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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

Oh no they don’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

Oh no they don’t "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll wait until they confirm for themselfs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In."

Easy tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They also love the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll wait until they confirm for themselfs "

Snooze you lose dude

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They also love the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Our kid

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"They also love the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Yeah between all of the rain

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Anyone mind if I invite Moz to this? I think he had the scoop on manc women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh. "

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They also love the sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Yeah between all of the rain"

I’m a Geordie so I can’t take the piss out of the weather anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two threads one name now I'm completely confused

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone mind if I invite Moz to this? I think he had the scoop on manc women. "

Mind we would not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone mind if I invite Moz to this? I think he had the scoop on manc women. "

Yes I mind, I’m making significant progress here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moz has done a runner"

He can run but he can't Hyde

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior?

It’s only 9” so it’ll easily fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out!

Get my parka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior?

It’s only 9” so it’ll easily fit

I think The Rock could give you the best answer to that one

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

Oh no they don’t "

Some do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad I don’t live there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m out!

Get my parka! "

Maybe a little finger then

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

I’ll let you do me if I can do you first

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

I’ll let you do me if I can do you first

I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

... and so do a lot of the men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

I’ll let you do me if I can do you first

I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier…. "

It friggin hurt that’s why!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot deny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in Manchester soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot deny

We are talking manc's not minx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard it takes a tattooed boy from Birkenhead to teach them things like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When in Manchester....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is this just from Manchester or also in Manchester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot deny

We are talking manc's not minx!"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this just from Manchester or also in Manchester?"
I guess depends how long they have been in Manchester. The longer, the more likely the manc attitude will have taken over them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot deny

We are talking manc's not minx!

You can flutter them lids and feel let off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

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So will I.

What a coincidence

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is this just from Manchester or also in Manchester? I guess depends how long they have been in Manchester. The longer, the more likely the manc attitude will have taken over them. "

The Manc attitude is pretty powerful. I may have to rethink how long I'm spending there in future.

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Not met one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

I'm hoping to go as well, I love a bit of group rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

I'd stock your port.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

One at a time though hey I'm not a machine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly bunch up north.

Somebody say tongue punching in the fart box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5."

Me 6

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 69

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 69

That's one of the 69 faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a betting man but I'm guessing that the late arrivals have no idea why ghis thread exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a betting man but I'm guessing that the late arrivals have no idea why ghis thread exists "

The opening post explains it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

They're called marrows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

How does one fit love *and* peace up one's posterior?

Wellllllll.. with all peace deals lol, there is always a massive stiff pole to deal with

and then when you get to the end, the white flag of truce will be very obvious, bringing you to the end leaving you in peace lol

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is the marrow face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a betting man but I'm guessing that the late arrivals have no idea why ghis thread exists "

Don’t spoil it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!"

I'll bring Daddy carrot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!

I'll bring Daddy carrot

I'll bring a baby carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!"

Wanna bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

I’m going need a bigger cucumber

You can't use it like a fucking kebab stick woman!

I'll bring Daddy carrot

Ooh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's a good reason to visit, I can't think of any others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring Kevin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring Kevin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this has gone off on a tangent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this has gone off on a tangent"

What was the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this has gone off on a tangent

What was the question

Fycked if I can remember, I come from a family of goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this has gone off on a tangent

What was the question

Fycked if I can remember, I come from a family of goldfish"

Us goldfish can't spell fucked either!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ll be in Manchester soon

So will I.

What a coincidence

Me too

You get to meet my cucumber

Me 5.

Me 6

Me 7. This social has grown arms and vegetables.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakes on me afterwards ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about carrot cake up the bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring Kevin.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'll bring Kevin.

Poor Kevin. Adventuring where no carrot has dared go before

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Could you expand that to the NW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring Kevin.

Poor Kevin. Adventuring where no carrot has dared go before "

He loved it

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

That’s good to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area. "

Never been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday dinners at my mums will never be the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like it up the bum

Love and Peace

Some do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area.

Never been

Or ever thought of going

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area. "

I got on an aeroplane there once.

Hmm, there might be something to what you say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area.

I got on an aeroplane there once.

Hmm, there might be something to what you say

I’d land my chopper in your hanger

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area. "

Tick, tick, tick and tick

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

I’ll let you do me if I can do you first

I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier….

It friggin hurt that’s why!!

Were you using the spikey strap-on again Saffron? Or was he just whimpering because of the glass one being cold from the fridge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair this extends to any woman who has shopped, worked, drove through or been in the general area.

Tick, tick, tick and tick

See, I knew it

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’ve been to Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That bloody Saffron does.

Not like us Wirralians - we're dead posh.

She’ll be along shortly acting all prudish

Knobs!!! I’m a giver not a taker

I’ll let you do me if I can do you first

I can’t deal with you crying again… you’re a really ugly crier….

It friggin hurt that’s why!!

Were you using the spikey strap-on again Saffron? Or was he just whimpering because of the glass one being cold from the fridge?"

It was a big long rubber thing with a flogging instrument attached to it with chains. It made my eyes water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been to Manchester

And that your honour is the case for the defence

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Two threads one name now I'm completely confused "

Two threads, one name - wasn't that a viral internet video a few years back?

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