just squint abit

Pfft.... U for ungraded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Gatsby, can you draw some on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Gatsby, can you draw some on me

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh Gatsby, can you draw some on me

Yes

Thank you

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m tight with everything I buy, apart from coffee! But will only buy my fave brand when it’s on offer which probably makes me tight on that too

Miss pc

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